Seeing that He Jiang was speechless, Shang Jing thought he had the upper hand, and stretched out his hand: "There is nothing to say, take it out."
He Jiang slapped his hand away, embraced his slender waist, and kissed him hard.
…
It wasn't the kiss that fell on the corner of the lips like a superficial touch last time, this time it was wanton and long.
Shang Jing is like a little fur cat that has been lifted from the back of the neck, hanging limply all around, being easily controlled and manipulated, and even seems to be able to be taken anywhere at will.
Shang Jing reacted for ten seconds until there was a slight pain on his lips, his eyes were like a frozen lake, a boulder was thrown from a high altitude, trembling violently after the impact, in the magnificent ice and snow cracks, warm The clear lake water slowly overflowed, just covering it with a thin layer.
"Hmm..." Shang Jing tried to push He Jiang away, but his elbow was pulled away and clasped around He Jiang's waist. The waist was limp, and Shang Jing felt that he was about to lose his balance, so he hugged He Jiang's waist, and the kiss deepened in vain.
There seemed to be clusters of fireworks blooming in my mind, and last night's dream of reversed true and false flashed, and finally turned into a golden sycamore tree.
Under the sycamore tree, there were fallen leaves all over the ground. After He Jiang kissed him, he left without looking back.
Scumbag!
Shang Jing developed a force of resistance, he clenched his fingers, pinched He Jiang's waist, and twisted it hard.
He Jiang quickly grabbed his hand and let him go, with unresolved unwillingness in her eyes.
He looked at Shang Jing's watery eyes, and tried his best to restrain himself, "Does your hand hurt?"
Shang Jing flicked his fingers, the dog man's waistline was too tight, he couldn't pinch it, and his old strength was wasted.
He glared at He Jiang, and quickly retreated to the window, his heart was beating so hard that he couldn't hear his own breathing, he rubbed his face, and didn't show too much fuss.
He is a mature man, experienced in many battles, afraid of shit.
The lawful couple is really a headache, and sooner or later they have to leave.
I was kissed in reality, and at the same time, I remembered the experience of being kissed in the past, as if I was treated lightly by He Jiang inside and out...
Woo... I can't think about it anymore.
Shang Jing pointed at the safe with humiliation: "Open that for me."
He Jiang calmed down for a minute in the cold wind blowing in from the window, walked over and pressed her fingerprints on the safe, and then entered the password, double verification, tick tock, the safe opened.
Shang Jingji leaned over, half-kneeling beside the safe, flipping over quickly with his eyes and hands.
Real estate certificate, real estate certificate, degree certificate...
He Jiang immediately held down Shang Jing's hand flipping through the certificate, fearing that he would think of the marriage certificate while flipping through it.
Shang Jing narrowed his eyes and refused to turn them over? Is there a secret
With an idea, he pulled out He Jiang's degree certificate.
Dog man, let me see your technical secondary school diploma.
Shang Jing put on a three-point mocking smile, and when he opened it, he was dumbfounded.
Graduated from the law department of a key university.
Shang Jing's eyes darkened, how could this be so, then does he still have an advantage in sharing property
Is there a prenuptial agreement in there
He was about to continue looking, but He Jiang grabbed his wrist: "Don't look for it, it's here."
He Jiang took out a palm-sized transparent box. I don't know whether it is crystal or glass, but it is very high-end, and you can clearly see a set of USB drives hidden inside.
He Jiang handed the USB drive to him: "I'll tell you how to open it when I come back at night. Be obedient and wait for me at home."
Shang Jing fiddled with the box, the four sides were tightly stitched, and he didn't know how to open it.
Sure enough, they took a small video and put it in the safe. He Jiang is really insidious!
Fortunately, he discovered the problem in time.
He Jiang took the documents and left as if fleeing. He was afraid that he would spend another second with Shang Jing, so he couldn't help coaxing Shang Jing to do something else.
Shang Jing still has amnesia, and any behavior beyond the boundaries should not be done.
