Amidst the sound of gongs and drums, suona piercing the clouds, and the crackling of the tenth firecrackers welcoming the wedding, the wedding car that the relatives and friends have been waiting for finally slowly arrived.
All Hummers clear the way, life is safe, good things come in pairs, Samsung shines brightly, and fortunes are made in four seasons... until it is perfect, ten cars clear the way, with compliments on the number plates, an extended Bentley wedding car in the middle, and two relatives' cars behind. Cars, it is said that the Li family searched almost the whole city, and all the luxury cars they could find were invited to the wedding scene. Audi Q series, Mercedes-Benz S series, Infiniti, BMW series, luxury cars of various colors, all add bright colors to this colorful wedding.
Gently pressing down the car window, Li Jiayuan glanced at the busy scene. People she knew and didn't know were all shuttling back and forth. The streets she passed, the stops of pedestrians, the sideways glances of drivers, whether they were shocked by the luxury of the wedding celebration, or were interested in The curiosity about who is getting married gives her a very pleasant sense of satisfaction.
By the way, do you know if the groom is satisfied
She leaned sideways and lightly on Zhang Meng's side, leaning on his solid shoulder, and asked softly: "Meng, you seem unhappy."
"How come?" Zhang Meng squeezed out a lot of smiles, not forced, but it didn't seem to be perfect either.
"Lie to me, I knew it, let you leave the criminal police... You have never let go of your heart." Li Jiayuan blinked her beautiful eyes, looking at her husband with a resolute face, high nose and wide lips, who was as powerful as his name, and said.
"What's so good about the criminal police? All day long, he was as tired as a dog. He worked hard in the team for more than a year, caught more than a dozen fugitives, and finally received two punishments... For more than a year, except for going to Yangtouya Township At school, my classmates called me an animal...the name is not wrong, the criminal police are just to be ordered by others." Zhang Meng embraced the bride, and said calmly, after the relegation was over, he felt a little sad Authentic: "But I still can't help but think about them. They are all so poor, but they live frankly. I can give my back to any of them, because we are brothers to each other... But I myself Became a deserter."
"I know... I'm sorry." Li Jiayuan said softly, holding his broad palm, and kissed him lightly on her lips: "I know that in your eyes, it is enough that I am more important than them... But you can't live like that For the rest of your life? You always need a warm home... I think they will understand you."
"I'm ashamed to see them." Zhang Meng said in embarrassment.
"Not necessarily, I will surprise you soon." Li Jiayuan smiled.
Zhang Meng hesitated for a while, the car had stopped, Li Jiayuan smiled and pointed out the window: "There are a lot of surprises."
Oh my god, the big cake face of the mouse, the cheap face of Yu Zui, the bear face of Brother Xiong, and the smiling faces of Doubao, Sun Yi and others who have turned into peppercorns have all come together with malicious intentions, Zhang Meng was ecstatic , Li Jiayuan has already reminded that your captain and instructor are also here, I think they will be very rude to you as a deserter today, you have to protect me.
Answering silently, Zhang Meng hugged the bride tightly and kissed her forehead affectionately. He has not untied this knot in his heart, but he did not expect the bride to see it long ago.
Dong dong dong... The car window rang, and when the window was rolled down, Sun Yi shouted: "Get out of the car and check."
As soon as he got out of the car, the mouse yelled again: "Kneel down and sing Conquer."
Everyone roared with laughter, and the prelude to the wedding scene officially kicked off. The local custom is that people of the same age make this wedding scene. , protecting the bride. The parking place is less than 50 meters away from the entrance hall, and this 50 meters will be the most difficult distance.
Is it not difficult to go from a girl to a wife
No, everyone was discussing how to make a fuss, and a group of policemen played a variety of tricks, which really made the local guys feel ashamed. Take the bride to ride on the groom's head, cover the face with the gauze skirt, and lift the two of them around twice as if they were raised high... Okay, don't look, let's go forward.
The direction was wrong at first, and after walking a few steps, someone tripped him. When he tripped, Zhang Meng fell down. Everyone followed the bride, and someone yelled: "Hurry up, grab the new wife, who's the new one?"
Rao is Zhang Meng's physical strength, he was also sweated by playing, he didn't move forward, but was forced to retreat a few meters, he was very happy, his face was happy, he smiled like a fool, ordinary physical work is really difficult Falling him, everyone was pulling, blocking, and discussing how to punish him. In a blink of an eye, Li Yifeng came out of the crowd, bent down, and made two cracking sounds. Ouch, Zhang Meng bowed his head and locked his ankles with handcuffs. up.
