The group of beautiful wives has turned into a group of "family members who love each other and love each other", and no one dares to kick out the potential "mother-in-law".
The aunt also called them "sisters", and the soul trembled at a glance.
"Shock! Two teenagers disguised themselves as women to scam half a hundred aunts online, only to find out that they were their mother-in-law
Involving four popular stars! The amount of fraud is as high as 88 yuan!
How happy Shang Jing was when he received red envelopes of "money money" in the group, but now he feels guilty.
Zhuang Que was not much better than him, it would be enough for him to sneak into He Jiangzhen's boyfriend's group with a fake girlfriend, and there was even his "mother-in-law" in the group.
Neither of the two had the courage to verify who the mother-in-law was.
Shang Jing and Zhuang Que sat on the ground with their phones side by side, their expressions were sad and panicked, vividly interpreting the two "desperate wives".
Shang Jing: "There are endless troubles and must be dealt with."
Zhuang Qun: "Yes."
Shang Jing: "If we don't disband, I will get a divorce if we find out someday."
Zhuang Qun: "Yes."
Shang Jing: "In this way, we say that we have lost our fans. This account was buried with He Jiang."
Zhuang Que nodded vigorously: "This is good!"
The "Fiancee of Yang Yue" in the group didn't know that the two of them had confirmed their identities. In the eyes of the "Fiancee", they were just random fans added on the Internet.
If you are a fan, you may lose your fan, especially He Jiang and Cen Feinuo took their boyfriends to show their affection on variety shows, and girlfriend fans were hit the hardest.
After an idol's relationship is revealed, girlfriend fans will not immediately lose their fans. The more they think about it, the more uncomfortable they will be.
Calculating the time, it was the right time for the two of them to take off their fans.
The two brainstormed ideas and thought about the declaration of taking off fans.
Zhuang Que has a lot of experience: "Don't think about it yourself, go to the three of us to search for it in the fan square, and copy it directly, so as to ensure the true feelings."
Shang Jing gave Zhuang Quin a thumbs up: "You are still smart."
He searched for the topic of He Jiang's fandom on Weibo, and caught off guard a ton of ginseng roosters.
Almost all the topics of off-fans are scolding him, a little trickster, for seducing He Jiang, disrupting He Jiang's career plan, and turning He Jiang into a love brain...
Zhuang Que held down his cell phone: "Don't look at this, there are all kinds of comments on the Internet, so, I'll find yours, and you will find mine."
The two exchanged mobile phones with each other, found some off-fan remarks of "respect and blessing", and copied them.
Zhuang Que was about to send it, but Shang Jing tactfully stopped it: "Not yet, He Jiang and the others are here now, if Auntie teases them about our disengagement, Teacher Cen will definitely realize that we are a group, then It's over."
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"When you were exposed before, the two of them went to Yang Yue to ask where his fiancée was."
It's very, very thrilling!
He and Zhuang Que have a common sense, and the chat records of the group of wives who have fallen under the sky cannot be leaked.
Zhuang Qun: "Yes, you can't scare the snakes."
Shang Jing: "Take off your fans when you go back at night, and appease Auntie. You must be absolutely safe."
The two conspired for a quarter of an hour, so long that even He Jiang knocked on the door and asked what they were doing.
If it wasn't for the fact that Zhuang Que liked Cen Feinuo, He Jiang would be jealous.
Shang puppy has never been locked in a room with him.
The door opened, and He Jiang asked, "What are you doing inside?"
Shang Jing replied eloquently: "There is a suit that doesn't suit me, I want to give it to Zhuang Quin to try."
Zhuang Qun: "Yes, I really like it."
Shang Jing ran into the small built-in cloakroom in the bedroom, casually got an unworn white suit down, and packed it in a big bag: "Remember to take it when you leave."
Zhuang Que took it cooperatively: "Thank you."
He Jiang glanced at it from the corner of her eye, and saw that the suit that Shangjing took away was a new winter style from a big brand bought by Sister Lin, and he had the same series of couple outfits.
