Shang Jing got up from the bed, didn't play games last night, but didn't sleep very well.
The mobile phone next to the pillow vibrated, Shang Jing rubbed his eyes, picked it up and looked at it with a sleepy expression, it was Lin Lin calling.
"Hello, Miss Lin?"
Lin Lin spoke quickly and clearly when talking about her work: "He Jiang said earlier that he could find some easy interviews or endorsements for you. Here I have screened and there is a kitchenware endorsement and live broadcast invitation. Are you interested? "
Shang Jing figured it out last night. Regardless of whether he can get enough money to buy a house, he will get divorced after the variety show is over. He needs to get out of He Jiang's circle and have his own social life. His phone calls, and he is as lonely as the resentful husband who stays alone in his diary.
He was too careless, and accidentally went back to the original point.
The endorsement of kitchen utensils is aimed at He Jiang's reputation as a "virtuous wife", right? At that time, the divorce contract will be a mess, and you will have to argue with Party A.
Shang Jing said: "Let's forget the endorsement, I'm not a celebrity."
Lin Lin: "What about the live broadcast? Basically, it's the hostess screening the most curious questions from netizens. I'll do an interview with you. I'll keep an eye on the questions. I won't embarrass anyone. The live broadcast lasts for 40 minutes, and the fee is tax. The next 1.8 million."
Shang Jing swallowed the words of refusal, he gave too much, money is his best friend.
Shang Jing: "Yes."
Lin Lin: "Okay, then I will go with the contract. If it goes well, the preview will be released in the morning, and the live broadcast will be available in the evening. You can spare time. The venue can be a studio, or directly in He Jiang's villa."
He Jiang is very double-standard. She has never been willing to reveal her private life, but she told Lin Lin early in the morning that the activities of Shangjing should be arranged in a comfortable place as much as possible, even in a villa. For the first time to expose the residence, remember to double the quotation for Shangjing .
Business scene: "Go to the studio."
He Jiang doesn't like strangers coming to the villa.
After the live broadcast was finalized, Shang Jing hung up the phone, only to see the message He Jiang sent in the morning, he replied "OK", put the phone aside, and went upstairs to practice the piano.
The filming of the variety show will resume the day after tomorrow, and he will not be able to practice the piano for a period of time, so he has to hurry up.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Lin personally came to pick up Shang Jing to go to the live broadcast. As a high-flying agent, she rarely followed the scene, but He Jiang asked him to do everything about Shang Jing herself.
At 6:30, after finishing putting on makeup on the business scene, I chatted with the hostess to get acquainted first to avoid the embarrassing atmosphere of the live broadcast.
Lieutenant Ning Ning: "Our leader attaches great importance to Mr. Shang, and the degree of freedom given is very large. We also hired a special person to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room. We will review it first and then release it. Later, one of them will interact with the barrage in the live broadcast room." I promise that there will be no discordant bullet screens, if there is a fish that slips through the net, just ignore it."
Shang Jing: "Thank you, just call me Xiao Jing, I will try my best to cooperate."
"Xiaojing—"
A deep male voice came, Shang Jing looked back, and saw a strange young man, wearing a blue suit, walking towards him with a pocket in one hand.
"Do you mind if I call you that?" the man asked familiarly.
Shang Jing's eyes were slightly blank, he didn't know this person.
Ning Ning quickly got up and said: "This is Mr. Wang, the live broadcast process is going so fast this time, it was Mr. Wang who made the decision."
Wang Sheng stared at Shang Jing's face for three seconds, then stretched out his hand: "Hello, Wang Sheng."
Lin Lin, who was on the side, thumped in her heart, and sent a message to Xiaobei, asking him to check Wang Sheng's private life.
You won't find a rival for He Jiang in the last live broadcast, right
If He Jiang found out, he would have to tear up the 1.8 million broken contract on the spot.
After a while, Xiaobei sent Wang Sheng's information. He is the nephew of a high-level executive on the live broadcast platform.
Shang Jing's personality in the variety show is very in line with Wang Sheng's aesthetics, so much so that He Jiang wants to dig a corner.
Shang Jing didn't like the way Wang Sheng looked at him, it was a bit greasy, so he simply shook hands, the broadcast was about to start, he used an excuse to go to the bathroom again.
Coming out of the cubicle, Shang Jing saw this President Wang again, arranging his combed back hair in front of the mirror.
"Such a coincidence? It seems that we are destined." Wang Sheng directly expressed his intention, "I watched your variety show and liked you very much. Would you consider dumping He Jiang and staying with me?"
Shangjing: "I don't think about it."
Wang Sheng: "Don't be so anxious to answer me. You should be clear. It is impossible for He Jiang to marry you. If this happens, he will lose a large number of fans. As for me, the golden bachelor, we can get the certificate immediately. After marriage, I will not marry you." I will let you come out to work, you just need to make dumplings for me at home."
