The car was driving on the wide asphalt road, looking around, the lights of the first month and the bright moon and stars complement each other, decorating this small town in the mountainous area extremely brightly, like a palace in a fairy tale, but who would have thought that after this picturesque scenery, , and the unknown evil
Can you believe it? Along the way, this topic made Zheng Zhongliang very uncomfortable. At least he felt a bit of nostalgia. He asked Dong Shaojun, who had been testing all the time, what he could use to suspect these merchants who made bull head banquets. Dong Shaojun did not explain. incomprehensible. Zheng Zhongliang became angry when he couldn't explain it, and complained to the criminal police: "You can't be too narrow-minded, right, you can't make trouble with others just because they have money, right...these dozen or so Niutouyan merchants are all Rijin Master of fighting gold, is it so cheap to be greedy for stolen goods?"
No one refuted, even Yu Zui smiled, and waved his hand: "The main task today is to eat, not to handle the case. The second team of the case intervenes. I guess it's none of my business. If you want to discuss the case, go to Jie Bing .”
As soon as he choked, Zheng Zhongliang was not happy, brother, what do you mean by saying this? It seems that you are afraid of inviting me. After so many years, how many times have you invited me? Over the years, at most you have hired people at the stalls, and it's not your own money. The topic turned to jokes, and the case was put aside, talking about former classmates and buddies along the way, those embarrassing things are still hilarious to hear. Even Li Yifeng listened with gusto, and deeply regretted that he didn't go to college and went straight to the army. When everyone asked, he began to talk about his art soldiers again, laughing so that the whole car was trembling.
After a while, they drove to the suburbs. After careful selection, Dong Shaojun finally chose the largest Niu Tau Banquet in Yicheng, Hefu Niu Tau Banquet. Seeing the real face is more amazing than hearing it from other people’s mouths or seeing it through a telescope. The large garden covering an area of more than ten acres is tens of meters away from the yard. Parking starts everywhere, just a few glances , are all beautiful cars with A license plates, and it is really not very conspicuous to put Huniu's luxury car here.
After driving into the yard, parked well, and everyone got out of the car, they already had a general look at it at a glance. Three Chinese-style minarets, antique wooden buildings, and lanterns inside and outside the building illuminate the whole yard like daytime, and you can smell a refreshing and appetizing fragrance all over the yard. Zheng Zhongliang proudly introduced that the backyard is Niu Tau The big stewed cauldron for the banquet.
That’s right, it’s not called a pot, it’s called a tripod. Yicheng belonged to the Jin Dynasty in ancient times.
Not only is the fragrance good, but the service is even better. As soon as a few people stood still, a doorman came up to greet them, announcing the name of the meal, the doorman greeted them, and the waiter led them into the building, wearing strange clothes and wrapping headscarves , the service girl in a floral jacket, stretched out her hand to greet Li Yifeng with a smile, she saw Li Yifeng's bones crumbled, and turned around to ask: "Brother Zheng, how much is this village girl worth?"
"You die, you, these are all waiters trained according to the ancient system of the Jin Dynasty, and their monthly salary is much higher than yours." Zheng Zhongliang reprimanded in a low voice.
"Go." Zhang Meng abducted his neck, admonishing Li Yifeng: "It's not too embarrassing."
"Who is this embarrassing? It's embarrassing if you don't even have desire." Li Yifeng was puzzled.
"Handsome guy, you can't have sexual desire when others have appetite." Dong Shaojun said seriously, provoking Li Yifeng to shut up. For some reason, he has a natural fear of this policeman who plays with poo every day.
When everyone sat down, it was a different scene. The solid wood lattice screen was antique, and one side was carved with a picture of a thousand cows. The lines were extremely rough, but it couldn't help but make people look at it more. The table they were sitting around was a large table made of Eight Immortals pear wood, which was shiny and felt very good to the touch. It must have been old. Zheng Zhongliang said to the gangsters: "This is the style of eating a bull's head banquet. It is better than what Tujia The food here is so good that some customers drive hundreds of kilometers to come here to eat."
