Wow...
Yu Zui poured a bottle of cold mineral water on his head and wiped it off. He ate a piece of bread instead of lunch, and he didn’t feel hungry when it was dinner time. go.
"55, shit, absolutely. Sister Feng, Damao, and Yang Jiang all looked stupid... From Wucheng Road to Qianxi Street and Huimin Road, no matter how thieves have the same virtue, they throw things in places where they don't pay attention. The best options are trash cans and sewers. How did you come up with that, Yuer?"
The mouse adoringly handed over a popsicle worth 50 cents, as if handing over a medal. It was beyond admiration. Trash cans, sewer outlets, and even the toilets in Yindu can all be good places to sit and wait. The grasping method stunned the old fan who had been working for more than ten years.
Yu Zui sucked, and said happily: "You think I'm being scratched for nothing, and I'm going to be terrified, and I have to get rid of them no matter what. During the few days of rest, I spent a week on the street, I just look at Silver City, a place with the highest rate of pickpocketing... All thieves have this problem. Don't worry, your vigilance has suddenly dropped, and there are quite a few people who slipped through the net today, and the toilets in commercial buildings and small commodity cities have to be monitored, and several thieves can be caught."
The mouse grinned, catching thieves is also addictive, and he said in a hurry: "Almost, the previous record was thirty-nine, and it was still the peak of the New Year's Eve. This broke their record so badly."
"There are only a few active pickpockets, I guess there are hundreds of them, just wait for half an hour..." Yu Zui said.
"Ah? Still waiting." The mouse was afraid, and was too tired to work.
"Stare at the part of the bus, the moment you get on the bus. At this time of the day, when you get off work and are eager to go home, the defense is the most lax. Look at Da Mao and the others, they are good at watching this part." Yu Zui said.
The mouse was also curious. He looked at Yu Zui strangely, as if he had become the king of meat hunters overnight. How could he cover up all the old gangsters? When the two stared at the curb, the mouse whispered He asked anxiously: "Yu'er, this skill... Did you learn it in prison?"
Yu Zui looked back, then smiled embarrassedly, nodded slightly, and said softly: "At that time, in our prison, four or five thieves were imprisoned. There was an old pickpocket named Short Hair. I don't even know his name now. Name... I carefully recalled the spanking chat with him in the detention center, and he taught me several times. At that time, it was just to relieve boredom, but now that I think about it carefully, hey, it is quite practical."
"Teaching what?" Mouse excitedly pushed Yu Zui and said, "Teach me too."
"Pickpocketing is a psychological warfare first, and a technical warfare second." Yu Zui said, looking puzzled at the mouse, he explained: "First, we must look for easy targets, such as who is easy to be a target, those who try on clothes in a shopping mall Stupid women who come and go without paying attention to their bags, and those stupid women whose eyes light up when they see something good and forget everything. Of course, it also includes those men who look careless and careless, especially in the suburbs Those who buy goods will lose their courage when they see their heads shrunk; these types of people are the most likely to become victims.
The second thing is to quickly dispose of the stolen goods... This is to prevent being caught. The law of all pickpockets is to take the cash and throw away the wallet... This law is their weakness, because we have always focused on catching the thief and taking the stolen goods . They were eager to throw away the wallet that became evidence. When throwing it away, he would not wipe off his fingerprints carefully... In fact, it didn't matter, just wiped off his fingerprints, and he could be pinned down when he was photographed. "
"I'm not interested in this, I mean... how did I get it out?" the mouse said excitedly.
"Hey, look, that long-legged girl, does she look like a thief?" Yu Zui suddenly asked strangely. He turned his mouse to one side, looked at it, and shook his head. It didn't look like she was standing on the street. Counting a stack of money, the mouse was dazed and hadn't reacted yet, but Yu Zui handed it over and said, "Then, today's bonus, please."
"No way, I have to move my brother to tears." The mouse took the money unceremoniously, and once it was wrong, the money was very familiar. It was only one hundred yuan, and the rest were five yuan and ten yuan. , he touched his pocket, then glared at Yu Zui... Turning his head, Yu Zui took the money from him.
"Holding money between two fingers, this is really not difficult to practice, the key is experience... Take advantage of the moment when the owner is distracted, and if he is not distracted, create an opportunity to distract him, for example, I bumped you on the shoulder, say something I'm sorry. For example, I patted you on the shoulder to call your name. When you turned around, I said I was mistaken... You see, why don't you get the hang of it? In fact, it's the same as you cheating in playing cards. It's a blindfold. Look at my hand, what's so special about it?" Yu Zui stretched out his left hand, the mouse broke his hand, looked at it, shook his head and said: "It's nothing special, it looks like chicken feet."
"Look at the other hand?" Yu Zui smiled, and the mouse lowered its head in surprise, oh, it was fooled again, Yu Zui's other hand, at some point, took the money he just put back into his hand again. Brother Mouse was so dizzy from playing, he did the calculations, stopped playing, and I really can't keep my money if I play again.
Easier said than done, Yu Zui not only combined his father's ability to say that the fruit is short of catties, but also added the old thief's short-haired skills, and he was scratched and beaten by the thief. What others don't know is that, Ever since he was hit, he practiced hard at home every day with this hand. It was very hard and difficult, and today Yuru has finally achieved it.
