There are still free lunches in the world. No, at noon on the second day of the Lunar New Year, a group of tourists came to Taiyuan Airport, the provincial capital where there are few tourists.
The whole journey is free, starting from home, and even in the Yanbei area where it was snowing heavily, a local police car drove to Zhang Meng's home and picked up the person. It was an order from a leader of the provincial department. It's very satisfying to praise it like someone from a superior. Within one day, thirteen practitioners scattered in nine cities across the province gathered at the Taiyuan Airport at noon.
The queue was long. Yan Debiao, Dou Xiaobo, and Zheng Zhongliang, who had never been in the airport and only seen planes, were honestly queuing up. Unexpectedly, they were ridiculed for their honesty. Luo Jialong went directly to the automatic ticket machine and scanned the ticket. Holding the ID card, heck, he waved a ticket to his companions, the group of people in the queue were dumbfounded, and they all gathered here with a hula.
"Huh? It's so simple, I thought it was like squeezing the Spring Festival travel train." Dou Xiaobo said in surprise when he got the ticket. Just like when I went from the countryside to the school, I curiously studied the voice-activated lights that turn on when I shouted for a long time, and then it was spread as a joke by everyone.
"That's right, it's really fun. Hey, brothers, will it work if you get a fake ID card? The latest fake ID card also has a chip embedded in it." Dong Shaojun said, but he was immediately dismissed as an idiot, and he was still very nervous. Li Erdong dragged Luo Jialong, who seemed to know him very well, and asked: "Camel, do you think it's safe to fly an airplane in snowy weather? It's flying so high, if it falls off, we didn't run away. There have been several accidents on our highway."
As soon as he said it, Zhang Meng next to him comforted him, "There should be a parachute, so it's all right."
Luo Jialong couldn't help crying and laughing at this group of people, he hated iron and steel and said: "Keep your voice down, I'm not afraid of being laughed at... I take back what I just said, you two are not idiots, but very idiots, referred to as idiots."
Everyone laughed, the two who were scolded twisted Luo Jialong from left to right, punched and kicked, and came a few times impolitely.
They rushed to the security checkpoint. It was quiet when they passed the security check. They entered the terminal one after another. The plane took off in an hour. Just after the security check, many people's mobile phones beeped. Dou Xiaobo saw it and sent a text message: bet , You guys got together, didn't you? If there is a good thing, I will not call you Master Yu!
The tone was very sloppy, it was the rest of the crime, Dou Xiaobo couldn't hide his complacency at this moment, he directly replied a text message, I'm sorry, Yu'er, I will call you next time.
Luo Jialong was also replying to the text message: Yu'er, you still have a chance next time. Be disciplined and keep secret for now.
Zhang Meng pressed his phone awkwardly and replied two words: It deserves it.
Xiong Jianfei looked at it, afraid that others would find out that he had leaked the secret, so he replied: What are you talking about, I don't understand.
For a while, a group of students sitting on the rest chair did not notice that they were repeating the gesture of replying to the text message. Unexpectedly, they just sent another text message: Bet fifty yuan, I will definitely catch you today.
Hey, this Xiong Jianfei was so angry that he was pulling something, and immediately replied a text message: "Okay, come on, I'll give you five hundred."
OK, I caught you to dinner. Luo Jialong was also joking in the text messages.
Dou Xiaobo smiled, and seemed to feel Yu Zui's disappointment from the sentence, and his brotherly love. He typed a line: Don't be too busy, Yuer, we're going to get on the plane right away.
The traitors Wang Shenxiu and Li Erdong looked at each other and blinked, and found that the text messages on their mobile phones were the same. They replied narrowly: "It's a bet, find us, brother reward you fifty."
"Isn't it right?" Someone was strange, it was the mouse, he got up and looked around, and fiddled with his head to ask about the text message just now, only then did he realize that he had received a group text message from Yu Zui, setting up a gamble, The bet was that he could catch everyone today, and someone had already accepted the offer. He looked around for passengers entering and exiting the terminal hall several times, but there was no target.
"What's wrong?" Dou Xiaobo asked.
"Did Yu'er come too?" Mouse asked uncertainly.
"Impossible, I didn't catch up." Dou Xiaobo said, the two went to look for it, but there is no more, the mouse asked Dou Xiaobo: "Doubao, do you think Director Xu will arrive?" Fenxi also notified Yu Zui... What do you think?"
"Impossible, what kind of a guy is he, and the big director came to see him?" Zheng Zhongliang said.
"Regardless of theory or practice, the probability of this happening seems not high." Dong Shaojun analyzed objectively.
