The alleys on Jinsong Road are not wide, but for Sun Yi, as long as there is enough width for a car, you can pass, and if it is not wide enough, you can pass through if you squeeze. When entering the alley, he did not slow down the speed of the car, but stomped on the accelerator. The car whimpered into the alley, made two sharp turns, then creaked, made an emergency stop, and whimpered into the queue again, "Gah!" The car stopped, and a few hands on the car greeted him directly on the back of his head.
"In the car you drive, I will lose ten years of life."
"It won't be stable, will it?"
"Let Captain Shao see it, and wait to beat you kid."
Zhao Angchuan, Li Hang, and Zhou Wenjuan got out of the car. The two old criminal policemen were cursing, but when they got out of the car, they looked at the car and the steps, and the distance from the neighboring car was exactly ten centimeters. They sighed secretly in their hearts. His driving skills are really not generally good.
Of course it is not ordinary, Sun Yi slammed the door and got out of the car, disdainfully said: "What is this? I have walked on roads that are not as wide as the wheelbase."
"How can we walk without a wide wheelbase?" Zhou Wenjuan was puzzled.
"One wheel is on the ground, and the other wheel is on the wall." Sun Yi smiled, causing the old policemen to pull his ears again. He ran a few steps and entered the unit, but came out again immediately. He took everyone to the cafeteria for dinner.
The cafeteria of the second team is very special. Under normal circumstances, hot water and fast food are provided 24 hours a day, because those who are dispatched to the police and released from custody do not return to the team on time, and even eat more at night than during the day. When a few people entered, half of the small restaurant was already seated. Usually there are not so many people, and the Chinese New Year is approaching, and the cases that should be closed are in a hurry. If they can’t be closed for the time being, they can only be let go. The atmosphere is more intense. Usually a lot easier.
No, Zhang Meng, Xiong Jianfei, and Li Erdong are at the same table. Erdong joined the team this time and quickly integrated into the team. The other group is Dong Shaojun who just joined the team not long ago and everyone is not familiar with. He was going to sit with Zhang Meng's group, but he was called out by the instructor, and he sat down at this table with a rice bowl. When he sat down, he smiled at the instructor and Xie Bing. In this team, the most dazzling police star is Jie Bing. After joining the team for half a year, he has participated in more than ten cases, big and small, and has long been used by the captain as the backbone.
On the other hand, the other students were a bit inconspicuous. Zhou Wenjuan didn't talk much, and spent most of his time with the female back office in the team. But Sun Yi couldn't keep his mouth shut, he teased this one, struck up that one, and ignored him. His best buddy Wu Guangyu followed the captain and didn't come back from work, so he didn't have any company for dinner. Here comes the table.
The table was also very dull. Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei maintained the fine traditions they had cultivated in the police academy. When they ate, they were like gobblers, and when they ate, they had no distractions, their mouths were full of food, and they didn't care about talking at all. Sun Yi sat next to Li Erdong, and Nunu asked, "Erdong, are you on duty during the Chinese New Year?"
"It's worth it."
"If you have to be on duty, you can't go home."
"It's no fun to go home, it's better to put down the unit."
"The unit is not interesting either. Look at each one of them, they are all a little perverted... Except for a few words about the case, I don't know how to say a few words."
Sun Yi whispered, Li Erdong glanced at it, it was true, even at the best time the atmosphere in this team would feel dull. Cases are handled in teams, and the cases are all serious cases. The worst case is that the ordinary criminal police team can't solve the case. Worry can be seen on any face at any time. With such a heavy work pressure, it is impossible for the atmosphere to be active.
He understands this very well, and he is slowly getting used to it now, but Sun Yi complains constantly, asking Li Erdong: "Dong, how are you doing in the anti-pickling team? Speaking of which, you are the most promoted. Hurry up, it's understandable that you got injured and mentioned it... That fucking mouse has also been promoted as the deputy chief staff member, and he's doing well in the branch office."
"Hehe, Brother Biao has always been doing well." Li Erdong said.
"By the way, there's still Yu bitch. Damn, I'm actually released to be the director of the police station." Sun Yi said with great envy. He had been looking forward to such a bright life for a long time, but he probably wouldn't have the chance to fall on his head. Seeing that Li Erdong was always smiling and not answering, he asked again in a low voice: "Ah Dong, are you still so bored when you're fighting against pickpockets?"
"That's not true. There are all criminal police here, and most of them are auxiliary police. I dare not talk about the equipment and funds, but the atmosphere is very good. We are in the anti pickpocketing team, and half of them are outside in a week. I have basically never eaten in a cafeteria." Li Erdong said, talking about the life of the anti-pickup team, he still had a warm smile on his face, even though there were unforgettable things happened there.