Shang Jing remained polite: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in being a canary."
Wang Sheng: "It's not called being a canary. If you are willing to live broadcast to make money, I can also provide you with a platform to become an Internet celebrity. Now Internet celebrities make more money than small stars. If you have no name and no distinction with He Jiang, why don't you have a relationship with He Jiang?" I, when I come here from now on, I am Mr. Wang, and you are the little proprietress."
Shang Jing frowned. Why did Wang Sheng say the same "little boss lady" so oily
Seeing that Shang Jing was not tempted, Wang Sheng took out a business card from his pocket: "You will be tempted. For now, if you don't want to part with He Jiang, you can try it with me first. Beauty and virtuousness can be cashed out, for example, in exchange for a live broadcast contract. "
The latter sentence is full of hints of unspoken rules.
Shang Jing is a little angry, he must be sick, not to mention that he and He Jiang are already married, and he will not have anything to do with anyone before the divorce. This is a respect for marriage, and it is also to avoid disadvantages when dividing property.
Why is this person talking to himself, can't he understand human speech
Shang Jing: "I'm sorry, I'll look at your face, let's talk about it when you look like He Jiang."
"I don't know what's good and what's wrong." Wang Sheng stood where he was, with a terrible expression on his face. I thought I would be able to tease a beautiful wife, but I didn't expect the words to be really ugly.
His expression turned cold, and he made a call to the backstage: "Remove the restriction that the barrage will be judged first and then released, and spent so much money to hire an ancestor! Is it worth two million if you don't explode?"
At 7:30, the live broadcast started as scheduled.
Ning Ning: "Netizens are very interested in He Jiang's boyfriend who turned out to be born. For this live broadcast, we are fortunate to have the boyfriend's business scene! Welcome!"
Shang Jing greeted his friends in the live broadcast room: "Good evening everyone, I am Shang Jing."
At the beginning, there were a few common questions, such as what Shang Jing likes to eat and what games he likes. Slowly, the questions began to extend to He Jiang.
Ning Ning: "On the day your relationship was exposed, in Yang Yue's live broadcast room, you called Yang Yue, and you used Mr. He's mobile phone. Do you usually share mobile phones?"
Shang Jing: "If I want to use it, he won't stop it."
Ning Ning: "It seems that you two have a good relationship and trust each other! Netizens are envious, so you must all know what the note is in each other's phone, can you tell me?"
Shang Jing was like a good student who was asked questions by Ban Shiren, he didn't know how to avoid questions at all, and he couldn't tell lies either. He scratched his palms and showed embarrassment.
He had seen He Jiang's cell phone, but He Jiang hadn't seen his cell phone.
Seeing him embarrassed, Ning Ning asked, "Can't you disclose it?"
Shang Jing: "Yes, yes."
Ning Ning's eyes lit up, her stuttering appearance, the answer must be very topical: "Then what did you make a note for Mr. He?"
Shang Jing whispered: "Scumbag."
Studio.
"Hahahahahahaha he scumbag really has you!"
"He Jiang, your wife spoke ill of you in the live broadcast!"
"I bet He Jiang must have pissed off his wife recently! Our business scene is very obedient, and we will sweetly note the little daughter-in-law of 'husband'!"
"He Laogou, go find your wife and forgive him!"
"Shut up those who climb along the pole, why are you a scumbag? Didn't you see what a good man He Jiang is?"
"I've never seen someone call my boyfriend a scumbag."
At the same time, He Jiang, who took time to watch his wife's live broadcast: "..."
Scumbag
The hostess took the opportunity to dig out: "Why is it called this? How is Teacher He similar to a scumbag?"
Naturally, Shang Jing couldn't tell the truth, so he found a random reason: "Well, because he occasionally stays out at night."
Ning Ning: "Yesterday was Teacher He's birthday—"
Lin Lin's eyes sharpened. She wanted to ask He Jiang if he didn't come home last night. She immediately made crosses outside the camera, and forbade the hostess to spread out about He Jiang's private life.
Ning Ning changed the subject, and asked instead: "Do you consider changing the notes for the exam, so that Teacher He can have a happy birthday?"
Shang Jing: "Let's talk about it."
He Jiang froze for a moment, and when Shang Jing told him where he did not return at night, his heart suddenly ached.
He suddenly became a scumbag
Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room is getting higher and higher, Ning Ning raised her eyebrows and continued to ask: "What about the note that Teacher He gave you?"
Shang Jing suddenly blushed, embarrassed to say this to the camera, lowered his head slightly, and said, "Shang Puppy."
Ningning: "Hahaha, is it because you are a dog?"
"No." Shang Jing's cheeks turned redder.
Not because I am a dog, but because I lick dogs.
