Blue star.
Qinzhou Television Station.
The audience is paying close attention!
The dancing was great, the songs were great, and even the choice of host was very much to the audience's liking!
Now.
Qinzhou TV Station has seen the appearance of two sketch comedy masters, Shi Yan and Chen Feng!
All of this has led to everyone being curious about the content of Qin Zhou’s first sketch!
…
At this point the skit has already begun.
Shi Yan plays a director who is preparing to shoot a play, but the actors never show up.
beside.
A passerby volunteered to take part in the performance. The performer was Chen Feng, who had just made everyone cheer.
Shi Yan: "Have you ever acted in a movie?"
Chen Feng was excited: "The Truman Show", "Life of Pi", "The Tuner", "Flirting Scholar", "Spider-Man", "Hachiko", "Resident Evil"... "
Shi Yan was surprised.
Chen Feng's voice continued: "I have seen all these movies."
Puff.
The audience laughed.
The baggage was a success.
Basically, the audience knows that these movies are the envy of the fish.
Shi Yan had no choice but to agree: "What we want to shoot today is very simple, just eating noodles."
"Noodles?"
Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hands and said to the audience slyly: "I just didn't eat today."
Audience: “Hahahahahaha!”
Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "What did you say?"
Chen Feng changed the subject: "I said I will work hard today."
The audience laughed again!
Shi Yan believed it and said, "Come on, come on, all departments, pay attention, photographers, get ready..."
beside.
Chen Feng began to serve the noodles, his movements vivid and lively, and once again revealed a cunning and proud expression: "Noodles with gravy!"
Now that’s good!
As the director, Shi Yan was busy preparing for the filming.
Chen Feng just picked up the bowl and started to eat with relish!
Slurp!
Slurp!
Slurp!
…
This moment!
The audience was shocked, but at the same time, they burst into laughter!
“Hahahahahahahahaha!”
"This acting is really amazing, a completely non-proper performance!"
"Oh my god, there are clearly no noodles in the bucket, how did he make it look so lifelike!"
"Teacher Chen Feng is amazing, this is what a performing artist is like!"
"You say he's funny, but he's very professional; you say he's professional, but how can he be so funny!"
"You're clearly eating air, but you're making me hungry!"
“Is this a non-material eating show?”
“It tastes so good!”
"I'll have noodles with gravy for breakfast tomorrow!"
So cool!
No physical performance!
With just a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, Chen Feng was able to act out the feeling of serving and eating noodles without making the audience feel out of place. He even gave the audience the feeling that he was eating particularly delicious noodles!
…
On stage.
Shi Yan suddenly said: "What's that sound!"
Chen Feng quickly covered the bowl and tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth.
In fact, there was no food in his mouth at all, because this was a non-physical performance!
Yet his movements were so natural!
It gives people the feeling that he has food in his mouth!
"Quiet!"
Shi Yan turned around and continued to talk about the play.
Chen Feng continued to eat: "Slurp, slurp..."
Shi Yan finished talking and walked towards Chen Feng: "This scene is..."
Shi Yan's voice paused.
Chen Feng was already eating to the final stage, the entire bowl just covering his face, and he was scraping the food with his chopsticks very quickly, accompanied by countless slurping sounds!
…
Backstage.
Everyone in the Fish Dynasty burst out laughing!
Chen Zhiyu burst into laughter: "This acting is too amazing!"
Sun Yaohuo also grinned: "The key is that the performance is very funny!"
Xia Fan: "I've seen them rehearse before, but I still burst out laughing when I saw their actual performance!"
Jiang Kui suddenly asked, "Did Chu Kuang write this script?"
Wei Haoyun was shocked: "Does Chu Kuang, the old thief, look like someone who can write sketches?"
Zhao Ying said: "Don't call Chu Kuang an old thief in front of the representative. After all, he is the representative's good brother."
Upon hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
…
The show goes on.
Shi Yan talks about the play: "It's already eight o'clock, you are eating noodles, your girlfriend calls you outside, you finish your noodles, put down the bowl and run away, there are two lines in total: Why are you in such a hurry..."
Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan was helpless: "I told you that you only have two lines, what are you talking about..."
Chen Feng said: "There are only two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan was anxious: "I said two lines in total, what are you…"
Chen Feng: "Yes! I'm really not in a hurry, Director!"
Shi Yan went from helpless to excited and then to a roar that made his blood pressure rise, and finally he explained everything clearly to Chen Feng.
According to the plot, after a rehearsal, Chen Feng ate another bowl of noodles and felt particularly comfortable.
The rehearsal is over.
Shi Yan: "How do you feel?"
Chen Feng: "It tastes good!"
Shi Yan: "I'm asking you how you feel here!"
Chen Feng: "I'm full!"
Crash!
The audience was delighted!
Someone shouted out loudly: "Good!"
Countless applause!
Bang bang bang bang bang!
…
In a media studio, a reporter was holding a tablet and laughing from ear to ear!
In the room.
A total of eight reporters worked overtime.
Everyone held a tablet and was responsible for watching the Spring Festival Gala of Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei and Zhongzhou respectively.
