The wedding was organized by He Jiang. Apart from trying on clothes, Shang Jing worried about everything. He Jiang gave him a stack of blank invitation letters, "You can invite anyone you want, you write first."
Holding the pen, Shang Jing wrote fifteen English-version notes to overseas undergraduate students, making sure they would come.
On the other side of the relatives is the uncle who the Fu family knew from the hospital bed.
He has many friends in China, and he was the first to write "Zhuang Que".
Xiaozhuang is my good friend.
The second one is the senior sister, who is an indispensable matchmaker for the two important matters of returning to China and falling in love.
The second one is Lan Mao, whose name is Lan Ning, who has a little friendship to speak of.
He Jiang asked him to write first, that is, let Shang Jing invite all those people who have a common intersection.
Shang Jing politely wrote down all the employees of He Jiang's studio, except for Cen Feinuo and Yang Yue who were left to He Jiang as the best man team, the rest of the mutual friends were invited over and over again.
He stopped writing and scratched his face, really wanting to invite that groupie.
If he did not take the wrong phone, he would always dare to rely on his ex-boyfriend like a storm.
He returned to China with the idea of seeking reunion, and made the worst plan in his heart.
However, firstly, as a fanatic of He Jiang, the star-chasers might be a little bit worried for her to invite her to the wedding, and secondly...he wants to die again, and the diary must be kept a secret. These are his worst underwear.
Seeing Shang Jing frowning, He Jiang thought she was distressed, and tried to enlighten him: "There are many good friends, have you chosen your think tank?"
Shang Jing: "What think tank?"
He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "Didn't I tell you? For the first wedding, you will come to the villa to pick me up to the hotel. There will be some small games blocking the door, and you must have both intelligence and courage."
Business scene: "..."
He Jiang rolled up the contract in his hand and knocked on the head of Shang Jing: "For our wedding, do you still want to sit back and relax as the shopkeeper?"
The film king remembered that in the variety show game back then, Shang Jing broke through with the idea of divorce, and his teeth itch. Although Shang Jing finally gave up, the film king held a grudge.
He wants to sip red wine with his legs crossed, laugh at the little Shang puppy, and rush to him to make up for his mistakes.
Shang Jing suddenly became tense, and he immediately searched the game of meeting relatives and blocking doors on his mobile phone. The more he watched, the more frightened he was, and he looked at He Jiang in disbelief: "There will be a game where you can only enter the door by saying a hundred words of I love you." Bar?"
It's power for personal gain!
He Jiang pondered for a while: "I'm sure. I want you to say one sentence each morning, noon and evening, and I will deduct it for you at your discretion."
Shang Jing, who had too many routines, became witty: "Hmph, if I said 99 sentences in advance, then the little game will change to 200 sentences."
He Jiang smiled: "Then you play?"
Shang Jing sighed, "Play."
He stood up, not as difficult as the game, and did not ask Teacher He to explain the questions, and vowed: "I will definitely pick you up."
Shang Jing ran into the house and discussed countermeasures with Zhuang Quin, his first-choice best man.
"Cen Feinuo is He Jiang's best man, so if you are with him, you will definitely let him go."
Zhuang Que and Cen Feinuo have obtained their certificates publicly, but they haven't held their wedding ceremony yet, "I, I will try my best."
Shang Jing: "We have to think of some strategies to deal with it in advance."
Zhuang Que: "If you download all the dating games on the Internet, you can recite the answers in advance, such as He Jiang's ten advantages, and He Jiang's ten movies."
Shang Jing: "You're very reasonable."
He was lazy and didn't search for the answer. Instead, he logged into He Jiang's fan forum and downloaded the top "One Hundred Things About He Jiang [Entry Level]".
Shang Jing was using the computer in the study and pressed print.
Zizizi... The printer started working, and within a minute, the printer still hadn't stopped working.
Shang Jing just didn't pay attention to the number of pages, and gathered a stack of materials in his hands to read, at least fifty pages.
This is entry level? ?
The current fans are too scary!
Shang Jing took the energy to read Xiao Xiurong, and turned to the first page—He Jiang won the awards and their dates.
The grand prize, the Young Player Pheasant Award, has three pages of A4 paper.
Five minutes later, Shang Jing yawned heavily and wiped away the physiological tears at the end of his eyes.
Is it because he invited a fan of He Jiang's idiot to be his best man, so he just recited it
Shang Jing thought of that groupie again... Forget it.
By the way, he can find a meal, find He Jiang's assistant!
Shang Jing quickly sent a message to Xiaobei: "I invite you to be my best man, and the treatment will be favorable."
Xiao Bei was flattered: No problem! Branch!
At the wedding, Shang Jing and He Jiang put on tailor-made wedding dresses, and the red carpet in the villa area was spread from the gate to He Jiang's door, and both sides of the red carpet were filled with hydrangeas, which were colorful and joyful in spring 』Two times.
He Jiang is dressed in black high-end handmade clothes, with a groom's brooch pinned to his chest. quit.