Chacha, Li Jiayuan screamed, and was caught unexpectedly, but it was a policewoman who did the trick.
"Hey, how do you get away with me handcuffed?" Zhang Meng was startled.
"The next step is to train your mouth skills... Brothers, look out, this is the key." Li Yifeng held up the handcuff key and handed it to An Jialu who was hiding behind him. An Jialu came to the bride and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry. , Miss Li."
Before Li Jiayuan could say thank you to the organizer, An Jialu grabbed her chest, threw the key to her chest, covered her nose and smiled and avoided.
"The rule is to take it out with your mouth... Otherwise, the bride's legs will not be broken tonight, you can figure it out." Li Yifeng said, Zhang Meng stretched out his hand and pinched him, and everyone laughed and held him down.
"Hurry up and grab it, we can go if you don't."
"It's been so long, I haven't practiced my mouth skills."
"It's not good if you are not proficient in business, you will be eliminated by your wife, hurry up."
Laughing, Zhang Meng was pushed in front of the bride by the crowd, the bride blushed, this corset, Zhang Meng gnawed and gnawed, she reminded: "Put it down, in the middle."
Someone heard it and yelled: "Go down, go in the middle."
After laughing, Li Jiayuan didn't dare to remind, Zhang Meng was holding it in his mouth, and someone slapped him behind the back, yelling: "Let you hold the key, don't keep licking your saliva."
Amidst the laughter, the key was finally pulled out from the cleavage, and the bride's chest was already exposed, and someone shouted again: "Hey brothers, don't put it down anymore, let Brother Meng kneel and lick it. "
"Oh, fuck me... I'll give you my daughter-in-law." Zhang Meng was so tormented that he couldn't laugh or cry, so he uncuffed the bride and bowed and bowed next to each other. The brothers accepted it calmly, and Yu Zui said: "This... the foreplay is almost over, and the climax has officially begun."
After a few groans, everyone pulled Zhang Meng's arms and legs, and threw them like sandbags a few times, until Zhang Meng was completely exhausted. Yu Zui laughed loudly and shouted: "Now you can let him carry the bride on his back, I don't believe how good your physical strength is."
So another beautiful cavalry came and rode the groom for two laps. Next came a fuchsia, holding the bride upside down and running, the standard 69 style, and someone asked: Is it cool? Dare to say that you are not happy, go back and start again; say you are happy, okay, do it again.
After playing for half an hour, it was finally the relatives of the woman who came out together, guarding and defending, and forced the couple into the wedding venue. This bottomless excitement came to an end.
The wedding venue was more formal, and the host was a female announcer from the provincial TV station. It took more than ten minutes to read the list of famous people for the congratulations. The exchange of gifts, the meeting of the parents of both parties, and the group photo of the two parents all took a lot of time.
The style and customs in the city have changed a lot, but no matter how much it changes, the bustle is the main thing. The wedding venue is crowded with hundreds of square meters. The loud music and the sweet introduction of the broadcast really attracted a lot of attention. Yu Zui hid in the living room at this time. When he stood inside and looked out, someone patted him on the shoulder lightly. When he turned his head, wow, it was Shao Shuai. He was about to ask, but Shao Shuai handed him a cigarette. , Yu Zui lit the fire casually, looked at him in surprise and asked: "Xiaoshuai, where did you go after that, you seem to be elusive."
"You've become a police hero, and you still notice me?" Shao Shuai smiled, Yu Zui looked at the cigarette in his hand, Ruan Zhonghua, he looked at this buddy again, and said with a smile: "You're doing well."
"Generalization, if you want to come up with it, we can hang out together." Shao Shuai said, looking at Yu Zui.
"Okay, I'm not doing what I want." Yu Zui complained.
"I've heard... he was ruthless enough, and his hands were black enough, and he knocked down a deputy department leader." Shao Shuai said, unable to hide his admiring gaze.
"This... can't listen to rumors, it's none of my business." Yu Zui said, when he explained, he suddenly found that Shao Shuai had changed a lot. The once taciturn boy now looks like an old wanderer, with a sad expression on his face .
It's not accurate. Although his face is sad, he is wearing famous tags, watches, suits, leather shoes, and a red tie. At first glance, this appearance looks like a member of the underworld who has just been whitewashed.
"What the hell are you doing?" Yu Zui looked at it, inexplicably becoming vigilant.
"Just like you, neither black nor white, good or bad." Shao Shuai took out a business card, stuffed it into Yu Zui's pocket, turned around and waved to leave, not forgetting to remind: "Call me, I will Often in Taiyuan."
