He Jiang's filming sessions are not fixed, and his free time is relatively random, while Shang Jing is an undergraduate student, and has more time every night, and the two have been running in for a while in online dating.
Sometimes when He Jiang played half a game, he had to hang up the phone and go to film. Shang Jing was not angry at all. He said "Hello" twice. Seeing that He Jiang didn't respond and the game characters stopped moving, he picked up the assault gun and pointed it at He Jiang shot from the soles of his feet, and said unskilledly: "You are the rookie! You are the only one with the bullet stuck in the head!"
The gunshots accurately attracted foreign enemies, and a group of people came to attack the building. Shang Jing hurriedly hid behind He Jiang, pretending to hang up, and wanted to die quickly.
Shang Jing quit the game, and silently wrote He Jiangjin's curse words on him in the small notebook. He opened the previous one and read it again, feeling satisfied.
He has learned more and more excellent Chinese.
Two hours later, Shang Jing estimated that He Jiang's scene was almost done, so he sent him a WeChat message: "When will my brother go online?"
Plus the expression pack that the puppy looks forward to.
He Jiang: "Immediately."
"You choose the landing point to skydive, and I will change my clothes."
"OK."
In the team of four, Shang Jing lined up with a couple who could come out from the ID. The other party did not follow him to skydive, and the young couples like to separate.
Shang Jing slipped his hand and jumped into the wilderness, without a car or supplies, and far away from the safe zone.
He stood at a loss, pulled out the map, and he didn't know where to go in all directions.
He Jiang came back after changing her pajamas, and was silent for a while: "Can you count your steps by jumping here?"
Shang Jing: "Brother..."
He Jiang ran to the nearest thatched hut, at least with a gun for self-defense first.
"Find a car."
Shang Jing ran after He Jiang, and after turning over half of the hill, he lay down on the grass and did not move.
After He Jiang ran 60 meters away, he found that Shang Jing hadn't followed: "What kind of vegetable are you pretending to be?"
Shang Jing: "I can't run anymore."
He Jiang: "..."
Shang Jing: "Why don't you find a car to pick me up? It's a fast drive. I'd better hide my oil bottle in the grass. It's better not to drag brother down."
He Jiang: "...I'm a fool without you."
Shang Jing: "I will obediently wait for my brother here!"
Of course, the oil bottle is a vocabulary that Shang Jing taught himself. You can’t rely on your Chinese teacher for everything, right
He increased the volume of his teammate's voice, silently tore open a bag of potato chips, and took a piece in his mouth.
Eating potato chips is worse than running, and only one person is needed to find a car.
A minute later, He Jiang drove an off-road vehicle and stopped beside Shang Jing, "Get in the car."
Shang Jing put down the potato chips and got up numbly.
For them, the game officially started, and another couple who had been searching for supplies in harmony in the game suddenly started arguing.
"Is the person who sent you a WeChat message at 1:30 am yesterday a man or a woman?"
"Why did this happen so suddenly?"
"As soon as WeChat rang, you went to the toilet. I thought I was too sleepy, so I just remembered now."
"male."
"Give it to me, the man still needs to go to the toilet to talk?"
"You can't sleep with the light?"
"With the green light, I can't sleep even more."
One of them's profile picture went black for a moment, probably because he was disconnected to retrieve WeChat records.
After a while, the girl asked loudly: "You think I'm stupid, this chat record is at 12:30, take out the one at 1:30."
"You remembered wrong."
"Did I remember wrongly? Let me ask you, there are still six condoms left on Monday, and five left on Friday. Where did the missing one go? I thought I remembered wrongly, but it may not be here now."
"I'm wrong, you remember wrong."
"Why are you so stingy, stealing a condom and taking it from it?"
"..."
Shang Jing's ears were pricked up, help, he is a male and female question answerer with high-quality intonation!
He marked on the map the location of the research institute where the young couple is located: "Brother! Go here!"
He Jiang: "No."
Shang Jing: "Please, I haven't searched the research institute for a long time!"
He Jiang couldn't resist him, so he had to adjust his route and drive to the research institute.
