"The ears are red, shit, the face is also red."
"The blush can be seen, which means that the powder is very thin, and the skin must be very good. I don't know whether to envy Shang Jing or He Jiang."
"I love you, if I have such a good-looking wife, I'm willing to pay 88,000!"
"Has anyone interpreted He Jiang's mouth shape, why do I feel something is wrong?"
"If you dare to molested your wife live, why don't you let us big guys listen to it too!"
"Family, I repeated the loop seventeen times, amplified the volume and adjusted the audio track, and I decrypted it! But I dare not say it."
"Quickly say don't force me to beg you."
"You male god asked Shang Jingbao if he had a son!"
"Substitute into Shangjing, and I'm gone."
"Pack! Pack twins."
"It's so good! It's going to kill me!"
"Can I watch the process of giving birth to a son, mainly because I want to do some medical research."
"I agree to this marriage again!"
"Shang Zai, that's a different price! Don't be fooled by the old rascal!"
Shang Jing frantically went to cover the microphone, and found that He Jiang had already covered it, and his microphone was far away from He Jiang, and He Jiang's voice was low, so it should not be included.
Stinking rogue.
Shang Jing cursed inwardly, pinching the edge of the table with his fingers, never expecting that he was the one who was forced not to have an attack.
Is he going to accuse He Jiang of being full of feudal dross in front of the people of the whole country
He Jiang definitely won't admit it, so is it necessary to repeat the original words...
He could only act as if he hadn't heard this sentence, and forced himself to explain why he blushed calmly: "It's a little hot all of a sudden."
He Jiang suppressed her smile and turned her head away, afraid that she couldn't help but say something that would blow Shang Jing up.
Shang Jing secretly glared at him, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea.
He is still too kind, he only thought of treating He Jiang as a pissed-off He Jiang on the show, but he never thought of complaining about He Jiang directly.
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He Jiang is machismo, has a lot of scandals, can't cook... all the bad deeds written in his diary, he must let the people see him clearly.
Variety shows have individual psychological interviews, so he is not in a hurry.
The staff came to accept the gift, Shang Jing watched helplessly as he took away the eight thousand nine, and looked at He Jiang, we really gave it!
What can I do with the remaining one thousand and one! The program team said that three meals are not provided, only the kitchen is provided, and the pots and pans have to be bought by themselves.
Shang Jing: "Wait!"
staff member:
Shang Jing whispered: "We give 8888, which is eight thousand and nine, please give me twelve yuan."
Twelve yuan can buy two buckets of instant noodles.
There are not many people who know how to live like him.
The worker Yun paused for a moment, probably because he had never seen someone who gave 8888 and asked for 12 yuan in change: "Please wait a moment."
After a while, the statistics of the four groups came out.
The first group gave 1000, not a verbal piece.
The second group gave 600.
The third group, cenfino 3000.
Three thousand is a more appropriate number. When everyone thought Cen Feinuo was going to win and praised him for his generosity, he shook his head, "Look at He Jiang's."
Yang Yue: "He Jiang, Shang Jing's small family, 8888! Awesome! Thank you for saving money on behalf of the director team."
Other groups: "..." Did you hear that right? What about psychological games? Just throw money at it, right
Shang Jing waited, then asked frankly, "Did you not return the gift?"
Yang Yue: "No, but you can keep your daughter and son-in-law for dinner. Tonight, please have a big meal on the first floor of the hotel! Gather before seven o'clock, now, you can go buy daily necessities and decorate a new house! The group for families with difficulties Don't worry, there will be labor exchange channels later."
The punishment for the last place in the second group is to cook dinner for the hotel and not be able to go shopping for the time being.
A luxury hotel can be regarded as a variety show advertisement placement, in a disguised form to show that the kitchen is clean and the food is delicious.
The program limits the flow of supermarkets, and guests will not be surrounded by people when they enter.
Shang Jing was led by He Jiang to the supermarket, he said with a guilty conscience: "Don't go to the supermarket, go to a small shop on the street."
The home textile section of the supermarket is very expensive. The four-piece suit on the bed is gone, at least a thousand is gone, not including the cotton core.
He Jiang: "OK."
It is also interesting to stroll around the old streets once in a while.
Shang Jing spent a total of 600, and bought a whole set of bedding. When the price came down, the color of the bedding was ugly, and the wedding room would definitely be the bottom one.