Wow, Sun Yi is so envious of this one, he curled his lips. Originally, the topic came up and he wanted to chat a few words. Unexpectedly, when he saw Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei, those two guys were still gobbling. Also chewing. Sun Yi nudged Li Erdong indifferently, and motioned him to look at these two straw bags. Li Erdong smiled, and the two of them blinked. This was a small gesture in school, and it was going to spoil the water. Sun Yi is not strong in this, he encouraged Li Erdong, Li Erdong thought for a while, changed the subject, and asked with a slightly louder voice:
"Sun Yi, I have a question for you... It's a strange case, try to challenge your IQ."
"Hey, okay." Sun Yi said, cooperating very well.
"One day, a woman rushed to the police station to report that she had been raped," Li Erdong said. He looked around. In this atmosphere, when you talk about the case, it will arouse other people's sensitive nerves. As soon as he opened his mouth, he saw Xie Bing frown. Instructor Li paid attention, but Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei, who knew Li Erdong well, didn't answer at all.
Li Erdong ignored these, and he continued: "The police station routinely asked about the time of the incident, what happened, and the appearance of the other party. The female victim described it very clearly. According to the description, the suspect was quickly arrested. According to the case The processing flow, the next step is to go to the forensics or the hospital for a secretion examination... But I never imagined that when it came time to collect the evidence, the female victim was unwilling to take off her clothes and let the secretion evidence be extracted. Why do you say?"
"You've only been here for a few days, you know nothing." Xiong Jianfei said disdainfully, and Zhang Meng took it seriously. But the instructor said: "For this kind of case, female victims have to have a period of psychological adaptation, and they have to do a good job of persuasion."
Xie Bing wanted to say something, but he shut up immediately, as if he felt that the case should not be so simple, at least the case that Li Erdong paid attention to was not so simple. Li Erdong smiled and asked Sun Yi, "Sun Yi, why do you say?"
"It can't be a prostitute, isn't there more than one person's secretions left on his body?" Sun Yi fully imagined. Zhang Meng laughed, and the people beside him also laughed when they heard it. Zhao Angchuan answered the sentence: "Rape cases are more difficult to handle than homicide cases. The fourth team has reported the case before and withdrawn it later. Regarding the retraction of the confession in court, he used a virginal girlfriend's argument, covering up any problems."
"Going off topic, my question is, why is the female victim unwilling to take off her clothes for inspection?" Li Erdong said.
"Could it be that she has organs that shouldn't be female?" Sun Yi asked again, making several criminal policemen laugh. But Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei dismissed it, and they looked at each other, knowing that their classmates were deliberately embarrassing you, the two of them agreed, stuffed a piece of food into their mouths and chewed, and looked at Li Erdong and Sun Yi proudly, then It means that my brother's nerves are already extremely strong.
He was really strong, and Sun Yi was defeated. He asked Li Erdong: "Why?"
"It's very simple. Why didn't the female victim want to take off her clothes for inspection?... I found out the reason for this question after many inquiries from the police. It turned out to be very simple..." Li Erdong said deliberately, looking at Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei, and then at Looking at his colleague who was casually listening to his case, he held the rice bowl slowly, and said the result: "It turns out that there is no need to undress for inspection, the female victim said very embarrassedly, he just cum in my mouth , why do you have to take off your clothes for inspection!?"
The surrounding air froze as the answer was revealed, and Sun Yi froze for a moment, narrowed his eyes and bared his teeth, and laughed. Zhang Meng was stunned for a moment, choked by the answer, Xiong Jianfei was caught off guard, and burst out laughing, spouting a mouthful of rice and flying out, Li Erdong, who had been prepared for a long time, turned his side and ran away with the rice bowl in his hand, Sun Yi would be miserable , was sprayed all over the face. Zhang Meng was choked at first, but after being so stimulated, he coughed violently, then bent down and laughed. The colleagues around were amused by these guys, and couldn't help laughing.
"Xiong, Nima, I'm going to strangle you today." Sun Yi wiped his face, and strangled him from across the table. Xiong Jianfei's thick neck was not afraid of strangling at all, and he explained while blocking: "Can you rely on me, we While eating, the second child said to shoot in the mouth...not on purpose."