This way, any news can be reported immediately.
but.
When others saw the reporter laughing, they couldn't help but wonder.
"You are responsible for keeping an eye on any special news about Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, right? What show is so funny now?"
"Skip!"
"What skit?"
"A sketch written by Chu Kuang."
"Chu Kuang really wrote a skit!"
The other reporters' eyes widened immediately: "What the hell are you waiting for? Issue a press release. This is big news. Oh, and who will perform in this skit?"
The reporter said, "Shi Yan and Chen Feng, hahahahahahahaha!"
Another wonderful sight!
The eyes of the other reporters widened even more: "This is such explosive news, and you're still laughing. Write an article and publish it!"
Huh
The reporter finally came to his senses, but after a moment of hesitation he said, "Wait for me to finish, wait for me to finish, it should be almost over!"
Several journalist colleagues: "Is it really that funny?"
The man nodded: "The Spring Festival Gala in Qinzhou is so exciting to watch, with top hosts from eight continents..."
Colleague: “What!”
All you do is watch the Spring Festival Gala and have fun. How many big news have you missed
…
On TV.
The sketch has reached the later stage!
All the burdens that were laid out have exploded!
In order to shoot this scene well, Chen Feng ate his third bowl of noodles.
He's already a little full!
Shi Yan: "Act more naturally, don't feel like you're filming a movie!"
Chen Feng: "Just want to... no feeling?"
Shi Yan: "Okay, let's start filming and eat noodles!"
Chen Feng: “Slurp, slurp!”
Shi Yan: "Speak, speak, speak the lines!"
Chen Feng swallowed the noodles with great difficulty and waved his hand: "No feeling!"
Burst into laughter!
This time the burden is the loudest!
It’s not the joke itself that’s so funny, but the whole emotion is built up here, so this line seems particularly funny!
But this is still the end.
When we were rehearsing the noodle-eating segment again, a similar scene happened.
Shi Yan: "Speak, speak, speak, words!"
Chen Feng: "Words!"
Shi Yan: "Lines!"
Chen Feng: "Lines!"
These bowls of noodles made Chen Feng so full that he started talking nonsense!
And at this time.
The plot has entered its finale, which is also the biggest climax!
The last bowl of noodles.
Chen Feng really wanted to get less.
Shi Yan simply picked up the bucket and poured it all into his bowl!
Chen Feng was about to cry: "No no no director, how can I eat this!"
Shi Yan: "Hold on a little longer, we can finish the shoot in one minute. All departments, get ready, start!"
Chen Feng looked at the noodles with a painful expression.
This guy is showing off. Before, he was talking about how he hadn't eaten yet, and then he was talking about noodles with gravy. He looked very proud, which was in sharp contrast to his current look as if he was full.
“Eat, eat, eat!”
"Slurp..."
"Speak, speak, speak your lines!"
"What are you doing... burp... you... burp..."
Chen Feng can't take it anymore!
He keeps hiccuping!
At this moment, the audience couldn't stand it anymore!
The whole audience cheered, clapped and laughed loudly: “Hahahahahahahaha!”
…
tribe!
blog!
Circle of friends!
All exploded!
This sketch was built up layer by layer, and the final effect exceeded everyone's imagination!
“Hahahahahaha!”
"I laughed until my stomach hurt!"
"As expected of Teachers Chen Feng and Shi Yan!"
"This is the best skit they have ever collaborated on!"
“The non-physical performance is amazing!”
“The artist’s skills and acting skills are all on the stage!”
"It's best if Teacher Chen Feng burps and talks. It's exactly like a person who has eaten too much. I'm starting to feel full too!"
“Five bowls of noodles, and such big bowls, absolutely amazing!”
"The performance is good, and the script is good too. Who would dare to believe that this is a skit written by Chu Kuang?"
"Yeah, I almost forgot about that!"
"This is actually a book written by the old thief Chu Kuang?"
"I give in!"
"The old thief Chu Kuang is too perverted!"
"I always thought that old thief Chu Kuang was best at making people cry, but I didn't expect that he could also make people laugh!"
"I burst out laughing. Could it be that this old thief wanted to use the happiness he brought me tonight to offset his previous sins?"
"It's Chinese New Year, so I won't bother with this old thief. I'll just say four words to him: Happy New Year!"
…
In the Spring Festival Gala, skits are always the highlight!
Qinzhou's skits appeared earlier than those in other continents!
Plus Chu Kuang’s gimmick!
Plus the fame of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!
The audience attracted by this sketch is undoubtedly huge!
Zhongzhou.
Blue Star Ratings Monitoring Center.
A staff member's look changed: "Look!"
Swish, swish, swish!
Several staff members nearby came over, and their eyes changed!
"this!"
"How is that possible?"
“Is it rising too fast?”
"What show did they play?"
"It shouldn't be a specific program, or the program is just the trigger."
"The real reason for this result is probably the word-of-mouth effect."
"Even so, the ratings are rising too fast!"
This staff member's screen.
