A day passed, two days passed... a week passed.
Time is like sand in the fingers, and a lot has slipped away inadvertently. In the blink of an eye, the three new members of the anti-pickup team have been patrolling the Wucheng Road business district for a week. The street is 2.7 kilometers long, and there are thousands of shops. Don’t underestimate the two kilometers. There are 21 small alleys connecting the two rows of streets. The small alleys lead to the old city. Four streets and six roads, six wholesale markets, the daily floating population is roughly 150,000 people. In such a densely populated environment, no matter whether it is a few thieves or a few small policemen, they are like a few drops of water in the ocean, and they don't show the mountains and dews at all.
No accidents happened, the three newcomers were the same as all the newcomers, not to mention thieves, not even thieves were caught. This morning at work, when the three of them arrived at the door of the unit again, even the thickest-skinned mouse blushed a little, pulled Yu Zui and said, "Yu'er, let's just walk around all day, eat and drink, and do nothing, how embarrassing you are!" , at least go get one back, what do you think? Er Dong?"
"It's hard to catch. I'm on the street now, and everyone I see looks like a thief. Who should I catch?" Li Erdong said, and the mouse choked back: "De Xing, put it the other way around, everyone looks like a thief, you In front of us, we are far away from both of us."
"Then let's separate." Li Erdong said.
"No, you can't get out of the Internet cafe again, kid." Yu Zui also stopped, and as the team leader, he taught the team member Li Erdong: "Some things can't be too much. The mouse is right, so let's do it. Come back as a thief, or I’m really embarrassed.”
The three of them looked at each other and were connected with each other. Even if they were poor students in the police academy, they would pass the exam anyway. They didn't hand in blank papers like this. I don't feel sorry for walking around all day to receive the police salary, but it's a bit embarrassing to stand with my colleagues who can catch thieves almost every day.
"Hey, discuss it with Yangjiang and Xiaojun, let him catch one and hand it over to us." Li Erdong said.
No way, that's even worse, Yu Zui shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just a co-policeman, we're officially the people's police anyway, it's too embarrassing to do this."
"Then what should we do?" Mouse said, he didn't lack a sense of honor and disgrace, he was really embarrassed.
"It's okay, don't play today, brother will take you to find a thief." Yu Zui said with confidence.
These days are too busy and it’s really hard to endure. Every day, the three bachelors just put on the street to look at the legs of beautiful women. It’s boring to watch too much, not as greedy as the braised chicken legs.
After entering the unit, they signed in at 8 o'clock every day as usual, and the three signed their names one by one. The captain Liu Xingxing was in charge of the sign-in, and the vice-captain Gou Yongqiang was in charge of the daily pre-war mobilization. This place is like a gang, everyone calls Liu Xingxing the boss, as for the deputy team leader Gou Yongqiang, that rough man with a beard who can't tell what he looks like is called Brother Qiang.
"Brothers, let me assign today's tasks. Kaihuasi Street, three groups, seven groups, and eleven groups, you go to ten people, keep a distance, and support each other, especially during the peak hours in the afternoon. The crime rate in China has risen a bit, I reckon, the 11th is coming soon, and some blind people who go home should find a way to make some money... Go." Brother Qiang yelled, three groups, two bicycles, four motorcycles The bicycle and a broken van were all the equipment of the three groups. Compared with the big case Yu Zui had seen, it was extremely shabby.
But you have to admit that these anti-pickpocket team members with extremely poor equipment dig out a few or even a dozen pickpockets from the crowd every day, and all the pickpockets are looking for needles in a haystack. The mouse looked at the colleagues who had hurried to work, pursed his mouth, and was even a little envious.
"The second group, the sixth group, the eighth group...Xiaofeng, you lead the team, mainly in the Wuyi Commercial Building and the Small Commodity Wholesale City. I searched everywhere,... Pay attention, I only pick foreign purchasers, and see which group, pull them out as soon as possible, or do a few votes, it’s time to go home for the New Year.” Brother Qiang arranged, and there was a woman who looked like a peasant woman. The police responded, her face was full of pockmarks, and everyone in the team called her Sister Feng. It is said that because of her looks, she couldn't be a vase, but she was thrown in the anti-picking team for ten years, and she became a celebrity in anti-picking.
"What are you looking at? Mouse, why don't you follow me today, and I'll catch two thieves and give them to you." Lin Xiaofeng smiled and teased the fat Yan Debiao. A glance of understanding. It's just a little strange. Generally, when newcomers come, the old team members have to take them with them for a few months before they can work independently. However, these three newcomers form a group of their own, and they don't know where to go every day. forget it.
A few more groups were arranged, and several active people here have known each other for a long time. In addition to the team leader Xing Xing, the vice-captain Brother Qiang, and Sister Feng, plus a short big hair, curly-haired Jerusalem artichoke, tweezers surnamed Nie, and a He and the mouse look quite like brothers, so they both called him the mouse, greeted each other, and went to work. Of course, the equipment is more shabby than the other, and the handcuffs are not complete. There are still brass handcuffs from the last century. Those things can be regarded as antiques. Seeing the three students from the police academy felt sore.