What a shame! It's embarrassing to be a licking dog! Not only will he be called a puppy by He Jiang, but he will also be known by the people of the whole country!
Studio.
"Family, I have tasted sweetness! Is my sense of taste not bad?"
"Where is the person who accused Shang Jing of being a scumbag just now? Come out and take a few steps. Do you want to take care of the couple's interests?"
"The name Shang Xiaogou is too intimate!"
"I love it, I'm obsessed with cp with this flavor!"
"Scumbag and Shang Xiaogou, playing wildly, baby!"
The hot spot of this live broadcast is considered to be there, and the following are some standard questions.
Ning Ning: "What are your plans next? Fans are strongly urging you to open Weibo."
Shang Jing didn't open Weibo, and He Jiang said that Heizi also followed Weibo and harassed him with private messages every day, so he simply didn't open it.
"I have fans?" Shang Jing was surprised, what are you fans of him, he is not a star.
Lemon: "Of course, and very, very many."
Shang Jing: "Thank you for liking it. I bought a book recently and am preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. I will read it carefully and I will not disappoint everyone's likes."
Studio.
"Didn't Ma Ma let you take the postgraduate entrance examination! Ma Ma let you open Weibo and enter the circle!"
"Help, why are you so obedient, you are so cute when you obediently read!"
"Which school did you go to, Bao'er, I will take the postgraduate entrance examination to accompany you!"
…
"It's time to start the barrage interaction! Sisters, be more reserved, don't scare us Bao'er."
The bullet screen suddenly changed, changing the painting style.
"Tell me the story about you and your scumbag husband."
"Tell me the story about you and your scumbag husband."
"Tell me the story about you and your scumbag husband."
Shang Jing looked at the barrage and bit his lip. How can this be said? He lost his memory.
"I can't talk about it... I just know you from the game, you can ask He Jiang."
Barrage: "It turned out that I couldn't find a husband like He Jiang because I was too skilled."
"Don't get too stuck on gender, take me to the top and I'll call you husband."
"Tell me how you play the game." Shang Jing read out a barrage, "Voice and microphone."
The screen was full of barrages asking him to tell about how he met He Jiang, and Shang Jing could only try to pick out a little bit of a different barrage from the cracks.
He frowned slightly and read: "He Jiang planted a loquat tree in the courtyard tonight... what do you mean?"
Lin Lin's complexion changed. It wasn't because she said that the barrage would be reviewed, but why there were curse words. She immediately said, "It's almost time."
Ning Ning didn't expect that, and smiled awkwardly: "It's a translation of a sentence in classical Chinese... That's it for tonight, thank you, Shang Jing, for coming to our live broadcast room."
At the moment when the barrage was closed, Shang Jing saw several words "Jiu Leu Yu".
What does this all mean
He Jiang had worked all day and was sitting in the nanny's car watching the live broadcast. When she heard this, she immediately withdrew and asked Lin Lin, "Didn't you do the barrage screening?"
Lin Lin was both guilty and angry: "It was agreed before, but now this side does not admit that there is no review, saying that it was released by mistake. I won't just let it go."
He Jiang: "No discussion, sue."
He Jiang swiped Weibo a few times and found that the wind was not in the right direction. After a while, "Shang Jing Jiu Leu Yu" was posted as a hot search entry, and "Shang Jing has no culture, relying on his face to get He Jiang's popularity" Making money" posts popped up several times in a second.
He Jiang said decisively, "Go to Shengjin Community."
Driver: "Aren't you going to pick up Mr. Shang back to the villa area?"
He Jiang: "Go to Sheng Jin first, I'll get something."
After the live broadcast of the business scene, I learned from Lin Lin that the "loquat tree" was originally from "Xiang Jixuan Zhi", "My wife died when my wife died", the author used the loquat tree to commemorate his dead wife, and it became a curse for some netizens The words of other people's dead wives.
In other words, this sentence is a curse on Shang Jing's death.
The full name of "nine leaking fish" is the fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education.
One sentence from Shang Jing revealed that he had never studied "Xiang Ji Xuan Zhi", and was caught as "uneducated".
Shang Jing said awkwardly, "Am I ashamed?"
It turned out that he had not completed the nine-year compulsory education.
Lin Lin took him into the car: "Who are you to lose, you have completed your education in the United States, and you have just graduated from college. "Xiang Jixuan Zhi" is the content of a high school textbook. Netizens use it everywhere after learning a word. They are the ones who don't know much about it."
That being said, people on the Internet follow what they say, and once the label is pasted, it is difficult to tear it off. Strictly speaking, Shang Jing did not receive the nine-year compulsory education in China, and if he was caught with a single word, he would use it everywhere.
When Shang Jing searched the full text of "Xiang Ji Xuan Zhi" on the Internet, He Jiang quickly arrived at Shengjin Community. This is the Daping floor in the city center where he lived three years ago. It is a high-rise skyscraper and overlooks the night view of the city.
