"Does Teacher Xianyu have any experience in taking care of children?"
"No."
"Are you confident that you can handle this job?"
"no problem."
Lin Yuan is quite confident.
How difficult can children be
At this time, the Yu Dynasty members had already gone to their mission locations.
Lin Yuan was sitting in the car on the way to the kindergarten, and director Tong Shuwen was accompanying them, constantly guiding the topic along the way.
The other members of Yu Dynasty were also accompanied by staff.
The staff does not need to appear on camera, it is enough to lead the topic.
Twenty minutes later.
Lin Yuan arrived at the destination: "Beihai Kindergarten?"
Lin Yuan read out the name of the kindergarten.
At this time.
The security guard opened the door.
The principal of the kindergarten appeared.
This was an auntie in her forties. She glanced at Lin Yuan and began to urge him, "You must be our new kindergarten teacher. Wash your hands before coming in. Be quick. The children are waiting for you."
The variety show was arranged in advance.
The principal of the kindergarten has been informed by the program team:
We must treat Xianyu as an ordinary person and not give him any preferential treatment just because he is a celebrity or his fan.
Quite the opposite.
Precisely because the students are stars, the head teacher needs to be more strict.
Because the reality show is very short, the production team hopes to let the stars experience the hardships of different industries in a short period of time.
This isn't just the case in kindergarten.
The work that other members of the Yu Dynasty are facing at this moment will also be treated quite strictly, and it will be difficult for them to enjoy the halo of a star.
Lin Yuan didn't feel anything was wrong.
He couldn't even think so much, just thinking about how to do today's work well, and answered seriously: "Okay."
soon.
He entered the class.
This is a middle class in kindergarten.
There are twenty-five children in the class.
According to the head teacher, the children are between four and five years old.
at this time.
The children were chattering and the classroom was noisy and bustling.
"Everyone, please be quiet."
The head teacher appeared and the children became much quieter as soon as he spoke: "Let me introduce to you, this is our teacher Xianyu. Teacher Xianyu will teach you today."
"Hello, Teacher Xianyu."
The childish voices of children were heard.
What Xia Fan said about children being difficult to raise is sheer nonsense. Look at these children, they are all very sensible and polite.
"Hello everyone."
Lin Yuan smiled.
The headmaster turned to Lin Yuan and said, "The schedule is on the wall. You must attend classes according to the schedule. We will pay you according to your work performance."
Lin Yuan nodded and looked at the schedule.
It is seven fifty now. The next hour is the indoor interest teaching time. The teacher will organize the children to cultivate their interests and hobbies.
"The rest is up to you."
After saying this, the director turned and left.
Lin Yuan still had a smile on his face. Just as he was about to speak, the children started to make noise again, even louder than before. The discipline in the entire classroom was in chaos:
"What kind of fish is the envious fish?"
“How many kinds of fish do you know?”
"I know the Great Shark!"
"I know little goldfish!"
“I know salmon!”
“The salmon is not tasty!”
"I know the big turtle!"
"A giant turtle is not a fish!"
Lin Yuan feels like he is Duoyu (Yu).
It turned out that it was the head teacher who just calmed down these children.
As soon as the director left, the children immediately ignored Lin Yuan.
All I saw were the children arguing fiercely about who knew more about fish, and the authority of teacher Lin Yuan was completely gone.
beside.
The guy in charge of filming was laughing.
This is the highlight of the kindergarten.
The scholar met the soldier.
Kids don't care how much you envy them.
They have no concept of this at all. If they say they don't want to pay attention to you, then they just ignore you.
"Everyone listen to me..."
"Everyone, please be quiet..."
"Children, be good..."
"We have class next..."
Lin Yuan tried to imitate the headmaster's words to intimidate everyone, but it turned out that no one was afraid of him at all.
Even though he tried to make his tone serious, most of the kids continued chatting among themselves.
There were a few honest children who wanted to talk to Lin Yuan, but they were soon led astray by the more naughty children.
"… "
Lin Yuan finally realized the seriousness of the problem.
It seems that being a kindergarten teacher is not an easy job. No wonder Xia Fan wants to exchange jobs with me.