"That bitch lied to us." Xiong Jianfei said, he had already been scammed.
I don't believe it, I don't really believe it, but Yan Debiao raised his doubts, and said with one stroke of his mobile phone: "Then if he can't come, it won't be interesting to play this game."
Wow, someone stared and realized that Yu Zui usually tricks people into betting that anyone who is not careful with the money in his pocket will be in danger, and he will definitely be tricked into using it as public funds for eating and drinking. When everyone was startled and felt something was wrong, they were still sharp-eyed and saw Yu Zui strolling out of the smoking room, and he smiled.
Sneakers, jeans, a big windbreaker, and a travel cap with a long tongue on his head. He looked like a hiking friend. He walked up to him and said "Hi" to everyone who was dumbfounded, and then put his hand in front of Xiong Jianfei, whose mouth was still closed.
"Bitch." Xiong Jianfei patted fifty yuan and said viciously.
"It's embarrassing to praise when we meet." Yu Zui smiled shyly, put away the money, and stretched out his hand in front of Luo Jialong.
"You're so cheap, Yu Zui, you didn't feel so sad when I came here, and you ended up defrauding me of fifty yuan." Luo Jialong paid the gambling debt dumbfounded. When he reached out to Li Erdong, this guy wanted to play tricks, so he flattered Yu Zui and said, "I owe it, let's take it on credit first."
"Come on, didn't you say it? Good men can owe romantic debts, but gambling debts are absolutely not owed. Give the money." Yu Zui stared and searched away fifty yuan. A group of more than ten people, half of them were arrested by Yu Zui. The scam went away, and I collected several hundred. Yu Zui slapped the banknotes proudly and said: "Brothers, pay attention, all the public funds received will be kept by our logistics staff Dou Bao, and I will treat you when I get off the plane... But don't thank me, everyone Thank you to these generous brothers... Applause, welcome to continue to use the advantages of low IQ next time, and donate a lot of money for the brothers."
Yu Zui took the lead in applauding, and those who didn't fall into the trap followed suit. After several years in school, the students who competed with each other were who was cheaper than who. Those who paid for it were a little embarrassed by my brothers, they discussed viciously, and ordered fresh seafood when they landed, anyway, it was only fifty yuan, and they had to eat it anyway, which made everyone laugh again.
"Yu'er, how did you know the news?" Luo Jialong changed the subject. He was still a little curious about Yu Zui's sudden appearance. He missed him that day and thought he would not be able to catch up.
"I have to answer this question in a more profound way." Yu Zui looked at the circle around his head, changed his tone, and said with a bit of resentment: "Without me, you would be so lonely, wouldn't you?"
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Yu Zui laughed and comforted everyone and said, "Brothers, are you a little constipated, why is there no excrement coming out? Hahaha."
"Damn it." Zhang Meng pinched him from behind. A group of people pulled arms, legs, and underarms. They didn't stop until the announcement of flight departure came out on the broadcast. A group of people held boarding passes. , towards this mysterious selection journey.
Most of the people in this industry really have never seen anything in the world. Sitting in the small space of the plane, looking back and forth, there are so many people, much more than the bus. He said to himself: "Why am I sitting here, my mind is full of scenes of air crashes."
This remark caused a few pairs of passengers to roll their eyes, it was so unlucky. Dong Shaojun hurriedly pulled him, pointed to the corridor and whispered: "Look at the stewardess, divert your attention."
The stewardess had already seen it when she boarded the plane. She had several pimples on her face, and she was far away from the beautiful woman. Zheng Zhongliang said more pessimistically: "It is because the face of the stewardess reminds people of an air crash. I am so disappointed."
Ha ha ha ha ha, two slaps on the back of the head, someone told him to shut up, Zheng Zhongliang's stinky mouth is sometimes more annoying than Yu Zui's crow's mouth, when he turned around to see Zhang Meng, Zheng Zhongliang glared at him and fell silent. It's not that he didn't dare to say anything, but that the plane moved, and he was a little nervous.
The row behind is Li Erdong, Wang Shenxiu and Zhang Meng. Sitting in the middle, Li Erdong gestured to the two people on the left and right when he took off, and said, "Traitors, animals, I suddenly remembered a riddle, do you want to challenge your IQ?"
"Forget it, your answers are all in your crotch, and you will know even if you don't guess." Zhang Meng snorted, disdainful, this bastard joke is well-known, and anyone who challenges IQ has to walk in his crotch , Wang Shenxiu also sneered. Li Erdong didn't think it was disrespectful and said: "Wrong, the answer to the mystery is not in my crotch this time, but the mystery is. Do you want to try it?"