"It's not from your family, what a mess." Zhang Meng reprimanded disdainfully.
"If you want my house to open it, you would have been kicked out of the house long ago." Zheng Zhongliang said tit for tat. Zhang Meng stretched out his hand to punch, and Zheng Zhongliang immediately raised his arm to block. This was the usual way in the police academy to express intimacy and vent dissatisfaction. The two attacked each other personally while dismantling, Dong Shaojun smiled, glanced at Yu Zui with a slight smile, and gestured for Zheng Zhongliang's seat, which seemed to express something, Yu Zui smiled and made a gesture.
Draw two circles with one hand, which is what I used to do when I was a classmate, it is called Danding.
Talking and laughing, the waiter came in, put down a few small dishes, and put down the last plate of jingling, but everyone was dumbfounded. A plate of daggers made Li Yifeng look stupid. Five beautiful daggers happened to be one for each person. He was stunned. Ask: "You don't need chopsticks?"
The waiter laughed, Zheng Zhongliang dismissed the waiter with a wave of his hand, pointed at Li Yifeng and said, "Brother, this is the tableware. It's called the shadow of the bull's head without seeing the bull's head. It's cool to hear the sound of knives and forks first, peel the food with the knife, and eat it happily."
"Oh." Li Yifeng said oh, his eyes lit up, it was very rare, but when he looked at the few side dishes, he didn't catch the eye. Chestnut leaves, bitter chrysanthemum, shredded kohlrabi, and a plate of clear cucumber slices. He pricked the slices with a knife and asked, "Wow, you can't even have a little reconciliation, so you can just eat it like this?"
"The customs are different, so I guess we should eat like this." Yu Zui asked, he had no idea about food.
"I'll know in a while, this thing is really indispensable. Today, you are going to see the most awesome feast, make a bet, don't be so surprised and shout out later." Zheng Zhongliang smiled, seemingly very sure, but The more you say it, the more you make the brothers disdain. Everyone slaps me, and I punch Zheng Zhongliang, who pokes and pokes the pretentious Zheng Zhongliang. In the vernacular, he pretends to be yin and yang to give everyone the embarrassing thing about divination. Zheng Zhongliang does not agree with this. He said, My brother was quite accurate in school.
Do not believe it? I figured out at school that most of you are desperate for your life. You see, until now, your destiny hasn’t changed!
Amidst the laughter, the dishes came, and the little girl in ancient costume took the lead, followed by a big wooden plate carried by two people. As soon as it was on the table, oh... the stunned voices rang out, and they all shouted out in surprise. A huge bull's head stood out At the table, the fragrance is overflowing, the sauce is bright, and it is steaming hot, which amazes the brothers who have never seen it before.
After putting away the small ingredients, Zheng Zhongliang set out small plates and small bowls for his brothers. He was quite proud of seeing everyone surprised, and pointed directly: "Eat, I've been waiting for a long time."
Dong Shaojun was hesitating with the knife in his hand, he really didn't know where to put the knife. Yu Zui was a little stunned. He felt that such a big bull's head, so he just ate it like this? Li Yifeng looked at it with great interest, and asked stupidly: "Such a big bull head, is it familiar?"
Zhang Meng was the most straightforward, with a fork and a flat cut, a large piece of meat was already on the fork and knife. He dipped it in spicy pepper and garlic, and took a hard bite. As if pursing her lips, she took a breath for a long while, her joy was revealed, and she swears: "Damn, it's so fucking delicious."
"Is that so, I'll try it." Li Yifeng cut a piece, bit and chewed, immediately nodded, smiled lewdly, kept sending it to his mouth, and couldn't think of anything to say.
Dong Shaojun cut off a piece, nodded frequently, he urged Yu Zui, Yu Zui said in a low voice, the past few days have been messing around, a little sick to his stomach. However, with Dong Shaojun's encouragement, he cut a piece, tasted it, the aroma and spicy taste seemed to have a refreshing effect, and made him grind his cheeks with fragrance. Another piece, as if all the taste buds on the tip of his tongue had been activated, made him purse his lips vigorously, and almost unconsciously, another piece came, the shock in his heart was long forgotten.
