"Pay attention, newcomers have to have a lesson when they enter the door. Usually, the vice-captain has the class. The vice-captain's surname is Gou. Don't laugh, it's not the dog of Gou Ri, it's the dog with cursive characters and a sentence... The vice-captain has gone out to catch thieves. Entrust me to guide you. I will tell you about the characteristics of thieves, especially the characteristics of our Taiyuan hairy thieves."
Captain Liu Xingxing stroked the hair on the top of his forehead, dipped his thick fingers in saliva, and opened the book. At this time, several team members came in with a struggling thief, and someone shouted: "Captain, Xi The street market grabbed one."
"Got it, got it... Don't bother me, keep your voice down, I'm teaching newcomers." Captain Liu held a cigarette in his mouth, said impatiently, and ordered to close the door. Li Erdong went to close the door nearby, waiting for the cigarette to be lit While watching, Captain Liu looked at Yu Zui, Yan Debiao, and Li Erdong, who seemed to have memory problems, and asked suspiciously, "What did I just say?"
"The traits of a traitor." Yu Zui continued, smiling, he liked this star captain for no reason, no matter how he looked, he looked like those scumbags he had seen in prison.
"Thieves, he is divided into several categories. I said, listen carefully. In the future, you must be very careful, but don't be careful in the first category. The most common ones are uneducated and incompetent on the street, without a proper job. Hooligans, occasionally playing the role of a thief, stealing a bicycle or electric car, rolling some cigarettes and alcohol at the canteen, or carrying two bags when there are many people, these are the most common, but they are not easy to deal with, they are all locals, Dare to fight with you when you are in a hurry. Cough... Let me emphasize that you must not fight with the local people during the mission. Even if you have to fight, you must not let the people see it... "
Captain Liu introduced, and the following giggled and laughed, this is the most taboo training. Team Liu stopped reading the book and threw it to Yu Zui, and the two of them joined together, yo, this thing is worth seeing, there is a thick pile of pictures of all kinds of anti-pickup scenes, the first time the three of them saw this thing , looking very excited.
"The second type is the large-scale and low-quality thieves in the current buses and shopping malls. They steal things, and they usually use tools. That, that's this kind..." Team Liu casually touched a tweezers from his body, like him Like a thief, it’s meaningless to just talk about it. He demonstrated it with his own hands. With tweezers, the lighter in his pocket, the ten-cent note on the table, the small book, and even Li Erdong’s body could be reached with his hand. When it came out, Li Erdong admired his speed with lightning speed.
He said while playing: "This kind of thief is not very courageous. They usually form groups of two or three. The soft ones are bullying, the hard ones are afraid, and they will get down when they see the police. Their level is between professional and non-professional. , at most a little stronger than the punks. Turn to the back, 20 pages later, the main thing is to pay attention to later.”
Wow, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, a large photo was full of cuts, trouser pockets, clothes bags, bags, without exception, were all cut by a blade.
Captain Liu flipped his hand over, and there was a small blade between his fingers. He explained: "Pay attention to this type of thieves. Their fingers are different from ordinary people. Most of them have been trained to poke stakes and hold objects. Fast, steady, accurate, ruthless, light, it is said that among them the best practiced, two pieces of paper are spread on the table, a knife is cut across, the upper part is divided into two, and the lower part is unscathed, that's it."
Liu Xingxing made a demonstration, and scratched, two-thirds of the top, and a big cut on the bottom, the three of Yu Zui laughed, and Captain Liu also smiled and said: "I am not good at this skill yet. Ah, the main thing to point out is that this type of thief is the most dangerous. If you catch him and give him a chance to fight back, as soon as the blade comes out, you will definitely be injured. There was one in our team who had his wrist tendon cut. When encountering this kind of thief, it takes at least two people to arrest him, and he must not leave any opportunity for his hands."
The three of them looked nervous, and seemed a little nervous. Captain Liu smiled again, and waved his hands: "Don't be nervous, the professional quality of the current thieves is the same as your new students, it is getting worse and worse, and they are not willing to work hard. This kind of thief with great skill with swords is very rare."
The three of them looked at each other and giggled. The captain was direct and not fake at all. He had already seen that the three of them had problems with their quality.
"Flip back, finally... that hand." Captain Liu Xingxing directed, and Yu Zui directly turned to the last page. Strangely, in the photos of several hands, two fingers are prominent, both male and female. , more than a dozen old photos, I don’t know how many years old. Seeing that hand, Yu Zui was stunned for a moment, he seemed to have an impression, by the way, the short-haired man he met in the prison once said that stealing skills to the extreme does not need to use any tools, two fingers are the best tool.
"Hey, is this finger as long as it is?" Mouse looked at his own hand, and said strangely.
"Fingerprints... are almost smooth." Li Erdong said, also found the problem.
"Hey, it's promising, you can see it right away, look at this." Captain Liu proudly held a small flat stone to light it up, stroked it, and explained: "This is the trick of old thieves. They use this method when they have nothing to do." A kind of very fine pumice is rubbed in the hands. After a long time, their fingerprints can no longer be obtained except for you to print and press hard, and touch anything under normal circumstances... Among the thieves, there are real, professional, and technical people. It has to be said that the tools of this traditional thief are two fingers. Let me tell you how amazing these two fingers are... The coin that bounces off the thumb can be caught directly with the fingers; As I said before, if the soap flakes fall into the boiling water pot, there is no problem with the hand pinching them out. Their modus operandi is to complete the process of stealing, hiding, and exchanging at the moment of bumping, slapping, or passing by the owner. Moreover, their frequency of committing crimes is very low, and they will never do it again in the same place after they succeed, so their chances of committing crimes are also quite low."
