"... Well, thin, 1.65 meters tall, about 7 cm high heels, 20 cm difference between upper and lower bust, E cup, awl face, wavy hairstyle, slightly dyed hair... the neck should be..."
Lin Chenxin turned around and asked the mouse, but his tone changed: "Did you notice her collarbone when you saw her for the first time? It's here."
It's the shoulder blades, the mouse thought about it, shook his head, but nodded again immediately, as if he really noticed it, the large white area on the chest was blindingly white, and the small bay with shallow clavicle on the shoulder flashed in the sight, don't remind me , still can't figure it out.
"Shoulders and waist are relatively well-proportioned, and the neck should be longer...here." Lin Chenxin instructed.
A woman dressed as an office worker deftly moves the mouse under the command of the veterinarian, and a beautiful woman changes on the computer screen.
What the mouse didn't expect was that there is also this kind of clothing design software that can directly match your clothes according to your appearance and height. The high-end clothing area is dedicated to serving rich people. The mouse is a policeman. heard about it.
I have to admit that the veterinarian brother is a genius in this area. He struck up a conversation with this girl in three sentences, and made up a set. My brother has a lover who is in his dreams. If he wants to choose some clothes for her, he should match his attentive face. And tip, successfully hired "detection" technicians.
By the way, the service for local tyrants is expensive, and the tip is only 200 yuan.
Police portrait painters tend to be objective, and what they describe is the shape of the face, but for those who have only seen one side, only witnessed by the mouse, and are sperm-conscious and only pay attention to the chest and legs, there is really no cure. Reliability will be greatly reduced. Lin Chenxin went in the opposite direction, without painting his face, he was trying to restore the fragmented image of the beautiful woman in the mouse's mouth with clothing and accessories.
The image, the vaguely described image, slowly appeared on the computer screen.
Uh... the mouse made an "uh" sound, Lin Chenxin was taken aback and thought he was wrong, turned to look at the mouse, only to find that a girl with a half-exposed chest and a short skirt below her hips was swaying in the direction of his gaze. Passing by, Brother Biao was drooling and watching obsessively. He quickly kicked the mouse to signal calmness, calmness.
Poor, the poor policeman has never seen such a violent scene.
Seeing that the mouse was out of control, he pulled it aside and said in a low voice, "Demeanor, Brother Biao, can you maintain your demeanor?"
"What a shame, how come everyone is dressed like a girl who has lost her footing, who can bear it." Mouse said.
The so-called fashion means wearing less and less, and the so-called fashion means showing more and more. Lin Chenxin did a lot of research on this. He said: "If you can't wear temptation, what's the point of the clothes? It makes your heart flutter, which means they are very successful."
"Wouldn't it be more successful if you don't wear it. The rate of return will be overwhelming." Mouse said.
"Can the eyes of pornography and aesthetics be the same? Stand still and don't look around." Lin Chenxin said a few words, and got busy again.
The expert is a teacher, for this brand new environment, the mouse that knows nothing can't move, the veterinarian is so busy, but he feels very sorry and dare not do it again.
Soon, the configuration of the computer took shape. Lin Chenxin gestured to the mouse to look at it, but the mouse's eyes had already widened.
The back view, the black dress, the bumpy figure, the slender jade legs, and the exquisite curves, he nodded repeatedly, it was too similar, and there were too many overlaps with the vague impression in his memory.
"This kind of dress is very bold, but if the skin is very white, the strong contrast will be more effective, and the hairstyle will not be abrupt if you change it at will... Make up for her height a little bit, even a runway model is nothing more than that... The neck is very long, this It's the so-called nine-headed beauty... If you match it like this, the strappy high-heeled shoes with pendants, in black and white, or rich purple, can bring out her temperament. It's not elegant, it should be restrained, but it's very public when displayed The temperament is very attractive... "
The designer moved by hand. She quickly sketched out the matching of several clothes for this figure.