Before the car arrived, there was sudden intense gunfire in the voice of teammates.
"Don't go."
If this kind of war between the two parties is over, business scenes often become cannon fodder.
Shang Jing: "Go, let's go."
When the car got closer, I realized that it was not a war, but a civil war between young couples.
Shang Jing ran to the building opposite the research institute, stood at the window with the best view, picked up the sextuple mirror to observe - the girl shot the boy with a gun, and scolded the scumbag while sweeping.
Shang Jing set up the six-fold mirror, focused on it, and couldn't help but eat potato chips.
Girls speak so fast and swear quickly, and insulting scumbags is one of the language spaces he urgently needs to fill.
What if we meet later.
Shang Jing bit the potato chips so hard that he couldn't keep up, so he had to ask Xueba for help: "What was she thinking about the two-faced face just now?"
He Jiang: "Did you see me just now?"
Shang Jing: "Ah? What are you?"
Boom... A sniper rifle hit Shang Jing's head, and the field of vision of the six times mirror was forced to disappear.
He Jiang took the head of the attacker with a single bullet: "I will die if you stand at the window again."
He Jiang stood beside Shang Jing with a sneer, watching his blood drop little by little: "Are you here to play games or to gossip?"
Shang Jing: "I'm here to date my brother!"
This was obviously the final answer, and as soon as he finished speaking, He Jiang knelt down to give him first aid, and his life continued.
He Jiang: "Potato chips are delicious?"
Shang Jing: "...it was disassembled in the morning, if you don't eat it, it will be wasted."
Afterwards, the place of the research institute became the center of the gun battle. He Jiang led Shang Jing to carry two rounds, but there was a constant stream of gunshots coming, the oriole stalked the cicada, and the praying mantis followed.
At the end of the game, He Jiang thought to himself, he is almost full of roles in these two episodes, and he can't play a complete game between filming, but he can go to the server to practice guns, so as to increase the chance of eating chicken with Shang Jing. I'm all hungry.
He made an appointment with Shang Jing to stop the game five times, and he wanted to film a movie. He Jiang planned to practice every bit of time, trying to achieve the effect of Shibie Ri's admiration.
When saying goodbye, Shang Jing recited the lines that were changed every time: "It's going to be like a year, I won't fight these days, and wait for my brother to come back."
He Jiang was extremely full and worked harder.
On the other hand, Shang Jing, who is addicted to food, went online to find a training partner.
He played ten games with He Jiang, and nine of them were scolded for various carelessness. Although every time he was scolded, there was a language gain, but Shang Jing wanted to try the feeling of carrying the audience.
He wants to find a partner secretly, and then amaze He Jiang, and ask He Jiang to call him brother.
He screened and found a sparring partner with a salary of 60 with a lot of praise from a certain domestic website. The other party happened to be online, immediately accepted the order and entered the game.
As soon as the match was over, the voices of the teammates immediately became lively, and the bluffing voices of the two elementary school students occupied the vocal channels.
"Take the helicopter with me later, and I will drive."
"Don't hit the tree again, I'm airsick."
A more mature voice said: "There is a ump45 gun to mark it."
"You use this?"
"I like it, it's easy to use."
All four of them landed in City Z, and there was no one else. They searched for supplies silently, and the map was brushed on this side, so the group stayed here for a full ten minutes. There were only two elementary school students talking during the whole process.
Business scene saw ump45, marked it, and then changed to another room.
A few people came on the way, but they were rushed and killed by the elementary school students and the training partner. After a while, the two elementary school students left City Z and were eliminated soon after.
The more you search for the business scene, the more confused you become. This sparring partner doesn't talk about it, so this is the service? ?
Could it be that the salary is too low, only playing but not chatting
The sparring partner in Shangjing's mind: talkative, skilled, and patiently guiding rookies.
Actual sparring...
Fifteen minutes into the game, the sparring partner finally remembered Shang Jing, drove a car to take him away, and finally parked in the center of the safety zone.
