That night, Shang Jing, like a Baidu guide, carefully searched for a guide to pretending to be mentally ill, such as bipolar disorder, split personality, cognitive impairment... It seemed a bit difficult.
With a stomach full of new knowledge, Shang Jing fell asleep peacefully.
The next day, He Jiang drove Shang Jing out. Before getting into the car, Shang Jing asked cautiously, "Where are we going?"
A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated. If He Jiang dares to take him to the psychiatric department, he will fight him.
He Jiang: "What memory, I have an appointment with a designer today, you forgot?"
Shang Jing: "Oh, I haven't forgotten."
In the past two days, he also specially ran five kilometers in the morning to make the muscle lines of his arms and legs look better.
He Jiang took Shang Jing to a wedding dress design studio. There were many ready-made wedding dresses hanging in the exhibition hall, both ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign.
"These are not for sale." He Jiang said, "It's Master Lin's previous design. The original is in the newcomer's place. Only some replicas are displayed here."
He Jiang asked: "Do you like traditional suits or modern suits? You usually need two suits for wedding receptions and ceremonies. You can choose as many suits as you want when taking wedding photos."
Shang Jing took his eyes off the wedding dresses with a radius of one meter, and said, "If you're in a hurry, let's just have two sets."
The traditional dragon and phoenix gown's "gown emperor" requires embroidery to cover more than 90% of the surface, which takes more than a year, but the groom's embroidery does not need to be as intensive as the bride's, and there can be a large area of white space, two months is enough.
Master Lin is a woman in her forties. She didn't go up to ask them about their hobbies. Instead, she let the two go shopping first, and she quietly observed their aura when they talked, and thought about the design that suits them.
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The most important thing about the wedding dress is to reflect the feeling of harmony and harmony. It is rare to receive two top-notch couples. If the wedding dress photos are exposed, it will definitely bring a surge of traffic to her studio.
The dragon and phoenix gown has always been used to reflect the elegance and femininity of the bride. When the media exaggerates the beauty of the bride, the design of the groom's wedding dress is often ignored.
But who said that dragon and phoenix jackets can only be matched with men and women
No, she has a pair of the best signboards here.
She had an inspiration here, and took out a tape measure from her pocket, "Wait a moment, I'll take a measurement."
He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "Do you mind if I do it for you?"
Master Lin smiled knowingly: "Please, turn right and there is a compartment."
He Jiang pulled Shang Jing into the cubicle, taking advantage of his position, said righteously, "Take off your clothes."
Shang Jing was a little confused: "Why don't you take it off?"
He Jiang: "Then together?"
Shang Jing's face began to steam: "No, you can find the master."
He Jiang hung the tape measure on her wrist, pressed Shang Jing, and slowly unbuttoned his coat: "Can my wife show it to others?"
Shang Jing held He Jiang's hand: "Then I will do it myself."
What's the matter with this person, what a normal thing, they are about to perform some X-rated behaviors in other people's cubicles.
Shang Jing took off his coat, lifted the pullover a little, revealing his lower abdomen: "Is the waistline here?"
He Jiang took the tape measure, wrapped his hands around his waist, and carefully measured the size.
Shang Jing bit his lip, thinking that He Jiang's little finger is not flexible enough, why does it keep touching his waist
He Jiang pretended to be a gentleman: "Okay, next one."
The next sentence revealed his true nature again: "Are you wearing fleece jeans today? It will be more accurate if you take them off."
Shang Jing resigned: "You can subtract one centimeter when the time comes."
He Jiang: "Don't you want to wear the most suitable wedding dress to get married?"
Shang Jing's eyes flickered, he hesitated and said: "I want to, but..."
He Jiang: "But what, I'm just a tool man."
Shang Jing blushed and stared at him: "You have to promise not to touch my place."
Last time... last time He Jiang's behavior was too bad, not only pinched, but pinched several times.
They all left their fingerprints, okay
This intensity can be included in domestic violence!
Dare to touch his ass before the wedding, do you still want to have sex after the wedding
He Jiang raised her hand and swore, "I promise."
Five minutes later, Shang Jing frantically pulled up his pants, another domestic violence! Smelly man!
Shang Jing's cheeks were flushed, and he leaned back in the cubicle to calm down, not daring to go out, for fear of being misunderstood by Master Lin about what they were doing here.
He looked at He Jiang, who was not blushing or out of breath, and thought contemptuously, it took a lot of hooliganism to be so calm.
It's too miserable, he must have been bullied by dog men every day before, especially his perky little butt.
He must step up his running and lose the meat on his butt!
He Jiang: "Do you want to measure it for me?"
Shang Jing rolled his eyes: "No."
Maybe there is something wrong, maybe he is not reserved and falsely accuses him of seducing.
He Jiang: "Okay, I still have my body data from last week in the studio, let him send it later."
Naogui Nao, there are other schedules in the morning, He Jiang also followed Shang Xiaogou to calm down for a while, Shi Shiran walked out of the compartment, agreed with Master Lin on the general style, and greeted Shang Xiaogou to get on the car.
While driving, He Jiang observed the road section, saw a small shop selling cones, stopped immediately, and bought a cone for Shangjing.
Shang Jing had long been parched in the bridal shop, his eyes lit up when he saw the towering ice cream cone, and he immediately took it and licked it.
The dense and cold cream melts on the tip of the tongue, which is a perfect match with the pleasant and comfortable heating of the luxury car.
