On the Internet.
"This Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really wonderful!"
“Every show is very well choreographed!”
"Why didn't I notice it earlier? By the time I realized it, the Spring Festival Gala was almost over."
"It's almost midnight."
"What's the next show?"
"Logically, the next show should be the finale, right?"
“Who’s going to be the finale?”
"It's out, it's actually a skit!"
“I’ll go!”
“Oh my God!”
"Why is it him!"
"Wasn't he banned by Zhongzhou?"
“Good fellow!”
"Qinzhou actually invited the person who was banned by Zhongzhou to perform. I just want to say that it was a great job!"
Not only hotly discussed online!
Qinzhou TV station auditorium.
The audience's eyes widened suddenly!
…
There were only a dozen minutes left until midnight.
As the host announced the show, an introduction to the next program appeared in the lower left corner of the screen.
Sketch: Selling Crutches
Script: Chu Kuang
Performers: Dong Wang, Ni Yun, Zhou Fan
Ni Yun and Zhou Fan are both very famous sketch actors, but their status in the sketch world is definitely not as high as Shi Yan and Chen Feng. But Dong Wang is different. He is even more famous than Shi Yan and Chen Feng, and has won the reputation of "King of Sketches".
Unfortunately:
A few years ago, Dong Wang was banned because of a conflict with Zhongzhou. After that, no one dared to invite Dong Wang to the show!
In recent years.
Countless audiences miss this sketch actor and hope to continue seeing him on the Spring Festival Gala, but their wish has not come true.
Who would have thought.
The Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala stage actually fulfilled everyone's wish. Sketch king Dong Wang broke the ice and the ban for the first time in several years!
"Qin Zhou is too bold!"
"Not only has the ratings surpassed Zhongzhou, but now they have directly invited actors who were banned by Zhongzhou!"
"It was said that both sides went to court, and Dong Wang won the case, but he also offended Zhongzhou and was completely banned."
"The lawsuit was won, which proves that Dong Wang was right!"
"The arm is no match for the thigh. After the Zhongzhou ban, no one wants to use Dong Wang anymore. Qinzhou TV is the first to dare to break the ice!"
"I haven't seen Dong Wang in the past few years. Is he still at the same level as he was a few years ago?"
"He looks older than before. He used to be quite young. But it was precisely because he was relatively young that he came into conflict with Zhongzhou."
"Let's watch the show first!"
"I am now worried that he has not performed on stage for several years and is no longer in his former form."
…
Backstage.
Tong Shuwen smiled bitterly: "This time we have really offended Zhongzhou. Not only have our ratings surpassed theirs, but now we are also directly using the actors they banned to perform."
Lin Yuan said: "But he acted the best."
Dong Wang is a skit actor who was banned by Zhongzhou.
Of course Lin Yuan knew that Dong Wang had been banned by Zhongzhou. Tong Shuwen also explained the details to him, which involved a lot of interests.
But Lin Yuan didn't care.
After confirming that there was no problem with Dong Wang's artistic ethics, Lin Yuan decisively arranged for Dong Wang to perform the last skit titled "Selling Crutch".
Yes.
As long as his artistic ethics were fine and he had never done anything bad, Lin Yuan dared to use him, no matter who had banned him.
And before choosing Dong Wang.
Lin Yuan has also seen many of Dong Wang's early sketches.
All I can say is that Dong Wang is worthy of being the "King of Sketches" praised by everyone.
The other party’s performance was so wonderful!
If it weren't for this reason, Lin Yuan wouldn't have placed the other party in the finale position.
You know.
With this skit, this year's Spring Festival Gala is almost coming to an end.
Thinking like this.
Lin Yuan heard huge applause from the audience!
Dong Wang is here!
The audience cheered after a long absence!
No one has forgotten this once glorious “King of Sketches”!
…
Zhongzhou.
Everyone in the Spring Festival Gala director team was stunned!
The director teams from all continents were stunned at the same time!
