Shang Xiaogou was completely stunned, and his eyes moved to a certain part of He Jiang.
abnormal! ! !
He finally understood the feeling of the last words of the dead in the TV series. Some words were preempted by others, and they were said!
In a word, he changed from a psychopath with a second personality transvestite to a little idiot who wears suspenders for nothing.
Shang Jing tried his best to ignore He Jiang's eyes and wanted to make amends, but was preempted by the actor with professional lines.
He Jiang's eyes were dim, like fireworks burning in a deep pool, and the sound was quenched by ice and fire, with a sharp edge that cut clothes: "What are you wearing inside?"
Shang Jing quickly tightened his bathrobe, pretending to be crazy is all right, and being stupid has to be done: "Who are you?"
"What are you going to play? The beauty who lives alone and the one who broke in..."
He Jiang glanced at her black cotton pajamas, raised her eyebrows: "...and the killer in black?"
Business scene: "..."
He Jiang's eyes are extremely aggressive, but his steps are gentle and casual when approaching Shangjing, as if strolling in an atrium, restraining himself and returning to courtesy like a gentleman.
"You sent me a novel, and you want to play this?" He Jiang guessed to herself, "Which novel is today? Be careful to get pregnant with the actor's cub, okay?"
The ending sound of the sentence "Xing Xing" seems to be contained in the lips and teeth, through the air conduction, directly following He Jiang's rolling Adam's apple, passing through Shang Jing's hot cheeks, bouncing into the heart.
He Jiang bent down slightly, and touched Shang Jing's forehead.
There was a light touch between the eyebrows, but Shang Jing looked at He Jiang dumbfounded as if he had been knocked out of the concussion.
Your diploma is forged, right? Are you a top student? How to do reading comprehension
The central idea of those novels is clearly "male virtue"!
He just screened the drama of Husband and wife play!
Shang Jing's breathing tightened, like a little white rabbit being stared at by a goshawk from a high altitude, he wanted to hide himself in the grass.
Why is he wearing a white bathrobe that easily exposes himself, and an auspicious suit made of green grass!
Who the hell can still act in front of a dangerous dog man! Shang Jing made a quick decision, was able to bend and stretch, and gave up the plan.
"Play a fart." He hit the rake backwards, covering his heartbeat with a high pitched voice, "I still have to ask you, how come there are wigs in the warehouse at home! Have you ever brought a woman here?"
"Did you see the guilty conscience of the wig?"
He Jiang just loves Shang Xiaogou's stubborn appearance, and if conditions permit, he will pry it open for him.
He Jiang reached out and touched his neckline, half-exposing his shoulders: "Is this one also found at home?"
Shang Jing: "That's right."
He Jiang: "Let me see if I have any impression."
Business scene: "..."
I've played it, and I have to face it.
Shang Jing put his hands together: "How dare you admit it, you sleep on the sofa tonight."
After finishing speaking, he angrily turned around and went to the room, and was pulled by He Jiang's back collar.
The bathrobe was loose, and it was pulled suddenly, almost falling off completely. Shang Jing put both hands on the belt, and saved the clothes in a thrilling manner.
He Jiang: "Puppy Shang, it's all over now, can you leave?"
Shang Jing: "What do you want?"
He Jiang: "According to the plan you started, the beauty who lives alone and the killer in black."
He found that Shang Xiaogou is a thin-skinned person, and he is actually very acceptable. At first, he mistakenly thought that he made a few dozen g's of small videos, and he didn't act like a monster, and he clamored to watch it.
Doing spring|Dreams dare to blow themselves up, know how to open a trumpet, dare to wear women's clothing, is there such a thing in this world that the business world dares to do
No, only He Jiang dared.
Thin-skinned and unscrupulous, with a wicked heart and hands tied.
Shang Jing became furious: "This is my plan!"
He Jiang chose the next best thing: "Then choose from the novels you posted."
Shang Jing: "Then..."
He Jiang: "Now."
Shang Jing's cheeks were congested, and his head probably had sufficient blood supply. He was coaxed into a daze by the actor, thinking that He Jiang had really made a huge concession.