As soon as I said this, I didn't take it seriously at first, and I couldn't bear it anymore. The instructor was angry and funny, and he didn't do it in the training, and he said it was not in the mix. He snickered, picked up the rice bowl and left. As soon as the leader left, the yelling became more fierce. Gou Xiong apologized to Sun Yi, exchanged a meal, and was blackmailed into agreeing to do laundry, so Sun Yi let him go angrily.
When he sat down again, the mischievous Li Erdong was already sitting at the same table with Dong Shaojun with a snickering smile. The people in the restaurant were disturbed by a few pests and lost their appetite. But Jie Bing glared at Li Erdong angrily, with a hesitant expression on his face, this guy was so sympathetic in the hospital that you wanted him to get better soon, but once he got better, you wished he could stay in the hospital again, Never come out.
Huh? There was also a surprise, when Li Erdong saw Dong Shaojun, he was still in a slow manner, chewing slowly, flipping through the information on the phone. After joining the team, he has been like this all the time, as if he had changed from before, Sun Yi and Xiong Jianfei came up to find trouble with Li Erdong, but Li Erdong pointed at Dong Shaojun. Also stopped strangely.
"Shaobing, didn't you have the most nausea before? Why is there no reaction now?" Sun Yi asked with a smile.
"You've been missing for more than half a year, where did you hide?" Xiong Jianfei also found something different.
"I hid in a research institute and studied for more than half a year." Dong Shaojun said with a smile, adding: "It's nothing strange, that research institute studies excrement."
"Is that so? What kind of research can make you so powerful." Li Erdong said in surprise.
"Xi'an Fourth Trace Research Institute." Xie Bing added. Put down the spoon, probably not ready to eat.
"Yes, the main subjects are stool and urine... In fact, excrement is not as disgusting and scary as you imagined. In Japan, there is a unique taste in women's bodies, which is made of stool." Dong Shaojun said, looking like a Confucian policeman group.
"Is there?" Jie Bing was also stunned.
"Absolutely. I have read the detailed information. The method is to find a few beautiful women, who must be virgins, and eat fruit as the staple food for two consecutive weeks, and then use their feces and glutinous noodles to knead small balls, and they become women's bodies. A famous dish rich in vitamins." Dong Shaojun said with a smile, raised his eyebrows at Li Erdong who was listening awe-inspiringly, and seeing that the two were staring nervously, he added: "This thing actually feels like you chew rice, soft , fragrant, sweet, glutinous... look at your mouth, you still have it."
Li Erdong gave an uh without warning, as if he just ate that thing, stretched his neck, threw the rice spoon, and cursed: "Nima did it on purpose, didn't you let me eat?"
Xiong Jianfei got his revenge, and said viciously: "You deserve it!"
"Forget it, I won't eat it anymore. Whoever talks about excrement during meals will be a bastard." Sun Yi pushed the rice bowl away with a bitter face. The colleagues around were all giggling, but most of them lost their appetite, let alone defrosting, got up in a hurry, and went directly to wash the rice bowl. There were only a few brothers left in this restaurant, and they all looked at Dong Shaojun in astonishment. That's right, it's fierce to see people, talking about excrement in their mouths, but eating slowly, it really makes my brothers admire him even more.
"Shaobing has cultivated into a demon. It seems that only by calling Yu Jian back can I beat him." Zhang Meng said, discussing with his brothers, Sun Yi nodded in agreement, but Li Erdong said: "How far is Yangtouya from the city... hey By the way, he has been in office for such a long time, and he has never come back."
"I've been back. I heard from Lao Luo that he is hooking up with a policeman in the anti-narcotics department. How can he care about us?" Sun Yi said.
"Finally, a woman is a drug. Once you get on it, you will definitely forget all the brothers." Xiong Jianfei said, this sentence resonated with the bachelor brothers, and he said: "It's almost Chinese New Year, I have to bring him back for a treat Ah, at least I’ve been promoted, and the deputy and second-timers are also considered directors!?”
"Secondary proposal, you have to slaughter." Dong Shaojun said.
"Let's go, who dares to call you for dinner in the future." Li Erdong said with a bitter face.
"Don't call it just right, so I don't have to spend money. It's not so easy to kill Yu Jian, we need to work together." Dong Shaojun emphasized that he also really wanted to see the classmate who went to the countryside, but he expressed it in a different way. .
While discussing, someone rushed into the restaurant. As soon as they entered, they saw Zhou Wenjuan, and the topic of the brothers suddenly became more civilized. The strange thing is that it is rare for Wen Juan, who is always stern, to see such a bright smile. When she entered the door, she stopped and said with a smile: "You are not discussing remaining crimes, are you?"
"Yeah, how do you know?" Xiong Jianfei was surprised.