"Isn't that hard to catch?" Li Erdong said. The three of them were almost fascinated after hearing such an introduction. Whether it's a policeman or a bandit, if you do it to the extreme, it will fascinate the viewers.
"It's not hard to catch, but it's basically impossible to catch, because they steal, hide, and trade in one. In general, a deputy is responsible for hiding the stolen goods. If you catch one, you can't be convicted." Captain Liu explained again. .
"If you can't catch it, wouldn't that be a shame to us?" Mouse said, unconsciously calling himself a policeman, even though he wasn't very conscientious.
"If it's just this kind of thief, you don't even have to catch it." Liu Xingxing said something unexpectedly, and when the three were puzzled, he explained: "Think about it, such a thief who studies hard, has ideals and pursues, How many people can there be in Taiyuan? Can they reach such a level of proficiency, do they still need to confront our anti-picking squad? Once they commit a serious crime, the criminal police should be busy."
"Oh, I get it, I have established a sect long ago and recruited a lot of disciples. Captain, is it true that this little thief also assigns and divides the sect?" Mouse said with interest, and the few people were amused by the captain's words again. Go, this godly thief, it's not our turn to deal with Nirvana.
"Hey, that's right, there are thieves in the world of thieves. I used to say that there are also thieves. Many thieves are just forced to have nowhere to go, and then take risks. So to a certain extent, I still talk about morals in the world, such as helping the poor. For example, the old, the weak, the sick, and the disabled don't steal, for example, the golden basin has been washed, etc... But now this world is messed up, just like the fucking society, it's getting more and more shameless, it's crazy to think about money, yes People are not individuals who dare to come out as thieves... It's not that I'm making fun of these thieves now, twenty years ago, at this level, they would have to be beaten and maimed by the masses in the street."
As Captain Liu Xingxing said, it seemed that he was not very repulsed by the term "thief" in the subtext. He also talked about the most difficult kind of thieves to deal with, that is, the kind of blind people who come here to take advantage of the Chinese New Year. Rob a color. Everyone is anxious, not to mention stealing money, even the rice, white flour, and soybean oil in the basement of residential areas.
Those with tweezers, those with knives, those with skills, and those who fled. In general terms, two cigarettes were smoked until only the butts remained. Captain Liu got up and said, "That's it, you guys go back and digest it. Tomorrow, I will form a team for the three of you, and then draw an area for you. They are all from the police academy, and they will definitely get started quickly."
The three people were watching happily, but they were dumbfounded and looked at each other. The mouse asked: "Is this the end of the study?"
"Ah, what else do you want to learn? I don't need to teach you how to arrest people. I haven't taught it in the police academy?" Captain Liu asked strangely.
"Oh, it's just one day for our pre-job training?" Yu Zui was also surprised. On-the-job training, to other types of police, you won't be familiar with it in half a year.
"I should have arranged for a few more days. I'm busy... Ah, that's it, I'm familiar with it, and I'm going to work quickly. It's almost eleven, and when it's a holiday, it's the mobilization of all the thieves. Hundreds of tourists report the crime in just one day." Eighty cases, our team catches an average of eight thieves per day, which is not enough. By the way, among you, choose a team leader... who will be the leader." Captain Liu asked, looking at the three, the mouse and Li Erdong, coincidentally Pointing at Yu Zui from different directions, the captain made a decision, pointed at Yu Zui and said: "It's you... This looks good, like a wanderer."
As soon as he said it, Mouse and Li Erdong giggled, Yu Zui stared at him with anger, Captain Liu Xingxing took a few steps, remembered something and settled down again: "By the way, the three of you look pretty good, it's this piece of material, turn around Meet with everyone in the team, don't let your own people catch the three of you as thieves."
The mouse and Li Erdong's faces turned cold, and Yu Zui couldn't help laughing when he saw Li Erdong's sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks and his face full of thieves.
After leaving the door, Team Liu yelled: "Xiaojun, have you finished the trial after such a meeting? This is the anti-pickup team, not the welcome team, why should you be polite to him?" Shouting, fierce, entering After entering the small black room, there was a very pleasant sound of crackling, and then came a tenor voice like a thief:
"Oh... yo, brother, I really just stole this wallet, and it's only twenty yuan in total... You can't see me being honest, so you keep getting on with me."
Yu Zui withdrew his eyes and smiled, but the mouse said worriedly: "Let's let us go to work, isn't it a bit faster?"
"Just catch a thief, it doesn't have much technical content." Yu Zui said. Li Erdong said worriedly: "If you can't catch it, what should you do?"
"Whether to arrest or not is a matter of attitude; whether or not to be able to arrest is a matter of skill, not a concept. There is such a good type of police, why didn't I find out." Yu Zui said happily.
"Okay?" Mouse and Li Erdong didn't think so.
"Think about it, take a walk on the road, go to the shopping mall, see beautiful women on the street, drink a bottle of cold drink on the side of the road, and one day will pass. Isn't that fun? If you really want to run into a little thief, the three of us hold it Give him a beating, and he will be fine if he returns." Yu Zui said.
Hey, the mouse and Li Erdong thought, one wanted to spend more time with Ximei, and the other wanted to have more time to play Dota. Hearing Yu Zui's explanation, the two nodded in unison:
"Yes, this type of police is very good. It's easy and knowledgeable."
After chatting for a while, when I met the anti-pickup team, more than half of the team members were auxiliary police. This team is far from the regular army. Compared to a scumbag, every one of them uttered swear words, which made the three newcomers feel very cordial. Those people were more cordial. They were treated on the first day, and they didn't see anyone at all. A few bottles of wine went down to call each other brothers.
I burst into tears, it feels like home to be embraced by such an organization.