When Yu Zui poured the last drop from the wine bottle with straight eyes, the twelve or three people at the table were already hiccupping. All of them lost to the mouse, so they ate very hard, belching again and again, and some of them undid two trouser buttons in public, which was too much. At this point, the mentality of hating the rich has finally balanced a lot.
"Come on, let's have a last drink, let's support the group song, thank you brother."
As soon as Yu Zui said that, the group started laughing, holding chopsticks and spoons, knocking on the table, cups, bottles, and plates. Yu Zui led the singing, rapping in a hoarse and low voice: "Brother, my brother, the dearest is you."
"Brother, my brother, the dearest is you." The crowd sang in rhythm, singing until the mouse covered their faces. The way these brothers express their feelings is something ordinary people can't stand.
Then, the gang song, referred to as "group song" reached its climax.
"Pick up girls."
"Fuck."
"It's always you who gets hurt."
The crowd sang, stamped their feet and slapped the table and laughed.
Yu Zui paused and roared again, "Brother, my brother, I love you the most."
"Brother, my brother, I love you the most."
"Eat and drink."
"Prostitution and gambling."
"It's always you who pays the bill."
Always who? Whoever pays is the one who pays, mouths that smell of alcohol are pointed at the mouse, and some people come up to boo directly, and most of them just snort and slip away when they are full of wine and food. The mouse bets that it is not warm, and basically has to lose all of it. He came out at the latest, and when the smiling waiter handed him the bill, he glared at the brothers who hadn't gone far and yelled, "Hey, can you eat and drink? Who the hell got five packs?" Cigarettes... No, I won a dime and didn't lose it, so I have to pay back."
It's okay not to say, but when Yu Zui led the gang, he ran faster. Brother Biao groaned and paid the bill for these slut brothers, and when they came out, these guys had already gone a long way, and they didn't even wait for him.
There were no test items in the afternoon, but monitor Ouyang Qingtian received a temporary notice from the instructor and gathered in the third-floor lecture hall. When the squad leader found the dormitory, he informed the group of people who were drunk one by one. Fortunately, they still had a sense of discipline, so they all went. Yu Zui didn't want to go at first, but it was boring to be alone in the dormitory, so he followed the big team to the so-called elite selection site.
I didn't see Director Xu, only Section Chief Shi was there. It turned out that I was taking advantage of the break time to come to a theory class. The content was the experience that the students gave in the morning.
"Oh, you won Xu Chu this morning, did you go out to celebrate?"
Chief Shi smiled when he saw a group of red-faced people standing at the door of the classroom.
Not shy, but blushed from drinking, the classroom coaxed a smile, but Chief Shi didn't go into the matter: "Sit down, you will work like this in the future, and wait for the inspector to clean up you."
The group of twelve or thirteen entered the classroom with a whoosh, ran straight back, sat down in all directions, and the chief Shi on the podium began. First, I distributed several copies of the bound experience, which were photocopied and probably selected. He said: "I took a rough look, and there are a few that are very valuable. I will give you a little time and circulate them first."
A lot of brains were put together, and there were eleven selected ones. The first one was the experience signed by "Flame Rose". There is almost no need for evaluation, it must be the best. Below it is an exercise signed "Iceberg Knight". The impression after viewing it is a suggestion for the construction of the police's own team. These students' experiences that have been sorted out and printed involve several categories such as technical investigation, criminal psychology, self-construction of the police force, and the phenomenon of "rule of man" that needs to be avoided in the detection process. There are eleven copies in total. It seemed that these things made Section Chief Shi look at these fledgling students with admiration. He praised these people without hesitation in the small talk on the podium.
Those who watched below, whispered a lot, and more were guessing who the "Flame Rose", "Iceberg Knight", "The Last Ranger", and "Red Love" who were in the prominent positions were. , It seems that I didn't realize that there was still a place of hidden dragons and crouching tigers around me.
Among the gossip that everyone envied, there was one who was full of ambition and was An Jialu. She flipped through it hastily, and handed it back. When Ou Yanzi, who was at the same table, wanted to ask, she stopped in the middle of the conversation. An Jialu's favorite is red. Seeing how proud her face is, I'm afraid Lie Yangui will be someone else. Ou Yanzi whispered enviously: "An'an, I knew we would also serve as a foil for you."
"The results haven't come out yet, and you didn't choose one, why are you so upset?" An Jialu comforted.
"Isn't the result very clear? The model essay you took out might be an elite." Ou Yanzi said, and continued in a decadent voice: "Without me."