He Jiang was persuasive and persuasive: "You have never been an actor before, and your acting skills are young. Today we will start with the simple and familiar ones. I am the actor, you—"
He tried his best to recall the occupation of the protagonist in the novel, but he couldn't remember, and said, "You little prince."
Those bloody novels published by Shang Jing, reading the case is equivalent to reading it, but the case does not introduce the profession of the subject.
"The story happened in a bar, a night stand."
It's the most suitable one, you need acting skills, and you only need to contribute your body.
Shang Jing knew what he was talking about when he heard it, and hummed: "I want this, I meet the requirements, so I refuse."
He took out his mobile phone, flipped through the chat history, saw what he was looking for, and the corner of his mouth hooked: "This is "A Feudal Scholar Dressed as an Alpha"."
The abstinent old-fashioned Gong traveled to the abo world and became a badly named a. The poor little girl who was sent over by the family marriage started to prepare to hide the knife under the pillow, but in the end, she only touched him and treated him like a guest.
The susceptibility period has come, and he intentionally wears pajamas of sparse fabric, but is punished for copying ancient times. Until one day, the susceptibility period of abstinence attack also arrived, and he was slapped in the face.
Shang Jing looked at He Jiang's eyes: "Your current state is very suitable."
Obviously he has already reacted, but he insists on it, and punishes his wife to copy ancient times.
Shang Jing: "I'll copy the words, you solve it yourself."
Ever since the live broadcast was scolded, Shang Jing has to read a speech every day.
He Jiang: "I believe there is such an attack."
Is this stupid
He frivolously circled Shang Jing: "The case will definitely put the protagonist in the wrong place, and he will definitely do it right here, trust us to see the truth."
"Nonsense. For example, if the case is well written, he must be really good."
He Jiang kidnapped the Shang puppy: "Understood, Xiao Zuojing."
Punching on the cotton, Shang Jing struggled slightly, thinking about what could stop He Jiang, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said: "It's because you study the law, it's against the law to have a relationship with a mentally ill person!"
He Jiang's body was slightly stiff, but it was because he thought that Shang Jing was ill, and Shang Jing lost his memory.
He didn't want to go to the end when he came here, and he was angry with the business, and said: "Do you have a medical certificate from the hospital? How can you prove it in court?"
The business scene who refused to check today: "..."
He Jiang made nonsense: "According to Article 5 of the latest judicial interpretation, our actions are permitted by law."
Naturally, Shang Jing understood, and the excuses he racked his brains to come up with had no deterrent effect in front of He Jiang.
He scratched his face, but fortunately, there is no such thing as an unparalleled road, and he immediately thought of a new breakthrough point: "You straight man cheated on marriage! How can you bear it before, but this time? Just because I wear a wig? I just like men!"
He said that suddenly he felt right, a carp jumped out of He Jiang's arms, and looked at He Jiang judgingly.
The blue veins on He Jiang's forehead were throbbing: "I can do it if you shave your head."
Does Shangjing really think that he wears wigs professionally
He pushed Shang Jing into the master bedroom and followed him in. New to the place where the right of residence has been deprived, He Jiang can be more familiar with the way.
Sitting on the bed, Shang Jing saw that He Jiang took out a new quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the bed. He verbally warned: "I will help you."
He also saw that He Jiang was just taking advantage of his mouth, and did not lose his mind to force him. Therefore, Shang Jing also protested verbally.
He Jiang: "Okay, let you do it."
Ten minutes later, Shang Jing stood by and said, "..."
Woo, he wants to dress like this as auspicious.
"Don't look at me!" Shang Jing folded his arms coldly, his outer robe had already been taken off, and he was ordered to sit at the end of the bed as the background. He had a fierce look in his eyes, trying to scare He Jiang away with his eyes.
But it was useless, He Jiang's eyes were more terrifying than his.
There is no hard work, only smart work.
Find some happiness for He Jiang, and he will be happy.
Shang Jing reversed his thinking about Bo, and said coldly, "If you don't have a second child, you can do it."
He Jiang: "..."
He Jiang: "..."
…
The next day, Shang Jing rolled in bed, thinking how his perfect plan could turn sour.
He overcame difficulties and paid such a price, but it only made He Jiang cheaper.