The door of the passenger seat was open, and He Jiang held the door with one hand, looked down at Shang Jing who was licking the ice cream, reached out and wiped a little cream from the corner of his mouth, and said after deliberation: "Hua Yue's treatment progress is not obvious, we are here today Let’s try another hospital, Jiang Wen recommended the Second Hospital, we’ll drop in later for a checkup, it’s painless, it’s very simple.”
He Jiang didn't directly express her guess, but coaxed the children of Shang Jing in a gentle voice.
Shang Jing stopped abruptly, and licked his lower lip with the tip of his tongue.
Heh, just trying to trick him into going to the psychiatric department with just a cone? What about when he was a three-year-old
Why did he go to the psychiatrist when he wasn't sick? Define that he is sick, and then you can do whatever you want with him, and ask him to correct it with confidence, has it become the same as before
It's too beautiful.
Teacher Cen would not suspect that Zhuang Quin was mentally ill because he opened a female account to mix with groups.
Why should he be suspected if he mixes with the group
Was it his fault that he lost his memory? Is it necessary to go to the psychiatry department if the brain department can't see the problem
He's just amnesiac, not schizophrenic.
Wouldn't He Jiang suspect that he had a second personality, so he would never remember what the dog-licking personality had done
Shang Jing stuffed the cone back to him, bowed his head and searched: "The Second Hospital is famous for its psychiatric department, don't think that I have no common sense because I have amnesia."
He Jiang didn't expect Shang Jing to be clever again, and explained: "I don't think you..."
Shang Jing said loudly: "Then let's not go, I don't want the medicine prescribed by Shenke! I will think I am mentally ill!"
He Jiang didn't expect Shang Jing's reaction to be so intense, and she was very distressed: "Okay, okay, let's not go, it's because my mind is broken."
Shang Jing sneered in his heart, you still want to fool me if you are not aggressive.
He wanted to pretend to be crazy and foolish. If he went to the hospital and the doctor told He Jiang that he was not sick, how could he continue acting
If He Jiang is not allowed to meet the "crazy wife", he will not wish him well all day long.
Shang Jing propped his elbows on the car window, squinting at the driver.
How can I have the effect of shocking, astonishing, unbelievable, and at the same time, I am not guilty
Crazy dancing is too much a test of energy and acting skills. A similar method is obviously not enough to look at in front of the actor. He Jiang has acted as a lunatic herself, so she must have carefully studied and observed this type of people.
It must be an unfamiliar field for He Jiang.
Shang Jing thought of the wedding dress in the center of the bridal shop that was so swollen that the groom had nowhere to put his feet, and a thought came to his mind...
No, this is too embarrassing, killing eight hundred enemies, and self-defeating one thousand.
But...is there any other way than this
Men are not ruthless, and their status is unstable.
Shang Jing made up his mind, and as soon as he got home, he found a women's clothing store that delivered goods in the same city, and ordered a big wave wig and a black suspender skirt.
During the two hours of waiting for the courier, Shang Jing was in a nervous mood and thought about it countless times. In order to strengthen his determination, he opened the sticky note and wrote a 2,000-word record of the evil deeds of a scumbag. His fighting spirit was on fire again.
He suddenly had a great idea, opened the email, copied 2,000 words, and added a paragraph at the end: "You have read the entire content of the email and admitted that you have done these things, please reply 1 before the wedding." .If it happens again, I will have the right to release the email to the public."
He is really a genius, this is not to take He Jiang's handle seriously.
He admits that he is a little bit tempted by He Jiang now, if He Jiang is not willing to commit to such a simple email, then there is no wedding, just a divorce.
The most important thing at the moment is to pretend to be crazy, Shang Jing thought about it for a while, his brain doesn't support multi-threading to He Jiang, so he set the email to be sent regularly.
Two hours later, City Express arrived on time.
Shang Jing looked at the largest size suspender skirt and was scared.
I didn't dare to browse the page carefully when I placed the order. It's just a little fabric for 300 yuan, which is too bad.
He opened it and closed it, closed it and opened it again, gritted his teeth for the last time, and went to the bathroom to get dressed.
After putting it on, he didn't dare to open his eyes, and directly pulled out a big bathrobe from the cabinet to cover it, only then did he feel that he was not a little pervert.
He fiddled with the wig and didn't know how to put it on for a long time. Finally, he pinned up his forehead hair with a small clip and managed to put it on.
"Ahem..." Facing the mirror, Shang Jing tightened the neckline of the bathrobe, feeling that it was awkward to have big waves hanging on his chest, so he tied it loosely with a ribbon.
He opened the door a crack and saw He Jiang coming in from the balcony, who seemed to be talking to someone on the phone.
Shang Jing took a deep breath, opened the door, rushed out as if he was dead, and poured a glass of water as if no one else was there.
He Jiang had just finished talking with Jiang Wen on the phone. The other party's opinion was that if you resist, you can't force it.
When he turned his head and saw Shang Xiaogou's appearance, he was taken aback.
Because of the pouring water, the snow-white bathrobe was slightly opened, and the collarbone and black ribbon were faint, like a private meeting between snow and night.
Is this something he can watch before getting married
Shang Jing's heart blossomed with joy, it was too immediate.
When He Jiang was shocked, at a loss, and unbelievable, he told him that all of this was faked by him, so that the dog man could reflect on his unfounded conjecture, regret it, dare not commit the crime again, and cherish his healthy and beautiful wife.
Shang Jing raised his eyebrows in a high-spirited manner, and was about to say his lines—to go to the Second Hospital today, do you want to find me
Is it scary enough
Just as he was about to open his mouth, the film king preempted him.
"I'm reacting."
Shang puppy:? ?
Help, how can it be scarier than his lines! ! !