The relevant content is very strange, but there are two answers: your husband has a dog outside, or, it is called abstinence, or it is not acceptable, or, you have been separated for a long time and are used to living alone.
Shang Jing: "What kind of bullshit reason, it's not right."
And... what he wanted was a solution, not a deep dive into the cause.
He looked at it for a while, and found the standard answer: If you are not mentally fit, you should take the initiative; if you are not physically fit, then you should see a doctor.
Shang Jing didn't dare to give He Jiang an andrology.
He decided to try the previous one.
Maybe separated for a month, He Jiang forgot how to go to bed.
It may also be because there is no time to buy condoms at home!
Shang Jing sneakily went to the store to buy a box, feeling that he had taken the initiative 99 steps.
He was acting guilty, and when He Jiang found out, Zhuang Quin called him and asked him to have a party.
It's been a long time since I had a party with my friends, so Shang Jing agreed.
Apparently, Cen Feinuo also made an appointment with He Jiang in advance. As soon as Shang Jing finished changing, He Jiang drove the car out of the underground garage.
The meeting place is at Cen Feinuo's house, and this is the first time Shang Jing has come here. The sea view room has traces of Zhuang Quen's life in the room.
It is said to be a party, but there is no special purpose. Everyone chats, talks about interesting things in the entertainment industry, and talks about the upcoming wedding of friends.
Yang Yue brought good wine, He Jiang said that he would not drink while driving, so the atmosphere of drinking would not be strong, Zhuang Que squeezed a few liters of apple juice.
Shang Jing wanted to talk to Zhuang Quin about his little troubles, but the topic of the chat was about the wedding, so it was inappropriate for him to drag the client into the room to talk.
He Jiang has always been the one taking the initiative, and Shang Jing is a bit incapable.
Are condoms enough reminders
But if He Jiang didn't mean that, what's the difference between a condom and a matchbox
The latter can still catch fire after wiping it.
Active... Should it mean that he took the initiative in behavior or language
But he couldn't say it.
Just thinking about it, Shang Jing blushed. He quickly took a glass of cold beer to cool down, and swallowed a big gulp. He suddenly saw He Jiang handing over a mobile phone from the corner of his eye.
The interface is to eat chicken, the game is halfway through, the poison circle has shrunk, and there are 30 people left.
He Jiang: "Do you want to play?" He discussed with Cen Feinuo and the others the arrangement of the wedding seats, because Shang Jing didn't know anyone in the entertainment circle, and he was afraid that Shang Jing would be boring.
Shang Jing took the phone: "Play."
He Jiang is a bit strong, she has been participating in the discussion all the time, but she harvested two airdrops without making a sound.
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Shang Jing played for a while, and his mind was not on the game. He turned He Jiang's cell phone, and suddenly felt blessed, and thought of a method that was both tactful and proactive.
He opened He Jiang's browser, typed the question he had just searched again, and then exited directly.
As long as He Jiang accidentally clicks on it, she will find...
What if it is not clicked
Shang Jing frowned, went all out, and started searching for some restricted topics.
In this way, Big Data will push related topics to He Jiang next time!
Looking at these browsing records, He Jiang couldn't help it!
The relevant content is asking for pictures and resources, and the business scene clicks in, like a cat randomly clicking on the owner's mobile phone, without looking at what it is, clicking randomly on the screen full of yellow advertisements.
After a few minutes of operation, Shang Jing exited the browser, hiding his merits and fame, took another sip of beer, and planned to go to the bathroom to wash his face.
God knows those words he typed almost burned his cheeks!
He was about to return the phone to He Jiang, when a call came in suddenly. The caller ID number was out of town, and it was marked as a fraud call by two people.
Shang Jing suddenly remembered his miserable experience of being cheated. The hateful liar made him shed tears in vain, and he was always reminded by He Jiang to fight against the fraud, as if he would definitely be cheated!
Shang Jing decided to avenge his shame by scolding the liar.
"I'll pick it up for you!"
He Jiang hadn't seen the caller ID clearly, and nodded when he heard the words. It must be parents, relatives and friends who Shang Jing is willing to answer.
Shang Jing walked outside the corridor and picked it up: "Hello?"
"Hello, I am the Public Security Bureau of City S. We found that a bank card under your name was involved in money laundering. A case has been filed now. Please cooperate with the investigation."
Shang Jing: "I didn't do it!"
"If you are not involved, please cooperate with our police investigation and evidence collection, you download one first..."
Shang Jing: "How much did you pay?"
The other party: "At least 20 million has been traced so far, and you will be responsible for the money."
Shang Jing was disappointed and said, "Only 20 million?"
Liar: "... If you can't get rid of the suspicion, you have to make up the 20 million."