It's not that he is reluctant to part with a piece of clothing, anyway, he has already made an appointment with a couture master to tailor the clothes for him and Shang Jing, specially designing the clothes for the wedding, and there will be plenty of couples' clothes in the future.
It's just that the acting skills of my own wife and brother's daughter-in-law are... so-so.
Doesn't Cen Fei Nuo even teach
The more Shang Jing concealed it, the more He Jiang suspected him of being a demon.
But there were no clues in the room, so He Jiang could only keep his doubts in his heart.
It was sunny and windless outside, and the temperature was getting warmer. Cen Feinuo and Yang Yue moved the dining table outside to have an open-air dinner.
Buddha jumps over the wall, garlic lobster, peacock fruit platter... the dishes are served one by one, and everyone sits around a table.
Mama He secretly took pictures to show off to Papa He, "Tsk tsk, family happiness."
Father He who works in the president's office: "... next time we will have a table at home."
Mama He: "Who cooks?"
Father He: "Me."
Shang Jing saw the lobster pliers on the table at a glance, which were exactly the same as the picture sent by "Yang Yue's fiancée", and the last bit of luck in his heart was gone.
Cen's mother is excellent in craftsmanship, and she temporarily soothed the mood of desperate Mao Mao.
After eating a meal for about two hours, no one touched their chopsticks at the end, and they ate some fruit snacks. Mama He and Mama Chen sang and talked about the interesting things about He Jiang Cen Feinuo in the past. matter, listen very carefully.
He Jiang: "Mom, you don't need to talk about things before the age of eighteen."
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Mama He thoughtfully made an appointment to go shopping with her sisters, and did not stay alone to make the business scene uncomfortable.
He Jiang didn't ask the guests to clean up the table, and Mother He assuredly left it to her son to do it himself.
Shang Jing was thinking about how to avoid washing dishes, when he saw He Jiang take out a transparent storage box from the warehouse, throw all the dishes and chopsticks in, and put them at the door, "A professional person will come to take them away, clean them, disinfect them and dry them .”
The desktop was cleaned quickly, and two large bags of garbage were cleared out, one for each person, and they were thrown into the large trash can in the community as they walked.
He Jiang: "Do you feel happy today?"
Shang Jing: "Happy."
He Jiang: "That's good, no matter what happens in the future, don't doubt your happiness today."
Amnesia or not, marriage or not, happiness is real, there is no deception.
Shang Jing: "In the future?"
He Jiang: "I will be happier in the future. Did Dr. Fu tell you that the Huayue Brain Department has newly introduced a head massager, which has no side effects. I will take you to try it tomorrow."
Shang Jing: "I heard it will be very comfortable."
He Jiang: "Yes. I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow, and I'll make an appointment with a designer the day after tomorrow to customize wedding dresses."
For the first time, Shang Jing realized that He Jiang was actually preparing for the wedding, but he didn't seem to be able to do anything himself: "I want to meet too?"
He Jiang: "Only when a designer sees a real person can he better grasp your temperament and style."
Shang Jing: "It's expensive, right?"
Ah, in fact, he didn't think it was necessary to bother about what clothes he couldn't wear. The suit he gave Zhuang Que today could be worn at the wedding with a big red flower attached.
He Jiang: "Not expensive, old acquaintance."
He Jiang took the opportunity to hold Shang Jing's finger, and interlocked his fingers: "We still need to design a ring, what material do you like?"
Shang Jing's palm felt numb, as if an electric current had sprung from the friction between the two of them, making a circular motion around the ring finger.
He deliberately said: "I want a gold ring, to preserve the value, more than ten grams."
He imagined that every time He Jiang attended an event in the future, his ring finger would wear a golden ring finger with the temperament of a nouveau riche, so conspicuous, anyone with long eyes would know that He Jiang's scumbag was in charge.
He Jiang: "Okay."
A gold ring is a store of value, and can be exchanged for money after divorce, right
You idiot, no matter how tricky the gold is, it won't be worth ten catties.