"I guess, do you miss him?" Zhou Wenjuan said with a smile, it was rare to speak in such a relaxed tone.
"Missing him, cut it, that's cheap." Sun Yi said. Dong Shaojun was a little disappointed, and said that this bitch didn't want to come to see him, but Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei were scrambling for the road, thinking very much, since the buddies came back from learning art, they always wanted to hold Yu Zui and beat him up, who knows This guy advanced to the hospital and then returned to the countryside, making it impossible for him to fulfill his wish. There is no good thing to say when there is a rush of tongues.
Zhou Wenjuan's smile became brighter and brighter, and he lifted the thick cloth curtain, and a voice came in with the cold air: "What a disappointment, I have come all the way to invite you, and I just heard such a bunch of negative things. evaluate."
It wasn't Yu Jian who came in at the sound, he was dressed in a police uniform, with his police cap cocked crookedly, he rolled his sleeves angrily, and the room was silent, all staring at Yu Zui bewilderedly. In fact, everyone knew that Yu Zui was relegated to such a far place, and they were a little bit upset. How could Yu Zui be depressed if he was not allowed to discuss in private
It seems that Yu Jian underestimated his ability to bear it. This doesn't look like he's depressed. Wearing a police uniform in the countryside is not sure how to show off his might. Everyone was stunned, as if the memory was still in the moment in the hospital, Yu Zui smiled brightly, and said to Zhou Wenjuan: "Look, when my aura comes out, they are so scared that they dare not fart."
It all moved at once, and came up with a bang, Li Erdong jumped Lao Gao excitedly, embraced Yu Zui, Sun Yi also rushed up, Zhang Meng and Xiong Jianfei touched their faces and chests when they came up, doing their best to tease able. Yu Zui accepted it calmly with a sinister smile, and said to Dong Shaojun who was standing and watching: "Shaobing, where did you go to train, you have practiced so deeply."
It's over, this question aroused Li Erdong's fascination. The Excrement Research Institute, you know, specializes in the study of poop drops. Sun Yi also said in awe, looking at the poop while eating it, can you do it? Xiong Jianfei proudly talked to Yu Zui, did you know shit can be eaten? The answer is that it can be eaten, if you don’t believe me, ask him.
Dong Shaojun seems to have gotten used to others looking at him with different eyes. His profession is not necessarily fully understood by his colleagues. This profession is even more shocking than forensic medicine. Seeing Yu Zui's astonished eyes, he smiled and said, "Why don't you count me in so that you won't vomit after eating."
Yo, I hurt my pride. Everyone shut up, a little embarrassed. Yu Zui looked at Dong Shaojun up and down. He knew before that Xu Pingqiu had thrown these buddies to different places. The one who hadn't been seen for several months was Dong Shaojun. After thinking about it for a while, Yu Zui smiled, shook his head and said, "You don't even have to slip away if you want to. In the future, others won't bring you when you invite guests, so you must be brought along."
This sentence is very kind, but the next sentence is ugly, Yu Zui looked at the people who were staring at him and said again: "Shaobing, tell them about your profession during the meal, it's better if you don't have an appetite, let's eat."
Dong Shaojun was taken aback for a moment, then laughed immediately, and everyone's faces stretched, which saved Yu'er's cheapness from being reduced, but made great progress. You punch, I elbow, he hugs you, and the kindness of the past is restored. When they went out in clusters, Xiong Jianfei said that there was a traitor among the brothers, and that guy seemed to be sent out now, so he didn't pay attention to the brothers. However, Sun Yi said that there are more brothers, referring to Zhou Wenjuan, Zhou Wenjuan smiled and said nothing. Unexpectedly, there was another uninvited brother, Li Yifeng, who was waiting in the car, rushed in. Yu Zui was about to introduce him, but Li Yifeng was stunned by the aura of this criminal policeman, especially the majestic Zhang Meng and the fierce Zhang Meng. Xiong Jianfei, he clenched his fist nervously and excitedly in front of his chest, looked at Xiong Jianfei and shouted:
"Wow, Director, you have so many brothers... It seems that you are the right one. Hey, this big brother, the young Li Yifeng, a policeman from the Yangtouya Township Police Station, brother Yu's subordinate, what do you always call him?"
Shouting in shock, he excitedly introduced himself one by one, and immediately recognized a bunch of older brothers. This guy was familiar and crazy, and he immediately called him a brother. Ouch, that thick-skinned guy has the tendency to catch up with Yu Zui.
It's been a long time to reunite, it seems that today is going to be lively, and after a while, more and more people come here after hearing the news...