The cell phone in his pocket kept ringing, Luo Jialong glanced at it, it was the mouse's call, he just pressed it down and didn't answer it.
Wang Shenxiu, who was beside him, also pressed the phone just now. It was from Xiao Mengqi, but he didn't answer it. Every time they press the button, they give each other a look, which tells each other: I didn't answer.
After pressing the phone, I listened attentively to the lecture.
This non-corporate and non-training lecture was held at the Haitian Hotel. There were only two people from the organizer, but the hotel conference room we rented could accommodate hundreds of people. There were more than 60 people present one after another. Of course, this is not charity. Yes, you need to pay a membership fee of 188 yuan to be eligible for the invitation.
Before the opening, Luo Jialong counted the heads of the people present. He was a little surprised that there is still such a way to make money. Wang Shenxiu told him quietly that this is the entry price.
"Leader?" Luo Jialong was surprised by this title.
"The practice of the Fragrance Hunting Organization is that a rookie will be promoted to squad leader after having sex with five girls; twenty will be promoted to platoon leader, fifty will be promoted to company deputy, and more than a hundred will be promoted to company commander." Wang Shenxiu said.
How many girls have been ranked above, and he heard his big eyes and small eyes, and asked curiously: "How much higher?"
"It's a legend at the top. You can be promoted to the battalion commander after having sex with three hundred girls. As for the level of the head of the Liexiang regiment, you have to be thousands of." Wang Shenxiu said in a low voice.
"Bragging, one thousand? He thought he was Hu Shubao?" Luo Jialong firmly refused to believe it.
"Tsk, if you think about it this way, it doesn't take long to reach this level every time you have a double flight, a threesome or group sex... It doesn't have to be a thousand people, but there are always a few hundred. The lewdness in this world is super It's beyond your imagination." Wang Shenxiu said with a smile.
"Wow, I just discovered today that under your melancholy expression, there is a fiery lustful heart hidden. Awesome." Luo Jialong lost his sentence, but because of this, he began to pay attention to the man on the stage.
"Thank you, this is just a small aspect of my coquettishness. I'm still very conservative when it comes to men and women." Wang Shenxiu said modestly, and gave Luo Jialong a veiled look. It caused Luo Jialong to feel chills, and he said directly that Du Nima, who had been a secret service officer, had failed in his studies, and there must be something wrong with men and women.
It started at seven o'clock in the evening, counted the people who came, and found an interesting phenomenon with Luo Jialong's eyes on the suspect. The crowd was very mixed, there were students who seemed to be inexperienced in the world, and big and small homeboys with shrinking expressions. , there are also casual people from society, and finally there are a few well-dressed men in suits and leather shoes. It is hard to tell if they are civil servants or insurance sellers. These two types of people have the same virtue and like to wear them on any occasion. It's like a dog pretending to be forceful.
"... I don't need to introduce myself, you should all know me, say it out loud, who am I?"
The man on the stage began to speak, waving the electronic pen smartly, there was a burst of clamor from the audience, and the voices of the group leader and the group leader were endless.
"Yes, I am your team leader. I will lead you to build a team of undeserved courage. Today is the elementary course. Many newcomers may question our high fees. Before we start, I promise you one thing , after today's training is over, if any of you feel that the content is empty, you haven't learned anything, and you feel that we are deceiving... This is easy to handle, I will tell you responsibly, leave your account number, and I will pay you The fee will be refunded in full... OK, let's start now."
The man was elegant and sonorous, and his confidence won a round of applause.
"I think it's a lie." Luo Jialong whispered in his ear.
"Pick up girls, just translate it directly. To be precise, don't you just lie to women?" Wang Shenxiu said.
"I mean this training is a lie." Luo Jialong corrected.
"No, this is to teach you how to lie to women." Wang Shenxiu said.
Forget it, Nima couldn't figure it out, Luo Jialong ignored him, his eyes froze at this time, because the light was dim, and the projection behind him hit the white wall behind the leader, it was very clear, mother, better than the police The grade of equipment is still high, Luo Jialong thought to himself, his eyes froze again, whoosh, all kinds of beauties filled the screen.