Shang Jing pulled his hand out, pinched his palm hard, and put it in his hand, it was terrible, if he held it down again, half of his face would be numb.
He Jiang looked at the hand he couldn't wait to withdraw, smiled, and pushed the relationship progress bar appropriately: "Shang Xiaojing, the law does not prohibit legal couples from having nightlife."
Shang Jing reacted for a moment before he understood what He Jiang was talking about.
This is the first time He Jiang mentioned this to him... It's over, you can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day.
He Zha Nan has endured it for so long since he was injured, so he should be unable to hold back.
What is the way to go to bed? Do you undress first or turn off the light first? When should I cover myself with a quilt? Will He Jiang mess around with her
Oops, he still can't remember anything about the bed, last time he managed to remember something, but He Jiang denied it.
It's really cheap He Jiang!
What's the difference between him losing his memory and being a virgin!
How can a scumbag have "two" virgin wives.
Shang Jing tried his best to tighten his face. He has experienced many battles, so he should be more mature, and he must not let He Jiang take advantage of his spirit.
The crazy self-brainwashed Shang Jing calmed down a little, and raised his thin eyelids, as if he was looking at He Jiang, and also seemed to be thinking about the feasibility.
He Jiang's eyes suddenly deepened, fuck, Shang Xiaogou is really thinking about it.
Shang Jing said with ease: "I'm going to the hospital tomorrow, and I need to see the designer the day after tomorrow."
Reject politely and maturely.
As soon as He Jiang's blood heats up, is it okay the day after tomorrow
Order essentials overnight.
"Then can we sleep in the same room?" He Jiang asked as honestly as possible.
Shang Jing quickly weighed the importance, he and He Jiang have slept in the same bed several times, each time the other party is very well-behaved, except for loving to hug him, there is nothing wrong with it.
You can't refuse too hard once, lest the other party break the pot.
"All right."
He Jiang really loved Shang Jing's doggy appearance, hugged him and kissed him, "Honey, I love you."
Shang Jing's heart was pounding, the scumbag was so easy to handle.
In the evening, Shang Jing and Zhuang Quin made an appointment to go online, and he took the lead in posting a small composition in the group, which was in line with his previous personality.
Copied from a fan, the general idea is "I've been chasing He Jiang for so long, and I'm also tired. Seeing He Jiang make his choice, I just let go. From then on, the sky is high and the earth is wide, and the difference is wide."
Zhuang Que then followed: "Wuuuuu He Jiang's wife, I'm so sad when you say that, I've been in love for so long, I really can't bear to let go. But I don't want to become someone I hate, so be it, I hope Cen The teacher is full of love."
Shang Jing: "I can't bear to part with you, but I'm about to start a new life. I'll end with the past, and I won't speak in this group again."
Zhuang Que: "Thank you Yang Yue's fiancée for accompanying me through the confused time. Goodbye. I wish you good health and all your wishes come true."
Shang Jing: "Thank you, good sister."
After the two sang the last play in the group, their palms were sweating.
Fortunately, "Yang Yue's fiancée" should be the same as them. She was surfing on a trumpet and didn't see the news in time. She didn't show up until they finished the play.
This prevented Shang Jing and Zhuang Qun from getting stuck.
Putting down his phone, a huge stone fell from Shang Jing's heart. He planned to find out about the disgusting thing He Jiang saw last time.
Refusing to be a spiritual virgin is cheap for He Jiang.
After searching for a long time, Shang Jing couldn't figure out what to do, and an account was blocked.
Forget it, only a scumbag like He Jiang can cover a wide range of topics.
Just look at the text description.
Shangjing posted a post on a forum that was very enthusiastic in the past, asking how to find articles with many descriptions of that kind.
Netizens were still very enthusiastic and recommended him the Literature City next door: "It's hidden very deep, you have to find it yourself."
"The lingering Jinjiang Literature City." Shang Jing had an impression, someone recommended him to come here last time to read the Rebirth of Scumbag.