"Swallow, you have to approach these things with an optimistic attitude. Besides, I don't believe that any police force can reject our Yanzi. It won't be a shot in the arm wherever you go." An Jialu laughed, and for male-dominated In this team, female police officers are a rare species. For the sake of gender balance, female trainees also have a natural advantage in employment.
But Yanzi pouted, and said displeasedly: "Don't say that, it makes people seem to be fooling around with their faces."
An Jialu chuckled, and when her eyes moved, she saw Jie Bing, who was very close to her two tables away, staring at her infatuatedly. She coughed softly, and sat upright again, looking like a lady. Because Xie Bing asked someone to vent her anger for her, she was a little angry, and deliberately ignored him, but the more angry she was, the more infatuated Xie Shuai was.
Fan Wen passed it on, and gradually walked back. In the left and right corners of the back, a group of buddies who were drinking a little too high saw their classmates so excited, but their morale was extremely low. You don't need to look at this matter to know it. It doesn't belong to the group of brothers behind, but a few of them have written a review and posted it publicly.
A flaming rose, an iceberg knight, a red unrequited love... Although it was a random alias, but when it is said in public at this time, the author must be very proud of it. Yu Zui was an outsider, he looked at the mouse and the bean bag brother and asked in a low voice: "What's your name?"
"I'm No. 1 of the Soy Sauce Party." Mouse Dao pouted.
"I'm No. 2 Soy Sauce Party." Doubao rolled her eyes and said.
When the two of them talked slyly, the observers burst out laughing, but the bean bag didn't care, and knocked on the table and said: "What a joke, my brother was born to be soy sauce, and good things never happen. ...A traitor, what about you? You don’t know how to raise a traitor, do you?”
"Cut!" Wang Shenxiu was displeased, and said with a shiny traitor hairstyle: "Brother is called coquettish and innocent, does it have connotations?"
That hair swing was so cheap that one wanted to kick him in the face, Yu Zui smiled and said: "Then you are guilty, you are not coquettish, you are flirting."
"Go away, brother's coquettish, you won't understand." Wang Shenxiu didn't bother to explain to Yu Zui, and Zhang Meng beside Lala asked: "Animals, how about you?"
"My name is Jack West, and I'm better than you." Zhang Meng stared at the idiot, which really scared all the brothers. This guy has a bit of a brain, he doesn’t know his face when he belongs to that number of horses, and he doesn’t think it’s a fool when he’s embarrassing. He called the pests and gave an order: “Report to the newspaper, don’t read it, maybe one of us has already entered The selection list is up... Shaobing, what's your name."
"My name is Qiang Lu Yan Mie. I masturbate vigorously and masturbate the pipe." Dong Shaojun said, making some people laugh. The smiling second brother Li Erdong said proudly: "I, the name should be lewd."
"What obscene name, tell me."
"Stupid, just call 'names to be lewd'".
"It's not lewd at all, but my brother's name is lewd. It's called YY thong, isn't it awesome? I guess, no one dares to pronounce my name." Li Erdong of Master Huang was also ashamed.
Ask other people again, this dry product is dragged, Wu Guangyu called "Your mother gnawed it", and heard someone kick him under the table; Those who are usually called "Daxian" by their buddies; "California Cry" who flies up the bear sword, although this buddy is called a bear, but he has a standard pig's kidney face, with thick flesh and tyrannical tendencies, so I like it Bloody movies.
Yu Zui had a toothache when he heard that, and even Luo Jialong, who usually doesn't like to show off, named him "Moon High and Wind Black". He whispered: "What are you scribbling about? Is this the police class? The whole criminal gang... Let me tell you, don't think that the old man Xu is blind, every inadvertent detail may be his selection criteria, I am now It can almost be judged that your entire army will be wiped out."
"I can't afford this name. If you stab the old man's penis, we will be wiped out." Dong Shaojun said, he is the best academically in the gang, but because of the problem of being in a remote mountainous area, he can only be ashamed Listed until the gang settled down.
Yu Zui smiled, but didn't answer. At this time, the fan text came over, and those who didn't know the answer, except for the mouse, bean buns, and traitors, were not popular at all. Others always had a glimmer of hope, maybe they could see their names in the fan text. But when it was passed around and turned over and over again, Zheng Zhongliang said in a bit of frustration: "Damn it, Yu Zui really made the crow talk, and the whole army was wiped out... The recruiters are too short-sighted. We have a dozen brothers, and we are actually a little bit of a friend. Didn't pick one."
"If you have to pick one, it's called not long-eyed." Yu Zui said proudly, and his judgment was confirmed at this time, as expected.
You can laugh at everything, and you know if you ask yourself, this is normal, and it is not normal to stand out.
