The police car was speeding down Binhe South Road. The car driven by Xu Pingqiu was carrying Dou Xiaobo and Yan Debiao. It was almost the rush hour, and the road started to be congested. Every time he passed a traffic light, he would subconsciously look at his watch. After driving for forty minutes from the police academy, he didn't realize he hadn't covered the twenty kilometers.
He was a little anxious. He was so interested in the little guy named Yu Mingzui, as if he had found a clue to the point in a certain major case, which made him feel excited. From time to time, he speculated that if he created a stage for this group of students who never followed the rules, it would be really worth looking forward to how brilliant it would be.
"Xiaobo."
"Hey, Xu Chu, what's the matter?"
"You guys have nicknames for each other, don't you?"
"Hehe, all the classmates are yelling and playing."
"Then why are you called Doubao? And Debiao, why would they call you Mouse? It's irrelevant."
While waiting for the green light, Xu Pingqiu asked jokingly, but Dou Xiaobo explained that at first he liked to eat steamed buns, so Yu Zui called him steamed stuffed buns. Later, someone put his surname on it and called him Doubao. As for Yan Debiao, Dou Xiaobo came up from the back seat of the car, pinched Yan Debiao's face and said, "Look, the big pancake face, bulging cheeks, and sharp ends, looks like a mouse?"
Xu Pingqiu smiled, and Yan Debiao turned around to pinch the guy. The two of them were somewhat restrained when facing a big director, but not too much. Speaking of other people, Xiong Jianfei is called Gouxiong, Luo Jialong is called Camel, Zhang Meng is called Animal, Zheng Zhongliang is called Yinyang, Wang Shenxiu is called Traitor, Dong Shaojun is called Shaobing, all of them have their origins that make people laugh, not based on their surnames. It was just yelling according to his hobby, which made Xu Pingqiu laugh for a while.
At this time, the question came, Xu Pingqiu asked: "What is the remaining crime called?"
"He doesn't have a nickname, they call him Yu'er." Dou Xiaobo said.
"He has everything, but he doesn't?" Xu Pingqiu was puzzled.
"I didn't find one that was very vivid or representative," Dou Xiaobo said.
"No." The mouse said: "There is no exact word to describe this bitch."
"That makes sense. I used to call him a slut, but later I realized that calling him a slut was just a compliment, so no one called him anymore." Dou Xiaobo overturned his previous evaluation.
"Oh, this is so difficult to understand." Xu Pingqiu looked at the traffic lights, imitating the tone of the students and said, "How low do you think people are, so that you can have such a high opinion of him?"
"He didn't spend his own money to go to school, don't you believe it?" the mouse said mysteriously, without explaining in detail. Lao Xu's performance today has already been regarded as a confidant by most of the students. It's just that Xu Pingqiu still couldn't understand the behavior of these people, he was stunned for a while, and Dou Xiaobo added: "Not only do you not spend your own money, but you also make money, don't you believe it?"
He was stunned again, almost beyond Xu Pingqiu's cognitive ability, and the mouse continued as if he didn't believe it: "When he first went to school, he told us that his father was from the underworld in Fenxi City. Stopped."
"Really from the underworld?" Xu Pingqiu pretended to be surprised. At this time, even he was a little skeptical. What kind of family would it take to cultivate such a strange thing. When he asked, Doubao was amused, and said with a smile: "We only found out when we went to play at his house in the third grade, and we were fooled by this shit. His father is a fruit seller on Fenxi Street, a profiteer."
Xu Pingqiu burst out laughing, the two around him are so shrewd, if they can fool such a person, their level will not be low. When the three of them laughed, Dou Xiaobo broke the news again: "Do you believe Xu Chu? He never spends money by car to go home."
"There is such a thing?" Xu Pingqiu became more and more surprised, looked at Yan Debiao, Yan Debiao said: "We don't believe it either, but later found out that this is really the case, it is not a lie."
"Oh, what do you mean, he is waiting for the free car to leave, so there is still time to chase him?" Xu Pingqiu put the clutch on, and when the light turned green, understanding this way, Dou Bao and Mouse nodded in agreement, but What was going on here, the two brothers seemed to have something to hide, and kept silent.
Anyway, he was almost at the destination, so Xu Pingqiu didn't ask any more, he was just worried that he wouldn't be able to catch up with anyone, but the mouse looked at noon, and he said that he definitely hadn't left yet. People looked at both sides of the street through the car window like thieves, looking for more crimes.
But Xu Pingqiu was dumbfounded by this place. Less than a hundred meters away is the big signboard of the provincial government, and the office of the National Audit Office in this city. Almost a street is full of government agencies and departments. The road is ten lanes, not very crowded, but Yu Zui who is going home can run here, how can Xu Pingqiu believe it
"Did you find the wrong place? Can you be here?" Xu Pingqiu felt more and more that these two little brats were unreliable.
"No mistake, just put it here and get on the bus." The mouse pointed to a bus stop not far away from the provincial capital.
"It's almost twelve o'clock, that's about it." Dou Bao checked the time and judged with certainty.
"Where's that person?" Xu Pingqiu was surprised.
"Maybe there is a cat somewhere." The mouse said.
After driving for a while, the mouse looked back at Doubao, both of them sensed Xu Chu's disbelieving tone, winking, Doubao said: "Xu Chu, why don't you stop there, he wants Come out, just show up at the door...don't say what I said."
