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Countless news and reports about the real-time ratings of the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala have emerged, shocking all viewers who have not watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, including some who have been directly locked on Zhongzhou Channel since the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast.
"What?"
"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so amazing?"
"The ratings are on par with Nakasu!?"
"How is this possible? How exciting must Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala be to be on par with Zhongzhou's?"
"No, it arouses my curiosity!"
"I want to go to Qinzhou TV Station to see why Qinzhou has such high ratings!"
"I'll go check it out too!"
"It's ridiculous that the ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are on par with the Central Continent Spring Festival Gala. Look at what's so amazing about them!"
Countless people are curious!
The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are actually on par with those of Zhongzhou. People who have not watched the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala simply cannot understand it!
Out of such curiosity.
Countless viewers turned on Qinzhou TV!
If you watch it online, you will definitely see a lot of comments, all from new viewers who heard about other Spring Festival Galas:
"Is Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala good?"
"I heard that the Spring Festival Gala here is super exciting?"
"Are the ratings really on par with Zhongzhou?"
"I came here specially from the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Upstairs plus one!"
"I came from Zhao Zhou."
"I came from Hanzhou Spring Festival Gala."
"I came from Weizhou Spring Festival Gala."
"Add 9527!"
The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala rose again.
…
Zhongzhou.
Zhuang Xian's expression was extremely ugly.
Assistant director Chang An's face turned pale.
The entire Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala director team was shocked by the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala's ratings, and a feeling of unease was spreading.
"Why is this happening?"
“The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are actually on par with ours!”
"It's over!"
"We have brought disgrace upon Zhongzhou!"
“The ratings of the major Spring Festival Gala have never been caught up by the local Spring Festival Gala…”
"No matter how special the situation is this year, it is still a shame for us in Zhongzhou to have such a situation happen!"
“Is it a question of shame now?”
"Now the question is whether Zhongzhou will still need you and me when hosting the Spring Festival Gala in the future!"
Everyone was in a panic!
Zhuang Xian suddenly shouted, "Shut up, everyone! Who said we're done? There's still half the time left for the Spring Festival Gala!"
It's only been about three hours now.
The last three hours of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala hide several killer tricks. This is his arrangement to save the good stuff for later!
I almost forgot about this!
Everyone suddenly realized and calmed down.
Everyone was just shocked by Qin Zhou's ratings.
Zhuang Xian is right, the good programs of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala are still to come!
Qin Zhou does not know how to hide his shortcomings. He has put together so many interesting and fun programs in the first three hours. In the remaining half of the time, will there be enough heavyweight programs to compete with Zhong Zhou
Thinking like this.
Assistant Director Chang An suddenly became excited, looked at the stage, and his face regained a rosy glow: "Finally, it's the turn of these two teachers!"
"Now we're going to have some fun!"
When the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala team saw what was happening on stage, they immediately smiled happily: "There's no need to worry about the ratings this time!"
crosstalk!
Zhongzhou’s next show is a crosstalk show performed by Blue Star’s top crosstalk masters, the famous Liu brothers, Liu Kun and Liu Wei. The status of these two in the crosstalk world is similar to that of Shi Yan and Chen Feng in the sketch world!
…
The Liu brothers are performing crosstalk!
The news quickly reached the ears of audiences of major Spring Festival Galas, immediately causing countless people to get excited.
Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was also affected.
"My friends, please look at the Zhongzhou station. They are finally serving the main dish!"
"What kind of hard food?"
"I just said four words, Brother Liu!"
"Liu Kun and Teacher Liu Wei!?"
"Good fellow, let's look at Zhongzhou TV now!"
"I told you, there will be something special in Zhongzhou!"
"Although Qin Zhou's show is wonderful, there's really nothing I can do. I love the Liu brothers' crosstalk so much!"
“Go, go, go!”
"The best place to watch crosstalk is the Spring Festival Gala!"
Many people who had just switched to Qinzhou TV station were attracted by this news before they could even settle down. Even many viewers who had been watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala were a little tempted!
Liu Kun, Liu Wei!
Those are the Liu brothers!
Their crosstalk is so wonderful!
How about going to Qinzhou TV station and watching it first
After watching the crosstalk, just go back to Qinzhou TV Station!
Thinking this way, many people were ready to take action. However, coincidentally, just when many people were about to change the channel, the host suddenly introduced the next program: "We know that there are two types of crosstalk. One is called single-talk crosstalk, which is crosstalk performed by one person; the other is called crosstalk in pairs, which is crosstalk performed by two people, one supporting the main role and the other the funny role. But have you ever heard of crosstalk performed by five people? Have you ever heard of group crosstalk?"