Under the group leader's classification, there are eight or nine types of female players, courtesans, romantic women, Cinderella types, fox spirits, and appreciative types, with various costumes and postures. It really seemed like that, Luo Jialong subconsciously took out his mobile phone and compared the types of suspects he had discharged, and suddenly felt very ashamed, we did this job well, no one cared about it.
"...the female gamer type is already allergic to men's tentative politeness. In the eyes of female gamers, they know exactly what tricks you are going to play next. If you have nothing new, they will quickly pull you into an unattractive That kind, because you guys who just stare at them and drool with your old lewd eyes, she's seen more than one truck."
"Okay, let's illustrate how to get her attention, so I need to create a little conspiracy, basically, you have a certain opinion or observation about a woman, and these observations make She has mood swings...for example, if she's dressed exactly like a woman, you can hint that you're aware of something that might piss her off, but don't tell her what it is."
"... Let me put it this way, if I tell you what I just saw, you will be angry. OK, the more you don't tell, the more they will ask... When you ask to a certain extent, you tell her, and the moment she is about to get angry, then Continue to tell her your evaluation: the woman who is dressed like you is hiding in a corner, it seems that she is going to be depressed today, because there is someone more radiant than her."
"You can give her a provocative, appreciative, even contemptuous look while saying this, and it's complicated because you don't tell her whether your views are flattering, ignoring or belittling her... women themselves They are complicated animals, but their bodies can't accommodate complicated things, the more complicated they are, the more they want to understand, and the more complicated they become, the more you give them complicated feelings, and you win the time and opportunity to get along with each other."
Laughter started, the team leader talked eloquently, and occasionally played some sneak shots of girls in nightclubs, and some of them were even practiced by him. Swallow.
From gamers to courtesans, from courtesans to Cinderella, from Cinderella to connoisseurs, pictures of different women are switched on the screen one after another, from chatting up to body language, from getting along to sex, the audience is hungry Men's mesmerizing.
"... The key to strike up a conversation is the three-second rule, that is, you must shoot within three seconds of seeing the target. Questions and questions, such as silly words: have you eaten? Bad words: where do you get off? Bad words: have you finished your work? Very low self-confidence: what do you think of this restaurant
None of these will work, you must use declarative sentences instead of interrogative sentences. Imagine that if you have to let the other party make a choice between Yes and No, out of self-protection instinct, MM is usually more likely to give a negative answer, so you have to pretend Full of confidence, for example, you say: I want to know you? Or: How about we walk together? The probability of getting a phone number for such a conversation may be less than ten percent.
If you put it another way, under the same conditions, you say: I am the kind of person you want to know! I am the one who wants to go with you!
OK, doubts have become a show of confidence, and a confident man strikes up a conversation, which is precisely one aspect of MMs to satisfy their self-vanity. In this case, the probability of you getting a call may be 90%, unless you are stupid enough Forgot to ask the MMs for their phone numbers. "
Perhaps because of the elementary course, more explanations are on how to strike up a conversation, how to ask for a phone number, how to use correct facial expressions and body language. With the dazzling campus, library, bus, nightclub and other scenes, just like a wonderful blockbuster, the audience listened with great interest and almost forgot the time.
"It's right to be honest, but it's very difficult to pick up girls. The masters are almost all experts in lying. The so-called sweet words and vows are only part of the knowledge of lying. Women may not like the result of being deceived, but they will be intoxicated by it. The process of being deceived... ”
"Don't be too straightforward with women. Most women like to talk to funny people, and sometimes the language is tit-for-tat, so you don't have to make wise words too clearly. Let them take a little time to chew and understand the hidden meaning in your words... "
"...Picking up girls is a science. The essence of picking up girls is to not deliberately, such as striking up a conversation. You don't have to care about the process, or even what it looks like. It's very simple. Take courage and conquer with your smile and eyes. A single person is often more useful than any deliberate routine...”
"A foreigner named Paul said that my brother's life should be spent in this way. When he looks back on the past, he will not regret because of kidney deficiency and spleen deficiency, and he will not be ashamed because he has no girls. He should proudly say, my life Essence and strength are dedicated to the great career of picking up girls... "
In the dark and dim light, the head of Liexiang is like a learned and wise man. His gestures with ease, his utterance in a simple way, and his humorous language slowly convinced these rookies who were looking forward to meeting beautiful women, at least Luo Jialong He had no intention of asking for the training fee back. Wang Shenxiu noticed him a few times, and this guy was more fascinated than he was.