A full five minutes.
He never managed to gain control of discipline.
The photographer took a close-up of Lin Yuan's frustrated expression.
Helplessness in capital letters.
I guess no one could have imagined that Xianyu, the father of Qu, would end up like this.
Outside the classroom.
The director quietly observed the situation inside through the glass, then laughed and said:
"Is this really a good idea? Letting the most difficult class in the kindergarten be taught by a novice teacher like Teacher Xianyu..."
"If he can't lead well, you should fire him."
Tong Shuwen had no psychological burden and spoke with a smile.
These children are carefully selected as "naughty kids" so that Xianyu can experience the despair that he would never experience under normal circumstances.
He has thought about the post-production.
Just be a semi-cartoon character of the kids making a fuss while Xianyu silently cries beside them.
…
what to do
Lin Yuan was thinking about countermeasures.
The boy closest to him had already started dancing and said to the little girl with pigtails next to him:
"You've never even seen a shark. Sharks are this big, bigger than you!"
Let this kid install it.
The children who had never seen a shark looked envious.
The little girl looked at the little boy with different eyes.
At this time.
Lin Yuan's heart moved, and he chose to join the children's topic directly: "Would you like Teacher Xianyu to take you to see the fish?"
Huh
The children said excitedly: “Okay!”
The little boy in the front row was skeptical: "Where are the fish here?"
Lin Yuan took out a piece of chalk and said with a smile: "Teacher Xianyu will draw it for you to see."
"Teacher Xianyu is a liar!"
“The paintings are all fake!”
“We want to see real fish!”
The children were unhappy and disappointed, feeling that they had been cheated.
Lin Yuan didn't say anything, and just started drawing something simple on the classroom blackboard with chalk.
He has master-level painting skills.
Even a casual painting is of a good standard.
Soon, Lin Yuan drew a cartoon version of a beautiful little goldfish.
The children's eyes widened immediately!
This teacher draws it like this!
For a moment, the small classroom became much quieter.
Lin Yuan continued to draw. What everyone was talking about just now were small carps, big turtles, and even big sharks, etc.
Lin Yuan drew them all.
After finishing the drawing, Lin Yuan found that the children were staring at the blackboard with great interest, and the noises of their conversation became much quieter.
It finally calmed down a bit.
Lin Yuan seized this opportunity and started to interact with the children, pointing to the first painting and asking everyone:
"What kind of fish is this?"
"goldfish!"
"How clever! What about this?"
"This is a turtle. I have a little turtle at home!"
"Great, what about this?"
"Shark, shark!"
The kid who just claimed to have seen a shark rushed to answer:
"The teacher drew a shark!"
"So who of you knows what this is?"
Lin Yuan drew another creature.
A little girl in the back row suddenly raised her hand:
"It's a dolphin. My parents took me to see a dolphin show!"
"Yes, this is a dolphin. Children know a lot."
“The teacher draws really well!”
The little girl was a bit introverted and said with a red face.
Lin Yuan smiled slightly: "The teacher has a friend named Yingzi, who is very good at drawing. The teacher also learned these from him. Do you want to learn too?"
"think!"
"Then I will teach you how to draw the simplest little goldfish. You will learn it in no time. If you don't believe me, come up and try it."
“Me, me, me, me!”
Shark Boy is the most active one.
Lin Yuan nodded: "Then come up and I will teach you."
Um.
Lin Yuan never imagined that one day he would use his teacher's aura to teach children how to draw the simplest stick figures.
The child learned from Lin Yuan for about three minutes.
Three minutes later.
He drew a lifelike little goldfish on the blackboard!
This time.
The other children were also excited, and everyone wanted to draw a beautiful picture like this:
“I want to learn too!”
"let me!"
"Teacher, teach me!"
Lin Yuan silently called out the system:
"Is the Master's Aura only for one-on-one?"
“You can teach multiple people at the same time, but the results will be evenly divided.”
"That's enough."
Just the simplest stick drawing.
Lin Yuan immediately led the children to start painting.
result.
After a class.
