"Ah, the dog man is too good at coaxing his wife!"
"I'm so young, I really thought He Jiang was playing with her phone!"
"The scumbag is too good! Shang Xiaogou can't play with him!"
"Why is Shang Xiaogou angry? Is it because the scumbag 'bullied' too hard on his birthday?"
""Bully""
"Bet on a spicy stick, Shang Xiaogou can't refuse."
"Is it because I'm dazzled? You see, the No. 1 teammate ID that He Jiang matched is the game anchor soda."
"Upstairs you are not dazzled. The people in the live broadcast room on both sides said that He Jiang came prepared when it came to coaxing his wife."
"Shocked my mother, He Jiang spent a lot of money to buy equipment from his teammates."
"Give out red envelopes at the beginning of the game, saying that this game will jump with him to grab the airdrop, and buy the third-level 8x mirror at a high price."
"I thought it was someone who was stupid and rich, but it turned out to be He Jiang, so it's okay."
Shang Jing looked at the mobile phone under his nose, trying to strengthen his mind.
Here we go again! Chasing people starts from the game, copy the routine!
Do you think he is a goldfish? Do you remember to eat or not to fight
The best thing about human beings is that they can learn lessons. Shang Jing turned his head stubbornly, "Don't fight."
Under the long eyelashes, there is a glimmer of light at the end of the eyes, staring at the game faintly and a little greedily.
He has been playing games for so long, always picking up broken equipment, unable to grab his teammates, and dare not act alone.
He Jiang gave a "tsk" regretfully, "It's rare to have the same location as the airdrop, with full equipment and super-skilled teammates. It's a rare chance. I won't have such good luck next time."
Shang Jing turned sideways slightly, giving Yu Yu a little more out of the corner of his eye.
Studio.
"Don't believe it, baby!"
"Don't trust a man's mouth for anything!"
"Shang Zai, after you finish this round, you will find that there is another round."
"The scumbag has money! He will buy it again!"
"Redefinition: Rare, good luck, hard to come by."
"soda thanks He Jiang for complimenting him on being super god, and by the way, thank He Jiang for buying the 8x lens for 1,000 yuan."
"Shang Zai'er's side profile is so pretty! Suck it like crazy! Thinking that as long as the scumbag can suck it, the scumbag will do all kinds of tricks, and the old mother's heart will break."
"I don't care if this couple is so sweet."
No matter how loud the howl was in the live broadcast room, the parties involved couldn't hear it, and Shang Jing's eyes were completely attracted by the game.
He Jiang said that the configuration of this game is very rare, and he will regret it if he doesn't play.
It won't matter if you play a round.
He Jiang: "There is a person on the opposite side, and there are no teammates."
Shang Jing turned around abruptly and said anxiously, "You hit him!"
He Jiang slowly turned on the 8x mirror to aim at the lone wolf. The other party didn't seem to notice that there were people in the grass on the opposite side, and was facing them.
The red dot in the center of the 8x mirror was aimed at his head, and he could headshot him with a single shot.
Shang Jing stretched out his index finger and clicked to shoot.
In silence, the enemy fell to the ground.
He Jiang took advantage of the situation and stuffed the phone into Shang Jing's hand, "It's amazing."
Shang Jing was so flattered by the praise that He Jiang didn't even bother to move the chair behind him.
He Jiang hugged Shang Jing's waist from behind, guiding him to play games in a low voice.
"There are people in the direction of 350."
Shangjing: "Where is 350?"
He Jiang: "...to the left, go a little further."
…
"Someone throws a grenade, get up and run."
Shang Jing was in a hurry, pressed the wrong key, stood up and fell down, and was blown up two seconds later.
He fell to the ground, waiting for the rescue of his teammates. His closest teammate was only thirty meters away.
Shang Jing watched the distance between the four teammates getting farther and farther, and frowned, "Aren't they going to save me?"
Could it be that it's not worth the risk to save it after finding out that it's a rookie playing games
He Jiang didn't change his face: "I can't take care of myself, the smoke|bombs are all used up."
Throwing □□ can block the line of sight and prevent the business scene from being shot.
Shang Jing did not doubt that he was there. He Jiang used to play games and could always accurately judge what was in his teammate's bag: "That's it."
He returned the mobile phone to He Jiang without any hesitation, and started the game with a full match, but he only played for nine minutes.
It's like a hungry child who has been tempted by roast chicken for a long time, finally made up his mind to taste it, and was taken away as soon as he tore a piece of chicken wing.