The meat on the two cheeks is thin but not woody, and the skin is fat but not greasy. After eating, I discovered the usefulness of those rough side dishes. I chewed a few in my greasy mouth, refreshingly, just a glass of white wine, and can Continue to feast on it.
Wow, five people going back and forth with knives and forks, that's called a whirlwind.
The cheek meat of the beef was taken away by Zhang Meng, who was chewing hard; the eyeballs of the cow were forked away by Dong Shaojun, and he ate it so well; the meat on the palate was carefully picked off by Zheng Zhongliang, where the taste was the most delicious. Even Yu Zui was not idle, he was savagely slapping the huge tongue on the plate, damn, this tongue is so heavy that he can't eat it.
Gradually, the huge bull's head was boneless. The speed of eating slowed down, and some people began to unbutton their trousers in a very rude manner. Only then did they realize that there was no need to rush to eat like this. Five people couldn't eat this plate of beef head at all...
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In fact, the eating scenes in the whole building are not very elegant. If you are lucky enough to look around, most of the diners are eating. Even the delicate ladies can't resist the temptation of the delicious fragrance. The exquisite explanations prepared by the waiters of the Bull Head Banquet are often unnecessary.
why? Everyone is busy eating, who cares about listening!
During the meal, two middle-aged men came down from the box on the third floor, one was tall and thin, and the other was short and fat. Everywhere they passed, the waiters bowed and said, "Hi, manager!" They called the fat man, and the thin one didn't know him. But it must be the manager's friend. I heard the fat man saying: "Xiao Ding, our business here depends entirely on you. Boss He is not here for the past two days, but he has confessed that he will treat you well."
"Old Qin, why are you being polite to me?" The thin man smiled and put his arms around Manager Qin, and said drunkenly: "Isn't it just about ordering ingredients, your family is the biggest, I don't just give it to you, but I can also give it to others people?"
"That's, that's... Boss He has a business eye." Manager Qin said with a smile, as if he was very afraid of this supplier.
Businessmen must be afraid of something, but restaurants are nothing more than ingredients. In fact, although this supplier is not a local, although he is only a cattle dealer, he is well-known in the local area and is the target of various parties. The city's bull head banquet has become a huge industry, and the sales are often out of stock during the peak sales season. Without the support of such people who travel all over the world and have no shortage of supplies, the restaurant alone really can't do it.
After going down one floor, the thin man drank too much and staggered. Manager Qin hurriedly supported him, and went down another floor. The thin man saw a delicate-looking waiter, and moved his hands and feet until he touched his face. The little waiter was embarrassed, covered his face in shame, and ran away. Manager Qin was not happy, and continued to reprimand: "Look at you, you really don't know how to treat customers, just touch it, and you can't lose a piece of meat... yes Come on, Xiaoding, please slow down, or don't leave tonight, I will make arrangements for you to ensure your satisfaction, these are all country girls in our store, you must not notice them."
"Hehe, forget it, I'll find a place by myself, I have to hurry." The thin man said.
"Then when will our ingredients arrive? We can wait. The first month is the golden season, and the orders are all waiting until the day after tomorrow." Manager Qin inquired when he went out.
"Don't worry, I'll have a car delivered to you in a day or two. We've never delayed Boss He's goods, but we agreed, cash." The thin man said drunkenly.
"Of course it's cash. I'm afraid of running out of stock this season, and afraid of running out of money?" Manager Qin smiled and helped the thin man into the car. A diesel version of the Cheetah reassured the driver and told him to drive carefully. Seeing the tail lights of this car disappear, the smile on his face froze inexplicably, he poohed in the direction of the car, and cursed inexplicably:
"Damn it, five people and six people dragged you into it, as if no one else knew what you were."
After saying a few words, he turned around and went back to check on the preparations in the back kitchen, to see if the parking lot was crowded, and to see if the waiters were slacking off. This is the job of a manager. He works step by step every day. He has been doing it for more than ten years, from a small roadside shop to today's scale.
