The live broadcast of the game about He Jiang's group will be cut off here.
""Mr. Cen insists on lending me" by He Jiang."
"Put [Actor He Jiang] on the public screen!"
"Some tips about cheating on your wife to make money and support your wife."
"Let the business scene see the hot search on the top!"
"Grass, the beautiful wife is crying and saying that there will be no food tomorrow. If I were He Jiang, I would have to feed my wife even if she begged!"
"It's a good thing you're not He Jiang, otherwise Shang Jing can only eat grass."
"Do you dare to let your wife know how you got the 3,000 yuan!"
"Teacher Cen: I'm not, I want to raise a wife without me."
"I cried, my son was cheated by a dog man, but Ma Ma could only do nothing in front of the screen."
"Where is Shangzai's Weibo, I want to send him this paragraph."
"He Jiang covered the sky with one hand in the variety show, and the day lily was cold after recording the variety show!"
In the barrage, the proportion of Shangjing’s mother’s fans increased visibly, and the audience went from “this can be tolerated”, to “respect and blessing”, to “Xiaojing can do whatever she wants”, and even said “Shang Zaier is confident that he can eat The chicken looks so cute, and its IQ is as good as mine."
The mother fans and mother-in-law fans fought back and forth, and the cp fans ate sugar between them.
"Has no one noticed that there is sugar here? Why is Shang Jing so confident? It means that He Jiang is usually good at coaxing!"
"I'm the only one who thinks that Shang Jing is acting like a baby. He has two expressions from the room to the door!"
"Hurry up and get married, single dogs can't stand the sweetness."
"Scheming and clever work, I love it!"
"It seems that I often exchange acting skills [automatic color change] in bed."
"Upstairs, you analyze it. I don't lack this traffic."
"You can see it, can't He Jiang see it?"
Of course He Jiang knew that there was a high probability that Shang Jing would not shed tears over such a trivial matter. Even if he was really sad, it was because he would have no food tomorrow.
But taking his wife's acting like a baby seriously is the attitude a mature man should have.
Whether it's true or not, once Shang Jing shed tears, he was half surrendered.
Shang Jing raised his head: "Does the director want to borrow money?"
He Jiang: "Your husband is an investor, and the director team dare not control him."
The director team: "..." Dare to speak out. Is this human language! If I had known earlier, I would have stopped the live broadcast two seconds later, so that everyone can see your true colors!
Shang Jing: "Then how do we pay back the money?"
He Jiang held back the words "Mr. Cen insisted on borrowing it, and would not let him return it".
Facing the crying wife who lost all her family property, He Jiang acted like an honest man: "The program team provides a part-time job opportunity, and I will go there tomorrow."
He read it just now, part-time job is to do coolie, nothing mixed with water.
But for my wife, what can I do.
At this time, other people's wives hadn't even finished a game, He Jiang coaxed his wife to leave this sad place, and took a look at Cen Feinuo before leaving.
Cen Feinuo nodded, indicating that he would make arrangements.
After the people left, Yang Yue took the opportunity to say: "For the sake of family harmony, please husbands keep this bet confidential."
Director: "..." Fuck you, that's not written in the script.
In the end, Liu Xin's wife Juzhou successfully entered the finals in the first group and was eliminated in the end. The program group rewarded the first group with a TV provided by the sponsor.
Those who guessed correctly get one point, and those who guess wrong get no points. The other three groups all guessed that their wife was second, and only Cen Feinuo was right. He Jiang bet on Shang Jing to be eliminated the fastest, and also got one point. Including the first round of the game, he now has the highest total points, 4 points. The lowest is the idol group of the second group, -1 point.
He Jiang coaxed Shang Jing back to the house, and took a look at the trending searches in the middle.
Hot search number one: He Jiang betrayed his wife.
Hot search 2: Quick look at the hot search for business scenes.
He took Shang Jing's mobile phone without changing his expression: "I played a game just now, don't look at your mobile phone tonight, go to bed early and get sleepy."
Shangjing will show a little bit of virtuousness at the right time. This is called hitting a stick and giving a sweet date, and the effect is doubled.
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"good."
The bed is a big red wedding bed, with two pillows and the word "Happy" on the head of the bed.
After taking a shower, Shang Jing wore soft silk pajamas, and was buried under the glowing red quilt, like a plump peanut with a slight crack under the tip, and the petals were so white that they pierced the eyes.
