The physical fitness test was not small this time. The student office, the training office, and the sports team were almost all mobilized. There were also other professionals watching the fun outside the isolation net. Give Yu Zui a wink.
Everyone knew this wink. Yu Zui represented the school in the Provincial Games. He usually played on the basketball team at school. He was very familiar with the teachers in the sports group. No, Yu Zui frowned, looked in the direction of Xu Pingqiu and Section Chief Shi, he didn't dare to go there, and leaned over to the teachers who were about to issue orders at the starting point, and flattered his face nakedly: "Teacher Yang, what do you need?" Help, how about I help you card the watch?"
"Go, go, don't make trouble." A sullen teacher in sportswear pushed Xiao Yu aside.
"Teacher Qin, rest for a while, I'll help you." In the blink of an eye, Yu Zui moved another stool and put it next to another teacher. The teacher looked at Yu Zui, his eyes were not good, and asked in a low voice: "I want to give you a stool again." Those cronies interceding?"
I used to do this before, the two idiots of the mouse often dangled on the standard line, and Yu Zui often fiddled with the card form and records. What he did was so shameless that even the teacher knew about it. Normally, it’s just a matter of turning a blind eye and closing one’s eyes. Today doesn’t seem to work, but Yu Zui is very patient, begging shamelessly: “Help me, let the two of them invite you later, no, we invite you together.”
"It stands to reason that I should help you." Teacher Qin stroked Yu Zui's head and said with a smile. Isn’t it a bit shameless to be tampering with it, right under their noses... Besides, you don’t know what kind of bastards you are? You just pass your physical fitness, and you can’t pass other aspects, right? Go, find a place to cool off by yourself.”
Teacher Qin returned the stool to Yu Zui with a smile, and pushed and shoved him out of the preparation area.
Yu Zui walked away with his head drooping, Xu Pingqiu gave him a strange look, and ignored him directly, knowing that this guy must be a little fried dough stick in the school, otherwise Director Jiang would also praise him very much. But immediately stared at him strangely again, Yu Zui said a few words to Jie Bing, and even shook hands, this action made him very surprised. Theoretically, it seems that they should be tense and glaring, but the two are like friends, and they are both smiling.
It seems that there is a way among the students, and it may not be understood by him who has been away from school for a long time. He thought for a long time, but still didn't understand the truth.
"How's it going? How's it going?" The mouse dragged Yu Zui over and asked expectantly.
"No, I didn't see that I was kicked out." Yu Zui said in embarrassment.
"Then what should we do? What a shame if the two of us can't escape." Doubao said embarrassedly.
This is a natural shortcoming of the two of them. They were able to get by in the first grade, but this shortcoming has become more obvious since they have been playing lazy and lazy for two years. Yu Zui glanced at the two guys angrily, got a little annoyed, and scolded: "I told you don't come, don't come, you have to come to shame, what can I do? I can't run for you go."
Certainly not, and there is no possible way out, the two brothers bit their lips, rolled their eyes, and looked at Yu Zui blankly with an expression of aggrieved suffering and suffering. This expression is absolutely convincing, and it means: Brothers, this is how it is anyway, you can figure it out.
It's over, Yu Zui is defeated, brother is in trouble, even if he dies, he will help, he grinned and said, "Tsk, I'll take you on the last lap...I'll talk to Director Jiang later."
Having said that, the two brothers knew that it might be difficult this time, and they were flustered for a while.
At this time, Director Jiang called his name, and the first group had already started. The police academy students who have relatively high physical fitness requirements still have an advantage in this respect. There are more than a hundred students who are short-sighted in the trace inspection major. Everyone gets up lively, one lap or two is very easy, three laps are sweaty, and four or five laps are not tired. Amidst the clapping and clapping of the onlookers, the first group crossed the finish line, and Zhang Meng, who was in the lead, made a fierce volley, shaking his fists in shock.
"Beast, if you run slowly, you will die." The mouse gritted its teeth, and said enviously and jealously.
In the second group, the traitor Wang Shenxiu was on the list, and was overtaken by two girls in the last lap, making everyone laugh for a while.
In the third group, Jie Bing's small circle formed a group. They took off their coats, and all of them wore shorts and running shoes. They chased each other on the track, causing the girls in the crowd to scream. I have to admit that there are indeed many handsome guys in this group, and Jie Bing, who has a well-trained figure, is especially eye-catching. His long legs and thin waist, and his well-proportioned body seem to have a certain magnetic beauty during high-speed running, which attracts most people's attention. There was another burst of cheers from the crowd as they quickly crossed the finish line.
