"The details mentioned below are all secrets. If anyone takes out of this room, be careful and I will beat him up."
Yu Zui was very generous and honest, which surprised everyone. He explained with a smile: "Because it has something to do with Brother Biao, integrity can be lost, but reputation must be. Do you agree?"
Agree, everyone nodded vigorously, the most moved was the mouse, pulling the chair, humbly inviting Yu Zui to sit down, saying, Yu Er, I know you so much, today I finally see you will Don't make fun of me with this matter.
Yu Zui squinted his eyes, giggled, several people suppressed their laughter, Yu Zui didn't sit down, patted the mouse, comforted him wordlessly, then took a cursory glance at the listed information, looked at the mouse again and said: " Insufficient characteristics, as the only witness, you missed something."
"What?" The mouse was stunned, and he was about to miss it. He should be the one who knows the most.
"Think about it again, close contact, what's missing, for example..." Yu Zui gestured for length, and the mouse stroked his head wonderingly: "My height is about the same as mine, remove the high heels... it should be about 1.65 meters, the awl The face is very white, and the body is thin... that..."
"You're going to miss a key part, believe it or not, I don't care about you?" Yu Zui threatened, and then touched the chest to give the mouse a hint.
As soon as the mouse bit its lip, it drooped its eyes furiously, and dared not say anything, ouch, others saw it, and it really did exist.
"Say it quickly." Yu Zui roared.
"That, that's not considered a feature... just... big breasts, 34D breasts..." Mouse replied shyly, then opened his eyes and looked at Yu Zui with embarrassment.
It was really a shocking secret, so startled that several people giggled, Yu Zui frowned, his facial features moved together, and suddenly he burst out laughing.
"You... are you fucking kidding me?" The mouse went into flames.
"I just want to prove my judgment. I can make you completely relax your vigilance, Brother Biao. I really can't think of any other way except this way. And you can't describe her accurate features clearly. Then I I just thought about it, where was my attention at that time?... I don’t blame you, Brother Biao, in the same situation, I might only pay attention to the chest and not the face.” Yu Zui said with a smile.
Oh, it's almost the same, the mouse stroked his chest, and the resentment was suppressed.
The others were still laughing. Yu Zui sat down at this time, pointed at the mouse and said, "You can just stand up and talk, and review the situation in detail. It's okay, and there is no chance to make mistakes anyway. Details, all the details."
When they heard this kind of details, they clamored and urged the mouse, the mouse hesitated, answered shyly, their eyes wandered, and they paused a few times, but at least they told the story, and Luo Jialong fell on the table with a smile after hearing it. Brother Biao was so deceitful that he took off all his clothes. Who would have thought that something would happen at that time.
"Brother Biao, you are too into the show, maybe that girl really thinks you are a rich man." Lin Chenxin judged.
"But why didn't you hook up with someone before going to the bar?" Mouse was puzzled.
"That's because, expecting you to be a local tyrant can't get rid of the shock caused by your big pie face... It doesn't matter if you are a female liar, people are asking for money, not for sun." Lin Chenxin said, mouse breath I have to copy the guy, I don’t have a weapon, and I want to take off my shoes, Du Lei hurriedly stopped him, and said straight: "Don't, Brother Biao, if you say that, I can help you."
"You!?" Mouse twisted his face and looked at the silly Du Lei.
Du Lei didn't say a word, there was something to rely on, he took out the super-large-screen mobile phone, looked for something, turned it over, and put it in front of the mouse's face, the mouse gave an "uh" in surprise, his neck straightened back, Lin Chenxin was snickering , Luo Jialong and Yu Zui didn't know what it was, so they came together to see, uh, the two of them were stimulated again and again, not much better than a mouse.
Breasts, breasts, hundreds of pictures of beautiful breasts.
"I didn't notice, Comrade Du Leisi, your appearance is as dirty as your heart." Luo Jialong commented with a smile.
"It's a strange person, you can't do it without admiration." Yu Zui said.
"General, don't engage in personality cults, veterinarians collect more than me." Du Lei said, upon hearing this, all the policemen looked at Lin Chenxin together, Lin Chenxin covered his face and said embarrassedly: "This is No explanation, it involves my privacy."
"Then what do you mean?" Yu Zui asked Du Lei, seeing that he was eager to try.
Du Lei asked awe-inspiringly: "Have you ever heard of knowing cunt by face?"
"You know this?" The mouse was stunned, and all the policemen were stunned. This is a legendary magic skill.
"He will." Du Lei pointed at Lin Chenxin, and Lin Chenxin's face was contorted. Nima was careless in making friends. Yu Zui felt that he had strayed from the topic, and interrupted: "This, we will discuss this later, it has nothing to do with this case. .”
"No, no, it can be as difficult as that. Can you guarantee that he doesn't know how to read milk and know people?" Du Lei said, everyone was stunned by Lei, and Du Lei added: "Veterinary medicine is a big subject, he touches it through his clothes. Grandma, we all know that woman has had an abortion... that's kung fu."
"What do you mean: this breast...may reflect other information?" Yu Zui asked puzzled.
"That's right. Brother Biao didn't see clearly, he must have seen the milk clearly, maybe he took a bite of it." Du Lei said.
Heck, the mouse patted his forehead and covered his face by the way. Du Lei noticed this action. He was overjoyed and pointed at the mouse and said, "Look, I guessed it, I can be a detective."