The shopping mall opened the homepage list, looked horizontally and vertically, and didn't know which article met his requirements, but found a hot word in the copywriting—male virtue attack.
Wow, this is a must to share!
Open the sharing link of the commercial scenic spot, find one, and share one to He Jiang's WeChat.
In the end, he completely forgot about his original purpose and focused on finding male virtues in the entertainment industry.
He Jiang was looking at the documents in the study, and the phone was ringing non-stop.
He picked it up and took a look. After a minute, Shangjing shared an article with him.
"I can't leave after marrying an abstinent boss"
"A little trick for chasing the right family every day|Entertainment circle"
"When Feudal Scholar-bureaucrats Dressed as Alpha"
He Jiang frowned slightly, what did Shang Jing want to express? He tries to generalize the central idea.
Ding dong ding dong, sharing continues.
Married Life Code of Conduct
"My Husband Keeps Men's Virtue Every Day"
"Actor's Brother is Three and a Half Years Old"
"Accidentally Conceived the Actor's Cub [Bisexual]"
He Jiang:? ?
The word "actor king" was so eye-catching that he couldn't help but click on the last one.
He has read too many vulgar scripts, and he is prepared that this is a vulgar novel. After reading the introduction, his life is reduced by 20 seconds, and his retina is "running with the ball" and "two sexes" are blurred Live for ten seconds.
He sent a WeChat message asking: "What do you want me to focus on? I don't have time to read one by one."
Shang Jing didn't return, he went to take a shower.
When Shang Jing found out that he had bubbled twice, he decided that he was sick.
Isn't it just sharing the bed with He Jiang? Why wash so seriously! He is not dirty!
It must be because He Jiang's shower gel is more advanced and fragrant, and the bathtub is bigger.
He Jiang returned to the house after work, the light was on in the bathroom, the mist filled the air, and occasionally there was the sound of splashing water.
Shang Xiaojing took a bath in his bathtub, naked and white...
This knowledge made He Jiang's mouth dry. He drank half a glass of cold water, sat on the head of the bed, picked up a thick criminal law, reviewed the students' knowledge, and looked at the "death penalty" and "life imprisonment" in it. calm down.
The screen of the mobile phone on the bedside table lighted up, and He Jiang picked it up absent-mindedly. She felt that the hand felt wrong, and she lowered her eyes to realize that it was Shang Jing's mobile phone.
is a push.
warn! Master, you have no records of your aunt for 45 days—
He Jiang paused with her fingers, and subconsciously wanted to open it to take a closer look, but Shang Jing's phone was locked, so she couldn't see the complete content.
One click, and it disappeared.
But this is shocking enough!
Business scene, he records... period? ?
He Jiang's last input of knowledge tonight came back to her eyes:
"Accidentally Conceived the Actor's Cub [Bisexual]"
The cerebral cortex is unprecedentedly active, and the imagination spans five thousand years and crosses the barrier of reality, so that He Jiang recalled that before the breakup, Shang Xiaogou hung his head and said that he "has a serious illness and does not want to fall in love."
What a serious illness, isn't it just a gunshot mental disorder, which is a shitty excuse for breaking up!
The above are He Jiang's thoughts in the past three years.
At this moment, He Jiang's mind changed.
There must be something hidden in Shangjing.
Did not run away.
Notify myself when it's time to go to bed, and send him novel hints.
definitely is.
Otherwise, why should the bisexual article be placed at the end.
He can accept any kind of illness.
Shang Xiaogou had feelings for him before breaking up, right
I have been blind for three years! Can't wait for a moment!
He Jiang couldn't wait, restless all over, wanted to get back together with Shang Jing, wanted to reveal the secret, so when Shang Jing slightly opened a gap and asked He Jiang to bring him a dry bath towel again, she pushed open the bathroom door and put The unsuspecting wife was taken directly to the bed.
Knee up, separate Shang Jing's legs from the middle, hold his ankles and lift them up.
He Jiang lowered his head and calmed down.
But lost his mind again.