"Wow, so handsome." Many girls shouted eagerly.
"Bah, coquette." More boys envied and hated.
The fourth group, the fifth group... When the mouse and the bean bag heard their names, they looked at Yu Zui step by step, as if they were on the execution ground. The brothers all knew that these two often stayed up late for card games, and their health was getting worse. Someone encouraged them Dao, it's okay, mouse, you are going to be honored, and my brother will sit in the manor for you.
Everyone laughed, and someone encouraged: "Doubao, I'll bet a hundred yuan, if you can't reach the mark, don't bet."
More people laughed, there will be someone to open the market, there is absolutely no suspense, all-in this buddy will not meet the target. Oh, as soon as he took off his coat, his belly came out, and when he squatted down, his ass definitely surpassed the buttocks of all the girls on the field.
The two lined up on the starting line, fearing that something would happen, bang! As soon as the starting gun was fired, a swarm of swarms rushed out, and the mouse was caught off guard, and fell like a dog with a slap, got up hurriedly and continued to run, and fell directly to the last place. At that situation, the students who cared about him couldn't help but shake their heads.
Ten meters, twenty meters, thirty meters... I can't keep up with one lap, and I can't keep up with circles. After five laps, I have already pulled half a circle. The buddies in the same room and class all followed on both sides of the runway, their eyes were shining brightly, their mouths were spitting, and they shouted together: "Hurry up, the tortoise is faster than both of you."
"One more lap, sprint sprint."
"Follow me and run, hurry up, hurry up..."
It's a joke, but there is still brotherhood. The usual buddies would like to run away for them, but seven or eight people can take two of them to run, but they just can't. The mouse was panting like a cow, wheezing and moving, almost reaching its limit. Bean Bao was not much better, he was twisting all over while running, and almost fell over, despite the cheers and cheers of the brothers, the speed of the two was still getting slower and slower.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way... Mouse, if you don't run away, I'll be stabbed." Yu Zui separated to catch up, yelling viciously, holding the knife on the key chain in his hand.
This thing is really not threatening, the mouse gasped: "Find, find... find a longer knife, tie my brother... forget it, I really can't run anymore."
Seeing that this tired guy was about to stop, Yu Zui was furious, gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and said viciously: "I don't believe you can't run."
As he spoke, he stabbed the mouse's butt hard, and the severe pain caused the mouse to raise his head and howl. With his hands covering his buttocks, he suddenly picked up his speed. The people in the front were overjoyed, threatened and led them, and ran quickly.
"Ah... you really stabbed... ah." The bean bag behind was out of breath, sweating profusely, frightened, Yu Zui swung the knife, and without a word, he went around the back and was about to pierce it again. When I was tired, I covered my buttocks with both hands, and shouted: "Don't... ah."
Saying no, he ran fast, catching up to the gap, and the boy behind laughed, laughing all over the place.
Even the group of physical education teachers stared at each other. Yu Zui rushed forward with his hands up, threatening to stab them. Those two fell at the end and passed four or five people in a row. They made a perfect sprint and crossed the finish line. Teacher Qin A Yanka watch yelled: "Standard! Three minutes and fifty-four seconds."
Yu Zui stopped abruptly, laughed, and at the end a group of people gathered around the two sluggish people, those who supported others, those who stroked their chests, and those who gave a thumbs up, all of a sudden they gasped for the mouse and the bean bag and started blowing them up. Back then, your mouse brother was not the standard of the mouse, but the hurricane of the hurricane. Unexpectedly, I just bragged that our physical fitness was pretty good back then, and Li Erdong behind him realized the problem, and asked with a smile: "Mouse, does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt." The mouse was already dizzy with excitement, and Li Erdong winked at the back, and a group of bad boys looked at it, Wang Shenxiu was shocked and said: "Wow, it's cool! Is it better to come later? "
"Hey, brothers are killing each other, chrysanthemums are dying." Dong Shaojun said a literary tune, biting his lips and suppressing a smile.
"Shaobing, what are you so happy to see?" Doubao turned back to look, and was so frightened that his neck remained silent.
The mouse suddenly noticed that a group of people were looking at him strangely, and stretched out his hand to touch it. At this time, the excitement subsided, and it began to hurt. He let out a sound, and when he put his hand in front of his eyes, his blood was bright. He grinned, parted the crowd, and roared in pain: "Yu Zui, I'm going to kill you... look at my ass, it's bleeding."
That yelled like a resentful woman who had been raped, and what she said was so imaginative, the teachers and students on both sides of the runway burst out laughing...