The old mobile phone he used three years ago is also thrown here.
He Jiang ran all the way in, and the public opinion war was against the clock, and every minute could save thousands of times.
He opened the door, opened the drawer, charged the old mobile phone, turned it on, opened the photo album, and scrolled down to find a screenshot of the international air express and a package.
Then log in to the WeChat of this phone, and there are complete chat records in it.
After breaking up at that time, he was reluctant to delete the chat history, and he didn't want to see his girlfriend every day, so he simply changed his phone.
After finding all of them, He Jiang edited a clarification Weibo.
Shang Xiaojing was taken abroad by his mother when he was six years old, and his heart of being a child abroad has never changed. It has always been his regret that he did not have the opportunity to receive domestic education. He often asked me to send him books.
In addition, Shang Jing was admitted to the best music department in the United States by his own ability, so it’s easy to say that he is uneducated. He Jiang’s studio is very busy, and he doesn’t mind accompanying some people in the reputation lawsuit every day.
Attached pictures: package of textbooks for nine-year compulsory education, ancient Chinese history, modern history, package of Marxist-Leninist Mao, courier slip, admission notice of Shangjing University, chat records of Shangjing and He Jiang reporting their reading progress, and Shangjing's reading notes.
In one minute, there are nearly ten thousand comments.
"The first time I squatted on He Jiang's Weibo, I knew that the scumbag would not let me down! Boyfriend Max!"
"Ah, wife-protecting madman He Jiang! Huh, huh, I'm relieved to hand over Shang Puppy to you!"
"Fuck, Shang Xiaojing's notes are too serious. Apart from those from the Horse Court, there are a few Marxists, Leninists and Maoists who take as many notes as he does."
"I love Xiaojing, the sea turtle merchant who is serious about self-study! This is the most moving picture I have seen today."
"Isn't this much better than those who haven't completed the nine-year compulsory education in China?"
He Jiang stared at the comments for a while. Basically, no one scolded Shang Jing for being uneducated. Of course, some people asked why he didn't send him high school textbooks.
He Jiang didn't answer.
Of course it was because... it was too late to break up, so he went home and sorted out his high school textbooks, which are now thrown in the closet beside him.
…
Shang Jing was reading "Xiang Ji Xuan Zhi" according to the annotations, when Lin Lin suddenly asked him to read He Jiang's Weibo.
Shang Jing turned to Weibo and read it all carefully. At this moment, He Jiang called.
For some reason, Shang Jing's eyes were a little red, as if a wild child was being bullied by a group, and suddenly a big brother stepped forward to stand up for him.
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"They said I was a fish that slipped through the nine-year compulsory education..."
He Jiang's voice was very gentle: "No, you are not."
Shang Jing's nose was sour, and he remembered He Jiang who didn't answer the phone yesterday, so he swallowed back his emotion, "Oh."
He Jiang hung up the phone and twitched the corners of her mouth in confusion, "Are you angry?"
After He Jiang went to Shengjin Community, she went in the opposite direction to Shang Jing, and it was obviously not as fast as Lin Lin driving back to pick up Shang Jing. They could almost meet at the door when they went home.
He Jiang arrived home before Shang Jing, passed by the community security room, and was stopped.
"Mr. He, there is a package from Mr. Shang, please take it back."
The security guard took out a box: "It seems to be the postgraduate entrance examination books bought by Mr. Shang."
He Jiang got out of the car and opened the trunk. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a three-tiered cake stand in the security room.
The security guard moved the book in, and said casually: "Thank you for the cake, I missed you yesterday, happy birthday, I will make it up today."
He Jiang's figure paused, the palm of his hand was still holding on to the open trunk door, and he forgot to press down: "Cake?"
Security guard: "Here, it's the one in the house. It's such a big three-layer cake. I haven't finished eating it today. The temperature was low last night. Cover the box and keep it outside to keep it fresh. It won't go bad. Before my daughter celebrated her birthday, I was in the cake shop. I've seen it, the one on the third floor is 1688!"
He Jiang focused her eyes on the cake. After one night, the mounting flowers on it were no longer as delicate as before, but she could vaguely tell what a beautiful cake it was.
"When did Shang Jing get it?"
"Just after twelve o'clock."
He Jiang imagined that at twelve o'clock in the night, the temperature was below zero, and Shang Xiaojing couldn't wait for him, so he had to go out alone with the cake and give it to the security room.
He closed his eyes, slept, slept, slept with your mother! You have to crawl back even if you crawl...
He Jiang entered the security room, stood still for a while, and scooped a spoonful of butter that was no longer fresh.
The sweet cream slid into the throat, and a heart-piercing pain rushed up.
"Can I redeem this cake?"