"Yes, it's hesitating, struggling, making you uncertain for a while, it's an emotional matter." Yu Zui said seriously.
The topic of flirting with a girl does not have to be smart, but it must achieve a purpose, or make the girl move, or make the girl laugh. From this purpose, it doesn’t matter even if the topic is mentally retarded.
No, this nonsense sentence really made An Jialu feel sad, she was considering whether to tell the story of her reconciliation with Jie Bing to the person in front of her. She had a weird feeling that she didn't want the other party to mistakenly think that she and Xie Bing were boyfriend and girlfriend. She even wanted to clarify that she was free.
"Look, it's easy to talk about it." Yu Zui said.
"What are you talking about?"
"What's on your mind?"
"Are you sure? Why didn't I find out that I had something on my mind."
"Of course I'm sure."
"What's on your mind?"
An Jialu finally decided not to say anything, she felt that such words would be very unpleasant, so she changed the subject with a smile, teasing Yu Zui. Of course she didn't believe that Yu Zui could guess what was on her mind out of thin air, but Yu Zui seemed to have guessed it, with a magic stick-like expression and serious language, pointing: "There is a touch of sadness in your eyes, your eyebrows There is a slight disappointment on your face, and in your expression, there is a regret that you are not ready to be humane... "
An Jialu was strange, her heart was beating, she was afraid that Yu Zui would really find out what was on her mind, but Yu Zui took advantage of the time to speak, staring carefully, never staring at such a close distance, this goose egg She had such a delicate dimple, but he had seen it in dreams many times, and when he saw it up close, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Hey, I think the buddies who went to the water room to wash their shorts back then were really not wronged.
"So, I can see what's on your mind." Yu Zui duplicity, making up a far-fetched clue.
"Haven't you said what's on your mind yet?" An Jialu was strange and didn't understand. That look is so complicated.
"That's what's on my mind." Yu Zui said decisively, "You have found a goal that is comparable to your Prince Charming, so you are struggling and hesitant..."
"Prince Charming? Forget it, where is it? Let me see?" An Jialu said disdainfully, she squinted at Yu Zui, and waited for Yu Zui to point her finger at herself.
"Look? Alright." Yu Zui took out his mobile phone, startling An Jialu, but unexpectedly he took the mobile phone, stretched out his hand, clicked a piece on himself, and handed it over: "Then, it's like this? It's not enough. .”
Yu Zui lowered his head and started giggling. An Jialu realized when she got the phone. On the screen of the phone, there was Yu Zui's pretendingly deep face and a smirk that didn't fade away. For a split second, she burst out laughing, covering her mouth, laughing so loudly that her flowers trembled, she smiled for a long time before handing back the phone, and said with a painful expression: "It's true that it can only reach a barely reached level."
"It's not bad." Yu Zui took a look at his mobile phone, and said without shame: "Except for being a little black, the others are far beyond the level of barely."
"You are so thick-skinned that you are ashamed to say that you are Prince Charming." An Jialu teased, becoming more and more merciless, but that meant that the distance was getting closer and closer. When she said this, Yu Zui laughed The meaning was even worse, and he said straight: "Shakespeare said that everyone has a Hamlet in their hearts. In other words, everyone will be a prince in another person's eyes."
An Jialu burst out laughing, she paid attention to her image, she was afraid of being seen by the surroundings, but she couldn't help it, the two looked at each other with smiles, An Jialu pointed and said sarcastically: "Prince, Did you forget to give a rose?"
"What the hell..." Yu Zui was stunned, he didn't expect An Jialu's thick skin to grow faster than expected.
"In the heart of the princess, the prince is omnipotent. It doesn't matter if he rides a white horse, but we can't afford it. What about the roses? What about the roses you promised me last time?" An Jialu asked with a smile, out of sheer embarrassment. She really likes to see Yu Zui's embarrassing appearance.
Unexpectedly, Yu Zui was embarrassing for a moment, his face was full, he rubbed his hands together, and asked while rubbing: "Then what is the name of the god of love? Biqiut..."
"Haha... Cupid, you idiot." An Jialu laughed.
"Yes, Cupid... Cupid can't stop me from wishing to conjure a rose for the princess..." Yu Zuishen muttered, his hands were speeding up, An Jialu was stunned, thinking he was hiding it, but he didn't. While watching, Yu Zui made a dazzled fake move with both hands, and when it came out with a wow, he was already holding a rose in each hand, the bright roses almost blinded An Jialu who was watching with wide eyes, she didn't see it at all, Where do flowers come from.
For a moment, the little girl's excitement almost made her cry out, and she took the rose from the smiling Yu Zui's hand. She looked at the envious eyes around her, feeling very excited and excited.
"Where are you hiding on your body? Why didn't I find it?" An Jialu asked curiously, never expecting him to have such a skill.
Yu Zui's eyes widened, he touched his heart seriously and said, "Here, the closest place to the centrifugal force."