Shengbang Private Detective Agency...Yu Zui looked at the business card, and then at Shao Shuai's back. He didn't expect such a green onion to appear in the team back then. Yes, he looked at the clothes he was wearing and the cigarettes he gave him. He was really shocked. He immediately came to his senses, threw away the cigarettes and blamed himself, and smoked again. After three weeks of quitting, he quit for nothing.
At this moment, the wedding ceremony was coming to an end, An Jialu was looking for Yu Zui in the crowd, and when she made a phone call, she saw him in the hall not far away, rushing up, complaining in a hurry: "... you Why is this person like this, let others look at you? Hurry up, hurry up, take a photo with the newcomer... "
Maybe it was because of her anxiety, she dragged Yu Zui away, Yu Zui was pulled so small that he was thumping, and asked aloud: "An'an, you are so caring."
"Of course I care about it. Look at how happy everyone is... Hey, why are you asking such nonsense?" An Jialu turned her head and gave a reproachful look.
"It's okay, I just think it's good like this, I haven't been so happy after graduation." Yu Zui said, pulling An Jialu, An Jialu only felt it at this time, and shook her: "Why are you pulling me?"
"Can you pull me? But I prefer to pull you, Quack." Yu Zui said.
"Don't laugh so meanly, okay, just looking at it makes me want to kick you." An Jialu made a grimace, and lightly threatened Yu Zui.
"An'an, come here... come quickly." Ou Yanzi and Ye Qiaoling yelled, An Jialu dropped Yu Zui and squeezed to the front row, standing with the bride, feeling happy, Yu Zui wanted to stand with the groom, and Yi Min She went to the back, maybe the resentment at school hadn't dissipated, she just satirized that the longer the remaining crimes, the more it would hinder harmony.
"Look here... ok... yell with me," the photographer was yelling.
Everyone shouted together: "Eggplant!"
The click left an image full of smiling faces. When it dispersed, Li Jiayuan pulled An Jialu and said, "Thank you, An An... Thank you students for coming."
"It's all right, there's no need to say thank you... Jialong, come here, where are the things?" An Jialu asked with a wave.
"Come on... Groom, you have to thank An An the most. He spent two years collecting this extra gift... Dangdangdang... Bottomless fruit photos, for you." Luo Jialong solemnly sent one Electronic photo frame, introducing: "It's all in the memory card, go back and take a look."
Li Jiayuan stretched out her fingers and turned it roughly, and screamed: "Wow, Meng... This is you."
The basketball court, the football field, dozing off in class, and the madness in the water room were all recorded. Li Jiayuan was happier than Zhang Meng when she saw it. wiping away tears.
She knew that Zhang Meng missed the life of the police and the police academy again, she smiled, hugged An Jialu and thanked, "Thank you, with a group of students like you, I will never forget it."
The two women chattered, Zhang Meng was moved, when Li Erdong jumped down from the photo taking place, he said in astonishment: "Hey, animal, why are you crying?"
Did not cry, Zhang Meng hurriedly covered it up, but he was a little sad again, couldn't help it, Dong Shaojun next to him said: "Like a suspect, he is about to lose his freedom, can you not cry?"
"This is marriage, is it that serious?" Li Erdong asked in disbelief.
"Brother, getting married is more serious than closing the case. The case will be closed for at most three to five years. This marriage is indefinite. After drinking, molesting a girl, gambling, and fighting, even you Seeing that the goddess's freedom of masturbation will be interfered with, wouldn't the animal be sad?" Yu Zui joined in.
Zhang Meng, who was moved to tears, laughed again, smiling with tears on his face, pointing his middle finger at his friend, and moved a word:
"roll!"
A group of male and female students laughed at his embarrassing appearance.
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It was already five o'clock in the afternoon when the banquet started, and the students from the police academy gathered three tables. Shao Wange and the instructor were invited to the table by the parents of both parties, and were also invited by the hostess to make a speech. Li Jie came over and sent this kind of There is no problem with the words, anyway, you are married, you have to believe in the organization, believe in the party, and do your best to work hard for the rest of your life. This mandarin sounded strange to the guests at first, but it was only when the baggage was laid out that they understood the meaning: a wife is the party, and the organization is equivalent to the mother-in-law. If you work hard at night, you will be a fat boy for the rest of your life. Provoking continuous applause from the audience.
After messing around for so long, I was really hungry. When the wedding banquet program was in progress, the table was full of bad friends who scrambled to eat and drink.
