After a bottle of wine, all the township policemen and the new director began to warm up.
A young dog also started to praise the new director's stinky feet, which shows that the new director has a lot of background. Second, we have fought several times. Everyone has seen the despicability and shamelessness of the new director. You can't beat him at all. If you can't do it, it's better to form a gang.
Yu Zui is also straightforward by nature, it’s just a small grudge, and he opened it up as soon as he said it. When he came, he was really in a bad mood, and he was asked to teach him a lesson when he met Gou Shao who challenged the authority of the director. In this way, he was a little wrong up. He punished himself with a few cups, and the township policemen toasted a few more cups, and the incident was over.
Li Dai had a bad day today, and the hospitality was very hospitable. He stewed a rabbit, and let Shuan Yang go home to fry a big pot of meat. The meat in the village is extraordinarily sweet. After eating and talking, he drank two bottles , began to call brothers and sisters.
Yu Zui, who was so happy after drinking, began to brag about the story of being in the anti pickpocket team. Just that one coin played like an extra hand, which shocked the township police, saying that there had been no characters in the station for some years. ...Of course, except for the unreturned instructor Wang Bin. Yu Zui also found out at this time, and the township policeman is even more afraid of the instructor who has worked here for more than 20 years. Thinking about it these days, he is afraid, as old as himself.
The instructor's appearance was only seen in a two-inch photo, and Yu Zui asked how this person was, after all, he was a person who would form a team together in the future, so he couldn't be like Zhigoushao again, the two of them should fight first. When asked about this, Li Dai said that in terms of seniority, he had to be called the instructor's uncle. He was afraid of this uncle since he was a child. His job was still solved by the uncle and then he became a regular.
Li Yifeng's words were complicated, and he said that the instructor and his father were comrades-in-arms and fought in the Vietnam War together, and it was for this reason that he was thrown to the sheep's head cliff township for exercise. When he said this, he was very depressed, the kind of depression that could not be done, Yu Zui guessed that he was also afraid of the old instructor.
To be able to suppress this group of crooked melons and inferior dates, and to take root in such a remote place, Yu Zui knew that he was no ordinary person, let alone a veteran who fought in the Vietnam War. To be honest, he also felt guilty. Although he was suspended as a deputy director, but inside, he was not much different from these cunning and lazy township policemen.
"When will the instructor come back?" Yu Zui asked curiously.
"It's time to come back!?" Li Dai was stunned and said, but he didn't come back.
"What did you do? It's been more than a month." Yu Zui asked again.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but no one said anything, Li Shuanyang said in a rounded manner: "You can just ask him when you come back, come on, director, we will toast you."
"That's right, drinking, it's really boring. Director, I'll tell you in advance. When the stubborn old man comes back, I won't come to work. You should take care of me, so that he won't go to my father to complain again." Li Yifeng had already drunk His face was red and his ears were red, and he started friendship with Yu Zui. To open the door wide open.
Yu Zui was also dizzy from drinking, and he slapped his chest: "No problem. From now on, the director has the final say, and the instructor's talk doesn't count."
This sentence made the lips of several rural policemen tremble. They said that there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female, if not one male and one female, then the winner will be scored. The competition should be within the team.
Yu Zui didn't realize there was any threat in this, he smiled and asked Li Yifeng, "Young dog, then why did you come to work today?"
"Who said I came to work?" Li Yifeng was afraid that others would think he was dedicated to his work, so he sipped his wine vigorously, then pointed in the direction of the township government, and said excitedly: "I'm chasing Hu Niu."
"Oh, I see." Yu Zui drank his glass, and Li Yifeng felt that the director wanted to teach him something, but unexpectedly the director gave him a thumbs up: "You are a man of temperament, you should. When you see money, you can get it, and when you see a girl, you can go to it." , These are the true qualities of a hero."
Ouch, confidant, Li Yifeng shook Yu Zui's hand as soon as he came up, with the expression that a confidant is hard to find, he shook it vigorously, and said deeply: "Boss, I think you are also a kind person... you can understand us. Really I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've been chasing him for more than half a year, and I haven't even touched her."
"Wow, it's rare to be so pure." Yu Zui said in shock, since it was all praise anyway.
"I don't want to be pure, and I haven't cured it." Li Yifeng uttered the truth after drinking. Originally, the parents of both parties knew each other and had a good relationship, but they just didn't like to answer him. When it came to this matter, Brother Gou Shao was so embarrassed that he was about to cry.
"Brother Feng, if you want to be more open, there are many good girls in the world, and there is a shortage of girls for you." Li Dai, who was wearing a police cap crookedly, persuaded him to go up.
"That's right, Brother Feng, Huniu hasn't realized how good you are yet." Li Shuanyang said.