…
Backstage.
Lin Yuan smiled.
Blue Star only has stand-up and dialogue crosstalk, but no group crosstalk, so his design can be considered a pioneering one.
However, even in the Chinese crosstalk circle, group crosstalk is rare. Most of the classics are monologues or dialogues, and group crosstalk is not mainstream.
Because there is such a saying in the crosstalk world:
One person is for talking, two people are for teasing, three people are for gathering, four people are for coaxing, and five people are the cause of chaos.
A crosstalk performed by three people is already rare, and when it comes to four people, the beginning of the action starts to make a fuss. Not to mention the difficulty of a crosstalk performed by five people. Even if Lin Yuan searched the system library, he could only find a few group crosstalks. One of the most classic group crosstalks among them is Teacher Ma Ji’s traditional crosstalk "The Five Senses Compete for Merit"!
Guan refers to organs.
The theme of the crosstalk is a debate between eyes, nose, mouth, ears and brain.
As the host introduced, a few lines of text appeared in the lower left corner of the TV.
Program: Five Senses Compete for Merit
Performers: Guo Leng, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng An
Script: Chu Kuang
Many viewers who were about to change the channel couldn't help but put down their remote controls, as they were more or less attracted by this gimmick.
"Five people's crosstalk!?"
“This statement is really new!”
"The crosstalk script was also provided by Lao Zei. It seems that Lao Zei is planning to change his career, doing both skits and crosstalk!"
"Will this thing work?"
"I wanted to express my doubts, but when I thought about the sketch "Eating Noodles", I felt that this old thief's script might be of some standard!"
“Five actors aren’t bad at all!”
“Although these five people individually cannot compare to the Liu brothers, when they are combined, their weight is no less than that of the Liu brothers!”
“That’s not how crosstalk is calculated.”
"This thing really doesn't look better the more people there are."
"But I have to say, it is really attractive to see five crosstalk masters performing on the same stage. Plus, with Lao Zei's script, I am interested!"
Chu mad!
Five crosstalk masters!
The most unprecedented group crosstalk!
These gimmicks put together are enough to provide many viewers with reasons not to change channels!
Just at this moment.
Qin Zhou’s crosstalk has begun!
Zhongzhou’s crosstalk has also begun!
The programs of the major Spring Festival Galas are not synchronized, but occasional overlap is normal. This is the first overlap between the two sides, and they are all crosstalk performances!
…
Guo Leng walked onto the stage, with a slightly plump figure and a very friendly smile: "Let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. It was very strange. I dreamed about my facial features..."
Sudden.
There was a sound nearby, and four other actors came on stage one after another. They played the eyes, head, nose and ears respectively. The five facial features together with the head played by Guo Leng formed a good show!
"Yo! Head."
"Why."
"Ha ha!"
"Hello, hello!"
"Do you still recognize me?"
"May I ask your name?"
"My last name is Yan."
"What's your last name?"
"Last name: Yan."
"Is your surname among the Hundred Family Surnames?"
"That's the first one."
"Which one?"
"Zhao Qiansun Eyes."
"Never heard of it! Zhao Qian Sun Yan? Zhao Qian Sun Li!"
The five senses argue about who has made the greatest contribution, which is obviously a very common thing in life, but when it comes to the mouths of a few crosstalk actors, it becomes particularly interesting and humorous!
…
Zhongzhou.
Zhuang Xian frowned: "Qin Zhou is also a crosstalk artist?"
Chang An sneered: "Now they have run into the muzzle of the gun. The difference is easiest to see through horizontal comparison. After watching our show, the audience will know which show is more exciting. Look at this scene!"
On the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala stage.
The Liu brothers gave a wonderful performance.
The audience applauded from time to time.
There was not a single mistake, the Liu brothers were as funny as ever, and the quality of their show was as good as ever. No wonder every year every continent invites the Liu brothers to the Spring Festival Gala, these two brothers can really hold the scene!
But Zhuang Xian was still uneasy.
He suddenly found a place away from other people, and somehow turned on Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala on his tablet and watched Qin Zhou's crosstalk for a while.
Qinzhou Stage.
The five senses are still quarreling.
Nose: Just head towards that mouth!
Brain: Why am I on his side
Nose: Hey! Get some delicious food and drinks, chicken, duck, fish, meat, delicacies from land and sea, orange soda, cream popsicles, and stuff them all into your mouth! Huh
Brain: If I stuff it into your nose, can you digest it
Mouth: Come on, nose. No matter how delicious the food is, my mouth hasn’t even touched it. The smell will drive you away!
