In the next few days, Su Jing lived a relatively leisurely life. He hired some professionals to renovate and consolidate the first floor, making it more enclosed and complete. In particular, he specially added a bulletproof glass shield. The Bagua Stone is sealed and surrounded, so that there is an extra line of defense and extra security.
In addition to doing these things, Su Jing cultivated his physical and mental strength, raised pets, and grew various plants. He received calls for three months in succession, saying that he would introduce Murong Xian'er to him. There is a beauty like Murong Xian'er who is thinking about him. Su Jing still had a little sense of vanity in her heart, but she probably guessed her purpose of asking for piano lessons, so she didn't accept the invitation. After all, if he didn't rely on piano magic, his piano skills might not be as good as Murong Xian'er's, and piano magic couldn't be taught. If I try to teach her, I'm afraid her secret will be revealed.
In the past few days, Su Jing not only hypnotized the pets and let them enter crystal meditation, but also fed some jade-tooth fish. Jade-tooth fish has nutrients that Warcraft meat does not have, and is even better than Warcraft meat. , the effect is extremely obvious, the pets' intelligence and body are improving by leaps and bounds, one day at a time.
On this day, without Su Jing's knowledge, the two parrots were full and flew to the beach. Normally, even if they fly here, they will not land and will fly home soon. Today, they landed and stopped on the signboard erected in front of a store.
"Boss, please give me two kilograms of melon seeds."
"I want the biggest melon seeds."
The two parrots screamed, making the customers and the owner of the store laugh. There are basically seafood restaurants, barbecue restaurants, swimming equipment shops, etc. nearby. There are very few people selling melon seeds. Only this newly opened store does. These two parrots must have been attracted by the melon seeds.
"Boss, are these two parrots yours? They are so beautiful and speak so fluently."
"This must be a yellow-necked Amazon parrot. I heard that this kind of parrot is the best at talking."
"Haha, they are not raised by my family. They should be the parrots raised by Ah Jing from Sujia Village." The shop owner is a nearby villager. He roughly guessed the origin of these two parrots at a glance and couldn't help but smile.
As he said that, he took a small bag of melon seeds and hung it on the signboard. Many nearby villagers were grateful to Su Jing. After all, since Su Jing and Wang Zhuo developed the tourism industry, all kinds of businesses have become easier to do. The employment rate and living standards of nearby villagers have skyrocketed. The fish farm invested by Su Jing has also recruited many nearby villagers, giving many people high incomes.
In addition, Su Jing's projects such as Seagull Umbrella, Swallow Lottery, and Red Fox Wine are also of great benefit to nearby businesses, so the nearby villagers are grateful and fond of the animals Su Jing raises. I am usually very happy to give someone something to eat when I see him.
The two parrots were not polite, so they began to eat melon seeds. Their speed in eating melon seeds was top-notch, much faster than humans. They put their beaks into the bag, picked up a melon seed, bit it lightly, and licked it with their tongues. , the melon seed flesh went into the mouth, and the melon seed shell was spit out. They ate a small bag of melon seeds almost every second, leaving the tourists stunned.
"Didn't eat enough."
"I also want melon seeds."
The two parrots were still not satisfied and began to scream.
The shop owner couldn't laugh or cry, but the tourists laughed. A big man said: "Call me uncle, and I will give you a bag of melon seeds."
"Your uncle's."
"Your uncle's."
The two parrots were not ambiguous at all and immediately began to scream. The big man's face suddenly darkened, and the other tourists laughed happily, thinking that the two parrots were really interesting. Some nearby tourists saw the movement and gathered around one after another. At Zhenhong Seafood Store, three stores away, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang and Liu Shu heard the movement and came out to take a look. They couldn't help laughing or crying. Needless to say, it must be Ah Jing's pet that came out for a walk again. Only those raised by A Jing's family are so smart that they can cause such a big commotion.
"Everyone, be quiet and listen to our story."
"Quiet Quiet, this is a touching and inspiring story."
The two parrots screamed, making the tourists who came around look interested. They thought, could these two parrots really not only speak fluently, but also tell stories
One of the parrots said: "There was a man who felt he was too fat, so he went to the weight loss center. When he arrived, the lady at the front desk asked him if he wanted to lose weight. He said yes, how would the price be calculated? The lady at the front desk said we have 500. , there is one thousand, and there is one thousand and fifty, sir, which price do you want? He said this is good, try the five hundred first. After paying the money, the front desk lady gave him a key and called him Go in from door No. 1. He took the key and opened door No. 1. He saw that it was very spacious inside. There was a beautiful woman lying on the bed, wearing a three-point style. When she saw him, she said sweetly, "You chase me. If you catch me, I will Just let you hey hey hey."