Zhang Guanping wanted to say something again, probably to make Brother Feng want to say something, that melon is very sweet, I'm afraid you can't force it. Li Yifeng got angry, and went to and fro... Pulled a few township policemen aside, sat down with Yu Zui, pulled Yu Zui, raised a glass of wine as a respect, and asked Yu Zui: "Director, no no no, brother... You are my own brother, I know you are an expert, if you help me with this matter, I have to thank you all my life."
"Why don't you just pick up a girl, it's too easy." Yu Zui sipped his glass of wine, burst into pride, patted himself on the chest and said, "Do you know what my brother's girl is doing now? Anti-narcotics police, special police background, one punch, can you Open a stack of bricks."
"Isn't that right, then who is going to go to bed, who should do who?" Li Dai was stunned.
Everyone laughed, Yu Zui's face was neither red nor black and he said: "No matter how powerful a woman is, she is also... a woman, right? Although I can't beat her, I might conquer her. Conquering a woman is not about fists."
This is true, all the township policemen nodded and said yes, Zhang Guanping, who is already married, said, a mother-in-law is a fucking bitch, if you coax her to sleep with you before marriage, that is a difficult task. After marriage, she coaxes you to sleep with her every day, which is an annoyance. He made everyone laugh out loud, but Li Yifeng chased Yu Zui as if he had seen the dawn and asked, "Brother, what do you think, what do you rely on to conquer women?"
"Speaking of it, the first is temperament. You must have a fearless temperament, like a gun pointed at your head without blinking. You can't be afraid, right? Look at your virtue, you can follow behind others, you I underestimate you... Do you know what to do? Give her back the load? If she is going to slow down, give her two slaps." Yu Zui gritted his teeth and educated the policemen. Ouch, that aura is absolutely shocking.
"What else?" Li Yifeng thought for a while, and guessed that he couldn't do it.
"The other thing is courage. I haven't touched my hand for half a year, and I'm not afraid of being laughed at." Yu Zui said, and patted Li Yifeng on the shoulder, which made this buddy lose his mind. , stepped forward and hugged her, first kissed, then touched the breast, and then pulled the belt... It’s not the same thing between men and women.”
"Does she agree?" Li Yifeng asked, this was exactly what he thought about day and night.
"She will agree to do this and won't tell you? You have to show some courage. After doing it once, you can do it casually. You can't do it if you don't want to." Yu Zui said, those who have experienced it are all from experience.
But it seemed a little inappropriate to put it on Li Yifeng. He hesitated, and the township policemen smiled.
"Yes, it's rape!" Yu Zui ate a glass of wine, chewed a large piece of meat, and said with pride: "Brother, women will be raped sooner or later, but it depends on who rapes them."
"That's true." Li Yifeng was instigated so passionately that he was ready to move.
The township police were overjoyed when they heard this, Yu Zui saw that this girl was hesitating, so he simply pushed him and said, "Go, hug her before she comes home, touch and gnaw if you want, and fulfill your long-cherished wish. Opportunity, by the way, do other things too... "
Li Yifeng was about to reach the critical point, Jiu Zhuang was timid, gnashing his teeth and making up his mind, Yu Zui said again: "If you don't dare to go, forget it, why should you go, anyway, you don't dare to touch this girl, so don't Think about it!"
"Who the hell said I wouldn't dare." Li Yifeng dropped his cup, stood up with a loud voice, and said aggressively, "I'm going now."
Before everyone could stop him, this buddy took advantage of the strength of alcohol and went out. Seeing that the situation was not right, Li Dai came out after chasing him, and tried to persuade Li Yifeng, but he couldn't stop him at all. The guy was aggressive and went straight to the township government compound. The group in the back who had drunk half of the drink, blushing and hiccupping, rushed out excitedly, chasing after the young dog, watching the conquest come...
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"Director, nothing will happen, right?" Li Duan was dumbfounded. He had never seen such a virtue as a young dog. He kicked open the gate of the township government and entered.
A few people followed behind, hiding at the base of the wall outside the door, Yu Zui laughed hard, Li Shuanyang also asked uncertainly: "Boss, don't things really happen?"
That's right, the director instigated the rape, and whether it was successful or not, it would be a scandal if it came out. Yu Zui smiled and said, "What could happen? Didn't you hear that, their parents knew each other and they were childhood sweethearts. It's just a matter of time." Pierced that layer of window paper, this is to help him build self-confidence and courage."
Yu Zui smiled, and suddenly remembered the time when he was tricked into prison. Sometimes, if he had the courage, he would just pass by. But Zhang Guanping said worriedly: "Then Huniu is not an easy boss, she has never waited to see Brother Feng."
"That's just right. It's a merit if two people are interested in making things happen. If the two of them are not interested, they won't be able to lie in the same bed at all. It's also a merit and virtue to stop thinking about it early. It's a good thing inside and out, so what are you afraid of?" Yu Gui said.