"Okay, students, these few copies will remain in your class. Now I officially invite the author of the model essay to visit the crime research office of the provincial department. Our researcher will discuss with you further... Of course, if you want to do an internship , a warm welcome."
Shi Ke said long, which caused a burst of applause. It must be a great honor for a rookie who is looking forward to the future to go in and out of the crime research office of the provincial department and go in and out every day.
"The applause was not warm, but it doesn't matter. After all, there are only a few people who can pick the safflower in the end. Others don't need to be discouraged. There is a short ruler and a long inch. Everyone will have the opportunity to perform on the big stage of life." Shi The section chief cleared his throat and said with a smile: "I will use this spare time today to tell you about police psychology... Compared with physical fitness and skills, mental health has been mentioned in an increasingly important position. Maintaining a healthy Mentality will be very beneficial to your future work. Especially the criminal police, in this regard, first of all, you must have a psychological endurance that ordinary people cannot match... A person's psychology, like his fingerprint, is unique. The difference is that the fingerprint will not change, but the psychology can be adjusted through changes in the environment, emotions or other conditions... "
These few sentences touched the heartstrings of the students. There are elective courses in general psychology, behavioral psychology, and criminal psychology in the police academy. At this time, listening to the head of the history section, I feel it is a good taste again.
"Okay, let's discuss it through an example, starting with the 'alternate name' randomly sampled this time. Wait a minute, I will write down the names I received for everyone."
Chief Shi got up and wrote on the blackboard. The first thing written on the blackboard was Flame Rose. Iceberg Knight, Red Unrequited Love, Silent Oath, etc. A few awesome names were pulled down one by one, and then he drew a white line to divide the watershed. Then, some ordinary and ordinary names were written, some were random words, some were replaced by numbers and letters, and there was no meaning at all. After that, another white line was drawn, clearly two categories.
Next, the names of "Soy Sauce No. 1 and No. 2" came out, and some people laughed. Following Westside Jack, Coquettish and Innocent, Forced to Smoke Out, Name Wanted to Be Lustful, Moon High and Wind Dark, California Cry, and Spirit World Fusion Master one by one to make the list, the latter dare not laugh. When YY thongs and your mother gnawed on the blackboard, everyone burst into laughter, and the group of pests in the back lowered their heads and covered their faces, as if they were afraid of being seen through.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not interested in finding out who these people are, and I'm not going to. It's just that I want to talk to you about the psychological imbalance and adjustment through random naming... Everyone, don't you think, this is very different Three types of people?" Chief Shi asked.
The laughter faded away, and many people suddenly realized when they saw the three groups of names on the blackboard. The first group is outstanding, and they must be trying to show their talents in the selection; the second group is unknown, and they know that there is little hope; of.
"Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs theory is known to everyone. In addition to physical needs such as food and clothing, people always have higher-level spiritual pursuits, such as power, status, respect, reputation, etc. I will not talk about this. I What I want to say is that when this kind of pursuit is frustrated, it may cause a person's psychological imbalance." Shi Ke said.
After the simple theoretical description, we return to the actual examples. The three groups of names, the excellent ones are normal, the ordinary normal, and the weird names are deviant. He gave an example: "Student No. 1 and No. 2, I feel an inferiority complex in your name. I think you should be unsatisfactory in your studies, family background or other aspects. In real life, people are often ignored, which leads to this unbalanced mentality; if you are coquettish and innocent, if your name is written by hand, I feel that you have a desire to be recognized in your heart. This longing, when left untapped, can become intensely cynical...”
Some people laughed, some people listened, but Yu Zui frowned, and said to Chief Shi that these two names belonged to Wang Shenxiu and Dong Shaojun. The traitors always felt that his coquettishness should alarm the Party Central Committee, and not talk too much. Dong Shaojun is holding back his energy and wants to be admitted to the police officer university for postgraduate study. Faintly, in terms of personality, these two people seem to really match what Section Chief Shi said.
It's just that Yu Zui is surprised that how much experience and thinking have to go through to judge so much based on just a casual alias
So he didn't dare to underestimate the two recruits this time, and listened carefully.
"The moon is high and the wind is black, Jack in the West, and the Californian... test me if I am a corpse smasher and a chainsaw murderer." Chief Shi mentioned two more names, and the audience roared with laughter, but he changed the topic. Said: "If you look at it normally, the person with this name has a tendency to commit violent crimes, but I think there is a slight discrepancy. I think these two students have a tendency to personal heroism. They are passionate, belligerent, and straightforward people. They The reason for the psychological imbalance is to a large extent that this kind of personal hero complex has no soil to grow in reality, so it turns to this kind of blood, violence and stimulation. You should pay attention and learn to control your emotions.”
