Seeing the little bird pooping on Yao Yuanxiu's head, all the colleagues were stunned, and then burst out laughing.
It seems that Su Jing really got it right, that little bird doesn't like Yao Yuanxiu.
"I...fuck." Yao Yuanxiu felt something fall on his head, he stretched out his hand to wipe it, and then his head and hands were covered with shit. He couldn't help but became furious. He picked up the document and tried to swat the bird in the air, but the bird quickly flew out again. out the window.
"What are you looking at? Your takeaway has been delivered. You can get out." Yao Yuanxiu became angry and wanted to use Su Jing as a punching bag.
Su Jing didn't say a word. At this time, a large group of birds flew in from the window. They flew over Yao Yuanxiu's head and dropped a bunch of shit one after another, like a fighter jet dropping a bomb. Each drop of shit dropped accurately. On Yao Yuanxiu.
"Get out of here." Yao Yuanxiu was shocked and angry. He picked up the broom and tried to drive away the birds, but when he raised his head, he was hit with several drops of shit on his face and even his eyes. He couldn't help but feel disappointed. He wanted to escape, but wherever he escaped, the birds chased him, and finally he had to get under the table. The birds didn't stay long, like fighter jets that had finished bombing, they all turned around and flew out of the window.
"What the hell is going on?" Yao Yuanxiu waited for a long time before he got out from under the table. He looked at the bird shit all over his body and let out a roar. This could no longer be described as unlucky.
Zhou Min, Zhao Yao, the female receptionist and others were all bursting out laughing at this moment. The female receptionist had to hold back her laughter until her face turned red. Being pooped by a bird is unlucky enough, but for someone to be pooped by a group of birds is simply unlucky enough to make people cry.
"I told you, it's for his own good to drive him away." Su Jing turned to the female receptionist and said carelessly.
"..." The female receptionist couldn't help but roll her eyes at Su Jing. She was already miserable enough, so why don't you stop making fun of her? Most of the colleagues disliked Yao Yuanxiu, but at this moment, they couldn't help but sympathize with Yao Yuanxiu.
"Minister Yao, let me take you to freshen up and change clothes." The female receptionist said. Yao Yuanxiu is also a distinguished guest anyway. Although it is not her fault that the bird pooped on her, if she saw it and ignored it, she would definitely be scolded by her boss. dereliction of duty.
"I don't want to see you. When I come back and you're still here, I promise you won't be able to eat and walk around." Yao Yuanxiu was angry and had nowhere to vent his anger, so he said harsh words to Su Jing, and then he followed the woman in embarrassment. The receptionist left.
Of course, Su Jing didn't take Yao Yuanxiu's words seriously. In the past, she might have thought about how to fight against Yao Yuanxiu, but now Yao Yuanxiu no longer posed any threat to her. Thinking about him would simply lower her level. If you like, you can torture him to death at will.
"Su Jing, you didn't raise those birds, did you?" Zhou Min, a short-haired woman, suddenly looked at Su Jing with an evil smile. She is also from the Planning and Adjustment Department and has a very strong ability to do things. She is the kind of person that no minister would dare to fire casually. Yes, and even if I'm fired, I can just change to another travel agency. However, she has a somewhat sinister personality. She may seem dignified and virtuous at first glance, but she is the one who likes to make pranks the most, and the entire office has been pranked by her.
"Exactly, why else would these birds suddenly fly in and poop on Yao Yuanxiu?" Zhao Yao, a young man with many pimples on his face, also suspected that Su Jing was responsible. He knew that Su Jing had a lot of tricks. The person who likes to play tricks the most in the office is Zhou Min, but if Su Jing wants to play tricks on someone on a whim, she is often much smarter than Zhou Min.
"Nonsense, look at the bird's nests in the trees outside. They are the birds here." Su Jing smiled and denied that these birds were indeed the birds here. Of course, the bird just pooped on Yao Yuanxiu was not a coincidence, but Su Jing's. Jing ordered them to do this after using her mental power to tame the beasts.
"It seems so." Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others looked out the window, and sure enough they saw the birds playing in the trees and several bird nests. Zhou Min couldn't help but look disappointed. It would be great if Su Jing raised these birds. He could borrow them for future use. If he saw someone he hated, he would let the birds poop on his head. Hehe, it's very enjoyable to think about it. Woolen cloth.
At this moment, several comments sounded outside the door, and Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others suddenly sat upright.
Then, Wang Zhuo walked in with a handsome young man and an old man.
"Ah Jing, I've been waiting for a long time." What surprised Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others was that Wang Zhuo's first words were actually said to Su Jing, and he was quite polite when meeting old friends. , they couldn't help but wonder, wasn't Su Jing here to deliver food
"No, I just arrived." Su Jing smiled.
"Sit down." Wang Zhuo pointed to the seat next to him, and Su Jing sat down unceremoniously.
"Hey, hero Wu Ming." At this moment, the handsome young man who was a little careless saw Su Jing and shouted in surprise.
"Uh, it's you." Su Jing was stunned. What a coincidence. The handsome young man in front of her was the one she met at the foot of Zhutou Mountain a few days ago. At that time, Su Jing accepted his business card, but threw it away after changing hands. I thought I would never see him again, but I didn’t expect to see him again so soon.
"Master Wu Ming, why are you here?" the handsome young man asked in confusion.
"Delivery." Su Jing lifted the packing box on the ground.
The conversation between the two of them left everyone in the audience puzzled. What kind of unknown hero is this? However, what Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others could see was that the boss's grandson actually knew Su Jing and was very polite to her. What was going on
"Do you know each other?" Wang Zhuo smiled.
"We met while hunting once," Su Jing said.
"Then how did you become the unknown hero?" Wang Zhuo asked doubtfully.
"I lied to him. Who knew he was so stupid that he believed it?" Su Jing shrugged. These words made Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others sweat for Su Jing. It's just that he deceived the boss's grandson. He even called me stupid.
What made them even more surprised was that the handsome young man didn't look angry at all, but said with a bit of resentment: "My hero, you are so shameless. I left you a phone number but you didn't contact me. Even your name is fake."
"We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away? Why bother to make a phone call." Su Jing stretched out her hand.
"That's true." The handsome young man immediately ran over and shook hands with Su Jing.
This made Zhou Min, Zhao Yao and others completely dumbfounded, and the old man who had been silent was stunned. He knew that his grandson was still quite arrogant at heart, and did not pay much attention to others. He usually made friends with his peers. You are the boss, why are you so polite to this young man now? The old man couldn't help but take another look at Su Jing, thinking that although this person was young, he was invited by Wang Zhuo, and even Wang Zhuo was polite, which seemed very extraordinary.