He Jiang started the car, and sighed deeply, Shang Xiaogou dared to have sex|dreams, so he could only watch.
"The scumbag who runs away after every kiss."
Shang Jing whispered something in his heart, then studied the box for a day, and even used a magnifying glass to find the gap.
He knows that some crafts are now cut so finely that two pieces can be joined together, which is invisible to the naked eye.
He guessed that the box adopts this kind of craftsmanship and mortise and tenon structure, which is perfect at first glance.
Because the box was too delicate, Shang Jing gave up the idea of smashing it with a hammer to make a copy first, in case He Jiang made him lose money.
At nine o'clock in the evening, He Jiang came back from a day's work and just changed his shoes at the entrance when he saw Shang Jing eagerly waiting for him with a box in his hand.
"Have you got a meal yet?"
"Eat." Shang Jing was gearing up at home all day, maintaining his physical fitness at all times, so that if there was a fight, he would be able to grab it quickly and accurately.
He Jiang smiled: "Is that why you want to watch your own little video?"
Shang Jing: "If you tell me to open it, then open it, what nonsense are you talking about?"
He Jiang: "Can you describe the scene you recalled? I think it's right."
Shang Jing's ears were red, and he said fiercely: "Don't talk about what's there."
He Jiang is really curious, next time I don't want to be a human being, just follow the script in Shang Xiaogou's dream, maybe I will eat it.
He took Shang Jing to the study room, the computer was already turned on, only waiting for the U disk.
He Jiang sat down in front of the computer: "Go get a hammer."
Business scene:? ?
He angrily went under his bed, found the hammer, and handed it to He Jiang with a grim expression.
He Jiang: "It seems that you didn't go to the tool room."
Shang Jing said angrily: "Yes, I hid it under my bed."
He Jiang: "..."
He honestly smashed the crystal with a hammer, poured out the USB disk inside, and plugged it into the host computer smoothly.
Ding dong, the connection is successful.
Shang Jing took a closer look, good guy, the memory stick shows:
20g used \\36g total.
In other words, converted into a 40-minute high-definition short video, there can be 100 episodes! Family ethics dramas can be played for three generations!
"Are you a pervert!" Shang Jing blushed in dismay, picked up a hammer beside him and banged on the table, "I think you need Jiang Wen's psychological counseling!"
Something is wrong!
What the hell, one episode in three days has to be filmed year-round!
Are the kidneys that good
Should it be said that he is worthy of being the actor! Born to be inseparable from the camera!
divorce!
He Jiang didn't change her face when she was scolded, she calmly turned on the player, and asked without giving up: "There are too many, which passage do you remember? Be specific, and I will find it out for you to read."
Find a hammer, how can this thing be seen together!
Shang Jing was not so thick-skinned, he threw away the hammer, and pushed He Jiang out of the door with all his might.
"I'll see for myself."
He Jiang suppressed her smile and said, "Okay, I'll take a bath, call me if I need something."
Shang Jing: "Go, let's go."
He Jiang: "Remember to mute the sound, after all it's too late, the sound is a bit..."
Shang Jing's face was flushed, and his tone was impatient: "Got it!"
How did He Jiang talk about this matter so frankly? Anyway, Shang Jing couldn't do it, and his face was not strong enough to last for too long.
Shang Jing locked the door of the study, took ten deep breaths, and sat in front of the computer calmly.
Open the list, and a series of dates came down, the earliest was three years ago, without special names,
He heaved a sigh of relief, at least he wasn't too perverted. If He Jiang had carefully named them by poses, clothes, positions, etc., he would use a knife to wipe out harm for the people now.
Businessscape turned the volume down to the lowest level and clicked play.
Ten minutes later, he numbly drove the next one.
Five minutes later, he clicked on the next one.
…
Half an hour later, Shang Jing confirmed that there was all one content in it, which could be summarized as "He Jiang Tianxiu Operations Collection" or... "Shang Jing Fancy Death Methods Encyclopedia".