Oh, the guest is Wuliangye. A few drunkards smacked their lips, took a few sips of the big cup, and the bottle was gone.
Oh, the cigarettes that are scattered are all soft Chinese. Zheng Zhongliang, who came from the country, made a round and stuffed half a box into his pocket. Li Erdong found out when he stuffed it. , grabbed it and put it in his pocket, and then shouted at the girl's table, how many more bags would be brought, Zheng Zhongliang was so angry that he scolded the city people for being shameless.
Oh yo, a hot pot is served, and the mouse invites everyone to "eat chicken! Eat chicken!", the tone of the pronunciation is different, the word "eat" is soft, the sound of "chicken" is aggravated, everyone who choked and stretched out their chopsticks, chopsticks It fell straight to the face of the mouse.
Oh, halfway through the wine, a new couple was held back by the girl's table. They insisted on showing off their kissing skills. They thought it wasn't lively enough, so Sun Yi, Wu Guangyu, and Dou Xiaobo suffocated the water together. At the table, Wu Guangyu and Sun Yi rushed up and hugged Zhang Meng, yelling in pain: Brother Meng, in fact, you are my true love, why did you marry Nirvana. Sun Yi is also confessing: I think back then when we shared the same bed, why did you empathize with Nirvana. The two hugged one another, and they couldn't tell each other that they kissed on the face.
Click, captured by Dou Xiaobo, he shouted: This is the love testimony of three gay friends.
The guests were so teased that there were not a few of them drinking and eating. When they arrived at the table of the police academy, it was even more cramped. The mouse was so obscene that it got under the table and asked the bride to climb in and light a cigarette for him. Yu Zui stood on the stool, he had no choice but to hug Zhang Meng.
When everyone was having fun, old partner Xiong Jianfei didn't join in, drinking a glass of wine, when Zhang Mengjing arrived at Xiong Jianfei, the two of them looked at each other with regret, a glass of wine, a hug, Zhang Meng whispered in his ear I'm sorry, Xiong Jianfei squeezed a smile on his face and beat his chest, just be happy, we are still envious.
The bride also knew that this was her husband's old partner. She toasted Xiong Jianfei generously, and said proudly: "Brother Xiong, you will be my real brother from now on."
Drink a large cup in one gulp, the wine is exhausted, and the grievances are exhausted with a smile.
"Brother Xiong, you dragged it, and there will be local rich girls in the future." Luo Jialong said enviously.
"That can be taken seriously, after a while, you will be a person from two worlds." Xiong Jianfei said with emotion.
"Damn, brother Xiong's words are really educated." Zheng Zhongliang approved with a thumbs up.
That's right, look at how much the change has changed, Yu Zui, the cheapest Yu Zui, was promoted the fastest, and the poorest poor dick turned into a gorgeous local tyrant, and the students present can clearly see the change, and live a comfortable and troubled life , Whether you are happy or not, you can almost see it at a glance on your face.
How you can develop in reality depends largely on your personal ability. Although the other table is not in the limelight, it is equally eye-catching. Wu Jianning, Yin Bo, Jie Bing, Ouyang Qingtian, Li Zhenghong, and the captain The instructors sat at the table and politely blessed the newcomers. The atmosphere was obviously a different world from here.
"Another box, who will drink with me?" Xiong Jianfei shouted.
Me, me, me... No one was left on the table, the small cup was replaced by a big bowl, the bitter and happy years were all in the bowl.
Drink it, you don't have to be like the old days, you have to be locked up in the dormitory for inspection if you steal a drink, but the taste seems to be a little worse than the taste of Erguotou with pickled mustard in the past. It is obviously a rare wine, but it has an extra bitter taste .
Let's drink. The instructor found that the table was getting out of control. A drink order can fill half a bottle of wine. He motioned to Shao Wange, who shook his head and didn't let him interfere. A better way to vent, and later even he joined in, drinking in a big bowl, and calling him brothers and sisters.
Let's drink, one box of empty bottles, another box came, someone in the guest group noticed it, secretly dumbfounded, this nima table is full of catties of alcohol, I drank more than one box, I didn't pour one .
The first to fall down was Xiong Jianfei, who had a good drinker, and was carried away; then Wang Lin, Zheng Zhongliang, and Dong Shaojun, who were not so drinkable, were scared away by the drink. Individuals, those who left the stage were basically unconscious. Shao Wange counted his heads, Yu Zui, Mouse, Li Erdong, Sun Yi, Wu Guangyu... counting and counting, he said with a smile. It's not a good kind, haha... Come on, Yu Zui, let me tell you, I have asked you for more than one time from the detachment and the provincial headquarters. Second team.
