He Jiang came to the bathroom, made soap, and rubbed her underwear as normal as possible, so that she would not think about how the underwear came from, why it was hidden in the closet, why Shang Jing woke up early today and went for a morning run for no reason, why did he finish the morning run? Underpants are still...
He closed his eyes.
Well, restraint is useless, I just thought about it all in a second.
Just Shang Xiaogou's face, deceiving himself and others, swore that it was not a dream but a memory, something he could do.
He Jiang was curious about how many indescribable things they had done in Shang Jing's eyes.
I was teased by Shang Jing unintentionally before, so I wanted to tease him with game videos, and let myself take a breath, don't keep following the irresponsible Shang Jing's thinking divergence.
Now standing by the sink late at night, He Jiang calmed down and suddenly felt that... Shang Jing seemed to have a good acceptance of the possible 100 episodes of small videos.
It looks angry, but nothing happens. It's better to be angry when you are fine.
Hiss... It was himself who was cowardly.
Shang Jing chased to the bathroom with steam on his face, and saw He Jiang's perfectly slender fingers rubbing his...
It is the rhythm of having strange dreams again at night.
This day can't go on, and I still have to divorce.
Just as he was about to speak, He Jiang said softly, "Why, you have to wash this one on your body too?"
Shang Jing subconsciously tugged at his pants, and took a big step back, for fear that He Jiang would do what he said.
He stared at He Jiang's hand, struggling to think, just wash it, he will dry it by himself later, and let He Jiang spread it out to dry, he couldn't stand this scene.
He Jiang wrung out the cloth, shook her hands, and looked down at Shang Jing: "Or are you planning to reciprocate?"
"No no… "
This time, Shang Jing didn't dare to stand still at all, and fled back to the bed in a hurry.
Those two sentences scare Shang Jing away, He Jiang chuckled lightly, planning to take her away.
Wrapped in the quilt, Shang Jing decided to say something to spoil the atmosphere: "What are you laughing at, do my underwear have strange patterns? Sister Lin bought them, what does it have to do with me?"
What you wash is just a pair of ordinary underwear bought at the broker's wholesale market, don't laugh like a pervert.
He Jiang: "Not naive, it's the same model as mine, but different number, I'll take care of the balcony of the master bedroom, be careful not to get it wrong."
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He Jiang's master bedroom has a large balcony. Shang Jing has entered it several times, but he has never been to the balcony.
Just as Shang Jing wanted to object, he couldn't find a chance to speak.
He Jiang said: "Also, my bedroom is not locked, so I don't need to bring dry food when I go in."
Business scene: "..."
It's endless, isn't it! It also prevents people from sleeping well!
He Jiang didn't let Shang Jing into the bedroom at first, because he was afraid that he would find the old photos in the bedside cabinet, but now he has nothing to be afraid of, and...
"Sorry, I will put your photo on the bedside table in the future."
Shang Jing decided to be a turtle with a shrunken head, and buried himself completely under the quilt.
Is it worth talking about having a picture of your wife on your bedside table
He Jiang stopped when it was appropriate to resolve Shang Jing's embarrassment, and reminded by the way: "Since tomorrow is my birthday, you are going to invite me to dinner, so I will help you wash your underwear today. Don't think too much, good night."
With a click, the door was gently closed from the outside, and the deadbolt gently slid into the socket.
Shang Jing blushed and lifted the quilt, it was too much, and told him not to think too much after talking a lot, this is a typical behavior of a scumbag.
dog man.
Originally, He Jiang invited him to eat pickled cabbage fish, and he was a little guilty about the content of the birthday invitation, but now he doesn't feel it at all.
The next morning, Shang Jing woke up at seven, and ordered He Jiang a bowl of longevity noodles as agreed.
Longevity noodles have a salty taste. After the water is boiled, throw it in. When the noodles are completely soft, add some peanut oil and shallots, stir and scoop them out, and you will have a bowl of mature longevity noodles.
Don't waste the remaining water, cook two more eggs.
Shang Jing thought to himself, I really have a nine-point talent in boiling everything.
A bowl of birthday noodles with two eggs was so simple that tears filled the eyes, and He Jiang ate them all without saying a word.
He Jiang: "Thank you for your face. Today I have to go back to my parents first, do you want to..."
Shang Jing: "No, you said I'm busy."
Although it's rude, but... he still remembers the last time he talked to Papa He. He felt that he was about to get divorced, so there was no need to pretend to be affectionate in front of his elders, which was very disappointing to the elders' expectations.