"Qin Zhoutai is crazy?"
"How dare you use Dong Wang?"
"Wasn't Dong Wang banned by that person who named him?"
"All the continents have tacitly given up cooperation with Dong Wang, but Xianyu dares to go against the world's will?"
"No, he used Qinzhou to compete with our Zhongzhou, and even defeated us with the ratings. What else is he afraid of?"
"This kid is really daring. He will suffer the consequences in the future!"
"No one has offended Zhongzhou more viciously than him in these years."
"Let's watch the show."
"I'm also curious if Dong Wang still has the strength he had back then."
"It would be interesting if Dong Wang messed up. It would be interesting if everything went smoothly at first but the last bullet misfired."
…
Will the last bullet misfire
Dong Wang had a broad smile on his face, and there was no sign of him just returning after being banned. He even had a cunning look that was extremely funny.
beside.
Actress Ni Yun shouted: "Big liar, big liar!"
Dong Wang said calmly, "Hey! Why are you calling me a big liar? I'm here to sell this thing today. Can you please not call me by my stage name?"
Puff!
The audience was instantly delighted!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Dong Wang, you can!"
"What the hell is the stage name Big Liar?"
"So these two are liars!"
"I haven't seen Teacher Dong Wang for so many years, and this performance is still the same!"
"Why do I feel that he is more humorous than before!"
"I felt it right from the start. This is the power of the skit king!"
Although it has just begun, the audience has already begun to get into the rhythm and atmosphere of the sketch.
…
soon.
Another actor, Zhou Fan, appears.
Zhou Fan plays the role of Fan Wei.
Fan Wei's voice is unique, and Zhou Fan's voice is also very distinctive, and their timbre is pleasing. There are still many such talents in the sketch comedy world.
The two of them cooperated very well.
Dong Wang began to deceive: "I know what you do!"
Zhou Fan's voice was a little stuttering: "You still know what I do, what do I do?"
Dong Wang: "You are a big boss in business!"
Zhou Fan: “What?”
Dong Wang's voice quickly changed: "That's impossible."
If someone else said this, it wouldn't be as funny, but when these words came out of Dong Wang's mouth, the whole audience burst into laughter instantly!
Now everyone has forgotten about the ban.
Everyone's attention was focused on the skit itself, and the two were still acting out their scenes:
"Do you know why your face is so big?"
"Why?"
"Your peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper part is enlarged."
"Where did you hold it in?"
"From the waist down to the feet up!"
"Legs?"
“Right!”
"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs!"
"Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! Go!"
…
In the audience.
My mother laughed so hard that she fell backwards: "Oh my god, I am dying of laughter!"
Even Yaoyao couldn't help but complain: "It's too good of a scam."
Lin Xuan simply covered her stomach and said, "This big liar is clearly a wicked person!"
The audience nearby also interrupted.
"This Spring Festival Gala skit has to be performed by Dong Wang!"
"That's right. When watching skits on the Spring Festival Gala, it feels like something is missing without Dong Wang!"
"There's nothing missing this year. There's nothing missing this year. Dong Wang's performance feels no worse than before. Only the skit of eating slime by Shi Yan and Teacher Chen Feng can compete with this one!"
"Keep watching, keep watching."
Amid the applause, the audience's smiles grew wider.
At this time.
The classic scene is here.
Dong Wang instructed Zhou Fan: "Your legs are definitely sick, one of them is short! Let me adjust it for you. Believe it or not, follow my hand and raise your legs as high as you can, and then lower them as hard as you can, okay? Believe it or not? Your legs are definitely sick, your right leg is short! Come on, get up!"
Lift your foot!
Stamp your feet!
Lift your foot again!
Stomp your feet again!
Stomp your feet hard!
After a few cycles, Dong Wang shouted, "Is it numb?"
Zhou Fan: “It’s numb!”
Ni Yun beside him was dumbfounded: "Hey, why is he numb?"
Dong Wang laughed and said, "Nonsense, if you stomp, you will be numb too!"