Only experienced farmers can grow such silly and sweet peanuts, such as He Jiang.
He Jiang looked away restrainedly, spread out the black and white quilt on the ground, and honestly set up a shed to guard the peanut field, not daring to taste one in advance.
Shang Jing watched He Jiang hit the floor, leaned on the bed and propped his chin and asked, "Am I really good at playing games?"
He Jiang: "How many fingers do you play the piano with?"
Shang Jing: "Ten." There are also pedals.
He Jiang: "How many sticks for playing games?"
Shang Jing: "Two." Thumbs up.
He Jiang: "Can't you use two fingers from the piano, not to mention four-finger operation, but three-finger operation?"
Shoot, move, turn to open the scope, at least three fingers to operate.
Shang Jing's eyes widened: "No, I can't borrow it."
He Jiang: "You said that before."
Shang Jing: "Two fingers have two fingers to play, hum, I feel like I used to eat chicken a lot."
He Jiang: "..."
No, in every game, he took Shang Jing to the wilderness to slowly search for supplies, and when he encountered someone, he asked Shang Jing to hide from him and shoot, and the bodyguard played until the end. To say that there are also advantages in the business scene, that is, he is obedient, does what he asks, calls his brother sweetly, and doesn't get annoyed no matter how venomous his tongue is.
Of course, He Jiang found out later that Shang Jing's sweet-mouthed and good-tempered had a purpose.
Shang Jing closed his eyes and thought to himself, there must be a master of technology who escorted him all the way, he is really a good person, but unfortunately he forgot who it was, it was definitely not He Jiang.
The next day, when Shang Jing woke up, He Jiang couldn't be found anywhere, and only after asking the program team did he find out that He Jiang had been taken away to work in the early morning.
The high-speed rail at 3 o'clock has already broken corn in a certain rural field.
In the continuous rainy days in the north, the accumulated water in the ground cannot be drained out, and there is no way to harvest it mechanically, so we can only break it off one by one manually.
The program group made a public welfare campaign for farmers. Since the other groups are not short of money, only He Jiang is the spokesperson.
Before leaving, tell the business scene not to watch the live broadcast, 3,000 yuan is on the table, and you can buy whatever you want without thinking about debts.
Shang Jing found the money in the room, and sat on the bed in a daze. Before recording the show, He Jiang made an agreement with him three chapters, and he was not allowed to read comments online until the show was recorded.
He Jiang said that reading comments would affect the mood of ordinary people, and then she acted as if her hands were tied. You don't have to follow the advice of netizens, just be yourself.
The rooms of the four groups of guests are all on the same floor, and there are rumbles of decoration outside, wallpapering, changing doors, changing lights, repainting... rich people decorate their wedding rooms is capricious.
Only the Shangjing group was arranged early, as if the wedding photos of the parents' generation had been brought into reality.
"This place is reserved for the wedding photos."
"Who still hangs on the wall now, the style is too out of place."
Shang Jing looked up at the ceiling covered with red garlands for himself and He Jiang, sat on the bed with his legs crossed, and turned on his phone.
They said that He Jiang broke the corn and had a live broadcast of the whole process.
When Shang Jing entered, he was dazzled by the barrage of male gods. He closed the barrage, and saw a man in rain boots breaking corn among the withered yellow corn stalks.
There are still several bags of corn piled up on the ridge next to it, roughly one or two hundred catties.
Shang Jing looked at it for a while, and then saw He Jiang walking towards the camera carrying a bag of corn. The field was muddy, and every time he had to sink into one instep and pull out|out.
As He Jiang approached, the camera zoomed in. The bloodstains on He Jiang's hands from the corn leaves were clearly visible, and there were many mud spots on his face. The star's demeanor was gone.
"How long is Teacher He going to work?" asked the follower.
"The purchase price given by the program team is two yuan per catty." He Jiang copied his hands and panted for a while, "Try to reach fifteen hundred catties."
He joked with the filming brother: "To pay back Teacher Cen's three thousand yuan?"
He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "What do you think?"
Follow-up: "You have to work until dark, and then take the high-speed train back. Teacher He's fans reacted strongly, and they all disagree with your hard work. The official account of our program group will be compromised."