There are also a lot of cheap wedding supplies in the store, such as red garlands, hanging all over the diagonal lines of the room, red happy characters sprinkled with gold powder, couplets that say "Hundred Years of Love", paper-cut window grilles, and plastic that needs to be blown by yourself. balloon…
The shop owner keeps recommending wedding supplies full of the style of the last century to Shangjing: "Nowadays young people are buying online, and they can see the decoration renderings of the entire room. Physical stores are not easy to do. If you buy more, I will think it will be cheaper for you. "
There was a star of surprise in Shang Jing's eyes. Whatever the shopkeeper brought out, he would sigh, like these treasures at the bottom of the box.
"Festive Chinese style, I really want it!"
"This is also good!"
He Jiang imagined that the room was full of bright red, with a four-piece white bed set with a black rose pattern... the style is a bit weird.
But Shang Jing bought it so happily, he didn't say anything.
It would be fine if it was really to decorate their wedding room, and Shang Jing could just pretend to be a mourning hall.
Shang Jing hugged a bunch of garland flowers and happy words, and settled the accounts at the counter. These are not expensive, and the total is less than one hundred.
The business scene is pleasing to the eye, and the emotions of buying things are particularly contagious. The shop owner stayed with him for ten minutes, and remembered the scene of his marriage back then. At that time, he didn't have that much money. He ran around to decorate the wedding room... It's bitter Bitter, but really happy.
She looked at the cheapest quilt that was not at all festive that Shangjing bought, and said, "I still have a bed sheet upstairs that I married as a dowry. My husband thought the color was too red, so he didn't use it. The quilt was embroidered by my mother herself." The one hundred characters of happiness are very beautiful. Over the years, I have often taken them out to wash and dry them, if you don’t mind, I can borrow them for you.”
Shang Jing's eyes lit up: "Is it really possible, thank you Auntie!"
It was embroidered by grandma, isn't that full of love
The owner went upstairs to get the quilt, packed it in a vacuum bag, and it looked very clean. The red back is embroidered with a slightly darker silk thread, which is extremely exquisite, with a bit of brushed effect.
"This set of black and white will not be sold. Whoever sells black and white to a young couple is not guilty of conscience."
If you don't buy quilts, you basically have nothing to spend in this store.
Shang Jing: "Buy it, and use it as a floor covering for him."
He Jiang, who was vainly trying to go to bed: "..." Shang Xiaogou is quite shrewd.
Before leaving, the shopkeeper mysteriously pulled Shang Jing and gave him a roll of posters, "We will give this to you when you spend over 100 on wedding supplies here, remember to stick it on the bedside."
Shang Jing saw the ease of "clearing inventory" from the shopkeeper's face, so he didn't refuse: "Thank you, Auntie."
Shang Jing finished buying the decorations in a store, and was the first to return to the hotel, sent the quilt to the hotel for dry cleaning, returned to the room, and directed He Jiang to work.
He Jiang moved the ladder, hung garland flowers on the ceiling, and hung red happy characters. Shang Xiaojing stood below with his head up and handed him things.
He suddenly felt a simple joy full of smoke and fire, as if the two of them were ordinary young couples, decorating the wedding room with the most traditional Chinese aesthetics.
The couples in the second group are male and female idol groups debuting, and He Jiang can imagine that their budget must include a bed of rose petals.
This was originally in his plan.
But now, He Jiang felt that everything was fine.
Shang Jing counted the remaining paper-cuts: "It's full, don't waste it, there is no one left."
He handed a roll of posters to He Jiang: "This one, right in the middle of the bed."
What the owner’s aunt said must be a bit of the wisdom of the ancestors. The business scene is not very clear, but he likes it.
He Jiang unfolded the poster and said euphemistically, "I don't think we really need it."
Business scene: "Hang up."
"Okay." He Jiang glued the edge of the poster and stuck it squarely on the wall.
Shang Jing happily looked up to admire, and suddenly saw a pair of twins on the picture.
So... this is a subgraph
He Jiang got down from the ladder and was about to send the ladder back to the tool room of the hotel, but Shang Jing grabbed her wrist: "Get it off quickly!"
He Jiang smiled, and walked out on the ladder: "Well, it's pretty."
Shang Jing panicked with embarrassment, always felt that the picture was reminding something inappropriate for children, fearing that He Jiang would have such thoughts, he jumped up and said, "Tear it up quickly! You won't be able to give birth!"