"You three, go on, just go for a walk on Wucheng Road, support anyone who gets close, and catch a thief if you encounter a thief... Needless to say, I understand, I know you can't catch the pickpocket, I'm sorry, it's okay, They all came from this time, didn’t they? Go ahead.” Brother Qiang waved his hand, and the last group of every day was to arrange for newcomers.
These three obviously felt the underestimation in the eyes of the deputy team, and came out with their heads bowed one by one.
There is always a gap between reality and ideals. This time it can be regarded as the realization of all ideals. It is relaxed and comfortable, but I feel a little embarrassed in front of my peers. After leaving the gate, the three of them didn't even have any equipment except the handcuffs behind their buttocks. The mouse asked Yu Zui again: "Yu'er, you have to find a thief to come out anyway, or I'll be ashamed to come."
"Let's go, I've been aiming for a few days, and I'm sure I can catch one. In fact, I'm not bragging to you. Among the people I knew before, there was a traditional pickpocket that the captain said... I even learned two tricks from him. At this moment, Yu Zui revealed a little bit about his experience, Li Erdong didn't believe it, and said, "Blow it up, seventy catties of cattle and eighty catties of skin, it's too big."
"Go." Yu Zui pushed Li Erdong, Li Erdong staggered, and was about to curse, but Yu Zui asked, "What do you feel?"
"What?" Li Erdong was stunned.
Yu Zui lit up a wallet, and Li Erdong hurriedly took out his pocket, hey, Brother Erdong was frightened, and asked with protruding eyes: "Why do you have the level to be a pickpocketing team member, you can just be a thief, go to the streets to clean up for brothers Two money to go."
The mouse was also stunned, looking at Yu Zui strangely, he felt that he might know where Yu Zui's ability came from, he begged Yu Zui excitedly: "Yu'er, your skills are not overwhelming, why are you so low-key? Don't tell the brothers."
"Hehe... this, I've always kept a low profile and kept it hidden. I'll teach you the basic skills first..." Yu Zui took out a one-dollar coin, and when he closed his fingers, the coin seemed to be turning over between his fingers. When it reached the position of his thumb, he Bounced and bounced up, and then the coin disappeared like a flash of light in the hand, and when it was bright again, it was already caught between the index finger and middle finger.
During the boring time in the prison, the character that has been accumulated for a long time exploded at this time. As soon as the explosion broke out, the mouse and Erdong brothers were stunned and admired endlessly.
"Just this one trick, I started practicing with the money in my dad's locker since I was a thief, here you go, learn it yourself." Yu Zui bluffed, and threw the coin to the mouse, the mouse and Li Erdong competed to practice, one in front of the other Afterwards, he flicked the coins in a foolish way, and was almost hit by an oncoming car.
Walking, and slowly arrived at the patrol site, the market is still empty at this time, the door opens early, and it will be crowded with people in a short time. Yu Zui has actually been bored these days, and for no reason, he thinks of the short-haired and Guawa gang of scum in the prison. There is no doubt that there is no distinction between north and south, and where there are people, there are thieves.
He thought, with the eyesight he had trained in the prison, catching a thief here seemed like a piece of cake...
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"Captain... wait, I have something to do."
Vice-captain Gou Yongqiang chased him out and stopped Captain Liu Xingxing who was about to go upstairs. Looking at his expression, Captain Liu smiled and asked, "You want to talk about those three people?"
"Yes, we were short of manpower, so we managed to get three of them, and hand them over to a few masters to keep up with the practice, and we will be able to become teachers in a month or two, but if you let them come out together, what can they do? I don't know where they are every day." Let's play." Deputy Team Gou Yongqiang said, a little unhappy.
"This matter, I have to tell you if you don't ask." Captain Liu lowered his voice and whispered: "This is a person specially arranged by Xu Department of the Provincial Department through the human resources of the Municipal Bureau. People who are directly admitted to the police during the internship period, can such a person stay in our anti-pickup team for a long time? Why don’t they work for a few days, as a springboard, and go directly to the bureau or the office. It’s not as easy as here.”
"It's you trying to figure out the leadership's intentions, isn't it a human leader?" the vice-captain asked suspiciously.
"Xu Chu made a special confession, so let them hang out until they feel bored, and then go back, do you know who the remaining crime is?" Team Liu and Shen asked mysteriously.
"Who is it?" The deputy team thought it was the leader's relative.
"I actually don't know." Captain Liu Xingxing sneered, but he added seriously: "It's definitely not an ordinary person. The director of the Narcotics Control Bureau called me to ask me what's going on. The leader deliberately sent it to our place to dry out, and sooner or later he has to go back. Besides, it’s not sure which leader’s family is a junior, who comes to the grassroots for a gold plating, and then has to leave.”