No matter how full you are, it is better not to eat, and you will be even more greedy after eating.
It's so frustrating, if he didn't shake his hands, he would definitely be able to eat chicken with his teammates in this round.
If only I could do it all over again.
He Jiang said inadvertently: "If our tacit understanding can win the first place later, I will get you a better one."
Shang Jing's eyes lit up: "Really? Didn't you say it was difficult?"
He Jiang: "There are always more solutions than difficulties."
Shang Jing, who originally planned to express negatively: "Okay."
Studio.
"Let me tell you a joke: the retired e-sports god Soda can't take care of himself."
"Report! There are five smoke bombs in the soda bag!"
"My family, I understand why Shang Jing is called He Jiang's scumbag."
"Hahaha, I'm being manipulated to death."
"The case has been solved. He Jiang told his teammates from the very beginning, don't help him when he's down. It turns out he's here waiting to cheat his wife."
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"How should I let my son know the truth, urgently, wait online."
"Can you invite me for the next game? God of War last season, it doesn't matter whether you have money or not. I promise I won't help your wife if she falls down."
"The game of eating chicken is so real that He Jiang understands it."
As soon as the game on the mobile phone ended, the director called everyone to get ready to start.
The group of He Jiang and Shang Jing is always the finale, which can effectively retain the audience.
The questions given by the program group are difficult and easy to match. For simple ones such as fruits and flowers, if you answer one question correctly, add a word to the next question.
For example, the first question is watermelon, the second question is carnation, and the third question is bouncy castle.
At the end of the first two groups, within three minutes, one answered 5 questions correctly and the other answered 3 questions correctly.
When it was the turn of He Jiang's group, Shang Jing made gestures to describe. He could use words, but he could not mention the words in the answer.
He Jiang came to guess.
He Jiang was worried that if she described it by herself, she would inadvertently talk about things that Shang Jing had forgotten in the past, wasting time in vain.
The common things in the first three questions are very simple.
The fourth question is four words - I love you very much.
Shang Jing blushed when he saw it, "Four words for confession."
He Jiang: "I like you."
Shang Jing was in a hurry, and when he was racing against time, he couldn't care less: "No, you told me yesterday!"
He Jiang smiled: "I love you very much."
So sweet in private!
Absolutely, absolutely, there is absolutely no element of acting in this sentence, it is sweeter than the confession he said in the movie!
Is there any sisters who have recorded the collection of He Jiang's love words, I want to read it every night.
Why bother, sister, it's my wife who is being coaxed.
You don't understand, without the business scene, I will never hear such sincere words from the male god in this life.
Shang Jing suspected that the answer to this mystery was He Jiang's manipulation in the dark. When he saw the next question, his eyes rolled: "Five-word colloquialisms describe you saying you love me, but you don't act."
— Empty talk.
He Jiang simply said: "I can't figure it out, next question."
Another question is still five words.
Shang Jing snorted, "You are very good at variety shows, compared to you...?"
—The little witch is the big witch.
He Jiang smiled: "I can't think of it, Shang... Jing, do you still want to play games?"
Shang Jing: "Hit!"
The actor's acting skills: I can't think of it.
He Jiang paused when he called Shang Jing's name. He definitely wanted to call Shang Xiaojing Shang Puppy, because there was a word "little" in the answer "a little witch sees a big witch", so he avoided it.
I bet he knew the answer to the last question too.
I'm so relieved that Shang Jing didn't forgive him just because of one game!
The yin and yang are so cute!
I can watch 100 episodes of the little couple quarreling!
Shang Jing was threatened for a while, and described it honestly, without adding the scumbag situation.
The more the number of words increases, the more some written language appears, and the six or seven characters are even a sentence in classical Chinese on the language document.
The first group got stuck on a five-character poem. No matter how Juzhou described it, Liu Xin had never read it, so he would never get it right.
The idol group in the second group was set up as a person who "can never leave the book". The Reuters pictures taken by the fans were all reading books on the set, but they only answered three questions correctly, which was beyond everyone's expectations.
Shang Jing was right in thinking, He Jiang did operate in secret, and "suggested" the director to choose the content of junior high school Chinese textbooks, so that the variety show has "learning significance".
Of course, he just wanted to prove that his wife had studied hard by herself.
In the end, their group answered 9 questions correctly, as many as Cen Fei Nuo later, and tied for first place.
After the game, the live broadcast is closed.
The second filming of the program team chose a small island in the south of the motherland. When the temperature in S City is below zero, only a thin long-sleeved shirt is worn here.