The children all drew little goldfish in their notebooks at a very good level!
"How's my drawing?"
“Not as good as me!”
“My drawings are the best!”
Children aged four or five like to compete with each other in this kind of thing. After each of them finishes a painting, they become very proud and feel a great sense of accomplishment.
at the same time.
Teacher Lin Yuan has already taken basic control of the class.
…
Outside the teachers, the kindergarten principal who had been secretly observing was extremely surprised.
The kids stopped making noise
She laughed and said, "I didn't expect that Teacher Xianyu could draw. The children have become much more well-behaved after learning to draw from him."
certainly.
Because they were all simple drawings, the kindergarten teacher wasn't too shocked.
With a little learning, adults can also draw simple sketches for children with good results.
Director Tong Shuwen laughed and said, "Teacher Xianyu works part-time as a film and television creator and game designer, so it's normal for him to be able to draw. Besides, he and Yingzi are good friends. As he said, he can achieve this level just by learning from each other."
“This is quite a low level!
The head teacher commented: "At least it's better than our kindergarten's art teacher's."
Tong Shuwen nodded.
What actually surprised him was:
Under Lin Yuan's guidance, the children actually created some excellent works of art.
If the children couldn't draw well, the atmosphere certainly wouldn't be as good as it is now.
The classroom atmosphere was so good simply because everyone really learned how to draw goldfish from Lin Yuan and felt a great sense of accomplishment.
interesting!
Designed a game last night.
Teach your kids to draw today.
Teacher Xianyu seems to have quite a lot of skills. No wonder he has so many side jobs. It seems that this program needs to explore Teacher Xianyu's various skills.
There are two types of program effects.
One is the one that shows off wildly, crushing others with all kinds of strength.
The other is to suffer various setbacks and be badly cheated by the program crew.
Tong Shuwen originally wanted to see Lin Yuan fail in kindergarten, but in the first class, Xianyu completed it successfully and even did better than the average kindergarten teacher.
This was totally beyond Tong Shuwen's expectations.
Of course, the effect of this kind of program is also very good, even more exciting than being humiliated!
Because the other members of the Yu Dynasty should be in various frustrated situations at the moment, the contrast with Xianyu's side is also refreshing.
but…
This is just the first class.
It is not easy to raise children, and anyone who has raised children should know this well.
Let's see how Xianyu will defend himself. He turned to the headmaster and asked:
"What's the next class?"
"Play."
"ah?"
"Kindergarten, isn't it just about playing?"
"What are the details?"
“Play outside.”
…
The second class was indeed outdoor play.
The teacher should lead the children to play games outdoors.
It's called outdoors.
In fact, it was still on the small playground inside the kindergarten.
Lin Yuan led the children to the playground, and everyone soon began to play and chase each other.
"Everyone, stop running around!"
It is children's nature to be naughty.
Lin Yuan mastered the first class.
In the second class, the children showed their true colors and were having fun again. Two of them even started wrestling.
“Be careful!”
“Hey!”
"Big Shark, why are you pulling a little girl's braids!"
"Teacher, my name is not Big Shark, my name is Ma Xiaotiao!"
Then you are too jumpy.
Lin Yuan felt like an old mother, nagging:
"Then classmate Ma Xiaotiao, can you get everyone to play games together?"
“I don’t want to make games!”
Ma Xiaotiao shook his head: "It's always the same few games!"
"for example?"
"play house!"
"Throw a snowball!"
"Hide and seek!"
"The eagle eats the chicken!"
A group of children were talking at once. There were many types of games, but everyone seemed to be tired of playing and had no enthusiasm to participate at all.
This won't work.
Lin Yuan needs to earn a salary.
If we let everyone play around, not only will problems easily arise, but it will also affect Lin Yuan's performance score.
He had to organize everyone to play games in order to complete the task of this outdoor class.
then.
Lin Yuan shouted again: "Ma Xiaotiao!"
Ma Xiaotiao spoke up: "Teacher, you should call me Big Shark. I think Big Shark is cooler!"
Lin Yuan shook his head: "The person who is the best at playing games can be called the Great Shark!"
