The hardest part of time is not when you are desperate, quite the opposite, but when you feel hope is near. At this time, people will worry about gains and losses, and their mood will undergo a subtle change.
In the morning, he would listen to the sound of the barn door opening. As long as the guard appeared at the door, he would be the first to sit down with great anticipation, waiting for the roll call and Thunder's word to change his fate. When I was disappointed in the morning, there was noon, when I was disappointed at noon, and at night, I just worried about gains and losses for a few more days, as if my whole person had changed all of a sudden.
Even Heizi, whose IQ was not very high, noticed this change. In almost a week, Yu Xiaoer didn't keep sinking as before, but got along more harmoniously with the scum in the warehouse.
During this day's wind, he pulled Fu Laotou and asked, "Old Fu, what's wrong with Yu Er?"
What the questioner refers to is that the prisoner is extremely close to the people, playing with the newcomers and old criminals in the warehouse.
"I guess I'm going out." Fu Guosheng said with a smile.
"Really?" Heizi didn't believe it.
"I can't fake it. I have this virtue when I'm about to go out. The more I feel that I'm about to go out, the more difficult life will be." Fu Guosheng said with emotion, the vicissitudes of life learned in his voice are so strong, why is he not like this, he feels that The prison boss has become more friendly during this time. Abu asked the cell boss enviously: "Old Fu, will you come back to see us when you go out?"
"Of course you have to watch it. If you don't watch it, you won't be considered brothers." Fu Guosheng replied as a matter of course, and a burst of noise interrupted the conversation of several people, but it was Yu Zui and Short Hair who were having fun. This old thief is demonstrating by himself, he can tell where you put the "money"-shaped items at a glance, and he can get it right eight or nine times out of ten, but unexpectedly Yu Zui is involved, and he will criticize this thing, First look at the pocket, second look at the face, if it really doesn't work, you will see it if you cheat. The crowd didn't believe it, so they compared it a bit, hey, Yu Zui made few mistakes, and he was able to catch up with the old thief's short hair.
For example, if you put it in your pocket, Yu Er will know it at a glance; for example, when you stuff it in your trouser waist, Yu Eryi points to the pocket, and when the man frowns, his hand changes shape and brushes it away from the trouser waist. Here's another one, Gua Wa doesn't believe in evil, hides it well, and stands proudly, as if saying, you won't be able to find it this time. Unexpectedly, Yu Zui didn't even look for it, so he teased, "Gua Wa, what the hell are you doing? Are you hiding it in your crotch?"
Hey, looking at Guawa in surprise, the onlookers couldn't help but yank on the guy's pants, and a pile of fake money made of newspapers fell to the ground. Kuozui was happy, and shouted admiringly: "Second brother, you have two skills, even worse than Shorthair."
Yu Zui is also a teenager at heart. He already has the potential to be a profiteer, and he has experienced in the scum. This kind of trick is much faster than others. He smiled and said: "What is this? There is such a big place on people If you can't see it, you can cheat it out, if you can't see it, except that there is only the back of the neck in the crotch, his head is straight, it must be caught in the small head below."
This is a fraudulent method, and the remaining crimes are not sure, but looking at Guawana's virtue, it is very certain. What he said made the prisoners laugh out loud, and even Shorthair gave a thumbs up sincerely, and then played a game of "picking bags" with everyone. This is a technical job, and it is necessary to take advantage of the "owner" to "clip" things away at the moment his attention is diverted. The real thief is not how high the technical level is, but the timing is quite precise.
At this time, you can see the skill of the old thief with short hair. Those two fingers are comparable to Lu Xiaofeng's two fingers holding Tianwai Feixian. Stretch out your hand in your pocket, trousers, or under your armpit, and steal it all at once, and everyone can do it.
Everyone knows that these two fingers are like a cash machine when used on the street, on the bus, or on the subway.
This made Yu Zui very curious, since he was used to seeing his dad hooking with both hands when he was a child, the scales would be short of catties and short of two, it was the same as this thing, and he was quick to play. Either by shaking the heavy end of the scale, or by pointing at the contents of the scale, the transaction will be completed at the highest moment, that is a slap in the face, and he has already practiced it proficiently. So he took advantage of Short Mao and accidentally stuffed it into his pocket with a smile and patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Short Mao, you think nothing of heroes in the world, you are going to stumble."
"No, second brother, I'll teach them how to go out and hang out." Short Mao proudly said, as soon as he spoke, there was laughter all around, Short Mao was startled, and patted his pocket, the newspaper he just stole from the Yunnan guy was gone Immediately, Yu Zui's hand spread out, and it came out. He patted his shoulder with one hand, and the other hand was already in. He stared at Yu Zui with short hair in surprise, and said sternly, "Second brother, genius...you are a thief. You are a genius, I studied with my master for three years before I became a teacher, and you will be able to do it after three days."
