three years ago.
Shang Jing mentioned to the senior sister in the law department that he wanted to find a professional training partner, but he couldn't tell whether the other party had an accent, and was afraid that he would be taken away without knowing it.
He wants to learn the purest Chinese!
It is best for the other party to accompany him to practice oral Chinese frequently.
The senior sister suggested to him: "Go to the national server to play games and find a regular partner."
Shang Jing: "Then does he go online regularly every day?"
Sister: "The ones who go online on a regular basis... I only have online dating in the game. Couples in passionate love are the most motivated, and girls are very punctual."
Shang Jing frowned: "But, don't you have to talk sweet words to find a girlfriend?"
He lacks the language to provide the emotional value of online dating. It's a bit embarrassing to say it, but he hopes to find someone who can talk a lot to coax him. Of course, it is okay to scold him.
Sister: "So... you don't mind finding a boyfriend?"
Children, in order to learn Chinese, your "sexual" orientation is still subject to adjustment
Shang Jing thought for a moment: "What's the problem?"
The same dialogue scene happened here with He Jiang.
He Jiang scoffed at the proposal of online dating, he was sick again, why should he find trouble to serve him.
"It's easy to get together and easy to break up, never to get entangled, strong against pressure, not to retaliate when scolded, it's better to talk less. Is there any?"
Senior Sister thought about it, then you two are really a perfect match. Shang Jing will not pester you, and his Chinese level determines that he talks less.
"There really are."
Shangjing’s college roommate often plays games, and every time he connects to the microphone, the first thing he says is, I will take care of you if there are any girls.
If a girl really opens the microphone, his roommates will talk a lot, just like a free oral English teacher.
Shang Jing got inspiration from his roommate, and after a little calculation, he bought a voice changer.
As soon as the courier arrived and the voice changer was taken apart, the senior sister introduced him to an online dating partner.
Sister is so kind.
Shangjing downloaded WeChat and sent a friend request to He Jiang.
He typed seriously: "Hi, my name is Shang Jing."
"He Jiang."
Shang Jing has already learned some online dating skills and suggested to cultivate feelings in the game.
He Jiang was satisfied with Shang Jing's face, he played a voice invitation to check and accept the voice of his online dating partner.
If it's hard to hear, forget it.
Shang Jing picked it up in a hurry, like a student who was taking an oral English test for the first time and was a little nervous facing the teacher.
"You, hello."
He Jiang frowned suddenly, hung up the phone in a second, and blocked Shangjing.
Business scene:? ?
What's going on, his Chinese teacher who is comparable to the host of the news network
Aggrieved and confused, he went to his senior sister: "I failed in online dating."
The senior sister gave full play to the role of matchmaker and asked He Jiang: "What's going on?"
He Jiang: "He is a woman, and the photo is fake."
Sister: "Is it a man?"
A pair on both sides, Shang Jing found that the voice changer was turned on.
With the help of her senior sister, He Jiang joined Shangjing again.
Shang Jing sent a voice message: "I'm sorry, I'm really a man."
He Jiang thought to herself, little pervert, the voice is quite nice.
The two went through a lot of twists and turns. The twists and turns were mainly that He Jiang's id was a string of "garbled" letters, and Shang Jing's id was "a pendant of "garbled" codes." During the meal operation, He Jiang was scolded by passers-by for implicating He Jiang.
He Jiang was irritated, but how does Shang Jing feel, because he still can't understand the output of high-frequency swear words.
He Jiang thought to himself, it is true that you can't retaliate when you scold, you have to find a game where you only scold yourself and not others.
The two finally decided to eat chicken games.
This game is really simple, as long as you run with He Jiang after landing, there will be no problem.
He Jiang usually jumps to different locations with his teammates, and acts alone with Shang Jing.
He Jiang ran faster than Shang Jing, and left the first floor for Shang Jing, and Shang Jing went up the stairs, and He Jiang had already searched the second, third and fourth floors.
When he has harvested a lot of ground, he can see that Shang Jing is still standing next to the stairs, picking up the second-level bag for a while, picking up the first-level bag for a while, picking up the gun, and switching between akm and m416.
He Jiang's tone was not kind: "What are you struggling with?"
The capacity of the second-level package is larger than that of the first-level package, do you need to consider it
Just now he only left 7mm bullets for Shang Jing, which matches AKM, why pick up m416
He Jiang looked at Shang Jing changing a bag every second, feeling a little annoyed, he couldn't have met someone who played a gunfight game and a dress-up game, right
Want to uninstall it.
Shang Jing's distressed voice sounded: "Why can't I finish picking up this bag?"
He Jiang: "... What did you say?"
Shangjing: "I'd love to pick up a few extra packs, but it's kind of... constant."
Use idioms, oral English bonus points!