"Talk about it, it's a bit difficult, don't make your IQ a problem." Wang Shenxiu laughed.
"Listen to the question: play a sport." Li Erdong said with a trick: "The mystery is: masturbate on the plane."
Li Erdong was doing masturbation movements, just as the plane roared and flew up, Erdong's face became tense, and he sucked in the cool air like an orgasm, the two students on the left and right laughed, and the traitor immediately guessed: "Shuangfei! Fighting on the plane airplane."
"Yes, two fly." Zhang Meng suddenly realized.
"I have to admit that you do have a problem with IQ. In sports, is there double flying?" Li Erdong said, wrong, this riddle is so interesting that Zhang Meng also guessed it, but his IQ is much worse than his physical ability He stared blankly, stumped, and asked curiously for a while, "What sport?"
"Shoot." Li Erdong said seriously.
"Shooting?" Zhang Meng didn't understand, and Wang Shenxiu also shook his head: "What kind of mystery? It's irrelevant."
"Call you stupid, you shot it on the plane, isn't it just a shooting (machine)!?" Li Erdong laughed, squinting left and right at the two people whose IQ was not as good as his.
The two ignored him, really depressed, knowing that it was in the crotch, but every time he could play some new tricks.
The howling plane passed through the clouds, throwing the smoggy city to the end of sight until it disappeared. The sky outside the porthole is like a picture of a fairyland, with snow-white and holy clouds extending endlessly, shining dazzling light everywhere. Among the already quiet passengers, the group in the middle of the fuselage couldn't hold back their curiosity for the first time, and took turns to look at the scenery from the blind window.
"Wow, what a big cotton field."
Zheng Zhongliang, who squeezed to the porthole, spoke excitedly. Everyone giggled and laughed sympathetically at the student from the mountainous area.
When the mouse looked away from Sun Yi and sat upright, the stewardess had already started distributing extra meals, a lunch box and a drink. Yu Zui didn't eat, just sipped a glass of boiled water, his portion was completely wiped out by the bean buns, and while eating, Dou Xiaobo, who thought the portion was too small, inadvertently saw Yu Zui's deep eyes, and moved the mouse with his arm, motioning him to look at it. Yu Zui, and then the two looked at each other, their lips moved together, their noses moved accordingly, and their eyebrows were raised occasionally.
There is no sound, but it does not affect the communication between the two of them. Ever since they came into contact with the body language training program, the two of them have a tacit understanding on this. Doubao's expression means: "Do you see why he is deep again? He used to be deep, I just want to fix people."
The expression of the mouse said: "I don't know either, you can ask him."
Dou Bao's expression became displeased, and he was saying, "Damn it, can't you ask?"
Then the two looked at each other, and their expressions disappeared together. In fact, he was not the only one who was happy about Yu Zui, many people were happy. This was the friendship accumulated by classmates over the years. Outsiders said that there were more than two students in this class, and they fought a lot and gambled a lot. But in fact there is still a difference, in the beginning of the gamble, whoever wins will pretend to go away, but after Yu Zui finds out that the mouse and the bean bag have won thousands of dollars, he grabs them and hugs him. With the participation of Yu Zui, the subsequent gambling became an entertainment item, and more than half of the winner's money was used as the public funds of this small circle.
The money is not much, but it is enough for the brothers to go out to eat, drink and party once in a while and go crazy. The direct result of this reform is that the number of people who participate in gambling continues to expand, and the second is that the cohesion has increased unprecedentedly. Regardless of the usual internal conflicts, whenever something happens, they will immediately unify to the outside world.
Looking back and forth, this time, except for a classmate Shao Shuai who majored in trace inspection, the rest of the candidates are all gambling friends. As long as the brothers get together, there is almost nothing to worry about. At this time, the expression on Yu Zui's face made people very puzzled, the mouse was a little more thoughtful, he and Dou Xiaobo changed seats, and Yu Zui moved to look at the sky outside the porthole and asked in a low voice: "Yu'er, what's wrong with you? "
"Nothing? Just looking at the scenery." Yu Zui turned around.
"You're full of bones, when did you grow your bones?" Mouse asked with a smile, and Yu Zui laughed when he asked, but he didn't answer. He lowered his voice and asked, "Are you worried about the training camp?"
"A little bit." Yu Zui said, he lost a lot of friends, but he didn't have many confidants, the mouse counted as one, he thought for a while and said, "This time the battle is not small, are you really not afraid?"