Ni Yun: "You made my good legs crippled!"
…
In front of the TV!
Countless audiences burst out laughing!
"I am dying of laughter. What do you mean you will get numb even if you stomp on it?"
"My good legs have been crippled!"
"This Zhou Fan, why didn't I realize before that he is so stupid!"
"Dong Wang used to play the honest guy!"
"This guy suddenly plays such a role, it's so funny!"
“Ahhh!”
"I like Dong Wang so much!"
"Please don't ban him anymore. The Spring Festival Gala will be more interesting with him!"
Back!
The feeling of Dong Wang bringing countless joy to the audience on the Spring Festival Gala is back!
In laughter.
The audience was extremely satisfied!
What surprised everyone even more was that Dong Wang returned with a breakthrough this time!
In the past, when he performed skits, he mostly played the role of an honest man.
This time.
He played a big liar, which was a huge contrast and even more hilarious, especially when he found out that Zhou Fan didn't bring enough money, he glared at his wife Ni Yun and said the classic line: "Bicycle? What bicycle do you want, you old woman, what bicycle do you want!?"
…
This time the audience was stunned with laughter!
"Why do the lines in this skit feel so classic?"
"It's over, it's over. Teacher Dong Wang has learned bad things. Now his acting is so funny!"
"He wasn't like this before!"
"No matter what the style is, as long as it's funny, that's all that matters!"
"marvelous!"
“This skit is amazing!”
"To be exact, the entire Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was amazing!"
"We need special effects, stage quality, touching moments, novelties, and the nostalgia, memories, and feelings of the old Spring Festival Gala. The Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala has them all!"
"Laughing out loud!"
“Although the style is different from “Eating Noodles”, the jokes in the two sketches are both wonderful in their own way!”
"My stomach hurts from laughing!"
…
finally.
The skit is coming to an end.
Dong Wang pushed his bicycle and smiled at the audience: "Find someone with weak legs and feet, and sell the bicycle to him!"
puff!
Last word.
The audience still laughed wildly!
It's more than just laughs this time!
At the same time, it was accompanied by endless applause, countless screams, and a boiling atmosphere!
Like waves rising and falling!
Amid the applause, Dong Wang was still smiling, but when he walked off the stage, there was a hint of sparkle in the corners of his eyes.
Back!
The stage he thought he would never return to finally came back this year!
He couldn't help but think of the young man who supported him: "Don't worry about Zhongzhou, this is our Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, I will be responsible if there are any problems."
Thank you!
I hope I didn't disappoint you!
Dong Wang quietly wiped away his tears with a smile.
On stage he could make the whole world laugh, but off stage he was made to laugh and cry by a young man named Xianyu.
…
All continents!
On the Internet!
All the audience were conquered!
"Thanks to Yu Dad for letting me see Dong Wang's performance again. He is really good at making people laugh. He is one of the few good sketch actors who can make people laugh!"
"The King of Sketches!"
"After not seeing him for a few years, he still acts so well!"
"A book is also good!"
"I have to thank Lao Zei for this book. I never thought that the skits and crosstalks written by Lao Zei could be so classic!"
"This Spring Festival Gala is a total show for the three friends!"
"All the picturesque effects on the stage are the work of Shadow!"
"Xianyu is in charge of all the program arrangements!"
"As for the scripts for the crosstalk and skits, the last one was handled by the old thief!"
…
The last skit sparked countless discussions, and just when the audience's mood had not yet calmed down, Yu Wangchao suddenly came on stage and sang a song, with Lin Yuan's voice rang out first!
"The world loves each other!"
"A thousand miles away, the heart is one of its own!"
"Tonight, all the lights are on!"
“Perhaps the beautiful scene is just like what I dreamed of when I looked through the window!”
The song is called "Love Each Other", and its theme is very suitable for Blue Planet, especially at the moment when the Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao and Wei continents are merging!
Everyone in the Fish Dynasty cooperated tacitly.