Everyone roared with laughter, Yu Zui's face was neither red nor dark, but his heart skipped a beat. After searching for so many years, he just found out that this is the most suitable environment for him today, and he burst into tears!
"I fucking believe now that Yu Er is a thief." Heizi Ruan Lei said with a smile. As a member of the leadership team, he seldom entertains with the subordinates. Yu Zui is a special case, and he has no leadership "frame" at all. Fu Guosheng looked at Yu Zui, who was talking and laughing, and said with a smile: "I've said it all, he is a thief with pursuit, you don't believe me."
By this time, Heizi still didn't believe it. He just felt that the cell boss had overestimated Yu Zui because he was strangled. Unexpectedly, Fu Guosheng counted on his fingers. If you do the math, his specialties are not just one. , not inferior to you, the quality of joining the hand-cutting party is excellent, right
The sunspots have no objection to this. Boss Fu said again, it’s one thing to be cruel and hurt. If you don’t believe me, think about how he punishes people. At most, we can beat people up. Well, not everyone can learn this.
That's true, Heizi laughed, remembering Yu Zui's bad ideas, asking you to draw a beautiful woman and masturbate at the plane; or you can drink cold water while reciting "Golden Cup of Sake Wine Dou Shiqian", and you will get vomiting and diarrhea; Or just simulate an interrogation, specifically when you broke, how old you are, with whom, how you did it, how you made the prisoner blush, who can't tell the details, go to the urinal and reflect Go there, you may see the details of the excretion of all prisoners in the warehouse, and the people who reflect there will collapse after a long time.
"The key is more than that. Haven't you noticed that since we had a fight, there has been no more fierce fighting in the barn?" Fu Laotou said again. Heizi and Abu thought about it. Northerners, thieves, robbers, fellow villagers and foreigners are often in a difficult situation, either because someone steals something from someone else, or because someone steals someone's food, they are always beaten badly, and this warehouse seems to be It didn't happen. A Bu felt strange, he remembered that the guy from Yunnan who was the least likely to get along with others in the barn was also watching with great interest in the group of thieves, and occasionally talked to Yu Zui. By the way, he remembered again. For Brother Yu, he had an indescribable feeling. Fear is not the main thing. Apart from fear, there seems to be some gratitude. At least when he was the most devout, he was a People who are silent and respectful.
"Oh, indeed, he gets along well with everyone." Heizi nodded, acquiescing. He remembered that Yu Er would often give leftovers, cigarette butts, and old clothes to those who needed it most. He was indeed a scumbag. their hearts.
"So, this is a compound talent. Don't look at being a thief now, he may become the king of thieves in the future." Fu Guosheng said awe-inspiringly, which made Heizi and Abu laugh out loud.
Scumbags are also happy as scumbags. These days, they are extraordinarily happy.
As long as there is no war in the prison, it has always been this kind of life that is neither salty nor dull. The first meal was rice with melons and vegetables; the second meal was melons and vegetables with rice, which has not changed at all since he came in. After the second meal of the day, Fu Guosheng took a cigarette outside the vent warehouse as usual, and quietly lit it. Calling Yu Zui, when Yu Zui came out, he was unexpectedly given preferential treatment. It turned out to be a Ruan Zhonghua, and the old Fu dared to hide some good stuff. Sobbing, he asked, "Second brother, are you sure you will be let go?"
"It shouldn't be wrong. I was lucky that day. I only had two hundred yuan in my wallet. If I hadn't beaten him up, I might have released him at the police station... I have a few friends who are porters outside, and they helped me walk around. Relationship, the interrogator paid off, and he said that he doesn’t need to go to labor camp.” Yu Zui said, the words that came out of his mouth were confessed by the mouse, but he didn’t expect it to be used.
But he was a little puzzled by what he used. He looked at Fu Guosheng's changing face, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, old Fu, didn't you say you're going out soon? What's going on?"
"I said it half a month ago, this bureaucracy kills people, and the efficiency is too low." Lao Fu sighed authentically, and worried that he would not be able to get out.
Yu Zui smiled, and put his arms around the prison chief's shoulders to persuade him: "You have to be thankful that the police are inefficient, otherwise your good life will not last long. Just wait with peace of mind."
"By the way, what are you going to do when you go out?" Fu Guosheng asked with a smile, squinting his eyes.
Yu Zui said casually: "What can you do? Let's just mess around, it doesn't matter where we go."
"Are you interested in working in our company?" Fu Guosheng asked, his voice serious for no reason.
The center of his sight froze, staying on Yu Zui's face, as if he was catching every slight change. It seems that these are very important to him, and he has always trusted his intuition.
"Your company?" Yu Zui shook his head disapprovingly, and added: "No!"