Nose: Hey? Let me smell first, why are you drooling
Mouth: Nonsense! If you catch a cold, I will have to bear the pressure for you.
Eyes: Stop talking! You two are enjoying the delicious food and smelling the spicy food, and I am watching you all with my eyes wide open. I have nothing to do with it!
Ear: Yes! I can’t see it.
Head: All right, all right! You two have nothing to do with this.
Nose: All the good things fall on the mouth!
Mouth: That's all! You only see me eating delicious food and drinking spicy drinks! If any of you have a disaster, get sick, drink some bitter water, take some pills, don't you stuff them all into my mouth? What did I say? Just your nose, even clear snot can flow into my mouth, as if I am your spittoon!
Ear: Yes, this earring is still piercing my ear!
Mouth: Yes! Your ears are hurting, but I still have to keep my mouth open.
Eyes: Yes, when you grin, I have to squeeze out tears.
Nose: My nose is sore, who did I offend? Your eyes are still not satisfied! Don't think I don't know, the 100-inch color TV at home is bought for you!
…
Zhuang Xian was dropped in unexpectedly, so I just watched it without any beginning or end.
However, Zhuang Xian understood the purpose of the crosstalk after reading only a few paragraphs of dialogue. It didn't matter where he watched it from. It didn't affect his understanding of the jokes in the crosstalk at all!
Turn your head.
Watching the Liu brothers' performance on the Zhongzhou stage, although there was a lot of laughter and applause from the audience, he always felt a little flustered, especially after seeing the screen full of comments and messages from the audience:
"Hahaha!"
“I am dying of laughter!”
“I didn’t expect that old thief Chu Kuang could perform such a good crosstalk!”
"This old thief is so amazing, he can even find a script with this angle!"
"The teachers performed really well. Five of them performed crosstalk, but it wasn't messy at all!"
“It’s so fun!”
"I have always thought that skits are more exciting than crosstalk. This is the first time I have discovered that good crosstalk is not inferior to skits!"
"How fresh! A crosstalk by a group!"
"There is nothing stale in Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!"
"If the Liu brothers are still at their previous level, then I feel that their crosstalk should not be better than "Five Senses Compete for Merit"!"
form!
conception!
angle!
Connotation!
This crosstalk has everything that a crosstalk should have. You say it is a traditional crosstalk, but it is also so novel. You say it is novel, but traditional crosstalk audiences also really buy into it. Both netizens and live audiences applaud!
You know.
This is a crosstalk that lasts nearly twenty minutes!
However, after 20 minutes of crosstalk performance, no audience member was impatient!
…
The whole network is amazed!
Qinzhou and Zhongzhou's crosstalk are even compared together!
"The crosstalk by the Liu brothers is as wonderful as ever. After all, the Liu brothers grew up together and have great tacit understanding. However, Qin Zhou's crosstalk directly opened up a precedent for group crosstalk. Maybe it's because it's the first time I've seen this kind of crosstalk. I always feel that the performance of five people is more shocking than that of two people!"
"Chu Kuang's book is so good!"
"For the first time, I feel that the crosstalk of the Liu brothers is outshined by that of others!"
"Don't blame the Liu brothers."
"This time it's two against five, hahahaha!"
"It's clearly two against six. The script for the crosstalk in Qinzhou was written by Chu Kuang. When it comes to creating works, Chu Kuang is really awesome!"
"People in the novel circle, come and have a look!"
"This old thief is no longer satisfied with writing mystery, fantasy, martial arts and fairy tales. Now he wants to write skits and crosstalk!"
“I feel a little inexplicably moved.”
"Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala really brought back the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a child."
"It is said that the quality of the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse and worse. If anyone dares to say that Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala this year is bad, I will be angry. Even if Qinzhou can't come up with any good programs later, I will watch it to the end!"
"How are the ratings in Zhongzhou?"
"This wave should be a tie. Although I feel that Qinzhou's is more exciting, the Liu brothers are very attractive. Many people have tuned in. I don't know if Qinzhou's crosstalk is more exciting."
…
The competition for credit among the five senses is almost over!
Guo Leng, who plays the role of the head, smiled at the audience and said, "I finally understand. These facial features are just like family members. Only when we love each other as a family can we win honor and gain happiness together!"
Five senses: "Yes!"
Ears: "Listen!"
Five Senses: “We can’t hear it.”
Ear: "Did everyone hear that?"
