Shang Jing was more wronged than Dou E, and wanted to bump his head against He Jiang's feet to restore his memory to prove his innocence, or put his underwear in He Jiang's mouth to make him stop talking.
The materials used are so stingy, maybe two of them are enough.
He Jiang put away the underwear box and put it in Shang Jing's pocket, "Keep it well, don't throw it away, it will be used later."
Shang Jing's cheeks were as red as a little daughter-in-law: "I don't think I bought it."
He Jiang wondered: "Where did that come from?"
Asking the question knowingly, Shang Jing was so angry that he broke his can and said, "I remembered, I had a boyfriend last year, and he might have fallen for me."
He Jiang's eyes suddenly sank, the most worrying thing happened, even if it was nonsense.
"You organize the language again."
Shang Jing raised his eyes and exchanged a glance with He Jiang, hey, a shameless person is invincible in the world, he can be considered to have found the weakness of the shameless He Jiang.
But now I'm not happy to be fine.
He returned to China to get back together with He Jiang, not to create misunderstandings.
Shang Jing resolutely changed his words: "It seems that I misremembered the time, anyway, I vaguely think that my boyfriend bought it."
Being recognized as "boyfriend", He Jiang was in a happy mood.
Previously, he was more or less worried. After Shang Jing recovered his memory, whether his progress in pursuing his wife would be reset again. Shang Jing's words proved that this time it was an effective pursuit of his wife.
And it's almost there.
Shang Jing was enlightened and put their relationship into the category of love.
He Jiang asked casually: "Did you find another partner to practice after?"
Shang Jing felt that if he answered "yes", Judge He could sentence him to life imprisonment on the spot.
"No, it's not necessary. Watching the news broadcast is enough." Shang Jing hinted euphemistically, "I'm focusing on my studies and want to return to China early. I can't spare the time for other things."
He Jiang was hit in the heart by a small straight ball, and was about to hug Shang Xiaojing for a while, when Shang Jing said strangely: "But there is still time to read the news, you have a lot of gossip, you are worthy of being a famous big brother Actor."
The more Shang Jing thought about it, the more angry he was, sitting on the bed, looking straight at He Jiang: "Your movie is really popular, and the movie theater next to our school also has it."
He Jiang: "You paid for it?"
He seems to have overlooked something. Shang Xiaogou's current attitude seems to be not only because he was moved by him during the amnesia, but... Shang Jing has the intention of getting back together when he returns to China.
The narcissistic conjectures and assumptions he made after receiving Shang Jing in the hospital seemed to be verified bit by bit.
But at this moment, He Jiang would rather that Shang Jing never liked him three years ago.
When he was dating online, He Jiang wanted to show Shang Jing the film and television contract first, and the other party nodded before signing the contract. If Shang Jing was not satisfied with the plot interaction, he would not act.
Without even holding hands, He Jiang consciously put herself in the position of an old married couple with a strict wife.
He felt that everything was going to happen, so when he learned in the United States that he was just a shaved head, he was treated as a tool from the beginning to the end, and the young and energetic him was beaten to pieces.
From a business perspective, he was the one who rejected a netizen who suddenly wanted to show up. In He Jiang's view, it was as if she had been declared divorced.
Twenty-three-year-old He Jiang got on the plane in a daze, forgetting that his boyfriend is a fool in love.
Who hasn't been in a relationship for the first time? What Shang Jing couldn't understand, He Jiang couldn't see either.
But if it were the twenty-six-year-old He Jiang, he would be more patient and sure to win.
He Jiang reflected... Even if it was the first time she was in love, Shang Jing was a few years younger than him, so what could be wrong.
The responsibility for breaking up should be on him.
Shang Jing whispered: "How can you enter the movie theater without spending money? My classmates all praise your acting skills across borders. I can see your affection even if I don't understand your Chinese."
The whole movie of "Our Life" has a sour business scene. I blame him for not doing his homework. I don't know if it is because of the large proportion of emotion.
He didn't watch any plots, anyway, as soon as He Jiang appeared on stage, he thought in his heart—
He Jiang never looked at him with such eyes.
He Jiang never said this to him.
…
He Jiang's voice was slightly hoarse: "When I acted, I was thinking of you."
oh? Shang Jing raised the corners of his lips slightly, which means that on the big screen, He Jiang looked at him with that look, and said "I love you" to him...
It is easy to be coaxed when the business scene is not working.
He Jiang: "You have to admit that most of those scandals are based on rumors. They are fake at first glance, but they are lowered when they respond."
When she lost her memory, the scandal was explained one by one. He Jiang no longer said more, but confessed: "Of course, I also admit that I really want to annoy you."