He Jiang took a deep breath, "Are you retarded?"
Shang Jing: "Huh?"
He Jiang: "One person only picks up one bag. If you pick up a second-level bag, the system will automatically throw away the first-level bag. You just pick it up and switch back."
Shang Jing: "Guns too?"
He Jiang: "Yes, idiot."
Shang Jing is weak: "Are you scolding me?"
He Jiang sneered: "Yes."
Shang Jing: "Oh."
Retarded and stupid are curse words, write them down in a notebook.
He imitated He Jiang's tone in his heart, read it ten times, and felt that he had grasped the essence.
He Jiang: "Get in the car, do you see the four squares in the lower right corner? You can choose to take the co-pilot."
"OK!"
Shang Jing quickly got into the car, and when He Jiang reached 110 yards, Paji fell from the car and fell into a bloody mess.
"Sorry, I accidentally pressed the get off button."
He Jiang turned around helplessly and gave Shang Jing first aid.
Twenty seconds later, Shang Jing fell from the car again.
"careless… "
Back in the drug circle, He Jiang used up the first aid kit for Shang Jing along the way.
"Trash be honest, don't look around in the car, stick out the window."
Shang Jing: "Then I won't look around for you."
He Jiang: "No need, thank you."
While talking, a full-size car was chasing them from the opposite hill. He Jiang hurriedly parked the car downstairs and entered the building for cover.
In the end, because the first aid kit was not enough, he couldn't replenish the blood, and he was struggling with the residual blood state, and he fell down after killing two of them.
And Shang Jing hid on the top floor, and was discovered.
He Jiang: "Don't move."
Shang Jing: "I'll save you."
He Jiang: "No need."
Shang Jing ran down, crouched beside the injured He Jiang, and threw a smoke bomb.
He Jiang: "Not as good as—"
After finishing speaking, he found that what Shang Jing threw was a grenade.
Boom, the explosion sent He Jiang away, and also blasted Shang Jing into a state of emergency.
He Jiang: "You..."
Shang Jing: "I don't want my brother to be shot by bad guys."
Shang Jing watched his roommate play a game of chicken, and every time the roommate knocked down the opponent, he would play the public voice in a vicious way, "Turn on the microphone, I won't fill the gun if it's a girl, let your teammates save you."
He Jiang is a big star, so she must not be able to bear this humiliation. What if you don't play games with him
I hope they don't encounter this opponent.
Because the other two teammates were still alive, although Shang Jing fell to the ground, he died immediately. The game character was lying on the ground quietly, bleeding, motionless.
The opponent rushed upstairs. In order to vent his anger on the teammate who was beaten to death by He Jiang, he hit the floor next to Shang Jing, shot down continuously, and shot Shang Jing into a sieve.
"Kill you, damn it."
After the death of his game character, he can switch the perspective of his teammates. He Jiang frowned slightly as he watched Shang Jing's elimination process.
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If only he was stronger...
He Jiang was silent for a moment, "Next time you can pinch two hands|thunder."
Exploding twice, not only is he eliminated directly, luck also takes away the opponent.
Game over.
He Jiang: "A dormitory? Is there anyone else?"
Shang Jing: "Yes."
"Turn on the computer and turn on the video."
Business King to do so.
Through the computer camera, He Jiang directed Shang Jing to adjust the various keys on the game screen, and adjusted the keys that Shang Jing could easily touch by mistake to within the range of his thumb.
"Is this okay?" Shang Jing looked at the camera and brought the phone screen closer, "I will definitely not jump out of the car in the next game."
"can we start?"
He Jiang looked at the business scene in the camera, his dark eyes were full of anticipation for the game.
"Can."
Shang Jing wanted the camera of the computer, He Jiang: "Don't."
When you get angry while playing games, you can look at this face.
Shang Jing: "Huh?"
He Jiang: "You are too good, I suspect that you eat with two purposes."
Shang Jing was facing the computer, bringing his upper body into the scope of the camera: "Yes, you can supervise."
He Jiang: "Yes."
…
At the end of the three games, Shang Jing was satisfied and reciprocated. It was time to provide He Jiang with the feeling of being in love.
He bent down to avoid the camera, flipped through the love quotes with pinyin written in a small book, then straightened up, with flushed cheeks: "Brother, good night, I want to see you every day."
Shang Jing held back for a while, said good night again, and then went offline to send He Jiang a WeChat message, and finished the last sentence by voice.
He recorded it several times in a row, and it was like reciting a text, so he had to send it out in a broken can.
"Brother, I think my luck must be very bad in the future. The greatest luck is to meet you today! I won't be able to sleep tonight!"
He Jiang stared fascinatedly at Shang Jing's "positive input" for ten minutes, even he was surprised by his patience.
Oh, sweet words.