At first, He Jiang admired the business scene very much: knowing that he was playing games, he would not retaliate when he scolded.
Later he understood, more or less because he couldn't understand the national curse, and couldn't hear the sarcasm, he didn't know where he learned it, and he could only say a few words back and forth: "Brother is so amazing! Brother is super god! brother save me..."
Shang Jing said: "I like your voice, I like when you scold me."
It was because Shang Jing wanted to learn to swear, and was afraid that he would not be able to understand if he returned to China!
Every sentence is the truth, there is no acting element, but it is a big liar.
Hehe, there is no better way to express He Jiang's gnashing of teeth than the name Shang Xiaogou.
He was so shameful and so self-indulgent that he was too embarrassed to tell even to Shang Jing who had lost his memory.
The 23-year-old He Jiang was young and energetic, and she was sincerely feeding the dog. She became angry from embarrassment, and kissed Shang Jing forcefully to learn spoken English from him, so why can't she kiss? !
In order to earn back the ticket money, He Jiang tried to speak quickly, but he didn't make the ticket money back, but lost his heart even more thoroughly, and he never forgot it ever since.
In addition, there is also a little secret thought: "Our Life" script originally had a kiss scene, when He Jiang thought that her boyfriend had broken up, and the first kiss would be confessed in the movie, she felt extremely dissatisfied, and desperately wanted to have a kiss scene. It depends on Shang Jing.
But later, He Jiang didn't film that kiss scene, and lived a life like a monk.
He shouldn't have kissed him back then. He just thought that Shang Xiaogou's soul was very suitable for him, but he didn't expect to kiss his mouth so well.
Pissed him off.
Even with a lot of annoyance in his heart, He Jiang still felt that it was fortunate that Shang Xiaogou chose to practice speaking by himself.
Can you really feel calm after kissing each other
When I saw the picture of being in the hospital sent by Shang Jing, the volcano at the bottom of the lake burst into smoke.
He Jiang stood still for a while, then went to the bathroom to find his wife who was hiding.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Shang Jing looking at him quietly, and complained: "You don't save me any face?"
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How can you tell the embarrassing thing about your wife pretending to be an adult in front of the whole country
He Jiang asked back: "You said that I am an old man, intending to provoke me, did you give me face?"
Shang Jing raised his eyes: "We won the last place, doesn't it just mean that I saved face for you?"
Seeing his confident look of "I can make you fly into a rage with a single finger movement", He Jiang laughed softly.
Now that his self-cultivation has improved to a higher level, Shang Jing will not be angry at anything. There is no one to replace him when he gets sick, and he has to be repeatedly stimulated by Shang Jing.
"You can try without saving face for me."
Xiao Zuojing was provoked face to face, and the corners of his mouth immediately turned up in dissatisfaction: "I'm not afraid to tell you, I still have this book of masterpieces that I haven't practiced yet."
The master above must do eighteen things, and he has only done one or two.
"I could have been first."
He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "Let me see?"
Shang Jing's eyes flickered and he clenched the phone tightly. This is not acceptable. The memorandum diary is something he must delete before he dies. No one can read it except himself.
Shang Jing: "Anyway, you have to remember, I'm showing mercy today."
Shang Jing blushed: "So... don't tell everyone a story next time."
Just talk about it, don't add another camera to shoot his reaction, how is this different from shooting that kind of naked video
He Jiang must be somewhat perverted.
He Jiang apologized: "Sorry, I was a little angry when you said I was old, and I didn't notice the live broadcast."
He has only kissed Shang Xiaojing a few times in his life, how can he grow old
He Jiang originally planned to cut this video back and keep it for himself.
Shang Jing: "It's not enough to apologize."
He Jiang said: "The added camera was not broadcast live. I asked the director to give me this video. Let's watch it at home."
His wife, whose cheeks were flushed from teasing, honestly didn't want to show it to outsiders.
Shang Jing: "Pervert... how many rounds of games do we still have in our variety show? Can we still win the mysterious prize?"
He Jiang: "There are still two rounds, the first round is the wedding room competition, warm up in the afternoon, and the voting will be launched at eight o'clock in the evening."
Five points will be added to the wedding room with the highest number of votes, but to be honest, He Jiang doesn't have much confidence in his wedding room. He and Shang Jing like it, but it doesn't necessarily fit the trend.
Now the points of the four groups are 5, -1, 3, 4 respectively.
In the first group, Juzhou asked Liu Xin to cook breakfast three times on the grounds that it didn't suit his appetite, and he won the first place and added three points.