The safety circle is getting smaller and smaller, and Shang Jing is puzzled why no one comes here. Is this the boss's point selection technique? Good location and no one
He and He Jiang are always able to meet people wherever they hide, even if there is no direct confrontation, they can see cars passing by the hillside through the window.
Suppressing doubts, Shang Jing continued to observe the "operation" of the sparring partner. The upper left corner indicated that there were only 4 people left. Finally, Shang Jing saw someone coming. The sparring partner lay behind the wall and hit a shuttle, beat the disabled one, and drove straight away. Just go out.
Twenty seconds later, the holy light descended on the screen of successfully eating chicken.
"Boss, come and raise the trophy."
Shang Jing ran over, raised the trophy mechanically, and finally couldn't help it: "Aren't you talking to each other?"
The sparring partner paused: "Are you an adult?"
Shang Jing: "Then what?"
The training partner Gao Leng said: "I thought you were the primary school student who opened the mic just now, I don't want to talk to the primary school students."
Shang Jing: "..." What's wrong with the elementary school students! They are all customers, why should they treat elementary school students differently for a fee of one!
Partner: "Boss, remember to give a good review after eating chicken! Do you want to have another game?"
Shang Jing: "Oh, I won't come."
Shang Jing paid half a small amount of money and quit the game.
There is no gaming experience at all for the money! I have been searching for supplies, and I have not just passed the gun. It is equivalent to matching passers-by. Why not play with passers-by, and they don’t charge money!
The only remarkable thing is that the technique of the sparring partner is really good, the selection is good, no one comes, and finally eat chicken, for the sake of chicken, Shangjing gave a good review.
He stopped thinking about finding a training partner, and only hoped that He Jiang would end his busy filming and play games with him again.
After five days, He Jiang returned with his sharpshooter king.
Shang Jing frantically followed He Jiang, and he was still thinking about playing with He Jiang, even if he was lying in the grass waiting for the car.
As long as some things are mentioned once, He Jiang will be very conscious, even if it is 50 meters away, he will be picked up by a car, and he will not let Shang Jing run over.
Also buy the latest and coolest sports car skins.
In the past, Shang Jing sat in the co-pilot and would not express his opinion on the route, but now it is different. He marked on the map: "Go here, it is safe here."
The sparring in the last game stopped here.
He Jiang didn't know, so: "Where is it safe?"
Shangjing: "I marked it."
He Jiang will depend on the business situation for such small things. Anyway, it is still in the early stage of the game, so it doesn't matter where he stays.
Shang Jing got out of the car and went upstairs. When he entered the door, he saw a ump45. He immediately threw away his bison submachine gun and replaced it with this.
He Jiang came in slowly, he is a gentleman now, he will take care of his boyfriend who is not flexible, let him search first.
Seeing Shang Jing throwing away the buffalo, He Jiang frowned slightly.
Something is wrong.
Shang Jing is a little "learned by people" in the game. He is not skilled enough, so he tries to rely on tools. If a passer-by praised a certain type of gun in the previous game, ask his teammates to help him keep it. In the next game, Shang Jing will He will look for this kind of gun everywhere, until someone praises that another gun is good, he will change to another one.
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Just very blind.
He Jiang frowned, since he let Shang Jing use bison, Shang Jing no longer favored other guns. That idiot Shang Jing always forgets to change the magazine, he can't beat others with the gun, and the buffalo has more bullets, so he can change it twice less.
From this, He Jiang came to the conclusion that Shang Jing had fought with someone else.
little liar.
Okay, what about waiting for him to go online
It's so sweet on the mouth!
He Jiang was very upset. After seeing Shang Jing, he even changed his habit of picking up smoke when he saw bullets. His upset changed from 66 to 99.
"Did you play games with someone else?"
Shang Jing felt guilty for a moment: "I found a training partner."
He Jiang vaguely felt that her position was threatened. But obviously Shang Jing is looking for a training partner, and his boyfriend's position is as stable as Mount Tai.
He's not a sparring partner, he's a boyfriend, so there's nothing to panic about.