"Can it be up to me? Ask everyone here, which one of us can be your own home." Yu Zui was not ashamed, and shouted with his big tongue: "You are the captain, you have to have two more glasses, there is such a threat Is it the people below us?"
"Okay, come on, I'm happy today. Everyone has had a good drink, and some terrorists don't care about him." Shao Wange was drunk, and it was obvious that he had something on his mind.
"Hurry up, Captain." Yu Zui winked, everyone was not polite, punched, swung their wrists, guessed dice, and fought against the enemy. After three laps, they poured a big bottle of Shao Wange, but in the end, Li Erdong, who was clinking glasses, was too drunk and made a plop , Lie in Shao Wange's arms and couldn't stand up straight.
"Haha... little bastard, if you want to force me, you have to practice for a few more years... drag it on." Shao Wange was having fun, holding Li Erdong in his arms, and with a wave of his hand, Zhou Wenjuan and Dong Shaojun, who hadn't had much to drink, quickly played the role of waiters and helped Followed Li Erdong back to the room.
Today I saw a real wine warrior, and the rest were not convinced, but Zhou Wenjuan and Dong Shaojun escorted them back to the room one by one, and finally persisted until there were only three people left. Seeing in amazement that there was no one in the room, Shao Wange opened another bottle. He gasped in shock, and said in fear: "Shao... Team Shao, you are the real beast, this... this... how much do you drink?" …”
"Not much, here's the last bottle. Drink!" Shao Wange poured out half a bowl and put it in front of the mouse. There was no need to drink anymore. The mouse was frightened, the wine came up in his throat, and then he crawled under the table consciously.
This is the sign of surrender. If you sneak in and admit cowardice, no one will fight for you.
When the last one was left, Shao Wange held up the bowl and drank it with Yu Zui in one gulp. He put down the bowl and took a heavy meal. On the other hand, Yu Zui is far behind, nervous and terrified, wretched and apprehensive.
"You lost." Shao Wange said.
"I haven't fallen yet." Yu Zui was not convinced.
"You've been losing since you started playing. You thought I couldn't see you kid playing tricks? You don't even have the confidence to win, and you'll never win." He dropped the wine bowl, stood up, and stood up straight, step by step, like on the playground. Goose step, out of the hall.
As soon as the person left, Yu Zui bowed his body and quickly took out the napkin from the waistband of his trousers. Damn it, so much dripped into his crotch that he couldn't drink Shao Wange. He lifted his trousers and walked towards the bathroom, stealing She was so slippery that she drank too faintly. After washing her face in the bathroom, she felt dizzy for a while when she was facing the wind.
"Sir, sir, which room do you live in?" The waiter came to help someone.
Yu Zui was in a daze, digging around for the room card, he didn't know when he lost it, he muttered: "12... 18... room... room card..."
Uh, he vomited so quickly that the waiter hurriedly dodged, and he went back to the bathroom. After a while, he came out, dragged the waiter, and wanted to go back to the room, but couldn't find the way. A lot of people were carried away today, and several security guards came to carry Yu Zui upstairs.
When the elevator came down again, Zhou Wenjuan and Dong Shaojun rushed out of the restaurant and the restaurant was empty. The two dialed the phone, not to mention Yu Zui, and even the captain could not be found.
It was already nine o'clock in the evening. Today the hotel is reserved, and there are not a few people who drank. The cleaners and waiters picked up more than a dozen mobile phones, room cards, wallets, and documents from the corridors and bathrooms. Some drunks I couldn't find the room at all, and some of them had already lay down, and ran out again wearing shorts. The hotel was so shocked that the hotel was on the verge of an enemy. , don't let it out.
There are drunk people on every floor, the security guard carried this snoring person to the floor, the waiter asked, the security guard went straight to room number 1218, when he reached the door, the security guard patted Yu Zui's face, hey, wake up... enter go to sleep... wake up...
Oh... oh... uh... uh... Yu Zui woke up, and started to uh again. The waiter swiped the door with the management card, left him, and ran away like flying.
When the door was closed, Yu Zui's legs went limp, and he crawled to the bathroom. Uh, uh, he vomited for a long time, then crawled out in extreme discomfort, groped the bed in a daze, climbed onto the bed with difficulty, and fell asleep soundly.
After an unknown amount of time, the door rang, and another drunk man came back, followed the same action, vomited on the toilet for a long time, then fainted and groped the bed, climbed up, I fell asleep peacefully...