The graphics and electronic files were quickly handed over to Lin Chenxin. The designer who took the tip was very attentive and wanted to help them choose clothes. How could the money be wasted? He walked away with the mouse, made two turns, and quietly left from the safe exit.
"Is it useful?" Mouse asked in a daze, took a few photos to print, and was in a daze.
"There is one more feature: she knows how to match clothes, which means that this woman has good taste, and she is definitely not comparable to a woman who hooks up with foreign merchants and engages in fairy dances. If you often go to places like high society, the circle will not It's huge. Do you think it's useful?" Lin Chen asked.
"It looks like it, but where can I find it?" The mouse was a little impatient.
"Picking up girls is the same as finding someone. Don't be in a hurry. You have to find out the enemy's situation and target... Brother Biao, do you know why you can't pick up girls? It's really not because you are ugly, but because you are too lewd. You can see the 'bed' from your eyes, not to mention those women, if you only think of pressing her under your crotch, and don't appreciate it, you will not even be able to realize your wish to be under your crotch." Lin Chenxin Educating.
As soon as the mouse drooped his eyebrows, Lin Chenxin immediately realized that Brother Biao's self-esteem might be hurt, but unexpectedly, Brother Biao curled his lips and said: "Just seeing the bed, sometimes I want to have a car shocking field battle or something, you can see it in your eyes." Is it?"
Ouch, the brother veterinarian was so stimulated that he raised his middle finger in pain: "Damn, if you are so lewd, how could your wife fall in love with you back then."
"Get out, I was very innocent back then, it was my wife who chased me, don't you believe it?" the mouse said seriously.
However, apart from irritating the veterinarian so much that his stomach hurts from laughing, he really can't win people's trust.
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"Genius, genius..."
Yu Zui looked at the pictures and text messages received on his phone and said with emotion. Everyone sees the grotesque world differently. As a veterinarian, Yu Zui only feels that his knowledge is too shallow, whether it is about women or cases.
Du Lei asked what's the matter, and Yu Zui said with emotion: "Your veterinarian brother, I found the clothes and underwear styles that the female suspect may be wearing. And based on the styles, I judged the general personality... Hehe, Queen type, Introverted on the surface but flamboyant in substance, according to his judgment, it should be the kind whose heart is higher than the sky and whose life is thinner than paper. Hehe, it makes sense. The woman who handles this kind of case must have experienced something unimaginable by ordinary people. It will toughen their nerves."
"Oh, he's good at this, not to mention looking for underwear, he even washed women's underwear." Du Lei said.
"Hey, Du Lei, there are countless veterinarian girls, do you have a formal girlfriend?" Yu Zui asked suddenly.
"How is it possible, how boring is it to just sleep with one?" Du Lei took it for granted, Yu Zui was amused, and also, who wouldn't want to have a few more Nirvana? However, married men and unmarried men may have different ideas. He said casually: "In the end, I always have to find someone who will live the rest of my life. If it keeps like this, it won't be interesting after a long time."
"No, the more you fall in love with women, the more you realize that the real thing is friendship... just like the more people you know, the more you want to be friends with dogs." Du Lei said, making a firm conclusion.
Yu Zui laughed until his stomach twitched. He stopped the car and praised, "Genius, you are also a genius."
"Hey Yu Chu, can I be a policeman today? I really want to wear a police uniform." Du Lei asked after Yu Zui.
Yu Zui smiled and said: "Ordinary people can make do with being a policeman, but you pair of geniuses want to be a policeman, how aggrieved. Besides, you are used to prodigal, and you are so successful, are you afraid that you will scare Dad out of high blood pressure?"
"That's not right, all the property is under my control." Du Lei said excitedly, the words made Yu Zui speechless.
At this time, the two walked into the Xuefu Road Police Station, and the director was already waiting there to greet them. Director Yu of the corps is quite famous in the police circle, so he must be someone the grassroots police stations look up to, and there must be a case. When he asked about the big golden bowl, the director had a bitter face as if he had eaten a bedbug.