This is quite controversial. Some people are guessing who it is and want to compare it with the example. The real Jack and Zhang Meng in the West District are a little proud of the phrase "personal hero", their eyes widen and their fists are clenched. It's getting old. The mouse in the back couldn't see it, and whispered sarcastically: "Personal hero, you have to be a fart, whichever hat you put on, I will call you an idiot."
The two quarreled a few words, and Yu Zui helped to straighten Zhang Meng's head, as if he was afraid of being interrupted to listen.
"There are also these few, YY thongs, the name should be obscene, these two students, I think everyone can guess, reflect a mentality of eager to be valued, especially to be valued by the opposite sex." Chief Shi said, The following roared with laughter.
Sun Yi blushed a little, and covered his face, as if he really had a thong buttoned on his head for fear of being discovered. Li Erdong looked around with treacherous eyes, but luckily no one noticed him. Such names were spoken out in class, and all the girls in Class 1 blushed for these two.
However, Chief Shi said it very plainly, and he smiled and said: "On the surface, this is the case. If you look deeper, I think these two students have such characteristics. First, he must not be handsome enough, which makes them very uncomfortable. Second, he must not belong to the outstanding category; third, he expects to be valued, but the reality is that he can't do anything about it. He doesn't have enough qualities to attract the attention of the opposite sex, so he uses this alternative way to attract others' attention. Pay attention; fourth, if I make a bold guess, these two students may have had emotional experiences that made him sad, and it was because they tasted it that they realized that it was tasteless, and they turned to the other extreme... "
This time, the mouse was a little stunned. Li Erdong, who had a lewd name, and Sun Yi, who had YY thongs, were good at telling dirty jokes. In this environment where it is difficult to find girls, both of them are exceptions. They have talked to each other and found them in other school female fellows, but without exception, they were kicked out by the female fellows, and then they became like this The mouth is full of yellow water, the kind of virtue that is more yellow than the one who aspires to be a yellow teacher.
"Doubao, what kind of policeman is this guy? He's a bit evil." Mouse asked the old man in a low voice.
"I don't know, it's evil enough, I guess it's kind of tasteful... Hey, he said that we both have a tendency to feel inferior, do you have any?" Doubao asked.
The mouse clicked, and asked uncertainly: "Then do you have it?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Your father is a village head anyway, and my father is a laid-off worker. If we leave the provincial capital, can we not feel inferior?" Doubao said. Touching the reality, the mouse rolled its eyes and said in a low voice: "Don't tell people that we are number one and number two of the soy sauce party, lest people laugh at you."
This class gradually came to an end in Chief Shi's in-depth analysis, just like a pre-employment psychological guidance. After analyzing the examples during the break, he answered many questions from the students on the spot. Those who asked the questions sat with satisfaction, while those who answered lightly. The calm demeanor made Yu Zui feel envious for a while for no reason.
Is it a kind of calmness that is full of poetry and calligraphy? Or is it a kind of grace of being proud of one's official career
It's like, the head of the department who analyzes the mentality is only known by his surname until now, but he has left a deep impression on him.
It turns out that the police can still be like this. I used to think that it was enough to have the quality of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.
Unknowingly, the class ended, Chief Shi left amid the applause of the students, and he arranged the test items for tomorrow. When the students in the front row left one after another, Yu Zui turned his head to look at the suffering brothers and sisters around him, all of them looked like the pipe they had ejaculated on, and their heads were so sluggish, probably because of the psychological imbalance that Section Chief Shi said. Depressed on.
So everyone's bad friend spoke up, and I heard Yu Zui comment with a smile: "What are you talking about, let's not choose the elites, you have to go... That's good, the elites were not selected, and all of them became problematic students. Out of balance, not far from perversion... quack haha... "
The smirking Yu Zui walked away, casting a layer of mist over the depressed mood of the brothers. In fact, Yu Zui himself is not much better. When he went out, he saw Xie Bing talking and laughing with An Jialu, Ou Yanzi, and Ye Qiaoling. They were asking who Xie Bing's "Iceberg Knight" was, but Xie Bing smiled and didn't answer, but that complacent look was basically the answer. The appearance of Yu Zui was like a disharmonious scene, the girls automatically suppressed their smiles, An Jialu turned her face away in embarrassment, and Jie Bing pretended not to see them, they turned around the corner of the stairs and walked quickly up.
At this moment, without Chief Shi's analysis, Yu Zui could feel that his psychology was a little out of balance...