This mouse is so embarrassing, the face is not the face, the nose is not the nose, the rest of the people laughed crookedly, and shifted their focus to the veterinarian. When asked about this, the veterinarian nodded and really came up with a theory. Of course, this kind of The situation reflected by the appearance is not generally difficult, and the mouse must cooperate.
Come on, Du Lei took hundreds of pictures and asked the mouse to pick them. They were hundreds of pairs of beautiful breasts. After just one screen, the mouse was dazzled.
"I can't do this... Come on, Brother Luo, you can make these pictures as masters, put them into the computer, and do it bit by bit..."
Lin Chenxin said, Luo Jialong was excited, connected to the computer, copied the pictures, and it was done, Du Lei dragged the mouse and shouted, come quickly, see the milk...
Everyone was giggling, their interest was high, and they really wanted to see the secret skills of veterinarians.
It's very simple, put a picture of breasts, and ask the mouse, is the skin color correct? No, be more explicit.
Areola size? bigger than this? It's still small... When the mouse said it was small, Luo Jialong's hand moved, shrinking the pixels on the picture.
Where's the nipple? big? It's still small... How about the particles on the head... When you look at it, do you see firmness, or is it slightly drooping
By the way, you have to talk about the feel, whether it is soft or elastic.
As for the thick-skinned mouse, he always blushed when asked about it, but seeing the veterinarian didn't look like a joke. Yu Zui was secretly amazed, put his thoughts aside, and watched the veterinarian's performance.
After working for more than ten minutes, the result came out. A pair of snow-white, huge breasts with a pair of purple beads sticking out appeared in front of my eyes.
"Haven't had an abortion, let alone had a baby; she's not used to wearing a bra made of steel; she doesn't know how to use that kind of cheap bra... Well, if Biao is right, it's very elastic, I doubt she ever did Body shaping, or exercises like yoga. She must have depilated her underarms... Needless to say, the skin is very white and delicate, which may be natural." Stupidly, puzzled to look at him.
"How do you know you haven't had an abortion?" the mouse asked.
"After pregnancy, the nipple and areola will increase at the same time, and this part will become soft. If you see this, then you should not have it. This part of a woman before pregnancy is the most beautiful." The veterinarian said.
"What about the bra?" Luo Jialong asked.
"Steel core brackets will damage the structure of the breasts and affect the appearance after a long time. Most women who pay attention to the appearance of the body will not choose this kind of bracket. Not to mention silicon stickers, which will affect the breathability of the skin. Now, it will breed some other problems..." said the veterinarian.
"Where's the body?" Yu Zui asked.
"If a woman wants to have such a good breast, do you think she will not pay attention to maintenance? Speaking of which, she relies on it for a living." The veterinarian said.
"Do you know about hair removal?" Mouse asked in amazement. He missed this detail. Now that I think about it, I really can't see the underarm hair.
The veterinarian made a strange movement, grabbed Du Lei, pulled him to his chest, and explained in a breastfeeding position: "When this movement occurs, if the breastfeeding side sees thick And long armpit hair, it will be unappetizing... Therefore, most women, especially beautiful women, know how to remove hair, and it is even more necessary if they want to eat youth."
Shocked and stunned, Du Lei was proud of himself, and looked at the policemen with a smile, and began to panic. The veterinarian secretly glanced at him and smiled. This is comprehensive medicine and his experience in picking up girls. I'm afraid the police will never understand. How difficult it is to acquire this kind of knowledge requires the accumulation of a lot of practical experience.
"It's amazing." Mouse said enviously for a long time.
"It's a pity not to be a policeman." Yu Zui laughed, and the two of them had fun, then Yu Zui changed the subject and said, "It's a pity to be a policeman."
"In view of the fact that more and more women are committing crimes, you should hire an expert like me." Lin Chenxin said, but he was not sure, and turned to Luo Jialong and asked, "Is it useful?"
"Is this... useful?" Luo Jialong was not sure, and asked Yu Zui.
"Maybe it's useful, I found that dick last time, but this time I can't find the pair of tits?" Mouse grinned.
Everyone laughed, turned left, turned right, and turned to the dirty road again, even Luo Jialong was distracted, surprised that Du Lei could collect so many clear beautiful pictures, hundreds of pairs of beautiful pictures Putting breasts on a screen is a spectacle. Even through the great Du Niang, it is impossible to search for such valuable and aesthetically pleasing good things.
"What is this? Do you want a beautiful Yin map? I still have a few hundred more. I'll tell you sometime. There's a lot of knowledge here, isn't it Chen Xin? Sometimes I teach them." Du Lei said. Authentic.
When everyone was laughing, Lin Chenxin couldn't hold back his face anymore, and scolded coyly: "Fuck you, don't say you know me when you go out. How artistic things are like pornography in your mouth."
As soon as the two brothers fell out, everyone was laughing again and again, Luo Jialong asked for instructions in a low voice, and the mouse stared at a screen of beautiful pictures in a daze.
Yu Zui pondered for a while, this sudden inspiration gave him a lot of inspiration, he had no choice but to go through the formed idea again, then he knocked on the table to signal:
"Be quiet, let's combine everyone's wisdom. This flaw may be bigger than I thought."
Yu Zui said, at this time, everyone has swept away the decadence just now, and they are full of energy. Yes, although she made a perfect dress, but she met a brother veterinarian who understands people's clothes. This layer of camouflage is about to be peeled off Already...