The audience was stunned, but suddenly they heard a burst of singing, a chorus of the song "A Loving Family":
"I like to have warm lights waiting for me when I get home.
I like to see everyone's smiling faces when I wake up
I like to work hard for my family and my dreams as soon as I go out
I like the family to look in the same direction.
I like to share my happiness with you right away
I like to think of your warm embrace when I am hurt
I like to think of how great it is that you are always tolerant when I am angry.
I love bringing back great memories for you when I travel
Because we are a family
A loving family
Only with a heart can you experience
Only with a heart can you cherish
Why let the dark clouds cover your eyes... "
The show had a very natural transition, with dozens of top stars from all continents singing on the same stage, all singing kings and queens, each singing a line of lyrics!
Climax.
Direct star chorus!
Even just for the presence of so many stars, it is enough to make the audience excited, not to mention the song itself, which is very much in line with the tone of the Spring Festival Gala!
“Too cruel!”
"Qin Zhou is too cruel!"
"What the hell is this lineup!"
"The top singers and divas from every continent are here!"
"These people are all qualified to perform on the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!"
"The White Swan is here too!"
"The robots are there too!"
"Several of the most popular singers and divas from the Masked Singer!"
"Didn't Zhongzhou invite White Swan and Robot as well, but they both refused? So they didn't participate in Zhongzhou's Spring Festival Gala in order to participate in Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala?"
"Wow, Qinzhou is really famous in the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Qin Zhou is not that attractive, this must be Yu Dad's face!"
"After watching all this, my biggest feeling is that the budget for Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so damn high!"
"The sponsor is Yanyan Hotpot!"
"Another sponsor is Nv'erhong!"
"These two sponsors definitely gave a lot of money, especially Yanyan Hotpot. How can this brand always have a share in Fish Dynasty's projects?"
…
Zhongzhou.
Zhuang Xian watched Qin Zhou's show, his eyes seemed frozen!
Not only was he stunned by the crosstalk just now, but the chorus that followed also made his heart sway!
In fact, the shock this chorus brought to him was even greater than that of crosstalk!
Of course it’s not because the song is so great.
The songs are indeed good, but the real point is the status and identity of these singing kings and queens!
Zhuang Xian recognized it at a glance!
There are several top singers among the Qinzhou star chorus, and Zhongzhou has invited them to perform on the Spring Festival Gala!
They refused!
At that time, Zhuang Xian didn’t think much about it, just thinking that some stars would rather spend the Spring Festival with their families.
Until now.
Zhuang Xiancai realized:
These singers did not come to spend the New Year with their families. They rejected Zhongzhou because they wanted to participate in the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!
To be exact, it’s because of Xianyu!
Zhuang Xian found it totally incomprehensible!
Why would they choose that fish over Middle-earth
In the eyes of these singing kings and queens, is the importance of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala less than that of a fish
Isn’t Xianyu just a father of Qu
Is it worthy of their flattery
They would rather sing a few pitiful lyrics at the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala than sing independently at the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!
This is the first time!
Zhuang Xian is doubting Zhongzhou’s reputation!
Before this, whenever he showed the Central Continent sign to any star from other continents, no matter how big a star the other party was, he would treat them with the utmost respect!
Sudden.
Phone vibrates!
Zhuang Xian looked at the news he had just received, and his pupils instantly shrank into sharp points: "Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala ratings have slightly surpassed yours, of course the difference is very small. I can suppress the news for Zhongzhou for an hour, but if Zhongzhou still can't catch up with the ratings in the next hour, this year's situation will be really ugly..."
Zhuang Xian held his phone tightly!
There has never been a precedent in the history of Blue Star that the Grand Spring Festival Gala lost to the local Spring Festival Gala!
And if the Spring Festival Gala hosted by Zhongzhou loses to the local Spring Festival Gala, it will be the most embarrassing moment for Zhongzhou in all these years!
Zhuang Xian is very sure!
If Zhongzhou fails to regain the viewership, the Spring Festival Gala team he leads will never be able to direct the Spring Festival Gala again in this life, and many people may even have to retire early with him...
"No!"
“There is still hope!”
“There are still good shows!”
Zhuang Xian seemed to be encouraging himself, although he knew that even if he regained the viewership rate, it was just to save face. Zhongzhou was beaten so badly by the local Spring Festival Gala, which was equivalent to Xianyu slapping countless bigwigs in Zhongzhou in the face. It was one thing for Xianyu to completely offend Zhongzhou because of this, but it was another matter for him to be dismissed after this Spring Festival Gala.