Shang Jing chatted for a long time, waiting for him to finish, and said deeply: "I am the police, and I have locked your gang. You still have a chance to surrender now."
The other party hung up the phone immediately.
Shang Jing happily returned the phone to He Jiang, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and suddenly heard the silence outside.
He Jiang picked up a phone call, looked at the caller in surprise three seconds later, and motioned for others to be quiet: "Police."
"You just got a scam call..."
He Jiang subconsciously said: "I didn't—"
While He Jiang was talking, he happened to be pacing to the door of the bathroom.
Hearing this, he glanced at Shang Puppy.
Shang Jing said quietly: "..."
The police thought that he did not believe that the other party was a liar, and said: "He is a liar, please don't transfer money."
He Jiang quickly said: "I'm sorry, I did receive one and chatted with him for a while, comrade police, don't worry, I have a sense of anti-fraud."
Those who say they have the awareness of anti-fraud are often the easiest to take it lightly!
Comrade police: "We are nearby, do you think it is convenient to do a door-to-door anti-fraud publicity?"
He Jiang politely refused, but the police kept saying that his risk of being cheated was extremely high and he must publicize it face to face.
He Jiang thought for a while, and answered a fraudulent call without understanding Shang Jing, how could he be recognized as having a high risk of being scammed.
At night, the police are still so conscientious, maybe... Shang Jing really needs it.
He Jiang agreed and gave Cen Feinuo the address of his home, which is very close to the police station.
Shang Jing slammed the bathroom door shut.
He Jiang hung up the phone and knocked on the door: "Why don't you come out and receive some ideological education?"
Shang Jing said weakly: "Your mobile phone is for you. Do you really want to hand me over to the police?"
He Jiang struggled for a while: "...you should just listen to the class."
Ten minutes later, the police came to the door, and He Jiang went downstairs with Shang Jing to receive education in the lobby.
Shang Jing played coquettishly for a long time, and asked He Jiangming to receive education, and he came to listen.
The police were stunned for a moment when they saw them, and asked He Jiang in a business-like manner: "Have you downloaded any overseas gaming software? Don't believe the petty profits in the early stage. Will trick you into investing more money to get rid of the trap!"
He Jiang: "No download."
The policeman pondered for a moment: "Really not?"
He Jiang turned on the phone with some doubts, and found that there was an unfamiliar software next to the anti-fraud app on the homepage.
"Huh? I don't remember downloading it."
The policeman is serious: "Some app gambling portals will be packaged as pornographic messages, which will be downloaded automatically in the background after clicking."
Shang Jing's face changed, and he looked at the phone nervously.
Ruined!
He Jiang: "I didn't browse—"
He paused, glanced at Shang Puppy who suddenly felt guilty, and he knew it, and stopped opening the browser in time.
Shang Jing was afraid that He Jiang would confess him, so he was quick to get wise, and immediately looked at He Jiang with condemning eyes.
Tsk.
How do you browse this kind of webpage, vulgar.
The police also looked at He Jiang, look, this is not conducive to family harmony.
He Jiang: "..."
"I'm sorry, I gave the phone to the kid to play with just now, and he may have clicked it randomly."
The policeman took a look at He Jiang, assessed his credibility, and felt that such a person as He Jiang was indeed not worthy, so he added another sentence, watched He Jiang delete the app, asked him to sign it, and then left.
He Jiang looked at Shang Jing leisurely: "What did you browse?"
Shang Jing whispered: "Nothing..."
He quickly reached out his hand, snatched the phone over, and long pressed the browser icon, trying to uninstall the ruined corpse.
Help, I originally hinted at He Jiang's browsing history, but now I dare not show it at all! He dare not!
He Jiang scratched the itchy flesh of his waist, Shang Jing dodged for a while, shook his hand, and clicked to open the browser.
A long list of search records immediately appeared, and He Jiang's breathing was stagnant. As he said long ago, Shang puppies are occasionally large in size.
"That's right."
Shang Jing put on his face and said in a low voice, "I have normal doubts."
He Jiang called Cen Feinuo to say goodbye, saying that Shang Jing would go back when he was sleepy.
"Don't doubt it, I will tell you when I go home."
Shang Jing looked at He Jiang's eyes that suddenly deepened, and suddenly felt a crisis, and ran to the elevator: "I'm not sleepy, I still have something to say with Xiaozhuang."
He Jiang: "Let's talk about it after his wedding."
Shang Jing gasped, this is the word of a tiger and a wolf, and Xiao Zhuang's wedding is three days away!
"I want to say it before marriage!"
He Jiang squeezed Shang Jing: "Save your saliva."
Shang Jing: "..." Save your saliva, why are you pinching my ass!