He directed Yang Yue to move the leather sofa to the door, so that he could sit down comfortably.
Yang Yue complained: "It's very impressive."
Fu Ya, Zhuang Que and Xiaobei each had twenty red envelopes, which they would distribute at any time.
Shang Jing was dressed in a small white outfit and walked fearlessly along the red carpet. The first one was set a hundred meters away from the door of the house, and he had to use a loudspeaker to shout.
Yang Yue: "Mr. Shang, please read the vows in the marriage letter. If you make a mistake, you will be punished once. You can look it up in the dictionary."
Shang Jing picked up the loudspeaker, thinking that this time he would stutter like he did three years ago, until he read the content of the marriage letter, and suddenly felt that he should ask a Chinese professor to be his best man.
The auspicious groups gather together, and the two races have fun. Respect for the new marriage, six rituals. Lamb geese are always ready, and jade and silk are limited. A gentleman will do things, and he will be dignified and free. Yi Xi Rong Xi, Mu Yi Qi Yan.
——"Marriage Poetry" Qin Jia
Shang Jing pursed his lips and counted, it's over, he is illiterate, but he knows four words.
Zhuang Que pointed to the word "鬼", and said, "This reads qian, the first sound. What we have learned is that if you are wronged, you have no good match."
Shang Jing: "That's right, I just read this article about a heartless man. I met him when we were together, and I forgot how we separated!"
Wuwuwu, he is a heartless man again, why should he be embarrassed like this.
Fu Ya: "Jade and silk, Jian, is also the first sound."
The four of them looked at the marriage letter, and they still recognized two characters, Qun and Yan, which were too uncommon.
Shang Jing recently read ancient Chinese prose quite effectively. Looking at the wedding poems, he had a flash of inspiration: "You said the word geese would mean the geese of wild geese? In ancient marriages, there was a custom of sending wild geese for engagement, right?"
"Lamb geese are always prepared, but jade and silk are limited." Fu Ya read it again, "It should be, and the meaning is also right."
Shang Jing was complacent for two seconds, but he was still defeated by the first word. Qunxiang gathered together, and the two clans were having fun. How do you pronounce it!
"What's the punishment?"
Yang Yue brought out a cup of dark food: "You will want to drink it."
Xiaobei gave Yang Yue a big red envelope with a wink: "Can you give me a hint?"
Yang Yue accepted the red envelope and smiled: "Although you can check it with your mobile phone, you can call someone who knows the word."
Zhuang Que immediately took out his mobile phone and called Cen Feinuo. Cen Feinuo must have watched the game arranged by the best man team in advance.
After a while, the phone was connected, and Cen Feinuo told Zhuang Que regretfully: "I can only tell you that the word geese is not mispronounced, and the wild goose symbolizes the obedience of men and women."
Shang Jing quietly took out his mobile phone and called He Jiang, obediently: "Teacher He..."
He is illiterate, and the Chinese teacher has a certain responsibility.
He Jiang's chuckling voice came through the receiver, and Shang Jing's ears went numb for a moment.
"Can read?"
"Um."
"Call my husband."
"..." Shang Jing closed his eyes and was about to open his mouth when suddenly two voices "" came from his ears in unison.
Fu Ya's analysis: "According to the rules of geese, can we also find the same word for 'group'?"
Zhuang Que: "The monarch and the sheep are arranged up and down, and arranged left and right, which is the word 'qun'. Since the group is gathered, it makes sense in meaning."
Shang Jing hung up He Jiang's phone with a click, "It must be! It's not interesting to solve the puzzles we have solved, right?"
He pressed the horn and pronounced a passage correctly and correctly, feeling full of emotion.
After reading, Shang Jing added a sentence: "Everything is ready, come out and marry me."
The loudspeaker loudspeaker transmitted every word of Shang Jing clearly into He Jiang's ears, and a happy smile appeared in his regretful eyes after the phone was hung up.
Yang Yue snapped his fingers, the first pass, and Shang Jing was allowed to advance fifty meters.
Turning a corner, only 50 meters away from the gate, you can directly see the film king sitting elegantly on the sofa.
When Shang Jing saw He Jiang wearing this wedding dress for the first time, his heart was moved.
"Hurry up, what's the second!"
One advances 50 meters, and the second pass will be able to hug the actor back.
He Jiang really showed mercy to him!
Yang Yue: "Second, please tell me the first time He Jiang won the best actor..."
Shang Jing's eyes lit up, he had memorized this question before! Looking back, Xiaobei also looked confident.
Yang Yue: "...the temperature there fluctuates by 3 degrees Celsius."
Shang Jing and Xiao Bei looked at each other: It seems like winter is coming
Xiaobei: "It's an outdoor award ceremony, and the sun seems to be shining in Bai."
This range is too broad.
Xiaobei stabbed the proprietress in both ribs: "Be fooled, I'll drink cooking juice when I grow up."
Shang Jing had no choice but to ask: "-2 to 9?"