Fu Guosheng was stunned. His net worth could be counted even outside the prison. Whoever he showed his favor to, the other party wanted to call him his own father. This was the first time he was rejected like this. However, he was not frustrated when he failed to recruit. Instead, he lowered his voice and said, "I'm telling you very seriously this time. You really don't play well. I'll give you an address. Go out and find this place, whether I'm here or not." , there are people to entertain you... As we said before, you will have cars, girls, accommodation, and pocket money, and that is life. Are you interested? If you don’t believe me, you can give it a try?"
"I believe." Yu Zui raised his finger, he could smoke this high-end cigarette here, enough to convince him, but he puffed and said, "But I'm not going."
"Why?" Fu Guosheng didn't understand.
"You are all such a bird." Yu Zui puffed smoke and scolded the prison boss: "What kind of bird is your company? I am happy working alone, and I will be your horse boy? Do you think? Beautiful!?"
Yu Zui raised his hand and refused directly, which really disappointed Fu Guosheng. He explained: "I sincerely invite you to play, there is no other meaning, just play... You don't think I will repay you for that." Take revenge."
"Revenge?" Yu Zui turned his head and stared at Fu Guosheng, and said with a sly smile: "The premise is that you can find me?"
It seems that he is still very defensive, Yu Zui thought treacherously, it is impossible for the two of them to be released at the same time, one in front of the other, in such a big city, I am afraid that there will be no chance of seeing each other again. What's more, he won't stay in Guangzhou at all.
Fu Guosheng was really depressed, and he was thinking of changing his tone and communicating more emotionally, so as to prove that he really had great ambitions, instead of thinking of revenge. Unexpectedly, the sky failed, and Guawa's broken voice sounded in the prison:
"gather!"
The two of them pinched their cigarette butts, got up, jumped into the warehouse, and the iron door opened with a bang, and the guard yelled the long-awaited words of Yu Zui outside the door:
"0022, pack your things."
"Bang", the door closed again, and the warehouse exploded with a buzzing sound. First, Heizi hugged fiercely, then Abu's bearded stubble pierced Yu Zui's face, followed by the middle-level cadres who hugged him like a swarm. Everyone knows that this is about to release people. It is definitely not the time to arrest or go to the labor camp, and it will definitely not be a person. If it is a person, then there is only one situation.
It was all said and done, the second brother Yu was going out.
After gaining more than a dozen pairs of envious eyes from the entire prison, Yu Zui was so excited that he couldn't control himself. There was no need to clean up, nothing at all. He suddenly remembered what he was wearing, took it off, and put it on the newcomer who knocked on the car window: "Put it on, I robbed you once, and I don't owe you anything."
There was also a cigarette hidden in the trouser pocket, which was directly clipped to the mouth. Flip-flops were still on their feet, and they were thrown directly to Guawa. In the blink of an eye, the second prison brother took off only his shorts. Time was running out, and Fu Guosheng didn't expect to walk so fast, so he quickly wrote a paper The note was stuffed into Yu Zui's hands, and he muttered nervously: "The address, hide it well, and go out and discipline those who want to be searched."
Unexpectedly, Yu Zui rubbed and threw it, put his arms around Fu Guosheng and said, "Old Fu, I know you have good intentions, but I also have good intentions. It's better not to meet each other."
The door opened with a bang, and Yu Lao Er went out naked, barefoot and topless. All I saw was the last bright smile on this outlaw's face.
When the door was locked, Yicang regretted that Guawa and Kuozui held the second brother's clothes and shoes, and they were so sad when they saw the clothes. The newcomer was wearing the short-breasted denim he didn't know where he snatched it from the second prisoner. He was a little touched, but before the excitement was over, the clothes were snatched away. Seeing that it was the Yunnan guy with fierce eyes, he swallowed his anger The ground did not dare to challenge, but at this time I miss the prisoner a little bit.
Only Fu Guosheng felt lost. He didn't quite understand the last sentence of "Yu Xiaoer", but he felt weird. When he left, he sat on the bed and sighed. Boss, why are you sighing, you are going out soon."
"The rivers and lakes are dangerous and have no equals, so lonely." Fu Laotou lamented, and looked at the pile of scum, as if he had some unfulfilled wish: "So many talents are locked up like this, what a waste !"
It seems that Yu Zui is not the only one who cares about his talents.
On this day, Yu Zui lived in Baiyun Detention Center for thirty-four days. When he came out, he was topless and barefoot, but the mouse who came to pick him up laughed so hard. Diluted a lot. He snatched the mouse's car and drove more than ten kilometers on the high speed. He never felt that the bright sunshine, fresh air, green trees and high sky and flowing clouds would be a kind of enjoyment and a kind of luxury.
Life has turned a difficult page...