Explained an example of picking up girls in a nightclub and directly took a pair of sisters away to open the room. The moment they entered the store and opened the room, the lights turned on and the class ended. Under the light, many pao friends drooped their lips and glistened with saliva.
Someone shouted, head, what happened next
"Close the door and go to bed, turn on the lewd mode, the process is ever-changing, but the result remains the same." The head of the group said with a smile, looking at the audience, the concluding remarks came: "Boys, this is the end of today's class, tell me, did you gain anything? "
Of course there are, one after another, someone shouted that it was great, and I will start with the school girl tomorrow. He was a fat otaku, which made everyone laugh.
The effect was really good. The head of the group packed up the handouts, pointed to the audience, and encouraged him: "Thank you for your kindness. For more practical courses, please log in to Liexiang's official website to download and learn. Don't ignore the power of learning, unless you are very If you are rich, all the beauties in the world are destined for you, otherwise you need to study, study, and study... "
Amidst the roar of laughter, the students got up one after another, some asked a few words with the group leader, some took a photo with the group leader with their mobile phones, the group leader was full of witty remarks, and distributed some materials with great interest, this scene should be bigger , It's like an unconditional cult of personality, just like a brainless fan meeting an idol.
"How is this man?" Wang Shenxiu gently moved Luo Jialong with his elbow, perhaps he was the most sober person in the audience.
Luo Jialong seemed to have just recovered from his astonishment, pursed his lips, took a breath, and praised softly: "The suspect who cheated money and sex may not be higher than him."
"Why don't you bring this guy back to the branch office and let's ask for advice?" Wang Shenxiu suggested.
"I think it's okay, maybe it's his apprentice who cheated money and sex, but how old is this guy?" Luo Jialong said in amazement. Looking closely at this time, the leader is very young, less than thirty years old, with a confident smile on his face He is not handsome, but he is indeed very stylish. With a square Chinese character face and tough facial lines, coupled with a height of 1.8 meters, and this mouth, he is nothing more than a killer weapon for women.
No way, Luo Jialong did the math. He earned more than 10,000 yuan for this lesson alone. After renting a house, he could earn several thousand in two hours. Can you please move? He asked Wang Shenxiu uncertainly: "We all If there is no funds, how much will someone ask for?"
"Are you stupid, the police still spend money?" Wang Shenxiu asked rhetorically.
"I understand, let's arrest him on a crime? But he didn't involve obscenity." Luo Jialong said in embarrassment.
"Tsk, why the more you talk, the more stupid you are, let him go by himself." Wang Shenxiu said, with a smirk on his face, Luo Jialong didn't understand, then Wang Shenxiu whispered a few words in his ear, and Luo Jialong grinned his lips in surprise, and asked uncertainly: "Is that okay?"
"He lied to the girl, we lied to him, do you have a conscience to condemn?" Wang Shenxiu asked.
"Not really. Thinking about how honest I am, I just had sex with my girlfriend, and my mother hates him a little bit." Luo Jialong said.
The two discussed in whispers, and the group leader got closer and closer. Perhaps it was a way to win over the members, and he gave each of them a book on picking up girls. Before they could read it, Wang Shenxiu shook hands, gave him an admiring look and said: " Commander, I admire you very much."
"You're welcome, you're so handsome, can you be ignored by women too?" The team leader looked at Wang Shenxiu with a smile, feeling strange.
"I seriously lack self-confidence." Wang Shenxiu said painfully, covering his heart.
"Then you have come to the right place. This is the best place to cultivate your self-confidence. Are you interested in joining the advanced study class?" asked the team leader.
"Of course there is... Besides, I have a request. I don't know if the head of the group can help us." Wang Shenxiu said, and Luo Jialong stepped in at the right time: "I am also interested, and I also lack self-confidence... and there is one in my family who lacks the most. Confident. I don’t know if the team leader can help us.”
The head of the regiment became curious, and Wang Shenxiu motioned to take a step to speak. The head of the regiment was on the road, but was deceived by two ulterior motives to the safety exit outside the corridor. Laughing, the captain clenched his teeth and almost bit his tongue.