He Jiang didn't force it: "Okay." Shang Jing, who had lost his memory, could just deceive himself, and there was no need for more people to get involved.
"I'll be back for lunch."
Shang Jing: "Understood, you don't need to turn a corner to remind me."
It's just right to go, it's convenient to do things.
As soon as He Jiang left, Shang Jing took out his mobile phone, re-watched the video "How to use Shaxian snacks to make Michelin three-star effect", and then opened the takeaway software to place an order.
Then, he went to the tool room and took out a very delicate enamel dinner plate he had seen before.
Plates of various shapes are the essence of a dish.
After Shang Jing washed the dinner plates, he went to the security room to pick up two handfuls of mint raised by the security captain, and bought a box of blueberries and a box of small tomatoes from the fruit shop at the door.
After waiting for another hour, I finally got my raw materials with a total price of 88 yuan.
Make the staple food first, roll up a ball of fried noodles with a silver fork, pick out the chopped green onion, shape it into a ball as much as possible, then place it in the center of the disc, pull out the silver fork, and decorate with two fresh and green mint leaves.
Cut the blueberries and cherry tomatoes in half, and decorate the remaining empty space of the disc in twos and threes.
Pour peanut butter into the white dish, pay attention to match with a slice of mint.
There must not be too much fried noodles, otherwise there will be no taste.
Take out two more chicken wings, wrap them in bread crumbs and egg liquid, and fry them until they are browned. Put them on a rectangular plate, and lay a layer of white oil paper cut into window grilles on the bottom. Squeeze a drop of round tomato sauce into the empty space at one end of the long plate, and pile mint leaves at the other end. The chicken wings should not be placed loosely, one should be placed on top of the other, and two blueberries are inadvertently scattered in the gap... The color is rich, and the index finger can move.
…
The little artist worked for an hour and made eight dishes, and there was even some leftovers for takeaway.
Shang Jing heated up the remaining chow mein in the microwave to make him full first.
He went to the wine storage room to pick out a red wine, two goblets, and spread a white lace tablecloth on the dining table, which was beautiful and romantic.
live together.
He Jiang had dinner at her parents' house at eleven o'clock, was half full, and got up to leave.
Mama He: "Remember to bring Xiaojing with you next time."
He Jiang was helpless: "I have said it several times, I am pursuing him, and it may not be possible when I come back next time. Do you not want me to come back?"
Mama He: "I read on the Internet that you two have a very good relationship. I also watched the live broadcast, son, if you like it, you can do it quickly, don't be a mother-in-law. Your aunt taught him to make dumplings. Didn't he make dumplings for you in the show? ?”
He Jiang didn't want his mother to be too optimistic, so as not to contact Shang Jing on a whim: "Your son has been in the industry for so many years, can't you understand that there are always acting elements on TV?"
Mother He: "You just say that the dumpling stuffing he made is your favorite?"
Every time He Jiang celebrates his birthday, Mother He will make dumplings for him with her own hands. Her son has many problems. He said that his favorite dumpling stuffing must be made by his favorite person. He will cherish it even more after eating it, and he will never get tired of it.
But this time when I came back, it was obvious that I was eating this every day.
He Jiang smiled modestly: "Yes."
Mother He: "Okay, go back and have lunch with your boyfriend, is he cooking for you and waiting for you?"
He Jiang: "Well, I'll come back when I have time."
Seeing a large table of flashy western food, He Jiang froze for a moment, feeling a little happy. It doesn't matter if the portion is small, he has already stuffed his stomach, the important thing is that it looks expensive and can express Shang Jing's intentions.
Shang Jing was worried about the fact that all the dishes on the table were cold, when He Jiang came back, he stood up and said with a guilty conscience: "The merchant delivered it too early, it's cold."
He Jiang: "It's okay, just heat it up."
Shang Jing looked at the eight dishes that had been painstakingly arranged on the plate, "You don't mind heating to spoil the beauty, do you?"
This heating can turn back to Shaxian snacks again.
He Jiang raised the corner of her mouth: "I have already received your wish. It's cold, so it's better to eat hot."
With that said, he turned on the microwave oven and heated up several dishes in ten minutes. Coming out of the microwave, the mint blueberries and cherry tomatoes were wilted.
He Jiang: "It's just some embellishment, it doesn't affect."
Shang Jing sat down anxiously, feeling that without these essential parts, the taste of these dishes would be compromised.
He watched He Jiang take a sip of "Spaghetti with Special Seasoned Tomato Sauce", "How is it?"