Jiang Kui: "Look up to the height of Mount Tai, travel through the tunnel of time and space, and be in the embrace of the sky!"
Xia Fan: "Young heartbeat, synchronized with pride, the smile of the sage in the clouds!"
Chen Zhiyu: "The winding rivers converge into the four seas!"
Zhao Ying Chrome: "The dragon emerges from the peak and tail of the waves!"
Sun Yaohuo: "This is a grand event in the heart sea, the auspicious blue sky is moving and the spirit is flying!"
Wei Haoyun: "The east wind blows quietly!"
The climax came again, and everyone's emotions were ignited by the passionate music of the collective chorus!
Envy!
Everyone finally saw Xianyu’s appearance!
At this moment all eyes were focused on Lin Yuan!
Because everyone understands who deserves the real credit for this Spring Festival Gala. It's this young man who connected everything and made the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala shine!
It seems to have a sense of destiny.
Just at this time, Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala ratings reached a peak!
The audience couldn’t help but stand up, and countless crazy shouts and screams blended into the song of “Love and Destiny All Over the World”!
presumptuous!
Let go!
No one can say it’s clear. It’s been so long since we’ve had such an exciting Spring Festival Gala. It’s as if everyone has forgotten when they began to become indifferent to the Spring Festival Gala!
once Upon a time.
People always sigh:
The Spring Festival is becoming less and less festive.
This year's Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala finally made everyone feel the long-lost New Year atmosphere!
The host said loudly: "Amid the sound of firecrackers, the year is over, and the spring breeze brings warmth to Tusu; under the bright sun, people always replace the old charms with new ones. I would like to give this poem by Teacher Xianyu to everyone. There is only one minute left until midnight. Are you ready to say goodbye to last year's regrets and wave goodbye to the happiness of the new year? Of course, don't forget to thank yourself for your persistence and hard work in the past year!"
…
When there are ten seconds left at zero o'clock.
The top hosts from all continents stood on the same stage and said in unison: "Let's start the countdown together!"
Crash!
Whether it was the audience or the major performance teams, everyone joined in the final countdown, and the whole venue resounded with a unified voice:
"five!"
"Four!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
“Happy New Year!”
"Happy New Year!"
“I wish you all the best!”
There are firecrackers as background music in the Spring Festival ceremony. This time there was no host to announce the program, and new songs rang out!
The Spring Festival Gala is over.
The new year begins.
Fireworks go off across all continents.
Firecrackers were set off on all continents.
Tonight, as thousands of lights were on in every house, countless viewers watched the last show of the Spring Festival Gala with great reluctance, and their mood was just like the title of the last song -
Unforgettable tonight!
…
Zhongzhou.
The director team was collectively stunned.
Their Spring Festival Gala has also ended.
But they are no longer the protagonists.
During the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, a song "Unforgettable Tonight" was sung.
Zhuang Xian felt that the song was inexplicably ironic: "I will definitely not forget this night."
beside.
Chang An's face turned pale.
He knew that there would be accountability later, and he, as the culprit who caused Xianyu to withdraw from the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala, would inevitably be the first to be finished.
He regretted it so much.
Unfortunately, there is no medicine for regret in the world.
The only thing he was thankful for was that the chief director Zhuang Xian would probably die with him, so he would not be lonely on this road.
That's right.
Maybe Xianyu will also be doomed in the future.
The more glorious he is tonight, the louder the slap in Zhongzhou's face will be.
…
Other continents.
Some people are praising it.
Someone is shaking his head.
Someone is smiling bitterly.
Someone is in a daze.
Qinzhou hosted the craziest Spring Festival Gala!
Not only is there no precedent, there may even be no precedent in the future!
After watching Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, the strongest feeling everyone had was, what should we do when it is our turn to host the Spring Festival Gala in the future
This moment.
Everyone was in a very complicated mood. One of them murmured, "There should be no doubt now. He declared war on Zhongzhou and won the first battle in a shocking way!"