"look look look… "
Yu Zui's voice suddenly became serious, and he called Li Erdong and Yang Jiang in the footsteps. The No. 8 bus was coming from the opposite direction, and the crowd began to crowd. Yu Zui pointed to the looming crowd and said, "Look, a thief, a cover... Look at their actions, they didn’t squeeze at first, but they squeezed hard... In this case, if they pick it up when they get on the bus, they won’t get on the bus, and if they can’t pick it up when they get on the bus, they follow the car and wait for the opportunity to strike... Got it."
If you leave, you have picked it up, and when the car leaves, the person who lost the money will have to admit that he is unlucky.
Yu Zui flew across the road and ran across the road. In three directions, Li Erdong and Yang Jiang whizzed and chased after the person. The thief realized that something was wrong and sped up all of a sudden, but a man with a toy water gun rushed out from the opposite side. Chichi splashed water on his face. Ouch, this guy reacted quickly, and actually dodged it. As soon as the gun was moved, Li Erdong kept on doing nothing, and sprayed a few puffs on the crotch of the man's crotch. Drinking: "Get out of the way, I will kill you."
Li Erdong shuddered, turned around and ran away, the man turned around and saw that his companion was restrained, he couldn't care about it, and ran quickly. The pair of natural enemies, pickpockets and pickpockets, often staged a chase scene on the street, and it started again today. But the one in the back was unlucky, he didn't have time to run, he was all restrained, he turned out to be an acquaintance. Lifting the hat, the big Mao who had put on makeup kicked the lookout and said: "It's you again, Tao Xiaodan, I let you go for a few days, and did it again?"
"Handle it... In the car, if any passenger lost his wallet, get down and take it to the pickpocketing squad."
Yang Jiang yelled, ouch, there was a scream in the car, a female voice: "Ah, my wallet."
Running down anxiously, she turned out to be a pretty young girl, she couldn't find her wallet and was in a hurry, her high heels kicked at the thief on the ground, the bus passengers hated pickpockets, many people waved and shouted: "Beat him to death, and then steal something."
The beating was hard, Yang Jiang hurriedly stopped him and said, "Sister, stop kicking, he is a thief, not a rapist, why do you keep kicking his lower body. Besides, he is a helper, not a thief."
"Then who is the thief?" The beauty became angry, and she was so angry that she still hadn't dropped her purse. Yang Jiang was frightened by the mad girl.
Not far away, the thief who ran less than 200 meters was jumping and yelling, covering his crotch with his hand, as if it was burning, and kept fanning, but he couldn't take off his pants and fan, right? It's too late to say anything.
Li Erdong watched from a few steps away, and Yu Zui also rushed up, the two of them giggled wickedly, and followed without haste, the industrial chili essence really lived up to its reputation, the boss and the second were in pain together, and this buddy jumped around in pain , I can't run, and I don't want to be caught.
"Throw down the knife, and handcuff it yourself. A thief is a trivial matter, but don't be a eunuch, and you will never lift it for the rest of your life. Does it hurt like a burning pain in the lower part? It feels like that thing doesn't belong to you anymore." Yu Zui said with a smile, After throwing the handcuffs, the man became honest, quickly threw the knife away, put on the handcuffs himself, jumped up and down, rubbing his legs, not as brave as before, and begged: "Brother, just stole a wallet, so I don't want to kill you." Let me cut off my children and grandchildren, what should I do? Why does it look like a fire is burning inside."
Li Erdong carried the man, and Yu Zui poured ice water on it, the pain relieved immediately, and after walking a few steps, the man asked to splash it again, and then poured it again, oh, it's so comfortable, this buddy is like a pleasure coming, comfortable He kept humming, pleading with Yu Zui, "Brother, it's really comfortable, let's do it again."
Li Erdong burst out laughing, and Yu Zui negotiated the conditions: "Brother, I won't pour cold water on it now... Confess one thing to make you feel better, if you don't confess it, the fire inside will start up again."
"Oh, what do I confess... What do I confess? I stole a wallet today, but I haven't checked if there is any money in it; yesterday, I was even worse than a migrant worker. I fumbled around and found it on the poor man. There was only ten yuan in the wallet. It’s not enough for food... I got on the back the day before yesterday, and I got into two cars, and there were people from your anti-pickup team, so I dare not do anything.” At this time, the buddy heard clearly that it was the voice of a male duck, either hidden or tucked away. He tried his best to argue that he was a thief who didn't steal a few times and didn't steal much money.
"Well, you don't want to say anything bad about yourself anyway... Tell the other thieves, maybe the brothers will let you go if they are happy." Yu Zui said.
"Hey, that's a good way... Let me tell you, the one-eyed guy from Chengdong Steel Factory District came to our site to grab business, and he made a big fortune the day before yesterday." The thieves started biting their fellow thieves, Yu Zui and Li Erdong laughed, calling them bitches A ruthless thief has no righteousness, this folk proverb is still very fulfilled in most thieves.
The anti-pickup team escorted a group of two thieves, the owner recognized his wallet, turned out to be a fierce girl, and slapped the thieves several times. Ouch, on the delayed bus, there were loud and powerful voices, just as Team Liu came galloping in a police car, and told the passengers a few key points to guard against pickpockets, which won another round of cheers and applause.
Yu Zui, Mouse, and Er Dong were all surrounded by applause, and their faces were brimming with joy. At this moment, Yu Zui felt that his scratched face was also bright...