He Jiang thought that the taste was a bit like the Beijing noodles in the university cafeteria. The western restaurant Shangjing found was not authentic, so he was probably cheated by the online celebrity shop.
"delicious."
Shang Jing stretched his eyebrows and smiled, right, he also likes fried noodles! If it is paired with the cake he ordered and played the piano, wouldn't it be more advanced than a three-star restaurant
Both of them were very happy, and neither was very interested in the "big meal" on the table. In order to cover up this fact, they hit it off and opened the red wine.
Shang Jing raised his glass: "Happy birthday to you."
He Jiang: "Thank you."
Hope to hear it next year.
Shang Jing took a sip of red wine and suggested, "Would you like to watch a movie together?"
He checked it online, isn't it just a matter of eating and watching a movie on a birthday date? Oh, and there is also a link of giving birthday gifts, which can be postponed for now.
In view of He Jiang's status, it is most suitable to solve all the above links at home.
He Jiang's villa is also equipped with a home theater, but Shangjing has not tried it yet.
He saw many CDs on the shelf, all of which were movies played by He Jiang.
He randomly picked up one: "How about this one?"
He Jiang: "It's not that good." What's the point of seeing what I'm acting, do you want to replay your acting skills
Shang Jing: "Will this one work?"
He Jiang: "No."
Shang Jing frowned: "Are you not good at acting or not at the plot?"
He Jiang glanced at the CD in Shang Jing's hand, and said honestly: "The plot is not good."
Shang Jing: "But this movie ranks first in your encyclopedia."
Don't you want to pretend you haven't acted in a bad movie? Why is it still carelessly placed in the first column of the encyclopedia? Think he's easy to cheat
He Jiang had no choice but to say: "There are emotional lines."
He debuted in a variety of movies, but he rarely acted in pure romance movies. One is that he is not interested, and the other is that the director is not optimistic that he can perform a tortuous love story well. It is hard to imagine that He Jiang likes people. look.
Later, Lin Lin received a script with a moving emotional line and a strong plot line. She strongly suggested him to follow up, because if he plays this role well, he will definitely attract fans. Don’t fans love to watch affectionate characters
After studying the script, the director asked He Jiang if he had ever been in love, and if not, go to talk, as a task before starting the film, to experience some delicate and tender feelings between lovers.
He Jiang scoffed at this, but the director couldn't help emphasizing every day that he still lacked the emotion to capture something. He Jiang didn't believe in evil, and falling in love was not a magic pill. There are so many prodigal sons in the entertainment industry, how many of them can be movie kings
When he told this idea to a senior law student he knew, the senior sister suggested: "If you are afraid of trouble, you can try online dating."
He Jiang: "Thank you, no need."
If you are anonymous, you will not know whether there is a person or a dog behind the network cable. In terms of real names, with his fame, what is the difference between having one more fan
Sister: "I know a friend in the United States. He doesn't pay attention to the domestic entertainment industry. He won't come to China if he hasn't finished his studies. You won't have any troubles you are afraid of. You can try to practice with him. If you don't take it seriously, just get acquainted with it. Boyfriend feeling."
He Jiang sneered: "International online dating? Then why don't I find AI?"
The senior sister said meaningfully: "Because ai has no face."
She took out the photo: "Look at it."
In the photo, 18-year-old Shang Jing was sitting on the lawn in front of the teaching building reading a book. When he saw it, he smiled and fell in love with him.
He Jiang was silent for a while, without changing his face, he said: "Can he speak Chinese?"
Sister: "Of course, he is Chinese."
"Are you an adult?"
"nature."
So He Jiang and Shang Jing added their contact information.
Two months later, He Jiang participated in the movie "Our Life". The emotional line was sweet at first and then abused.
A year later, the film was released, and He Jiang won the best actor award again with this film.
Fans excitedly published a long paper, analyzing clearly and clearly what He Jiang performed stably in this movie and what he broke through against the sky. Her family, He Jiang, has no shortcomings in her acting skills now, and she is directly a god!
He Jiang's heart is at peace with these exaggerated comments.
Art comes from life, but life is higher than art.
In the few months he participated in the show, he first fell in love and then broke up. His life has ups and downs, which are more unforgettable than movies.
The goods were not right, and he was "frauded" by his senior sister.
…
The "fraud" accomplice, Shang Jing, held the movie "Our Life" and raised his eyebrows: "Emotional line?"
He Jiang nodded, because he didn't want to recall the "emotional line" for the second time.
They're not talking about the same emotional line.