He Jiang heard the words, and said to the live broadcast room seriously: "It's not hard, the uncle on my left is still doing farm work in his 70s. This year his family has planted ten acres of land, and this year all of them will be harvested by hand. I am a young adult who can experience a day. Can you complain? On behalf of myself, I pay tribute to Chinese farmers."
The theme suddenly returned to helping farmers, and the filming brothers became serious.
Then, He Jiang smiled at the live broadcast room again: "Besides, I make money to support my wife, so what are you worrying about?"
Studio.
"Let's go, everyone, he has a wife."
"Fucking dog man! I was just touched for a second!"
"Okay, okay, I know you have a wife."
"Every time I ask a question with my brother, I have to take the opportunity to show off my wife!"
"When the broadcast first started, he boasted that his wife slept well, but he didn't even know he was gone."
"What is your wife doing now? Didn't she call back? I want to eat a hot bitch."
"My mother-in-law passed the physical inspection of Comrade He Jiang and approved your marriage."
"..."
The commercial attraction paused, and the picture was frozen at the place where He Jiang said "make money to support his wife".
He was silent for a while, got out of bed, put on his shoes, took his wallet and went out.
Today's shooting focuses on the process of decorating the wedding room, so the focus is on the other three houses.
Shangjing can actually take a day off.
Seeing that Shang Jing was about to go out, the director quickly asked two cameramen to follow.
Shang Jing went directly to the supermarket to buy pork, celery, black fungus, shiitake mushrooms, carrots... He can still recite the "He Jiang's Favorite Dumpling Stuffing Recipe" given to him by his aunt.
If he and He Jiang eat two catties of dumplings for one meal, three meals a day, there are still three days left for filming, a total of eighteen catties.
Shang Jing spent four hundred yuan to buy all the ingredients, took them back to the hotel to wash them, and threw them all into the meat grinder to make a puree.
Then he stood on the large cooking table in the back kitchen and carefully squeezed the dumplings one by one.
Shang Xiaojing can only use two fingers when playing games, pinching dumplings is the same as playing the piano, the fingers are so fast that there are double shadows.
The dumplings he made were round and plump, as clean as Shang Jing's bulging cheeks when he was angry, without any fillings on the outside.
The skin is thin and the stuffing is large, and the pleats are regular and beautiful. It can be wrapped in less than an hour.
If you stand at the front desk of any restaurant and perform dumpling making, that store must have no worries about customers.
Shang Jing stacked the dumplings and put them in the refrigerator, leaning against the refrigerator and exhaling.
He raised his hands to wipe away the sweat, and there were three flour marks on each side of his cheeks. If his aunt at the time of the illness saw it, she would exclaim in surprise that this is her ideal daughter-in-law of the He family, and then give her a 200,000 red envelope.
Shang Jing frowned and counted, their new house task was completed, and their rations for the next three days were also available.
There are two thousand and six left.
He Jiang only needs to earn four hundred, which means two hundred catties, and it has already been done.
Shang Jing hesitated to open the live broadcast room. In the past hour, more corn sacks had been piled up on the ridge.
It seems to have rained in the past hour, and one foot can go up to the ankle, making walking very difficult. He Jiang's rain boots got stuck in the mud and had to sit on a corn pole to save the shoes first. His whole body was covered in mud, but the heroic spirit in his eyebrows and eyes made him more responsible and patient. The wet clothes perfectly showed his wide shoulders and narrow waist, and his hormones were bursting.
Click on the barrage, and there are "tearful eyes", "I seem to see my husband looking like a breadwinner", "I envy the business scene", "He Jiang, a peerless man", "Cheating my wife for a while, earning three thousand crematoriums" …
Shang Jing leaned against the refrigerator and pressed in a low voice: "The actor."
The dog man pretended to be so serious, if he hadn't just woke up with only more than five hundred belongings in his body, he would really have believed this nonsense.
The more he does this, the more he sets up a person for He Jiang. He must immediately stop He scumbag from pretending to be a good person in front of the whole country.
He called He Jiang, and after five long beeps, he was picked up.
He Jiang's voice was low and hoarse: "Hello? Xiaojing."
Live room: look at the expression! It was Xiaozuojing's wife who called!
Shang Jing pinched the palm of his hand, and the charming wife set up the line, crying.
"Husband... don't do it, I can't stand it..."
He Jiang took a breath and almost fell into a bear.
The author has something to say: Shang Jing: I have a little talent in voice.