In the second group, Lu Gaojie didn't dare to touch Huan Nalan, fearing that they would be the only group to get mad, so he just asked Huan Nalan to peel a plate of grapes for him.
In the third group, Zhuang Que ordered millet porridge with a temperature of 43 degrees. Cen Feinuo was afraid that the thermometer would not be bought, and the millet porridge would be cold first, so he ran all the way to buy it and won the second place.
One point was deducted from Shang Jing's group, and the total points fell to second place.
Shang Jing: "The mysterious prize is a bit hanging."
He actually missed in the field he was most familiar with, and his cleverness was confused for a while!
He Jiang thought that if he didn't get it, I'll make a copy for you, and said, "After the wedding house selection, there will be a final round of games. The director team won't disclose what it is."
The program of the variety show was fixed from the very beginning, especially He Jiang, as an investor, has the right to delete the content. The last game director kept his mouth shut, and emphasized that this round of games was his original intention of making this sub-show, and it must not be changed.
It's all about original intentions, and filmmakers also have original intentions, so what else can He Jiang say. After the director assured that it was just an ordinary game for two players and there was no danger, He Jiang let him go.
In the last show, two people break through the checkpoint, each of them has five points, and the total is ten points. If they can get the first place, the accumulation of the previous rounds is not enough to watch.
Variety shows are like this. In the last round, even the disadvantaged side must have the hope of making a comeback. Otherwise, there is nothing to watch for the fans who support that group.
He Jiang assured: "Your husband is very physically strong. If it is breaking corn, he will definitely win the first place."
Shang Jing learned that the last round of checkpoints required physical exertion, so he went outside to run and exercise, and his enthusiasm was high.
It is impossible to compete in pure physical strength in the game, because there are women in the guests, which is unfair to them, and 80% of them are sports that require skill.
When Shang Jing is not playing games, his fingers are nimble, but now he only needs to practice his feet.
He put on his tracksuit and went out, just in time to meet Juzhou, who used to be a national skier with good balance and endurance.
The "rivals" are all running, so what right does he have to take a rest, Shang Jing immediately adds a mile to himself.
The two didn't know each other well, so they didn't make an appointment to run together, and each chose a direction.
Tired of running, Shang Jing walked slowly around a corner, and met Juzhou again. The other party was sitting on a bench by the sea, his mobile phone was turned on speakerphone, and it seemed that Liu Xin's mother was on the other end of the phone, who had been accusing Juzhou of letting her Son made breakfast three times.
"I watched my son's live broadcast early in the morning, but ended up cooking the whole time. How could you be willing to win? Are you crazy about wanting to win?"
"... Now that you've been on variety shows, let's broaden our horizons a bit. Don't you still think about some mysterious prize? At most, it's a ring, necklace, travel prize provided by the sponsor, something poor people envy."
"Let me tell you, Xinxin's personality is a warm man, but not a strict wife. If you let him cook like this, it will affect his career."
Juzhou seems to have experience in coping, and while agreeing, he is doing stretching exercises.
Liu Xin's mother spoke so fast that Shang Jing didn't even have time to cover her ears before she listened.
Shang Xiaogou, who likes the mystery prize very much and wants to win with her husband: "..."
It feels contained.
Juzhou also saw him, and said to the other end of the phone, "The filming has started, Auntie, I will hang up first."
"I made you laugh."
Shang Jing: "I'm sorry, I'm not eavesdropping."
Juzhou: "It's okay, if I feel shameful, I won't turn on the speakerphone."
Juzhou asked Shang Jing curiously: "Did you meet your parents well?"
Shang Jing: "I, I just had a phone call with He Jiang's father."
He realized now that He Jiang probably didn't ask him to call He's father that day, but to call Cen Feinuo or Yang Yue.
Hiss... I really can't think about the past, why did he do so many stupid things!
"That day when He Jiang came back smelling of alcohol, I asked him who he had drunk with. He Jiang was vague, so he took out his mobile phone and asked me to call myself. I accidentally asked his father."
Juzhou guessed: "Did his father still say that He Jiang did drink at his place?"
Shang Jing opened his eyes wide, wow, so to speak, he was fooled by He's father the first time he talked on the phone! As expected of the person who raised He scumbag, he is very good at hiding things!
Juzhou: "Then He Jiang's parents must like you very much."
If you don't like it, you won't help your son hide it, and you can't wait to find every opportunity to break it up.
Shang Jing scratched his face: "Really?"
"It must be." Juzhou's eyes were a little envious. After only getting along for a few days, he knew that He Jiang was a very reliable person. If he liked the business scene, he would definitely solve the family's troubles.