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At this time, the private room near the window on the third floor was coming to an end, to be precise, it had to be coming to an end.
Zhang Meng couldn't eat anymore, he leaned his head on the back of the chair, rubbed his belly and hummed happily. Li Yifeng unbuttoned his trousers, but he didn't increase his appetite much. He was a little bit missing Datou and Xiaoshuan. Since he arrived in Yicheng, he was sent to the slaughterhouse by Yu Zui, and the two township policemen didn't have a good day. Zheng Zhongliang, however, ate slowly, as if the delicacies of his hometown were something that he could show off to him. If everyone ate happily, he would look more proud.
Dong Shaojun has always been very steady, he finished drinking a glass of wine, and brought Yu Zui's wine glass in front of him. After doing this, he looked at Yu Zui, as if waiting for Yu Zui to speak. Yu Zui put down the knife slowly, he didn't eat much, it seems that there is still an ulterior purpose in this trip, he put down the knife, clapped his hands and said: "Brothers, eat and drink well, I will announce something next .”
"Don't, Yu'er, don't look for trouble." Zheng Zhongliang was shocked when he heard that, knowing that Yu Zui still couldn't forget that matter. Li Yifeng lost his energy at this time, he stroked his belly, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and said with a smile: "Boss, if you want to fix things, you didn't tell me earlier. Now that you are eating so much, you will suffer if you fight."
"Are you kidding me? How many guests are there now?" Zheng Zhongliang said in embarrassment. Brother is also a film policeman, so I have to let this film go out of my way in the future."
"Put it down, do you think he forgot, do you think Yu Jian invited you to dinner so casually? You've eaten all the food, and if you don't do something, can you let you go?" Zhang Meng smiled, and he still knew Yu Zui's personality better.
But the more he said this, the more nervous Zheng Zhongliang was. He looked at Dong Shaojun, and unexpectedly, Dong Shaojun did not stand with him, but smiled mysteriously, and the second half of Yu Zui's words came out: "I declare, next, Everyone obeys Dong Shaojun's command, whoever doesn't obey the command will be paid for today's meal."
It was funny to say, Zheng Zhongliang was the only one who couldn't laugh or cry. I didn't expect that Dong Shaojun, who looked upright and his brows were upright, would wear a pair of pants with Yu Zui. No, Dong Shaojun cleared his throat, and started talking: "I was also forced to do so, and at the same time, seeing that Comrade Yu Zui was really based on punishing evil, promoting good, and helping the poor, I decided to help him... I hope everyone here Comrades, please help him, I promise, there is absolutely no danger, and in the worst case, everyone can escape unscathed, comrades, it’s time to test your brotherhood, let’s talk, can you help?”
"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart quickly. I am full and have nothing to do." Zhang Meng said with a smile. For him, meat and vegetables are no longer taboo, and they are all suspended. He is eager to cause trouble again . Li Yifeng naturally readily agreed, but Zheng Zhongliang disagreed.
This is not acceptable, four to one, vetoed, rejected. You have to agree even if you disagree.
At this time, the fun is on the rise, and Zheng Zhongliang's interest has also been hooked up. Could it be possible to do something with these few pieces of food? Especially Dong Shaojun, who was honest and trustworthy in school, usually plays a role of watchdog when his brothers fight. As long as Yu Zui didn't cause trouble, he felt that the risk factor would be lowered, so he reluctantly accepted it. Dong Shaojun took out two capsules, broke one, poured the powder into the wine glass, shook it, broke another one, and repeated the action of adding water and shaking well.
"Poison?" Li Yifeng was taken aback.
It's definitely not possible, Dong Shaojun said with a smile: "Don't use your stupid thinking to figure out the thoughts of cultural people, everyone is optimistic about my first step, I want to turn this unfinished beef bone into black …”
As he spoke, under the stunned eyes of everyone, he gently poured the liquid in one of the wine glasses onto the bull's head and palate on the table, and then foamed, and the white bones were falling at a speed visible to the naked eye. Discoloration, slowly turning into a black and bright color, slowly expanding a large area, just like it was originally black.