Shang Jing: "Is there a kissing scene?"
He Jiang smiled: "Jealous?"
Shang Jing: "You just said there is?"
He Jiang: "No. My acting skills need a kiss scene to show?"
In fact, in the movies made by He Jiang, the emotional lines are all transparent backgrounds, except for "Our Life".
There was a kissing scene in the script, but He Jiang thought that she didn't even hold her boyfriend's hand, what if the business scene became jealous in the future, she insisted on deleting the scene.
What can the director do, I beg He Jiang to fall in love, and I will accept it.
Shang Jing carefully put the film back on the shelf, and he didn't watch it without a kissing scene.
Finally, I took an old classic movie that He Jiang used to study, "That's it."
He Jiang has watched the movie dozens of times, so it is naturally difficult to appreciate it from the perspective of watching the movie, but because he remembered some past events, he drank two glasses of red wine.
He poured the wine glass when it was empty, but He Jiang didn't notice. In the process, he also poured it for Shang Jing several times.
In the end, Shang Jing tilted his head, and just halfway through the movie, he fell drunk on He Jiang's shoulder.
He Jiang pushed him: "Are you drunk?"
Shang Jing rubbed his face on his hand: "Not drunk, sleepy."
He Jiang deliberately said: "Not drunk? Then can you recognize me as your husband?"
Shang Jing's eyes were dazed for a while, and he raised his head to look at He Jiang, "He Jiang? Husband?"
He Jiang delighted: "Huh?"
Shang Jing asked confusedly: "How much money can I get if I divorce you?"
The business scene of the studio flow water has been seen a long time ago, and the poor man marveled at the astronomical figures above.
He couldn't believe that half of it could be considered marital property.
He Jiang froze for a moment, then asked Shang Jing in a low voice, "Do you want to divorce me?"
The merchant nodded.
Short of money, I want to buy my father's house.
He Jiang seemed to be poured a bucket of ice water, every pore was filled with biting coldness.
Don't get Shang Jing drunk, and tell the truth after drinking, he is still immersed in a fake marriage life and cannot extricate himself.
The ridiculous thing is that even if it is a marriage caused by misunderstanding after amnesia, Shang Jing still thinks about divorce instead of living on. A person with amnesia is more awake than him.
This is really a birthday gift, let him know clearly that he had a dream.
Shang Jing: "Why don't you speak?"
He Jiang pinched his chin with a frosty face, and threatened in a non-threatening way: "Want to divorce me?"
"You won't get a dime!"
It's so cruel, you can't get a dime... Shang Jing subconsciously scolded a "scumbag", and wanted to jump up to reason with him, but he was drunk, opened his eyes twice, and leaned on the sofa, breathing Evenly fell asleep.
He Jiang pushed the drunk Shang Jing away, heartbroken and wanted to run away from home.
From the corner of his eye, he saw Shang Jing sleeping soundly on the sofa, pacing restlessly for a while, and finally resigned himself to picking him up, putting him on the bed, and covering him with a quilt.
When she came out, she saw that the trash can in the living room was full, and the moment He Jiang subconsciously bent down to pick up the bag, she closed her eyes as if awakened.
What is this doing? Running away from home and taking out the trash
He kicked the trash can angrily, and the trash can rolled to the ground, rolling out several takeaway boxes.
He Jiang glanced, and soon saw the eye-catching slip on the bag.
Zhajiang noodles, grilled wings... Food and beverage costs 70, delivery costs 18.
It's too cheap.
Cheap as hell!
Even if it exceeds three digits
She wanted to take away a huge amount of property from him, but she couldn't even give him a hundred yuan!
Shang Xiaogou is not the idiot who was cheated by the online celebrity shop, he is the idiot who has never learned his lesson!
"Come out for a drink and call Cen Fei Nuo."
Yang Yue was in the stage of just waking up when he received the call. He didn't hear He Jiang's depressed tone, so he asked puzzledly: "Didn't I say that I don't want to ask you out on my birthday this year? Didn't I want to have candlelight breakfast, lunch, and dinner with my boyfriend?"
He Jiang's face darkened: "Now we can make an appointment."
…
Shang Jing took a nap for two hours, and when he woke up, He Jiang was gone.
He searched everywhere, made sure he was not at home, made a few more calls, turned off the phone, and refused to answer.
"Who is it, the promised whole day is free?"
Shang Jing went up to the piano room on the third floor, looked at the three-layer cake that was brought up with great effort, and was a little depressed.
"I haven't eaten the cake yet."