Qinzhou's ratings have been rising all the time, and the amplitude is becoming more and more exaggerated!
…
Chuzhou.
A young man is calling his girlfriend.
"Honey, let's hang up the phone and watch the Spring Festival Gala first, okay?"
"Don't you love me anymore? You'd rather watch the Spring Festival Gala than accompany me!"
"I didn't, I'm just sharing the Spring Festival Gala with you!"
"Which one do you think is more important, me or the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Of course it's you!"
"You actually compared me to the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Are you fucking done yet?"
"Not only did you compare me to the Spring Festival Gala, you were also mean to me!"
"Get lost."
The young man hung up the phone, extremely angry.
Two minutes later, he was watching "Eating Noodles" and suddenly laughed out loud, hahahahahahaha, forgetting all his worries!
Women only affect my watching of the Spring Festival Gala!
…
Korean continent.
Someone is smoking on the balcony.
Suddenly someone downstairs shouted:
"Brother Li?"
"Old Wang?"
"Come out to smoke so late at night?"
"Well, I was in a bad mood. I had a fight with my wife."
"Tell my sister-in-law to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
"I have no interest in the Spring Festival Gala."
"That's because you haven't watched Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala!"
"ah?"
"Watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than smoking here. If you have nothing to do, spend more time with your children. Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala together as a family!"
"Really?"
"Believe me, this Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really wonderful!"
…
Yanzhou.
There was a knock in the bedroom.
A voice came from inside: "Dad, what's going on? I'm playing games!"
Dad: "Come out and watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
Son: "How can the Spring Festival Gala be as interesting as the games?"
Dad: "Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than games!"
There was no sound from inside.
After a while, the door opened.
Dad laughed and said, "Why don't you continue playing games?"
The son pouted: "There was a guy who was offline and said he went to watch the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. Was the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala good?"
Dad pursed his lips and said, "It's really good. It was a skit just now. It was very exciting. You missed it. Now they are going to sing. However, the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is organized by Xianyu, and the quality of the songs is quite good."
My son sighed: "I think the songs on the Spring Festival Gala are boring."
These words have just fallen.
Fei Yang's voice suddenly came from the TV:
"My passion is like a fire
Burning the desert
The sun will hide from me even if it sees me
It will also be afraid of my fire of love
The desert will never be lonely with me
Full of flowers of youth
I'm singing loudly and you're singing softly
Intoxicated by the little river of love in the desert..."
This song is exciting!
It’s totally in line with the Yan people’s aesthetic!
The son and his father looked at each other, and suddenly their bodies shook with excitement, their jaws moving back and forth with the melody!
…
Sharing is human nature!
This is why word-of-mouth effect is formed!
Countless audiences who were conquered by Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala began to call their friends!
Crash!
One person tells ten people, ten people tell a hundred people, a hundred people tell a thousand people!
Friends to friends of friends to friends of friends of friends!
Circulate and spread!
The number of viewers of Qinzhou TV Station is increasing!
The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are getting higher and higher!
“Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so wonderful!”
"What a treasured Spring Festival Gala!"
"I used to be a staunch supporter of Zhongzhou, but now I have been captured by the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!"
“Another great song!”
"The singer is actually Fei Yang!"
"Passionate Desert, this song is suitable for Fei Yang!"
"This program arrangement is very interesting. After watching the more impressive programs, we will arrange for songs to be sung to relax everyone."
"I wonder what Qinzhou's ratings are like!"
"I feel like it should be in the top three of Blue Star's ratings!"
"The first one must be Zhongzhou."
"There is no doubt that Zhongzhou is the first, and no one will surpass it. After all, it is the Spring Festival Gala, and the quality of the program is also good, but I always feel that Qinzhou is more to my liking."
Netizens are discussing.
Inside the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala director team.
Zhuang Xian got a temporary audience ratings report.
When seeing the data ranking above, Zhuang Xian's eyelids suddenly twitched!
Is this the ratings for each continent
Assistant Director Chang An came over to take a look, and his blood pressure suddenly rose!
"How is that possible!"
"Why are you panicking? It's still early!"
Zhuang Xian took a deep breath, but felt very uneasy.
Chang An gritted his teeth and said, "They must have put the best programs in the front to grab the first place. The six-hour Spring Festival Gala is a protracted battle..."
That's exactly what they say.
However, Chang An was also feeling uneasy.
The audience report shows:
Qinzhou ranked second in ratings.
This is not the scariest thing. There has to be someone second, and it could be any continent!
The most terrifying thing is that since the start of the Spring Festival Gala, Qinzhou's viewership growth rate has surpassed all other continents, including Central China. The rising amplitude of its viewership line graph has reached an exaggerated level!
…
Qinzhou.
On TV.
"You give me little raindrops to moisten my heart; I give you little breezes to blow open your flowers; the little flowers in love belong to you and me, and our love is like a passionate desert..."
My passion!
Like a fire!
Fei Yang sang with great enthusiasm!
Backstage.
Inside the control room.
Tong Shuwen smiled.
Can this fire burn Zhongzhou's butt