He Jiang: "You can try."
Shang Jing: "Shameless."
Shang Jing was furious. Thinking of the live broadcast, he decided to speak ill of He Jiang. He stood in front of a camera seat, "Have you seen it? He is full of feudal dross and machismo, bullying me every day."
At seven o'clock in the evening, each group came back with big bags and small bags.
When Shang Jing saw that they had all bought kitchenware, refrigerators and tomorrow's dishes, he couldn't help feeling envious for a while. There were only 400 left. What will we eat tomorrow
Dinner was a sumptuous seafood feast, and Shang Jing almost wanted to borrow money from Zhuang Qun to buy a refrigerator to freeze it, so that he could eat overnight dishes later.
Yang Yue: "In view of everyone's complaints about receiving the gift in the morning, let's play a round of small games now."
"Juzhou, Huan Nalan, Zhuang Que, Shang Jing, you all form a team to play a game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The highest ranked player will be rewarded. Husband bets on the order of elimination of his wife."
Shang Jing's eyes lit up instantly, this won't make him seven thousand eight thousand. Relying on technology to make a living is easier than relying on face.
"You must bet on me being the last one to be eliminated! Bet all of them, and you will be able to buy pot tomorrow."
He Jiang: "I see, you remember to mute."
Shang Jing entered the game room, each of them got a mobile phone and started directly.
The guests cannot see each other's bets, but they can analyze them.
Shang Jing plays the piano, and his ten fingers are more flexible than the average person, and judging from Shang Jing's self-confidence just now, he must play this game often.
Therefore, Business View ranks first.
Unanimously, everyone ranked their daughter-in-laws as the second among the four. The first is more difficult, and the second is easy. If you bet a few hundred, you won't lose money if you make a mistake.
He Jiang: "Old Cen, lend me three thousand."
Cen Feinuo raised his eyebrows: "So confident?"
He knew that three years ago, He Jiang went to the custom server to practice guns when he had time on the set, which made Sister Lin suspect for a while that he was going to change his career as an e-sports anchor.
In fact, He Jiang only intends to show off his skills in front of the business scene.
Shang Jing has been with He Jiang for so long, and his skills should be passable.
He Jiang's personality makes it hard to tolerate playing games with a rookie every day. In other words, it should be difficult for a rookie to tolerate He Jiang's mockery of him for a long time.
He Jiang: "I am really confident."
Without hesitation, he pressed Shang Jing to be eliminated the soonest.
In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game, players are dropped on an island by parachute, and after landing, they search for equipment in various houses and fight until only people in the same team are left on the island to win.
The material abundance of each landing point is different, and there are more people with rich materials.
Shang Jing and the others followed the director's instructions, and the landing site was as crowded as dumplings. The accounts given by the director team are all high-level, matching high-end rounds, which are not at the same level as the human-machine rounds played by Shang Jing himself.
Shang Jing moved a little slower, hadn't run past others, and was unlucky, and the room he entered had no supplies.
He frowned slightly, and moved his two thumbs back and forth, manipulating the game character to run.
Twenty seconds later, he picked up a rifle|gun.
Ten seconds later, he stood at the window and saw someone in the opposite building.
A second passed, and Shang Jing was hit on the head and fell to the ground.
The final ranking is 99\\100.
Shang Jing put down his phone awkwardly, greatly shocked.
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Zhuang Que: "You can't stand by the window for a long time, or you will be discovered. I'm sorry, I'm too far away from you, and I can't save you."
Shang Jing: "It's okay, it's just a game."
He suddenly remembered that he had vowed to let He Jiang go all-in.
It's over, he spent 10,000 yuan in two games, and went bankrupt, He Jiang is going to mock him, and won't let him play games in the future.
He had to find a way to make He Jiang forgive him.
Shang Jing came out of the game room like a ghost, and He Jiang was leaning against the door waiting for him.
Shang Jing brewed his emotions for a while, put his forehead on He Jiang's shoulder, choked up and said, "Honey, there is no food for tomorrow."
He Jiang hugged Shang Jing, who was crying with self-blame, with the three thousand earned by backstabbing his wife in his pocket, and suddenly dared not tell Shang Jing what he had bet.
"It's okay, Mr. Cen insists on lending us three thousand."