Shang Jing said: "There are also many people who like you, and some people who don't like you can't change it."
Juzhou: "Well, I know, I'm going back to have dinner."
That night, the program team started voting for the wedding room selection.
Since the wedding room and the current filming location are not in the same place, an additional talk show host was invited to act as a guest introducing the wedding room. The other party was fully prepared and carefully explained the ingenuity of each of the four wedding rooms.
After the video is released, voting starts.
The program group did not specify which group of guests that room belonged to. Fan Kong has a strong ability to swipe tickets with empty bottles, but he doesn't know which one belongs to his brother, so he is careful, for fear of voting for the wrong group.
There are Western-style wedding rooms and Chinese-style wedding rooms. Some are full of period elements like Shangjing, and there are also Huan Nalan's group. The bed is covered with a layer of rose petals, and beautiful gauze curtains hang down from the sky, which is extremely beautiful.
It doesn't say who owns the wedding room, the audience can only vote according to their own aesthetics, and the number of votes is a bit average.
But one fan was particularly arrogant. Before the video was released, they were sure that Teacher Cen's style must be recognizable.
As soon as the video came out, people rushed to tell everyone that the wedding room in the last century must have been written by Cen Feinuo, and even found a still photo of Cen Feinuo’s wedding in a period drama, and the scene was 90% restored .
So Cen Feinuo's strong fan base recruited seven aunts and eight aunts to vote for the wedding room.
The seven aunts and the eight aunts saw that the wedding room was a bit like when they got married, and they were very warm and nostalgic, and they forwarded it to the family group—Chinese people support Chinese wedding rooms.
In the end, Shang Jing's wedding room took the lead from an unbelievable angle, which made him ashamed to face Zhuang Qun.
Teacher Cen's fans are amazing!
As of twelve o'clock, the voting ended, and Shangjing's points returned to the first place, with a total of nine points.
After the list was announced, fans were dumbfounded and ran to Cen Feinuo's Weibo to apologize.
Cen Fei Nuo expressed his understanding.
The next day, the last day of the variety show.
After a long time of concealment, the director finally announced the rules of the game.
The rules are very simple, it is a water park, and several checkpoint games are set up. The two sides start from different locations to break through the checkpoints and meet at the midpoint.
If someone is eliminated before reaching the midpoint, the whole group will not be scored, and the double will add ten points according to the name.
The games are all simple, the extraordinary is the mystery jackpot.
Yang Yue's tone was excited: "The couple with the highest points will be eligible for a one-day trip to the Civil Affairs Bureau! The whole process will be recorded when you receive the certificate, and then the sponsor will provide a wedding fund of 500,000 yuan, which will be used within one year."
In other words, only couples who really want to get married will work hard to win this game. Men and women in the entertainment industry separate and combine, and it is officially announced that there are a lot of people who have not received a license for five years.
Sincerity test, childlike no deceit.
This is a pre-marriage preparation variety show. The purpose of pre-marriage preparation is to get married. Some people successfully enter the marriage, and some people stop here because of one or both reasons.
The last round of games is indeed the last thing to prepare before marriage: are you ready to get a license with me
The director probably borrowed his courage from the monkey.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
The live broadcast room is crazy: The program group is so big? !
Let me see who doesn't want to get a pass!
Quickly give each group a close-up! I think Lu Gaojie's group is very fake, let me verify it!
The director is such a jerk! The guests start from different locations, that is, they cannot see the other party's abstention. It would be embarrassing if they arrive at the midpoint and find that the other party did not come!
What's embarrassing, if you don't come, it may be a failure to pass the test. If you want to abstain, you can just slip your foot. The entertainment industry is full of decent people, and it's a pity to say a few words in the end.
The group Ya Hejiang and Shang Jing must go all out!
I also bet on Shang Jing and He Jiang, He Jiang is an investor! If he doesn't want to get married, why set up this link? I bet a cucumber, there will be a marriage proposal at the halfway point!
Looking forward to it!
Wow, so to speak, He Jiang may have come up with a variety show for the sake of proposing marriage and mobilizing the crowd, shocking my mother!
Sit and wait for the Shang puppy to cry miserably.
Shang Jing was dumbfounded, is this the mysterious prize? Although 500,000 is a considerable amount, he and He Jiang can only get a divorce certificate when they go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!
Could it be, could it be that God hinted at him to get a divorce
He Jiang looked at Shang Xiaogou's expression, his eyes sank slightly.
Still want to get a divorce certificate
dream.