"What's this?" Zhang Meng stroked his stomach, a little nauseated, and smelled a foul smell, which was getting stronger and stronger, like the smell of rotting meat.
"This is non-toxic, don't worry... But it looks like it may not look good." To prove that it is non-toxic, Dong Shaojun cut off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. Ouch, Li Yifeng was so disgusted that he almost vomited. After he chewed it and proved it was non-toxic, he continued: "The overall design is like this. We came from afar to taste it, but accidentally ate spoiled and 'poisonous' beef, and one of me was poisoned by food and passed out on the spot... You said, can the shopkeeper be summoned back for this matter?"
Got it, Zheng Zhongliang thought awe-inspiringly, and felt that this matter was done too unreasonably, but it was just a covert and gentle method, which was much better than nonsense. He gouged out Yu Zui's eyes, Yu Zui was smiling wickedly, and added: "After a while, we will all cry bitterly and denounce this unscrupulous shop. No one can be lazy. Yifeng, haven't you been a literary soldier? Cry hard after the opening scene ah."
"It's kind of interesting, but it's not exciting anymore." Zhang Meng laughed, Li Yifeng thought about it, and after all, he still blackmailed him into staying in the store, but this way, others might not even be able to find faults. He doesn't know how many times higher than he thought of throwing cockroaches into the food to blackmail people. He looked at the seemingly loyal Dong Shaojun and praised him: "It's amazing, it's still Nima cultural people who are amazing, they don't leave any traces, such a big black bone, they can't tell."
"The so-called cultural person is a person who is deceived by the cultural knowledge he has learned. You have to understand it correctly." Yu Zui smiled, and Dong Shaojun asked with a cup in his hand: "Okay, it's time for the second step, I need a volunteer , drink this cup, only after drinking can the show continue, who will come?"
Hmm... No, no, no, Li Yifeng didn't dare to pick it up when he smelled it. Really, I would cry, don't let me pass out. For Zheng Zhongliang, Zheng Zhongliang didn't know why, so he quit his job, and the rest of the crime, the self-proclaimed deputy commander-in-chief, of course he couldn't fall down. It seems that Zhang Meng is the only one left, Yu Zui smiled and asked: "Beast, it seems that I have to sacrifice you."
"Agreed, brother animal, you lie down first, and leave the rest to us." Li Yifeng also instigated.
"That's it, can you put people down?" Zhang Meng looked at the little yellow liquid in the wine glass, a little unbelieving, Dong Shaojun smiled and said: "It may not be possible, either you don't dare, or I will do it. "
"Cut, I really don't believe in evil." Zhang Meng couldn't bear the provocation, he drank it with a smile, pursed his lips, licked his lips, and said strangely: "The aftertaste is a bit bitter, it doesn't feel like it. The sesame seed cake, isn't it expired?" Right? Why do I think you are like a child's plaything?"
"It's just playing house, it's not dangerous at all, look at my fingers?" Dong Shaojun smiled, stretched out his hand and asked Zhang Meng, Zhang Meng smiled and said something wrong on purpose, but unexpectedly the words just fell, Zhang Meng's eyelids turned white, and he fell to the ground without warning, his limbs twitched, foaming at the mouth, and Li Yifeng's hairs stood on end in fright, and he nervously hid behind Yu Zui. Zheng Zhongliang was so shocked that he lost his mind. At this moment, he felt that this cultural person was much more ruthless than a slut when playing.
"It's our turn... cry now... cry hard..."
Yu Zui instigated Li Yifeng, seeing that his reaction was not strong, Yu Zui twisted his ears hard, quickly put his hand into his sweater, squeezed his nipples and twisted again, and let out a shrill scream, Li Yifeng covered his heart in pain , It really is a standard appearance that is too painful to die, and was kicked out of the private room by Yu Zui.
"Come here, there's something wrong with the beef, it's eating people to death... help me... the beef is eating people to death..."
This shrill voice broke the harmony and tranquility of the He Mansion banquet. In the blink of an eye, the bustling crowd exploded...