"Wow, you have to be harmonized for picking up girls?" The team leader was nervous.
"Don't, we are telling you your identity, so as not to misunderstand, we are your students, you are our idol, how could we arrest you. We learned from you." Wang Shenxiu said.
"Study?" The head of the team was a little skeptical.
"That's right, the rate of bachelors among the police is the highest, so you can't do it if you don't learn how to pick up girls." Luo Jialong said, pointing to himself: "Look at how handsome I am, I can't find a partner, and I'm still single."
"Oh, yes, I understand." The team leader was stunned for a moment, thinking that something was wrong, and asked in amazement: "Didn't you ask me to help solve the police's bachelor problem? We Chinese police can't be so pitiful, right? "
No, no, the two shook their heads together, and then the leader was curious again, Wang Shenxiu asked mysteriously: "Leader, let me ask you a question, have you ever been a police woman?"
"Not really." The team leader said honestly.
"Do you want to soak?" Wang Shenxiu asked.
"I don't want to." The leader said, Wang Shenxiu and Luo Jialong looked at him with a smile, he added with a smile: "There is something wrong with not wanting to."
"I'll give you a chance, do you want to try?" Wang Shenxiu said again.
The head of the regiment looked at the two policemen, and asked cautiously, "You won't be beaten, right? Or, you want to give me a woman?"
The three of them smiled, and the distance got closer, Luo Jialong flashed the photos saved on his phone, take a look, isn't it ugly
Hey, not ugly at all, at least a ninety-ninety beauty, with a bright police uniform, is called a heroic figure, even the leader of the countless Yueniu, his eyes are straight, he is stunned , He was puzzled, he stared blankly at the two policemen and said: "Come on, such a beautiful policewoman has either been raped a long time ago, or has been unspoken. It's our turn to fuck."
Hey, you don't understand, he is my sister, my cousin... My cousin Kochi, a police officer with a bachelor's degree, later went abroad to study and get a master's degree. Delayed, after her ex-boyfriend left her, she closed her heart to all men and adhered to celibacy until now. Commander... You said, seeing a beauty grow old, seeing a beauty fade away, my cousin can't bear it, not to mention anything else, just my aunt, urging me to die three times a day Introduce a boyfriend to my cousin and let her get out of the psychological trough.
Luo Jialong narrated this sad story in a sad tone, and the head of the regiment was ready to move when he heard it, and then he said Luo Jialong's purpose: "So, you want to ask me to go out and pick up on your cousin?"
"Yes, with the commander's handsomeness and charm, she will definitely rekindle her confidence in love." Luo Jialong said.
"But... is this appropriate? She is a policeman." The head hesitated.
"Why is it inappropriate? The police also need a love life? It's okay. You want to become my cousin-in-law. I can't wish for it. Even if it doesn't work out, I can ask her out and let her have more contact with the outside world. That is also a merit." One piece." Luo Jialong said.
"This..." The head of the group was eager to go now, probably because his identity as a policeman made him a little hesitant.
"You make an offer, we'll give you the money if you want it, and we must help you with this." Wang Shenxiu begged with a bitter face.
"No, no, what money do you need for help? Aren't we all friends? Right... OK, but."
"Don't worry, I'll take you there tomorrow and introduce you to where she works."
"It's a deal, we'll pick you up early tomorrow morning."
This match was just right, the head of the group exchanged phone numbers and addresses very quickly, agreed on a time and a meeting place, and just said goodbye and went downstairs, before leaving the hotel lobby. The group leader chased him out of the elevator and shouted from a distance: "Hey, Xiao Luo, Shenxiu... wait for me, let's have supper together, I treat you."
Luo Jialong pursed his lips, and Wang Shenxiu bit his lips. They looked at each other with smirks, and when they looked back, they turned into excited smiles again. They said to Qi Qi, the group leader who was chasing after him in the same excitement:
"Okay, thank you, Captain!"
It really was the guest invited by the head of the group, and the two of them calculated their meals and drinks, and almost paid back the training fee. It seems that the head of the group has a way of dealing with women, but he is not good at dealing with men. set…