When the sun came out at noon, I even only wore short sleeves.
He Jiang put sunscreen on Shang Jing's neck, and Shang Jing played games with his mobile phone. In this round, he also took over a perfect team from He Jiang. It took ten minutes before he was eliminated.
Satisfied, Shang Jing returned the phone to He Jiang, took out his own phone, and as soon as he unlocked it, five push messages popped up from the WeChat official account he followed.
The official accounts he followed were all related to He Jiang. In order to learn more about the scumbag, Shang Jing didn't unfollow him.
Curiously, he entered a thread where He Jiang paid a lot of money to buy equipment for his wife, and half a minute later, he threw the phone to He Jiang: "Are you tricking me?"
He Jiang is not guilty: "Yeah."
The routine is shameful but useful.
Shang Jing said angrily: "Why don't you let your teammates save me! Your heart is too dark!"
He Jiang: "My wife can only be saved by me."
Shang Jing's heart skipped a beat, no, he couldn't talk to He Jiang, he would take the opportunity to confess his love whenever he spoke, and would not listen or listen.
He Jiang: "If I don't use any tricks, will you deliberately be the last one?"
Shang Jing was told what was going on in his mind, and his eyes wandered: "That's not the case."
He Jiang: "Don't forget, the director said that the group with the highest points will have a mysterious prize. I don't want this prize, I'll give it to you."
Now the points of the four groups are: 2, -1, 2, 5. He Jiang's group is 5.
Shang Jing's ears twitched. If they don't lose the chain next, they are basically sure.
Mystery prize.
If you give it all to him, can you take it away in divorce
No matter how small a mosquito's legs are, they are still meat. Who can't be tempted by the pie in the sky
Shang Jing asked tentatively: "You should have seen the budget of the program, right? How much is the budget for the grand prize?"
He Jiang said inscrutablely: "At least six figures."
Shang Jing opened his eyes slightly, at least 100,000, not only the legs of mosquitoes, but also the legs of elephants!
"I do."
The afternoon itinerary is a good journey to visit scenic spots and eat seafood.
For a long period of time, it was recorded by drones, aiming to show the beauty and tranquility of this small town. The broadcast of the program will surely attract a bunch of northerners to travel here in winter.
At this time, the guests all took off the microphones and were free to talk about some private matters.
Shang Jing and He Jiang went to the seaside park, and the program team suggested that they get off the drone for a long-distance run. Sea breeze, coconut trees, runway, youth, the picture will look better.
Shang Jing agreed, tied his shoelaces and rushed out. He likes running very much, and he specially chooses small paths for walking. He Jiang follows him from a distance, smiling.
Shang Jing turned a corner and passed a semi-open red brick house with the opening on the other side. He was about to go in and sit down when he suddenly heard the sound of a conversation coming from inside.
It was Ju Zhou and Liu Xin in the first group. Ju Zhou's voice was a little aggrieved, "Your mother called you again? Afraid I will drag you to forcefully obtain the certificate?"
Liu Xin comforted: "My mother thinks that I am still young, and getting married will affect my career. I will slowly convince her until we are more mature."
Juzhou: "How many years have you been persuaded? Liu Xin, you are twenty-seven and I am thirty..."
Shang Jing hurriedly turned his footsteps, and walked back along the sand pool lightly.
Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and heterosexuality also has resistance.
After visiting the park, the director team asked everyone to gather, got on a bus, and took them to a handicraft workshop, where they could make some porcelain shapes, and after firing and processing, they would send them to the guests' homes.
Shang Jing had a sudden whim and squeezed a white skull.
He Jiang made cups in a regular manner. He wanted to imitate Shang Jing's style and make couple cups with him, but he didn't seem to know what Shang Jing was making. It was a mess full of holes: "What you made is What?"
Shang Jing: "Skull!"
He Jiang: "... I don't know what's going on in your head."
Didn't you see that other groups are making couple products? Couple Cup Couple Pen Holder Couple Mobile Phone Holder…
He Jiang had no choice but to take some more materials, make two by himself, and share one when he went home.
A day passed like this, not too tiring, to the point of wanting to give money to the program group.
The place to live at night is also very luxurious. Shang Jing was lying on the bed chatting with Zhuang Qun, when he suddenly saw He Jiang going out, he blurted out: "Where are you going?"
As soon as the words came out, Shang Jing frowned. He obviously didn't want to care about what happened.
He Jiang: "I asked for leave from the director team, and I went to get something from a friend. Do you want to come with me?"