"If you want me to go to the front line, I must have a guilty conscience." Mouse said honestly, he didn't do the job of charging ahead, his voice was lower, and he said in his ear: "But among our group of people, apart from playing cards, That item can’t be ranked first, right? I just thought, after two days of gold plating, there are things I can take out when I go back to my hometown, right?”
Yu Zui smiled again, it seems that the villain Mouse and his thoughts are basically the same, he asked out his worries, and said in a low voice: "You said that you really want to select one or several criminal policemen, pay attention, it should be the provincial department The Criminal Investigation Department is directly in command or placed in a post in the key administrative area of the provincial capital, tell me, is it possible for me to be selected?"
In order to get this accurate judgment, Yu Zui straightened his collar and gave a serious expression with a strong sense of justice, as if he was asking the two brothers to see if I had the potential to be a righteous and awe-inspiring criminal policeman.
"Yu'er, haven't you always wanted to go?" Dou Xiaobo was puzzled.
"Then I want to go now, can't I?" Yu Zui said, very excited to try.
"Don't get your hopes up too much. Director Jiang already knows about the two of us playing in the Physical Education University. Is there any punishment waiting for you before you go back to school?" Dou Xiaobo said, feeling guilty about the unfinished business. The incident really surprised Yu Zui, but he immediately dismissed it, and after a few months came back, who would still admit it. The question was wrong, he asked the mouse who had been sizing up, and the mouse was embarrassed: "Do you really want to hear the truth?"
"Ah, do you have to lie to me?" Yu Zui asked.
"There is a situation where you will be selected." Mouse said.
"What's the situation?" Yu Zui was taken aback.
"The situation is that the selection is blind, and if we are all selected, you will be on the list." Mouse said. Dou Xiaobo chuckled, Yu Zui was stunned, he seemed to think it made sense, his expression was misunderstood by the mouse, he comforted him earnestly: "The most basic thing is to have a good personal character, you only have low character, no character. .”
"Yes, don't mention your political quality. You passed the Marxist-Leninist exam three times. Our political teachers all said you are a dangerous product." Dou Xiaobo said, Yu Zui was about to speak when he choked again.
"Don't mention your professionalism. When you get into a fight, you always pinch chickens and eggs. When you attack and defend with a dagger, you always stab people in the crotch. You also stab people everywhere. This time, I suspect that they may be called on a special trip to give you little shoes." Mouse Very far-sighted and authentic, Yu Zui was taken aback again, he really didn't think about it, but he didn't think he would.
He was stunned for a moment, and Doubao added another sentence optimistically out of fear of guilt: "We are at best waste products, and there may be value for use. Who dares to use you as a dangerous product? You won't sell people later."
Yu Zui was stunned again, but he didn't expect that his impression among his brothers was so bad. If ordinary people said it, it would be fine. The two brothers, you say something to each other, in short, don't count on Yu Zui, you have no other qualifications except passing the physical examination.
As for us, we are only physically fit, and there are quite a lot of other qualified places. Doubao was talking a little proudly, but unexpectedly the mouse poked him, signaling to shut up, he turned his head and saw that Yu Zui had been in that daze for a long time, like a virtue who had been struck by a thunderbolt, in a daze He remained motionless.
In fact, they all hold little hope, but there is an opportunity to be gilded, and they are reluctant to let it go. If they really gild some gold and go back to the local area, they may have an advantage over others in the future recruitment examinations. The mouse and the bean bag have exchanged, and both of them have such a simple ideal. Seeing that Yu Zui was overwhelmed, the mouse comforted softly: "Don't be upset, in fact, we didn't have any hope, we just wanted to come out and open our eyes, maybe we can meet opportunities here if we can't choose other places... What's wrong with you ? Why didn’t you talk for a long time.”
"It's nothing, hehe." Yu Zui smiled, and continued: "I'm happy. Anyway, I'm still so outstanding in your eyes."
He was indeed very happy. It seemed that the brothers had the same views. It was estimated that there was little hope of being selected. That was in line with his idea of being the queen of the cow first, and then the head of the chicken. How could he not be happy.
Let go of your worries, open the chatterbox, and the three get together to discuss, not knowing where the training base will be. However, Doubao, who loves to eat, has already found a travel guide, and my brothers and I are dreaming of delicious food by the sea, while the mouse is looking for a glimpse of the scenery of the casino, and is checking the distance to Macau. Unknowingly, a reminder to fasten your seat belt sounded on the plane. At the end of the two-hour flight, the city under the porthole was already in sight. You could see the lush green scenery of the southern city from a bird's-eye view, and the ice and snow of the northern country. The scenery is very different.
Guangzhou, here we come!