There was nothing wrong with it, anyway, He Jiang was just angry. After he worked hard and practiced his gun day and night after work in order to take his wife away as soon as possible, Shang Jing went to find another man to practice with.
Not counting as a sparring partner, his boyfriend's game operation still left a shadow of a sparring partner.
He sneered: "Can I have technology?"
Shang Jing: "It's not bad, I'll eat the chicken as soon as I grab it."
He Jiang: "..." He even praised others!
Caught off guard, He Jiang had the first mouthful of vinegar in her life, and felt uncomfortable everywhere.
Shang Jing didn't notice it, and continued: "When we hide here, there is no one! We will eat chicken! Let's stay here for this game."
He didn't think about hiding here with his sparring partner, but he was very thinking about He Jiang.
He Jiang accurately captured the key word: "No one."
How could there be no one? Unless... unless it's a low-end game.
There seem to be a hundred players in a game, but maybe ten in real games. The difficulty of the game is extremely low, and the game experience is basically non-existent. It is often used for beginners to get familiar with.
It is difficult for Shang Jing's current rank to match the low-end rounds, and Ming's sparring partner with him is Bronze with a trumpet.
He Jiang sneered, and taunted her boyfriend who thought he was a good sparring partner.
"How much money did you spend and what skills did you learn? Did you just learn to change to a submachine gun? Too much money to burn?"
Shang Jing gradually understood, but he was a little unconvinced: "I think his skills are still good." It's just that the attitude of the partner training is not good, he is too arrogant, and treats the primary school students differently.
He Jiang: "Then go find it again."
Shang Jing was stunned: "Why are you attacking me?"
He sensed that He Jiang was getting angry. He had scolded him before, but there was a tone of resentment. After all, he was a teacher, so he could forgive him.
Today is the murder of him!
"I just don't want to be your oil bottle all the time. I practiced secretly. Is there something wrong?"
Shang Jing was so angry that he stopped talking, hey, no matter how harmonious the teacher-student relationship is, there are still contradictions.
The scumbag doesn't want to be in the same room with Mr. He now.
He jumped out of the window and lay down in the grass angrily.
He Jiang froze for a moment, realizing that she seemed to have overreacted.
For the first time, the atmosphere between the two stalemate.
The actor has never coaxed anyone in his life, so he doesn't need to coax anyone.
A lone wolf driving over appeared in the field of vision, but no one was found in the building so far.
He Jiang knocked him down from a distance, ran over to mend his death, and clicked on his box.
This unlucky opponent seems to have just picked up an airdrop. There are awm and 8x mirrors in the bag, which is a lot of fat.
Shang Jing, who is the most active in "licking" the bag every time, is still lying in the grass. If it weren't for his camera icon to turn around, he would hang up.
He Jiang stood by the box, a little at a loss, if Shang Jing didn't follow him, he didn't know what to do.
After a while, he marked the contents of the box.
In the dialog box on the right, the system voice automatically broadcasts:
"I'm awm here."
"I have an eight-fold mirror here."
Facing his favorite sniper rifle, Shang Jing didn't move.
He Jiang lost his composure, and tried to mark the supplies again.
"I'm awm here."
"I have an eight-fold mirror here."
"I'm awm here."
"I have an eight-fold mirror here."
Shang Jing finally said, "Are you kidding me?"
He Jiang changed her sitting position uncomfortably: "Yes."
"Then you can't bring it here?" Shang Jing squatted in the grass.
He Jiangdun casually threw a gun, equipped it with a sniper rifle, and brought it to Shang Jing.
Shang Jing stood up, humming and throwing away the ump45, the source of the contradiction, and replaced it with awm and magnum bullets.
He Jiang: "I'm being serious, don't you get angry?"
Shang Jing: "I won't find a sparring partner in the future, I will only play games with you."
He Jiang: "Okay."
It turned out to be such a great achievement to make an angry boyfriend happy.
Starting today, in the online dating course of the proud son He Yingdi, in addition to practicing guns, there is a compulsory "How to Coax a Good Date" that everyone in the world must take.
From now on, Shang Jing only plays games with He Jiang.