He deceived himself because he felt that Shang Jing didn't care. When he learned that Shang Xiaogou was really jealous, He Jiang could not wait to go back and send 180 lawyer letters.
"Xiao Jing, can you give me another chance?" He Jiang took a step closer and half-kneeled in front of Shang Jing, so that his eyes could be lower than Shang Jing who was sitting on the bed.
Shang Jing grabbed the bed sheet with his fingers, then let it go vainly. After repeated several times, he finally made a request: "You can't verbally bully me in the future."
He Jiang acted like a gentleman, like a good person, even if he spoke, it was too embarrassing.
He Jiang couldn't help laughing, Shang Xiaogou, who had never been bullied by actions, would only make such trivial and innocent requests.
He Jiang: "I will try my best."
The wife finally fell into her arms, who would take advantage of her.
He Jiang destroyed the two nests in Shangjing and moved them back to the villa area together with people and luggage.
As soon as the luggage was unloaded, He Jiang received a call from her mother.
"Why can't Xiaojing be contacted? Is the injury serious? Is he in the brain hospital? The meal is ready. I'll send it to you."
He Jiang: "Mom, there's no need to go there. Xiaojing and I went home. He's fine. He changed his phone... I'll ask him."
He Jiang took away the phone and asked Shang Jing: "My mother said that we should go to the house for dinner, otherwise we won't be able to finish it. There is your favorite—"
Shang Jing: "Okay."
He Jiang said to the other end of the phone: "Okay, let's go there."
It's time for dinner, Shang Jing is injured and needs to be mended, and He Jiang has no time to cook, so it's just right to eat at home.
And... He Jiang hissed, and there was a misunderstanding that still needs to be explained clearly. The comments made by those excessive fans in the group chat records were not made by Shang Xiaogou.
Mama He: "Okay, okay, I'll set the plate right away, by the way, your dad is here too."
He Jiang: "...my dad is here?"
He glanced at Shang Jing's clothes, jeans and long down, his figure was tall and straight like a bamboo pole, no matter how he looked, he was obedient and polite, which won the favor of the elders.
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That's formal enough.
Shang Jing heard the key words with sharp ears, and was a little nervous: "Dad is here too? I have a bruised forehead, will my image be bad? Maybe another day!"
He Jiang rubbed his head: "It's okay, my dad, you talked to him on the phone, aren't you very easy-going? He listens to my mother for everything at home."
"You have met my mother several times, are you still afraid of my father?"
Shang Jing: "Then what gift should I buy?"
He rushed upstairs, took his card, and planned to go to the mall to spend.
When I went upstairs, I suddenly remembered that I was still pretending to have amnesia, and I couldn't pretend at all.
He couldn't get off the stairs and stood tangled up in front of the stairs. He Jiang followed slowly, and interjected: "When we lived together, you lived in the master bedroom on the second floor, and you left a bank|card with me."
He Jiang proudly said: "The password is my birthday."
Although it was a fan who noted her husband on the phone, the password was set by Shang Jing herself.
Shang Jing couldn't see He Jiang being so proud: "It was a bet before that if you could bring me to eat three chickens in a row, I would have to change the password to your birthday. I forgot to change it back."
He Jiang pinched Shang Jing's face: "Did I ask you to change the bank | card password? I mean the phone lock screen password. Who told you to change it all, so you are not afraid of online fraud?"
Another liar came over, and after three chickens, he transferred all the money in the business card.
He Jiang said: "I changed the password later, and my birthday is not allowed."
Shang Jing: "Why aren't you allowed to use it?"
He Jiang: "Before we were just netizens, who knew that your password was my birthday. Now the whole world knows that you are my wife. If someone steals your mobile phone on the table one day, do you think he will first Use our birthdays to try the password?"
Shang Jing: "That's right."
He Jiang felt that he had suffered a great loss by changing the password, so Supervisor Shang Jing took out his mobile phone: "Now, save my mobile phone number and note my husband."
Shang Jing entered a number by number, and then remarked "dog man" at the speed of light.
"Remarks husband, if you lose your phone, it will be very troublesome." Shang Jing said with lingering fear.
He Jiang discussed: "Can you expand it?"
Shang Jing: "What?"
He Jiang: "The man who trades puppies."
Shang Jing stammered: "You're a dog."
How can I describe He Jiang as a dog man in the future? I feel like I'm scolding myself.
He Jiang smiled, this is the time to go back to three years ago, why did she refuse to call her husband
He found out that Shang Jing can only do anything to anger him when he is serious.
For example, this suspender in the cabinet.
Shang Jing saw it when he opened the drawer to get the card, and he pretended to ignore it calmly, until he closed the cabinet door and He Jiang didn't take the opportunity to tease him, so he was relieved.