The more Shang Jing thought about it, the more convinced he was, lying on the bed and sending a message to He Jiang, denying it face to face: "My second personality ran out last night!"
He Jiang: "We have to make fun of this kind of thing."
Shang Jing nestled in the pile of pillows: "Really, I woke up today and found that my face was washed and the toothpaste was squeezed out."
He Jiang: "I washed it for you."
Shang Jing: "There is actually a skirt under the bed, did you buy it?"
He Jiang: "... yes." He didn't mind taking some scapegoats, since the benefits have already been taken anyway.
Shang Jing: "I'll wait for you in the second courtyard."
He Jiang paused, "Are you serious?"
Shangjing: "Yes."
He Jiang frowned. His doctor, and even a lie detector, could only show a million patience to deal with the business scene.
Wan, he said Wan, is the personality at the moment of placing the order for women's clothing really the current business scene
After all, he still has an unsolved mystery of "recording menstrual periods".
The senior sister said that the software he watched might hijack the promotional advertisement, but He Jiang felt it.
Does Shang Jing really have a second personality with "gender" cognitive impairment
He put away his mobile phone and said, "You guys keep an eye on it first, I'll go to the hospital."
The first episode of the "Before Marriage" variety show editing has been completed, the pilot film was released this morning, and the first episode will be officially launched in the evening.
The feature film has been sent to the studio, and the staff have to watch it to make sure that there is no rhythmic editing that discredits Shang Jing and He Jiang. At the same time, they must also pay attention to the public opinion field after the pilot film is released.
Everyone knows the final test, except for Xi and his wife who gave up. After knowing the result and then looking at the previous relationship, the barrage of less barrage makes them feel weird about what kind of husband and wife they are acting. They even dare to get married.
I know why I still come to see woo woo woo.
I like this Yisha knife.
After reading it, I think Shang Xiaogou is really careful about slipping and falling.
You call Renshang Xiaogou, does He Jiang agree
After the variety show, Lu Gaojie and Huan Nalan's popularity rose, and they were on the hot search every day, but Shang Jing never showed his face again. What did he even know on Weibo? I believed in the variety show He Jiang put on to coax his wife.
I've never seen such a flow.
It is also possible that the two of them have already broken up, and He Jiang used his contacts to block Shang Jing.
Hahahaha people are so real!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Where is my shang puppy suffering right now.
Xiaobei held back and said, "Our boss is already preparing for the wedding, and the boss's wife can call him away with a WeChat message, which is affectionate enough."
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Shang Jing wrapped up an unworn black leather jacket, put on a mask and glasses, drew two thick black eyebrows on himself, looked in the mirror, and went out to take the bus.
Come on, I'm considered half of the public now, if I lose face once I go out, it may be known on the Internet in a second.
He took the bus of the Second Hospital and confirmed the registration on his mobile phone.
The hospital requires that the number be collected in advance, and it will be slower to take the bus. Shangjing has never taken this route before, and he is afraid that he will be in time.
But taking a taxi is very expensive, so I'm willing to.
Half an hour later, Shang Jing rushed to the hospital and asked for a number.
He took a small ticket from the self-service machine and held it up in front of his eyes.
Rank number: twelve.
Patient: He Jiang
Department: Andrology Department on the fifth floor.
In addition to the well-known psychiatric department of the Second Hospital, other departments are available, but if the psychiatric department is full, Shang Jing can still make an appointment for the same day in the morning.
Hey, He Jiang could trick him into seeing a psychiatrist with a cone, why could he trick He Jiang into seeing an andrology department
As we all know, too long is also sick!
For the sake of... in the future, Shang Jing resolutely registered He Jiang.
For this reason, Shang Jingyi dressed himself up as if his own mother recognized him, so he was ashamed to accompany the dog man.
Shang Jing stood behind the pillar and waited for someone. His phone vibrated in his pocket. He thought He Jiang had arrived, so he looked and picked it up.
It seemed that he didn't expect to be connected. There was a moment of silence on the other side, and the thin woman said: "...you, your mobile phone is here with me. We took it by mistake."
"Can you give me back my phone?"
Shang Jing's head crashed: "..."
your phone? My cell phone