There is something to this remark, how many special car officials come and go to and from the provincial government, it is impossible to find that kind of person, right? Although Xu Pingqiu didn't believe it, he still parked his car on the side road 30 meters away from the gate of the provincial capital. Fortunately, this kind of car didn't have any trouble from the traffic police. Unobstructed views of the provincial government compound.
"What's going on? You two can't finish talking at once." When Xu Pingqiu parked the car, he turned around and asked. I'm afraid he can't believe that this is a sure-win bet. As soon as he asked, the two were stunned, and no one said anything, Xu Pingqiu looked back at the provincial government compound, not to mention Yu Zui, even a privileged car like him could not enter this compound without a pass. It's almost time to get off work, and all the high-end government vehicles with A license plates come in and out of the compound, like an independent small world, and the armed police salute when they go out, you say that this kind of place, sister Lin, who is falling from the sky, doesn't Possibly, how could it be possible to fall into the remaining crimes
"Here we come." The mouse, a gambler with sharp eyes, shouted, Xu Pingqiu was a few seconds late with the eyes of an old criminal investigator to find Yu Zui running from the bus stop to the gate of the provincial capital. Seeking to do something bad, this guy is not allowed to cause any trouble yet.
Turning the car key, unexpectedly the hand was faster, the car whined and turned off, Xu Pingqiu took a look, it was the mouse that turned the key, he glared, the mouse hurriedly said: "Look... don't worry, this place There is no need for police at all.”
Seeing it, he became even more anxious. Yu Zui took a roll of paper and rushed to the bus coming out of the provincial government. Xu Pingqiu immediately understood that this is a standard action for cross-level appeals, and everyone knows how to stop a few zeros in front of the provincial government. He filed a complaint against his car, and he asked in a thousand puzzles, "Why? He's still a petitioner."
"No, but I often come to petition." Doubao said, trying not to laugh.
I couldn't stop laughing, just when I was less than ten meters away from the gate of the provincial capital, a few people rushed out from the car parked at the gate without warning, surrounded Yu Zui, and snatched away his things. Those who blocked the front and back roads immediately pinned him in place, crowded people, and waited for an Audi car to drive away, and those tall and burly people dispersed. But he didn't let Yu Zui go, he waved his hand, the car came, several people surrounded Yu Zui, got into the car...then roared away.
The armed police standing guard at the gate were expressionless, as if they were used to this kind of kidnapping and getting into the car in broad daylight.
Xu Pingqiu's decades of criminal investigation experience didn't understand what was going on at this moment, and Doubao and Mouse smiled and said, "Okay, Yu'er took the special car and went home."
This sentence woke up Xu Pingqiu. He turned around and asked with blank eyes: "Oh, I understand. I stopped the car here to appeal, and then I was caught by the interceptor and sent back to my hometown...just to go home."
"That's right, I just got on the free car." The mouse revealed with a smile.
"As for it? Isn't it just a few dozen yuan for the fare? Just to save some money, come here to petition?" Xu Pingqiu couldn't laugh or cry.
"That's different. Now the trains and buses are crowded to death. The Spring Festival travel season is like spring. When you get on the train, you will be crowded to death." Mouse said. Xu Pingqiu smiled, and Doubao also took advantage of it and said: "I heard that this free car is the Iveco package. It is delivered once a day, and it will be delivered to the place of origin by grabbing people. A special car will be opened by a dedicated person, and it will be delivered directly to your door."
"Aren't you afraid of being beaten? The interviewer is not a vegetarian." Xu Pingqiu asked with a smile.
"It's okay, Yu'er said that the treatment is quite good, and the interviewer said good things to you. The main meaning is: come back after the year. No matter what, the interviewer wants to have a safe year." Dou Bao said.
Xu Pingqiu froze in laughter, forced himself to hold back, and raised his face. I don't want the students to be affected by this kind of evil wind. As soon as he pulled his face, the mouse said for fear of not explaining it well: "By the way, Yu'er said that taking the interception bus is still in charge of the food, so every time he goes home, he spends money." It costs more than ten yuan to check the luggage to the logistics, and then take this special car back."
Xu Pingqiu, who had just adjusted his expression, burst out laughing again, this time laughing so much that his shoulders shrugged, his whole body trembled, he lay on the steering wheel and couldn't get up for a while. The student who can come up with this method to eat and ride home for free is really like what Dou Xiaobo said, calling him a bitch is really a compliment.
After laughing for a long time to adjust his mood, Xu Pingqiu suddenly found that Dou Xiaobo and Yan Debiao's eyes were wide open, and they looked at him stupidly, as if they thought it was not ridiculous at all. Seeing Xu Pingqiu smile Forget it, Yan Debiao asked cautiously: "Xu Chu, didn't you say that you chased him back? He must be in the city's office in the provincial capital now."
Xu Pingqiu hesitated, made up his mind, and said: "Forget it, recruiting such a lowly person into the revolutionary team will really affect the purity of the team... Let's talk about him later, I will send you two home first. Debiao, Every time you go home, you also take the interception bus?"
"Oh no no no, my family is in the impoverished county of Tianzhen, so poor that there are no petitioners." Yan Debiao said.
"What about you, Xiaobo?" Xu Pingqiu asked, turning his head and starting the car.
"I'm in Huguan, which is also a poor county." Dou Xiaobo said.
The two of them seemed to regret that they couldn't get the free car, and they were very envious of Yu Zui. Xu Pingqiu was going to teach the two of them a few thought lessons, but when he thought about it, a sour taste rose in his heart, making him speechless until he personally sent the last two to the train and shook hands. Say goodbye, that feeling is still lingering...