"Huh? There seems to be something hidden. Director Gao, tell me about his situation and his report. Why didn't I find it on the intranet." Yu Zui asked.
"Director Yu, don't listen to him being careless. This is a well-known strange flower and a scourge. It has harmed our police station more than once." Director Gao said bitterly.
"He harmed you? Let's hear it, why is he more wronged than Dou E?" Yu Zui was surprised, and Du Lei was surprised. It can't be that the police are more miserable than ordinary people.
"You don't know how fucked up this guy is. The year before last, he reported to the police that someone had smashed and robbed his store. We rushed to the police and brought a few of the troublemakers back to the police station. This is great. It has offended relatives and friends The 20th and 30th people who came came and sat and refused to leave, saying that we were perverting the law for personal gain. Guess what? This fucking big golden bowl owes someone money and refuses to pay them. Director Gao sighed.
Yu Zui was stunned, this kind of bad thing happens often, the jokes are told, he is busy all day long, the cheapest is 110.
Director Gao looked at the sad face, he was definitely not pretending, he clapped his hands, and talked about the big golden bowl like a prodigal:
"Also, when the orange age was in, this guy probably went to drink flower wine. He was slaughtered for more than 20,000 yuan for a drink. He was happy when he consumed it, but his flesh hurt after consumption... When he came back to report to us, he said that the lady lied to him. The booze isn't worth that much money, let's give him some damage back..."
Laughing dumbfoundingly, he added: "There is something even more weird. Last year, this guy got a prostitute somewhere, got dirty, and came back to report the crime. This guy has already practiced so well, He didn't take prostitution seriously, and didn't tell him that the woman was sick. It was too unprofessional. He said that the rights and interests of clients of prostitutes are also protected by law. If someone spreads about AIDS or something about him, if he spreads the word again, it will not be a threat to public safety... It is impossible to say that the police are afraid of him..."
Du Lei couldn't help laughing, just now he felt that the Big Golden Bowl was a bit weird, but he didn't expect it to be so weird.
This is like a story about a wolf coming. If a wolf is really coming, I am afraid no one will believe him because of Da Jin Wan's words and deeds. Yu Zui smiled and asked: "But he was cheated of 80,000 yuan, which is not a small amount."
"Don't listen to his nonsense. There is a lot of water in his words. I know this. After the next year, it seems that the car was cheated away. After turning around, the liar discussed selling the car to him again... He was caught again. I cheated 80,000 yuan, right? Haha, it’s true or not, don’t worry about it, just ask, if this guy doesn’t get cheated by women ten or eight times a year, he won’t be able to pass the New Year. The business of the wholesale department is really good , All of this has been tossed about by him. His daughter-in-law married three times, and they couldn't live with him. Once separated, he even sued his wife, sued his wife for hiding his property... Ouch, this man can make you so hard I can't laugh or cry." Director Gao said.
"So, no case was filed?" Yu Zui asked with a smile.
It is a violation of the regulations to receive cases without filing them, but in reality, in the face of huge public security and criminal cases, the limited police force may not be able to handle them at all. There is no solution at all. So many will choose not to file a case because of the assessment.
Director Gao saw that Yu Zui's face was still good, so he whispered boldly: "Then the case will be filed. If it is fake, it will be a joke. If it is true, we will definitely not be able to solve it. How many liars are there now? Guang Fu Lu In this area, every year there are just fake recruitments to deceive college students, and I don’t know how many there are.”
The implication is that ordinary people can't protect them, let alone this kind of weirdness. Besides, for someone who is so disgusting like this, I am afraid that most of them will feel the same about him: he deserves it.
A few words of politeness, a few words of pleasantries, and a few cigarettes, Director Gao felt a sudden affection for this well-known Yu Chu, and he didn't mean to reprimand him with a straight face at all. He said politely, it might be related to other cases, if necessary, just cooperate with him, he understands this kind of thing, if he can do it, he will do it if the conditions are sufficient, if he really can't do it, there is no cure.