He Jiang folded her arms and looked at Shang Jing's expression, her eyes darkened.
Who wants to flirt before meeting your parents? It's a waste of resources. Isn't it good to keep it until night
When he was about to reach his parents' house, He Jiang said, "My dad has a border shepherd. Are you afraid of dogs? If so, I'll let him tie it to the garden in advance."
Shang Jing: "Not afraid."
He Jiang: "It is very smart. It can distinguish the sound of the engines of my cars from a long distance. It guards the door and jumps on me as soon as it comes in. You hide behind me and don't let it hit you."
The existence of Bian Mu has relieved Shang Jing's embarrassment very well. It seems to know that today's guest will be an important family member in the future. After throwing He Jiang, it took the initiative to come over and sniff Shang Jing, and ran around him After a few laps, when he felt familiar, he lifted his front paws and threw himself into Shang Jing's arms with a relatively small force.
Shang Jing squeezed his dog's head, and suddenly felt as comfortable as in a villa.
When Shang Jing raised his hand, it seemed that something had fallen on the ground. He Jiang's eyes flashed from the corner of his eye, his brows twitched, and he quickly raised his foot and stepped on the condom calmly.
Shang Puppy didn't throw the trash can... He Jiang pursed her lips, restraining her distraction.
"Wangwang, get down."
He Jiang suddenly remembered that Shang Jing might be hiding more than one piece, and hurriedly stopped them from interacting.
"Oh..." Bian Mu, who had received the order, withdrew from the interaction with the new owner, obediently lying on the ground.
Mama He: "Yes, yes, yes, stop playing, Wangwang has already eaten, we haven't eaten yet, go in and eat."
Mother He stopped Shang Jing's arm, and the family of three went in talking and laughing, but no one greeted He Jiang.
He Jiang calmly stayed where he was and watched the dog.
Shang Xiaogou didn't hide many condoms, and he couldn't justify how many times he took the initiative to thank him at night.
He Jiang clicked his tongue, bent down to pick up the condom, put it in his pocket, and touched Bian Mu's dog's head, "I'll bring you chicken legs next time."
The lunch was very sumptuous, Mother He felt that Shang Jing was shocked, and heard He Jiang explain about taking the wrong phone, she was very fond of Shang Jing, and gave him all the food for the meal.
After the meal, the family sat and chatted, and Mama He mentioned that He Jiang was going to go to the Gobi to film a movie this month, and she needed to bring more clothes.
It was only then that Shang Jing remembered that he hadn't known about He Jiang's filming itinerary, because He Jiang was always by his side, and he had forgotten how much He Jiang's workload was in a year.
The variety show was an accident, and it must have delayed He Jiang's schedule a lot.
Shang Jing: "When are you going?"
He Jiang pondered for a moment: "Tomorrow."
"so fast."
He Jiang: "If you call me husband, I will push you away."
Shang Jing knew he was joking, how can there be such an unprofessional actor, but he was a little moved.
He asked, "How long was the filming?"
He Jiang: "It's just in time for Chinese New Year."
Shang Jing narrowed his eyes, fans would hang up and scold him for obstructing the actor's career, anyway...you can still play games and online dating as before.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, He Jiang and Shang Jing planned to go back. Mother He wanted to persuade them to rest here at night, but He Jiang thought it was not convenient for the two of them to live together.
Can't wait to go back and search Shang Puppies.
When the car drove to the gate, Bian Mu ran over suddenly, raised his front paws and lay on the door of the passenger seat.
He Jiang: "What does it want to do?"
Shang Jing lowered the car window and bent his eyes: "Maybe you want to say goodbye to me?"
The dog is so obedient, the man named He Jianggou, I am really sorry for the dog.
Shang Jing stretched out his hand to touch its head, but saw that Wangwang had something in his mouth, and vomited it straight into his hand.
"Aww." The inedible things should be returned to their original owners.
Wangwang ran back to the kennel wagging his tail.
Shang Jing looked at the condom in his palm: "..."
Subconsciously asked He Jiang: "You gave it to Wangwang?"
Can you still be human
He Jiang helped him raise the car window before saying, "Don't you think it looks familiar?"
It turned out that two were lost, one was pressed under Wangwang's stomach, and he didn't see it.
Shang Jing reacted... Help, he fell from his body!
His head went numb, he frantically took out his pockets, cleaned out the pockets of his trousers and the lining of the down jacket, and counted them reverently.
Please, don't lose the He family!
He Jiang watched helplessly as Shang Jing took out so many... She almost wanted to park the car in a random forest.
"1, 2, 3... 11, 11..." Shang Jing counted again in disbelief, adding what Wang Wang gave him, there were only 11.
"It's over, 12 is gone... What should I do, He Jiang!"