This is true, the two people the director cared about were afraid that they would not fight and catch thieves with the police assistants. The deputy team shook their heads in disappointment and left.
Captain Liu returned to the office, poured a glass of water, turned on the computer, and waited for the battle report. Under normal circumstances, the thieves will start to be sent back around noon. These thieves may be big or small, but most of them can be detained by public security at most, and they are more likely to be cleaned up, educated and fined, and then they have to be released. , A lot of them were released and continued to steal, so the anti pickpocketing team had to continue to catch.
Just such a job has been in a vicious circle. He has been doing it for more than 20 years without any change.
Today may be a bit different. The phone rang, and it was Xu Chu’s phone. He was a little glad that the three people who took care of him were so considerate, so he quickly picked it up and said politely: "Xu Chu, I’m Liu Xing Xing, you explain."
"Tell me a little bit about them, didn't they hurt you? How are you doing?" Xu Pingqiu asked peacefully on the phone.
"It's good. Disciplined, self-motivated, loves to learn, and has a good relationship with comrades. The cadets who come out of the police academy are of high quality." Captain Liu praised vigorously, making his lips curl up, his teeth sore and his tongue stiff, and his old face a little red.
"Don't give me this set. All your comments are interpreted from the negative side, which is their quality... Don't be afraid to practice them because they are sent by me. Let me emphasize, Captain Liu, I guess it's about the same. , you help me beat them hard, practice hard, if you can practice lying down for me, I can’t stay and run, I accept your kindness... "
When Xu Pingqiu said this on the phone, it seemed that he meant to put a burden on him, but the burden seemed to be too impatient to let people leave, Captain Liu, who did not understand what he heard, was dazed when he put down the phone.
Yo? What is this scenario
But no matter what the situation is, he feels that this treatment should be changed.
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"Actually, there are two oldest professions in the world. Guess what they are?"
Yu Zui said, sitting on the curb, looking at the passers-by, looking for him thousands of times in the crowd.
"What?" Mouse sipped his drink and said lazily, it was really uncomfortable under the sun.
"This is not new, one is a thief and the other is a prostitute." Li Erdong said, he once aspired to be a teacher of the Yellow Emperor, and he has studied it deeply.
"These two professions have one thing in common. What is it?" Yu Zui asked.
The mouse doesn't answer, he won't. Li Erdong thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out, and asked suspiciously, "What?"
"They all use human organs to return money. They are all criticized, and they are all a mockery of so-called morality." Yu Zui said.
Hearing that "using human organs to hold money" is what thieves and prostitutes have in common, Mouse and Li Erdong burst out laughing, thieves use the top to hold money, and prostitutes use the bottom to hold money, there really is something in common.
Yu Zui added with a smile: "For example, laughing at the poor but not laughing at the prostitutes, such as the beautiful woman, such as the fireworks and willow lanes, all reflect people's longing for 'prostitutes' to express their appreciation in secret; such as stealing incense and jade , cheating, stealing people, stealing music, stealing books is not stealing, they are all longing for the skill of 'stealing' from the bottom of my heart. It can be seen that the theme of human nature is evil can be established in some aspects."
The mouse and Li Erdong laughed even more happily, and when they asked Yu Zui what strange things he said, Yu Zui shut up and his eyes froze. People, crowded with people, really can't see the target. He asked the mouse, and the mouse quickly scanned, but didn't find it. Yu Zui muttered: "At the direction of eleven o'clock, I saw a... Let me tell you, this dead corner of traffic surveillance should be the best place to attack. Choose this The location is the master."
He equated himself with the role of a thief, found a so-called "safe point of view" place from the perspective of committing crimes, and really waited until he was a fat sheep. As he spoke, he said softly, and he succeeded. Then he got up and ran out, the direction he was looking at was captured by the mouse, he pointed his hand in surprise and said, "Damn, such a female thief with protruding front and back... The one in white, wearing sunglasses, look at it!" , she is changing the shawl, the other side is red, once she changes, the image of the person changes drastically."
"Let's go then... It's so interesting to catch a beautiful female thief for interrogation." Li Erdong got excited and pulled the mouse to get up. The two slowly followed behind Yu Zui. Yu Zui occasionally turned his head and winked. Frowning to know what it meant, the three of them formed characters and slowly followed behind the female thief.
"It's not like it." After a few steps of the mouse, it backed up and talked to Li Erdong.
"Hey, I don't think so either, like a female college student." Li Erdong said.
At this time, I saw a woman wearing sunglasses leaning on the bus stop, looking around anxiously. Both of them have good eyesight. When they saw the white face, upturned nose, and graceful figure, they seemed to be in a hurry It's the same as the same thing, people can't help but want to lend a helping hand to help her, she doesn't look like a female thief no matter what.
She moved, as if impatient to wait for the car, she stepped forward and moved forward, Mouse and Li Erdong chased after him from a distance, the longer she followed, the more she realized that the target was a cool beauty, getting closer and closer Yu Zui looks like a street thief...