Just as he was instigating, there was a scream of "Ah!", a female voice, which shocked all the policemen in the township, and couldn't help but think about the evil. Li Dai said, wow, did you really do it
As soon as the voice fell, there was another "ah", screaming continuously, but it was Li Yifeng's voice, and just as they stretched their heads, there was a "pop" sound, and the glass on the second floor shattered, looking inside it seemed to be really dry, It's not like doing that, it's like fighting.
"What are we going to do, Director?" All the township policemen looked at the posture, and something bad was going to happen.
"What...it's a bit of a surprise, can't you react so strongly?" Yu Zui lost his mind for a moment, and murmured, when he heard Hu Niu swearing fiercely, he looked around, it was because he was going to sneak away .
Before slipping away, the inside was beaten out, Li Yifeng scrambled and climbed down the stairs, and the chasing Huniu copied the duster for sweeping the bed, chasing and beating, Li Yifeng was crying for his father and mother, and went down the stairs abruptly Accidentally, Baji fell on all fours. Huniu galloped up, rode on the man, grabbed the collar, slapped her face twice, and cursed at the same time: "Molly old lady... You're tired of your life, believe it or not, this old lady castrated you today..."
He slapped and slapped several times, and all the township policemen outside the courtyard got goosebumps all over their bodies, Yu Zui commanded: "Hurry up, go help." All the township policemen were afraid: "Director, we don't If you dare to go, you go."
Nonsense is not, how dare the remaining crimes go. Just now he mustered up the courage to save his subordinates, but unexpectedly Li Yifeng was too helpless, he held his head and begged: "Don't fight, don't fight... I didn't want to come, our director sent me here..."
As soon as Yu Zui heard that he had revealed his secrets, he turned around and ran away.
When Li Jiayuan heard this, she became even more angry, let go of Li Yifeng, searched for a weapon in her hand, grabbed a spade handle behind the door, and ran out of the courtyard aggressively. All the township policemen fled in all directions, but she didn't catch up with any of them in high heels. She ran out of the gate of the police station angrily, and thumped the iron gate vigorously. Two pieces of glass were smashed.
"Bastard, wait... you dare to tease me..."
Boom, another piece of glass shattered.
"Young dog, if you bastard let me see you again, be careful I will castrate you."
Boom, Gou Shao's car glass was smashed.
There was too much commotion, neighbors, a group of sisters-in-law and aunts came. Village head Li is a daughter of a wealthy family, and she has done a lot of practical things as a village official. At least she still has appeal among women. Once he heard that Gou Shao went mad with wine to moles the village chief, and then he heard that the director had instigated him, Li Jiayuan was also furious, she shed two tears as she spoke, and all the wives accused the policeman of being worthless. Persuaded to go back to the hometown. Li Dai was out of luck again. As soon as his father heard that his son was involved in this matter, he copied a wooden stick as thick as his arm and looked for that rebellious son.
"Oh... Nima, this is too scary, such a trivial matter, you will become a public enemy."
Yu Zui ran out of breath, and half woke up from the alcohol, followed by Li Yifeng with panda eyes, out of breath, replied: "Boss, what should I do?"
"What else can I do? This shows that the girl doesn't mean anything to you at all. If I don't tell you earlier, I won't try it." Yu Zui sat down and said angrily. Li Yifeng also sat down and sighed: "No Did you teach, whoever rapes whom?"
"The problem is that you are not strong enough!? At least you have to have some basics to have an adultery... Have you ever had sex with a woman before? Is there such a thing? It's like a fight." Yu Zui said angrily.
"I've been there, who said I haven't." Li Yifeng was unconvinced and said, shaking his hands: "You can ask, I haven't been to any of the five or six sauna bathing centers in the county, and I can't count how many I have been to. .”
With a puff sound, Yu Zui was so startled that his eyes protruded, and he looked at Li Yifeng in astonishment. This guy is not as old as him, but Ganqing is already a prostitute. After a little thought, he figured out this point. So why. By the way, someone like this one who is used to hanging out in entertainment venues probably doesn't know much about Huaqianyuexia's tunes, and the way of falling in love is not as familiar as the young lady's service items.
"What's the matter, director?" Li Yifeng saw Yu Zui's mouth wide open, stunned, which made it difficult for him to understand. When he spoke, he looked at Yu Zui wrongedly, wanted to complain, but didn't dare to complain.
What a master, if you teach one trick, it's completely over.
"It's okay." Yu Zui said.
"You're fine, I'm busy, what should I do?" Li Yifeng finally broke out.
"This is really not bad for me. Anyway, you have achieved your goal. You must have touched her, otherwise you would have such a strong reaction... She must have touched you too, yo, but the touch was a little heavy." Yu Zui smiled sinisterly, watching Li Yifeng's panda eyes, the more he smiles, the more he feels uncontrollable. Li Yifeng rubbed his body angrily, wiped his eyes, and Yu Zui comforted him: "If you want to be more open, there are few dogs, love is pain and happiness."