Ma Xiaotiao was anxious: "I'm really good at playing games!"
Lin Yuan patiently asked, "Are you good at playing the game of Drop the Handkerchief?"
"What is Drop the Handkerchief?"
Although Blue Planet and Earth are very similar, there is no game of dropping the handkerchief in this world.
Lin Yuan said seriously: "This teacher invented a game that is more interesting than the ones you played before. Do you want to play it?"
"Play, if I win, I'm the Shark!"
Ma Xiaotiao seems to be the most popular person in the class. If he wants to play, everyone wants to play too.
"very good."
Lin Yuan immediately organized everyone to play the handkerchief throwing game: "While playing the game, everyone should sing together!"
"What are you singing?"
"I will teach you the song that the teacher wrote. It is very simple. Follow me..."
Lin Yuan activated the teacher's aura and sang:
"Throw the handkerchief, throw the handkerchief, gently put it behind the child, don't tell him, hurry up and catch him..."
This song "Drop the Handkerchief" is a classic children's song on Earth.
There are three or four lyrics in total.
With Lin Yuan’s teacher aura, everyone can learn it in a few minutes.
As a result, the game hasn’t started yet.
A group of children began to sing happily.
For children, learning a new nursery rhyme is also a very fulfilling thing.
Some children have already made up their minds:
When I get home tonight I’m going to show off the little goldfish I drew and the song I just learned to my parents!
Now everyone looked at Lin Yuan with even more approval.
This teacher is so fun!
With this recognition, everyone began to listen to Lin Yuan.
"Okay, now the whole class will stand in a circle and close their eyes. Ma Xiaotiao, you hold this handkerchief and walk around in a circle. On the way, you can secretly throw the handkerchief behind someone. Everyone else should check behind them. If they find a handkerchief behind them, they should immediately pick it up and chase Ma Xiaotiao. If they catch him, they should slap him. Ma Xiaotiao, you should try your best to run around in a circle and sit down in the seat of the person who was thrown to. If you are slapped, you lose..."
Lin Yuan explained the rules of the game of throwing the handkerchief.
A children's song that you haven't heard of.
A game that has never been played on Blue Star!
Soon, the children were having a great time playing. It was a very interesting game and no one would feel bored even if they had to sit still the whole time.
Everyone feels involved.
This outdoor class was filled with laughter!
…
far away.
Tong Shuwen was dumbfounded again.
The kindergarten principal was also staring blankly.
They thought that it would be difficult for Lin Yuan to calm the children down in this class.
The result was another "never expected"!
Isn't this Xianyu's tricks too many
Since no one likes to make games, he designed a small game for everyone to play
In order to increase everyone's interest, he also composed a nursery rhyme called "Drop the Handkerchief" for this game
Children's song.
Mini games.
In fact, these are not big things for Xianyu.
He is Qu's father, isn't it easy for him to write children's songs
He is also a game designer, so it is not difficult for him to design a small game. Although this small game is different from a computer game, it is still a game after all.
The real problem is...
Lin Yuan received this task on short notice!
Everything Xianyu does as a kindergarten teacher is improvised!
Why can he perform so well
The program crew originally wanted to film Xianyu being busy and worried in front of the child.
result…
Xianyu is always showing off!
It seems that this task from the program crew is not difficult for him at all!
Tong Shuwen saw it clearly, and the headmaster gave Xianyu full marks for his performance in the past two classes!
Fortunately.
Although Xianyu's performance went against the original intention of the program team in many ways, the program effect became even more exciting.
"What's the next class?"
"Music lesson."
"… "
Wow, letting Qu Dad give music lessons to kindergarten kids
Would Blue Star Music Dad, who can compose a children's song that is very popular with children on the spot when playing a game, be difficult in kindergarten music classes
Needless to say.
The next class will be about easy-to-scoring questions.
Unless professional players are banned from participating!
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ps: I would like to dedicate to you the new book of my kindergarten boss classmate, "This Star Really Wants to Retire". From the name you can tell it is about entertainment, it must be very good. Except for being short and not as handsome as me, this guy is good in other aspects. There is a direct link below.