Yang Yue shook his index finger: "When the temperature is above zero, the answer is wrong, and the punishment has changed."
He picked up a very delicate... Stamp album from the tray beside him
The exterior is made of red velvet bronzing material, and it is as big as a file folder, but there are not many pages inside.
Yang Yue handed the folder to Shang Jing, and opened a box of red ink pads: ""Twenty Things My Husband Wants to Do Most", you choose one thing and press your fingerprints to prove that you are willing to do it with him. pass."
So simple
Shang Jing dubiously opened the booklet, glanced at it and quickly closed it.
worthy of the eye!
He knows it!
The dog man asked him to play a little game of picking up the bride because of An's kindness!
But... Marriage requires breaking through the shackles and overcoming all difficulties. If it were He Jiang who would marry him, it would be over even if he lost all his male baggage... Shang Jing glanced at the hooligan in the villa, humiliatedly chose the most acceptable frame, and pressed his fingerprint .
Wear a suspender once.
After passing through, one time is raw and the other is cooked.
With everyone's fingerprints behind Shang Jing's back, he snapped the booklet shut, "Can I do it?"
This is a 50-meter sprint to kick the dog man off the sofa watching the show.
Yang Yue: "Please advance forty meters."
Shang Jing paused and clicked his tongue. It seems that there are three cards, and he must answer the next question correctly.
Yang Yue: "Please tell me the size of each part of He Jiang's body."
Xiaobei: "I will!"
Shang Jing: "I will too!" He had a deep memory when he made tailor-made wedding dresses.
Shangjing reported a series of data fluently.
Yang Yue looked at him with a smile: "What else?"
Shang Jing was stunned: "And...?"
will be…
Want face
Shang Jing didn't dare to say where it was, reached out his hand to take the booklet, and pressed another fingerprint vigorously.
He had seen it just now, and there was another one that was more acceptable.
The suspenders are all there, and the cheongsam with slits is high.
There is a monitor on He Jiang's left hand side, which broadcasts every move of Shang Jing in high-definition. He looks at the Shang puppy ten meters away for a while, and then looks at the detailed enlarged image of blushing in the broadcast, and the corners of his mouth twitch happily.
Yang Yue: "Please advance five meters."
With five meters left, we can see each other's expressions clearly.
Shang Jing looked at He Jiang's triumphant look, and gritted his teeth angrily: "Don't go too far!"
He Jiang responded: "Where is it too much?"
Shang Jing: "..." Is this something that can be said in public
Yang Yue: "Please advance 2.5 meters."
In this way, he was only two steps away from He Jiang, and Shang Jing walked forward two meters happily, with one hand in his pocket, trying to make himself look confident and calm, but advanced by signing some descriptive contracts.
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Yang Yue: "In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game, you are on the third floor, and there are two footsteps downstairs. At this time, should you jump out of the window and escape, or go downstairs and just shoot?"
Shang Jing was overjoyed, he finally answered a question!
There are only two meters left, and He Jiang is probably afraid of being beaten by his wife.
Shang Jing: "Of course I just went downstairs! Then they threw mines on it? Zhuang Que, don't you think so?"
Xiao Caiji still consulted his teammates.
Zhuang Que nodded: "I think so."
Shang Jing: "That is."
"Wrong." He Jiang announced the answer in person, "You should hide from me."
Shang Jing argued hard: "There is no such option! I didn't say to play games with you!"
He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "Why, who else do you want to play games with?"
"You are a routine!" Shang Xiaogou took He Jiang's wish book in a broken can, and added an empty apron to complete the job.
Yang Yue: "Please advance 125m."
When the business scene is satisfied, it can be dichotomized every time, endlessly.
Just like Xixi’s slashing a knife for free, the early stage is drastic, a knife is ninety-nine, and you must compare it in the future, and you will get a penny.
According to this routine, he had to fill all twenty wish lists.
"You are a fraud!" Shang Jing pinched the brochure and shook his voice.
He Jiang was happy: "Do you need legal aid?"
Shang Jing looked at He Jiang who looked like a dog on the steps, and he could afford the legal aid of the gangster.
He cleared his throat, "Next question."
Yang Yue: "Please listen to the question, please tell me your favorite festival, and tell me what you were doing on the last such festival."
Shang Jing's cheeks flushed.
He liked it the most, he was doing it all night, ah, he was...
He pressed his thumb into the ink pad box, looked at it, found a grid on the booklet and pressed his fingerprint, then quickly stepped up the steps and moved forward 0625 meters.
He wants to take the initiative.
Shang Jing looked up at He Jiang: "I have passed ninety-nine meters, and there is one step left, should you come?"
He Jiang smiled from the bottom of her heart: "Of course."
Shang Jing was almost dumbfounded. At this moment, Guang Yunying was like the smile in He Jiang's eyes, and he came in full bloom.
There are three steps in total, and He Jiangxin stepped down one step, pinched Shang Jing's chin, and kissed him deeply.
Yang Yue whistled, and rose petals fell down one after another.