"Damn it hurts." Li Yifeng rubbed his eyes and said bitterly, "Don't you feel happy?"
"You're in pain, I'm happy too. Hehe." Yu Zui laughed so hard that Li Yifeng wanted to walk away. He hurriedly got up, pulled the poor boy, and persuaded him: "Just kidding, just kidding, you Have you ever thought about it, you have already taken a big step towards success... Wait, I think this matter between you two is likely to have a huge turning point because of this incident."
"Ah!? Turning point? I think she has murderous intentions." Li Yifeng stopped, rubbing his eye circles, and said resentfully, it was a wounded heart talking, if this child hadn't been beaten by pain, he would still look like a handsome guy, now Being made like this caused Yu Zui to feel sympathetic, and he pulled the boy to relieve him and said: "There is a turning point, listen to me, at least she won't ignore you like before, right? Why is the word love and hate even used? It's because she can never forget it... In this case, if you show her your strengths and strengths at the right time, maybe you will get a miraculous effect."
"Advantages? Strengths!? There is no advantage. The countryside is stupid. Compared with the police in the city, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are not advantageous." Li Yifeng said.
Ouch, this is so honest, Yu Zui's tooth hurts from being so honest, it seems that the second generation of officials has already acquired the essence of being an official and a police officer, and Yu Zui really found something from this ignorant dog boy Advantages... No, it seems that there are, he suddenly said: "Who said no, haven't you been a soldier? There must be. A soldier has a lot of courage after training. Maybe he will use it when he is in the police force. At that time, You become a character, and she chases you, but you may not even answer her."
"But I'm a soldier of literature and art, and I haven't practiced courage. Is it okay to have practiced ballet?" Li Yifeng said in embarrassment.
Oh, Yu Zui slapped his forehead, this buddy is really hopeless, he waved his hand, not to persuade. However, Li Yifeng did not let go of chasing him. The main problem was that he was worried that Li Jiayuan would make a fuss, and if he called again, he would drag Yu Zui to make peace. Yu Zui didn't expect that a casual sentence after drinking would cause so many troubles, and there was nothing he could do for a while.
Li Dai, who was arguing halfway up the hillside and panting, came and shouted in horror from a distance: "Something happened... something big happened. Director, Brother Feng, the instructor is back."
"It's broken, then I have to leave quickly. To save the stubborn old man from having to educate me." Li Yifeng ignored it, turned around and ran away, and Yu Zui thought it was better not to meet each other in this situation, so he also ran away. Li Dai was dumbfounded, and asked loudly: "Hey, Brother Feng, director, what should I do?"
"He's your uncle, please ask your aunt if you have anything to do." Yu Zui replied, he had already run down the mountain, the glass of Li Yi's windmill was smashed, he didn't dare to drive, he rubbed against Yu Zui's police car, the two This friend fled Yangtouya Township like a brother in distress.
The police station is already in chaos, the windows are covered with shards of glass, a brick has been slapped on the desk, the cups and cups in the east side room are messed up, the water on the fire is still boiling, it has boiled dry long ago, and the instructor Wang Bin’s luggage is thrown in the yard Here, he went back and forth to look at a few places, and each place made him sigh a few times.
The township policemen came back one by one, with their heads down, and huddled in along the base of the wall, peeking at the gray-haired, slightly hunchbacked instructor from time to time, who looked like an old tree with roots. The instructor, who has always been unsmiling, has always made these little policemen and police assistants feel awed. He is not only the leader, but also the elders in the village.
After asking the reason, knowing that the new director has taken office, and knowing that the new director and Li Gou Shao have put on a pair of trousers, and also went to molest the village official Li Jiayuan, the wrinkles on the old face of the instructor deepened a little bit, one is enough It's troublesome, and another treasure has come, but how can this small temple in the village be safe.
He hastily arranged a few words, and went home first with his luggage. These township policemen, who are usually full of foul language and arrogant, are now all obedient and obedient, cleaning up the yard honestly. People, start cleaning.
I have to admit that there are Bodhisattvas in even the smallest temples. When Wang Bin came back from home, the police in the small temple were well organized. At this time, he didn't care about how many shitty things these township policemen did when he was away. The first thing he did when he sat down was to look at the registration document of the new director. The name of "Yu Zui" made him frown He frowned, it was strange that someone used legal terminology as his name, and after hearing the anecdote about the new director from the township police, he frowned again, beating Gou Shao as soon as he entered the door, that is not something ordinary people would dare to do. In less than a month, it is not something that ordinary people can do without wearing a pair of pants with the dog. Thinking of this, he picked up the phone at the township office and dialed to find out about his partner's situation.
The door was closed for a long time, and the instructor didn't come out all afternoon...