It was said that it was a leave of absence, but there were no other recording activities at night, and even the photographer fell asleep.
Shang Jing had already changed into his pajamas, even though he was curious, he held back: "No, you'd better stay outside and never come back."
Maybe he didn't even realize it, but he was still competing with each other. Last time He Jiang didn't come home for his birthday.
He Jiang heard it, and promised: "Come back within an hour."
Shang Jing monopolized the big bed, leaning on two pillows alone, happily asking Zhuang Quin to play online games together.
The two kept dying and retreating. They played 7 rounds in an hour, and the average game time of a single round was less than ten minutes.
Shang Jing yawned, exited the game, and glanced at the time.
It's been an hour.
It's not that he kept the time on purpose, but why hasn't He Jiang come back yet
He got out of bed, opened the curtains and looked down, but didn't see a car coming in.
The phone rang suddenly, an unknown foreign number, and the ringtone was sudden and startling in the middle of the night.
Shang Jing pressed the connection button, and said in an anxious tone: "Is He Jian your husband? He got into a car accident and is now being rescued in the operating room. Please prepare 200,000 to call the hospital account immediately!"
A chill rose from the soles of his feet, and Shang Jing's face turned ashen in an instant. He felt that he had returned to the icy and snowy north. He was so frozen that he couldn't speak, and his lips were pale: "You, you say it again, is it He Jiang?"
The person on the other side paused for a moment: "It's He Jiang. It's your husband, right? The situation is very serious now. The doctor has to decide the rescue method based on your financial situation, whether to use the most expensive imported materials. How much can you remit immediately?"
Shang Jing panicked all of a sudden, tears flowed out, and big drops fell on the ground. The fingers holding on to the window sill grasped the frame tightly, like grabbing a life-saving straw, so as not to let his legs go limp. , please save him! I have money!"
The tone on the other side was more anxious and serious: "Please remit 200,000 to the hospital account immediately, and a text message will be sent to you. Hurry up, I have to notify the next person, don't delay, your husband's life depends on your speed."
Shang Jing was so frightened that he didn't know what to do. When he received the text message, he copied it twice tremblingly before he succeeded. He wanted to send it to Lin Lin so that she could send money online.
He didn't download the bank app on his mobile phone, because he was afraid that Lin Lin would not be able to contact him late at night, and he ran out without even putting on his commercial shoes. He remembered seeing an ATM machine when he passed by the building today.
Two hundred thousand, he has two hundred thousand... Fortunately, he has two hundred thousand...
He remembered the last thing he said to He Jiang, "Don't come back tonight", he couldn't breathe for a moment, he didn't want to curse He Jiang.
While crying and opening the door, Shang Jing called Di Linlin with hazy vision. He missed the doorknob at the first time, missed it, almost staggered, opened the door the second time, and bumped into a warm chest head-on.
He Jiang hugged Shang Jing, feeling hot tears in one hand, "What's wrong? What happened?"
Didn't he just exceed the time limit by five minutes? Does Shang Xiaogou feel that he has been out of the night for the second time? Or sleeping and having nightmares
Afraid of repeating the same mistakes, He Jiang hurriedly said: "I haven't been here for a long time, and the navigation took the wrong route. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late."
Hearing He Jiang's voice, Shang Jing raised his head and wiped away his tears in a panic, but the tears flowed more fiercely: "Oh, you're fine... Someone called me and said you were in a car accident and asked me to send money..."
He didn't seem to believe it, he pinched He Jiang up and down, and after making sure that he didn't have any missing arms or legs, he collapsed on He Jiang's chest and hugged his waist: "What's going on, bastard, who lied to me..."
He Jiang immediately understood: "Telecom fraud, just like Yang Yue's live broadcast last time, it's okay, I'm okay, don't cry baby."
He picked up the barefoot Shang puppy, carried it to the bed and put it down, hugged him in his arms to comfort him, his hands were full of Shang Jing's tears, which made his heart sore and astringent.
Is this the Shang puppy who wants a divorce wholeheartedly? Then why cry so badly
He Jiang rubbed his head, relieved the atmosphere and said, "Why are you crying, you can inherit all the inheritance after I die."
Isn't this better than a few percent of divorce points
Shang Jing was not amused when he heard the words, he cried until he choked up, sobbing and saying: "No, no, I don't want it..."
Woooooo he doesn't want He Jiang's property anymore.
The author has something to say: Let me see who hasn't downloaded the National Anti-Fraud app.