An Jialu bit her lower lip, suppressed her smile, and held it back, he knew that Yu Zui had a thick skin and couldn't refuse, but she still found something wrong, and said very dissatisfied: "Hmph, silk flowers, it's fake, not real. "
"It's really impossible to hide it. If you crush it, you will say I picked it up." Yu Zui said sincerely.
"Did you pick it up at school last time? Be honest." An Jialu's interrogative tone was accompanied by gouging eyes.
"The conscience of heaven and earth is definitely not picked. The flower shop not far from our school, the petals were crushed, and they gave me two cheap ones." Yu Zui corrected seriously.
This time An Jialu couldn't bear it any longer, she held the flower in one hand, covered her face with the other, giggling, peeping at Yu Zui's appearance through her fingers, she always felt that something made her laugh, and stopped laughing for a long time not coming down...
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Practically speaking, both parties who are ambiguous actually have a sense of superiority in IQ, and are willing to regard each other as fools, but in fact, their IQs are declining and approaching fools.
After eating quietly, paying the bill and leaving quietly, Lai Wen, Mouse, and Li Erdong hid in the car, watching the couple sitting by the window. They saw that one was talking like a fool, and the other was laughing like an idiot. , the two had such a great time, that they even saw Yu Zui take out two roses as if conjuring, and An Jialu held them all the time. A meal is like a couple whispering like a couple, so intimate.
Hey, Brother Er Dong envied him, pointed at him and said, "No wonder this guy has to go to the Anti-Picking Squad. He was a prostitute in his previous life. He played really well. Looks like he can coax Miss An."
"It's going to be bad, brother, you can't pry into Jie Bing's wall, right? It's too immoral." The mouse was a little nervous, after all, Jie Bing and An Jialu were both his benefactors.
"Look at what you said, he seems to have passed his morals at some point." Li Erdong said.
The mouse made a sad face, and Lai Wen smiled. The funny stories of these guys made him see the other side of the anti-pickup team. Watching Yu Zui eating with An Jialu, he kept complaining, besides being envious and jealous, he was still envious and jealous. Waiting, waiting, waiting for these two people to eat, dawdled for more than an hour, and got up when it was almost time to go to work, and the mouse found out that Yu Zui was very immoral, and he said: "Look , This bastard eats with us and never takes the initiative to pay, but now he is rushing to pay the bill."
"It's normal. You eat the most every time. Who would be happy if we pay for it?" Li Erdong said, and the two of them grabbed each other in the car first.
Lai Wen smiled and started the car, he saw the two walking side by side for a long distance, Yu Zui hailed a taxi for the girl on the side of the road, opened the door himself, and said goodbye reluctantly. She honked the horn as the car drove away, attracting Yu Zui's attention, when the car stopped at the side of the road, Yu Zui hesitated for a moment, and jumped into the car. Ouch, facing the questioning eyes of the two guys, he stuck out his tongue and smiled awkwardly: "Wow, what a coincidence."
"It's really shameless to steal food by myself." Li Erdong reprimanded.
"It's fine to steal food, but also to steal people. You are so embarrassed, we are all classmates." Mouse said.
It's revealed, but Yu Zui's face is not covered. He immediately stood on the commanding heights of morality and sternly reprimanded: "Shut up, no matter stealing food or stealing people, there is no shame in peeping."
The two looked at each other, unconvinced. Yu Zui immediately pulled his face and said: "You have no right to comment on my private life and relationship issues, whoever is talking nonsense, be careful that I am in a hurry with him."
Hey, suppress the two of you, Wen Wen, as an outsider, keeps silent, Yu Zui is in the Iron Triangle, and he is very leader. Unexpectedly, it is not so easy to be a leader, the two stopped talking, and said something strange, the mouse nodded: "Okay, let's not talk about your promiscuity."
"We respect your adultery." Er Dong said.
"I understand your hunger and thirst." Mouse said.
"But you can't be hungry and choose what to eat, can you attack your classmates?" Li Erdong said, finally regaining the commanding heights of morality.
Lai Wen laughed, and Yu Zui also laughed. It was not that easy to pierce his face and make him blush, and he didn't care what others said. He smiled and said, "What's wrong with my classmate? Classmates are the best. Emotional foundation... Let me tell you about this emotional problem. I think we all live too lacking in emotion. We get used to it and feel numb. But when I am with An An, I feel different. When she smiles, I follow her. Happy, when she frowned, I followed my heartbeat... This kind of extreme anticipation, ups and downs, worrying about gains and losses, sweet and green, wow, it's like the feeling of first love."
Pupu, Mouse and Li Erdong vomited and vomited, and fell down laughing. Laiwen was used to Yu Zui's unbridled meat and vegetables. When she showed such a pure expression, she trembled from laughter, the accelerator was unstable, and the car roof turned off. , The whole person lay on the steering wheel and laughed.
Look at these words, not only did my brothers lie down, but even the car...