After staying for a short time, director Gao sent the two away and was busy with other things in the institute.
Du Lei was not entirely satisfied with Yu Zui's expression, and asked while driving, "Yu Chu, why are you acting so cowardly?"
"How should that be?" Yu Zui asked with a smile.
"You should stop drinking, call out all the little police officers, and give them a hard time one by one... Your main team doesn't have any prestige at all, it seems like you're talking nice things to someone else's police," Du Lei said.
"It's not easy. In a public security area with tens of thousands of people, there are only a few dozen police officers. It's good if there are no accidents. If you find trouble for them, you feel good about it." Yu Zui said.
There was a bit of sincerity in the words, and it was not like the usual cheapness that hurt others. Du Lei blinked, and his affection for Yu Jian doubled all of a sudden.
"That's it, that's right... Tell me, can you believe what you said about this big golden bowl?" Du Lei asked.
"It should be true, it's meaningless for him to lie." Yu Zui said.
"That can't be so bad. After all, he is a profiteer. It doesn't matter how the car was cheated. Then he sent someone another 80,000 yuan and was cheated again. Also, this guy can afford a BMW, but he doesn't buy insurance .” Du Lei said with a smile.
"This just shows that the liar has figured out his character... lustful, low awareness of precautions, he will be fooled as soon as he is seduced, his property will be taken away, and his car insurance will not be checked, and the messy receipt may be useful to the victim. Set up a scam again... 80,000 yuan to buy back the car and worthless receipts. It's a good deal for the victim when he thinks about it. As he said, it will take a month or two to make up for the lost documents and bank cards... One It's not easy to deal with liars, so the degree of authenticity increases, and then you send money, and then you are fooled." Yu Zui said, this fully shows that it is not people who are lied to by liars, but your heart.
"I lost my car and reported it to the police, so the police don't care?" Du Lei asked incredulously.
"It doesn't matter, but the fact is that if you take out commercial theft insurance, the police will do their best to investigate, because the insurance company will pay part of the cost if you get it back... But without this commercial insurance, you have to sit in the back row. Because even if it is recovered, the police will not be able to ask the victim for money... So, instead of waiting indefinitely, it is better to settle with the liar in private." Yu Zui said.
Therefore, he continued to be deceived. From Yu Zui's smile, Du Lei sensed a deep helplessness, just like a person on the edge like him, who can only be optimistic about his own one-acre and three-point land. And things outside of the body, more often it is helpless.
"I think this kind of guy can't answer him. Anyone who has been cheated by sex deserves what he deserves, including Brother Biao." Du Lei said, smiling.
"Yes, they should get retribution. But those who engage in sex and cheating should get retribution even more. It's already bad enough, and they have been tossed to the point of being fucked." Yu Zui said, without preaching, but more persuasive.
This sentence seemed to have touched Du Lei, and Du Lei was a little envious of this quiet, sharp-eyed criminal policeman for no reason, and he suddenly said: "Yu Chu, I want to be a policeman. Such a dream, why do I always feel that you all take this as a joke?"
"Dreams, aren't they all jokes?" Yu Zui glanced at him, his expression so serious that it was so ridiculous that he couldn't bear to be shocked. He smiled and said, "It's a good thing to have dreams, but what dreams can bring you is not good. It’s a good thing, and whether you realize it or not, you will regret it.”
Du Lei was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding what Yu Zui meant, so he stopped asking. He dialed the phone and asked the veterinarian where to go for dinner. He probably planned to have a drink or two and invite a few people out to play.
This is his life, but it seems to have lacked originality and dullness.
The car drove straight to the end of Xuefu Road, a postal savings office, and checked the remittance records of a certain day four months ago. For the big gold bowl, it needs to be defrauded again, and these scammers may be better than Yu Zui's judgment level Even higher, who would believe that they would actually use the stolen goods as bait to cheat again.
The situation is true, there was indeed a remittance of 80,000 yuan that day, and the remittance was made by the name of the big golden bowl: Wan Qinfen!