The heat on his face didn't drop, but increased!
He is really good food!
Shang Jing finally understood why he was inexplicably confident in the two rounds he played some time ago, because his new account rank was low, and he was matched with novices.
And he played games with He Jiang, and after his rank was taken away, the masters were like a forest, and he was often eliminated for no reason.
This is not the point, the point is that Shang Jing faced the scene of himself licking the dog!
How could he lick like this? Isn't He Jiang just a little better at playing games!
It's even more serious than in the diary, because the diary just writes about what happened in a day, without details, let alone dialogue.
In the game video, there are conversations throughout. Shangjing originally watched it on mute, but suddenly he became curious about what the two of them would say when they were playing games. Only after turning on the volume did they realize that when they were playing games, neither of them turned on the game sound effects.
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In other words, in addition to the picture, the video only has the voice of two people talking.
for example.
He Jiang: "Several teams jumped here together. Don't pick up the gun when you land later, just get in the car with me and change places."
Shang Jing: "Okay!"
After landing, Shang Jing got on the car in a second as instructed.
He Jiang yelled at him: "Come down quickly! You can see who the hell is driving!"
Shang Jing: "I'm sorry, I thought it was my brother!"
He jumped off the opposing team's car and fell into emergency mode.
…
Shang Jing put his hands in his hands and snorted, what the hell, was it wrong to get in the car after landing, obviously He Jiang himself didn't grab the car closest to him.
Another example.
He Jiang: "I can only play with you for a night scene today."
Shang Jing regretted: "Too few, what if I die at the beginning?"
He Jiang mocked: "People are still addicted to vegetables."
Shang Jing said sincerely: "I don't have much addiction, I mainly want to communicate with you."
He Jiang: "..."
…
Shang Jing was so angry that he squatted on the chair and continued to watch with a puffy face.
How could he say such a thing, I can't figure it out.
Another example.
He Jiang: "Are you an idiot! The bag is full of fuel tanks!"
Shang Jing: "I didn't bring enough fuel for the car battle last time, and I was chased and surrounded to death, so why don't you bring more."
He Jiang: "Indeed, the bride only needs to sit in the car the whole time, no bullets are needed."
Shang Jing's tone was puzzled: "Brother, are you scolding me?"
He Jiang: "I'm praising you."
Shang Jing: "It's okay, you scold me more, I like to be scolded by you, your voice is really nice."
…
Shang Jing frowned into the word Chuan.
living room.
After He Jiang took a shower, seeing that the door of the study room was still closed, she slowly boiled a glass of milk over low heat.
In fact, these game videos have long been wanted to be shown to Shang Jing, so as to stimulate his brain and memory nerves.
But he didn't take it out for so long, because when he first played games with Shang Jing, his temper was really not very good, and he would mock Shang Jing from time to time for operating the meal.
Once shown to Shang Jing, Shang Jing will definitely discount his current impression.
After hesitating for a while, Shang Jing pestered him for a short video today, He Jiang gritted his teeth and simply recorded the game screen for him.
Whether he is good or bad, he will have to face it sooner or later.
Shang Jing is now in the sky, and it can be regarded as revenge.
At the beginning, he accidentally recorded the entire exchange between the two of them on the screen. After breaking up, He Jiang made a "crystal coffin" for the USB flash drive and sealed it up.
He thought that he would never restart this USB flash drive again in his life.
He Jiang knocked on the door with a glass of milk, and there was a faint conversation in the room.
He smiled wryly, Shang Puppy really wouldn't watch silently, even if he was insomnia.
Fortunately, after he learned that Shang Jing would suffer from insomnia, he never turned on the sound effects when playing games, and the screen recording started after that.
Shang Jing jumped off his chair and opened the door. When he saw He Jiang, he immediately condemned: "I heard you call me an idiot sixteen times in this short time."
He Jiang calmed down: "Didn't look back, didn't you count how many times you called your husband?"
Shang Jing: "..." Forget it!