Speaking of this, the faces of the tourists around looked a little strange, wondering if this was a touching and inspirational story, but their attention was still attracted, and another parrot asked: "What is hehehe?" "
"Hehehe is just hehehe, we are all adults, you understand."
"Okay, then what."
"Then the man's eyes lit up. Oops, this is what the weight loss center looks like. This one has quite artistic value. The beauty asked me to chase her, so I used the chase to dissipate my heat. If I catch her, it's okay. Hehehe, five A hundred dollars was quite worth it. So he started chasing, and kept chasing, and finally caught him, and he did it smoothly. After returning home, he was sweating, and when he got on the scale, he was really two kilograms less. This weight loss center is quite effective. A few days later, he went to report again and wanted to lose weight again. He wanted to continue. When the front desk lady saw him, it was you again, sir. May I ask... He interrupted and said, I have tried the five hundred. , this time I wanted a thousand yuan, so I paid a thousand yuan, took the key, and opened the door No. 2. When I opened the door, I saw that it was very spacious inside. There was a beautiful woman inside, with all three poses gone, and her whole body was naked. Sitting there calmly, he said to him, "You chase me, and if you catch me, I'll let you have sex." He already knew the rules well, so he chased after him, and finally caught up with him. This time He ran a little faster, and he succeeded in the end. He weighed himself at home and lost five kilograms, and his results were getting better and better. He went to register for the third time, and the lady at the front desk recognized him. It’s you again, sir... He interrupted and said , Miss, no need to introduce, I understand the rules, I am considered an expert, this time I want one thousand and fifty. So, I paid the one thousand and fifty, took the key, opened the door No. 3, quickly locked the door after entering, and quickly stripped off Clothes, I looked back. There was a chimpanzee sitting on the chair, the female chimpanzee, saying to him, 'I'm chasing you, and if I catch you, I'm going to fuck you.'"
Before the parrot could finish speaking, the male tourists around him were already laughing. Some female tourists were also laughing, and some were laughing and scolding the parrot for being so shameless. Who could teach such a bad parrot? Of course, some people recognized that this was a dirty joke told by Fei Yuqing, but hearing it again from the mouth of a parrot had a different taste. Some tourists who knew parrots were secretly shocked. This parrot must be so powerful. It could actually speak such a long paragraph clearly and fluently. In fact, in the past, even if these two parrots had eaten World of Warcraft meat and communicated with Su Jing through the Ten Thousand Beasts Card, they could only tell some jokes intermittently, and could not tell such a long paragraph at once. This is the difference between crystal meditation and jade. Further effects on toothfish.
"Tell me one more."
"Yeah, let's talk about it again."
The tourists were making noises, but they hadn't heard enough. The female tourists who secretly scolded the parrot for being shameless were shy but reluctant to leave, and wanted to see the excitement.
"If you want to hear a story, buy melon seeds first."
"We want to eat big melon seeds."
The tourists were all happy that these two parrots were so clever. However, the melon seeds were not worth much. Some were very generous and bought a bag one after another. After a while, the signboard at the feet of the two parrots was already full of Melon seeds.
"These two osmanthus ghost spirits." Zhao Mengxiang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Watch it, don't get caught." Su Zhenhong said with a smile. In fact, the two parrots telling stories here have no bad influence. It is also good for the tourism industry. The only worry is that they will be caught. . After all, two parrots like these are worth a lot of money.
The two parrots ate melon seeds for a while. After being urged impatiently by the tourists, they finally stopped eating and started talking again. The parrot that talked more just now shouted: "I just talked about one, it's your turn to talk." ”
The other parrot was also unambiguous and immediately started talking: "There was a man who had to urinate urgently on the train. This train was particularly crowded. He only had a standing position. The road was crowded with people. He squeezed forward. After squeezing, he couldn't get out. In desperation, he had to squeeze to the side and squeezed to the window. He pulled down the zipper, bent his body into a C shape, and let out outside the window. As a result, when he was approaching the small station, A stationmaster standing next to the track was sprayed in the face. The stationmaster was very angry, but the train was too fast. He could only try to see clearly in the electric light, and then immediately rushed in and called the next station to report. 'There was a passenger just now who was really rude. I was turning on the light and he actually spit on my face. I don't know why. You should investigate quickly. This passenger made me really angry. I must arrest him. Come out and give a warning.' The webmaster of the lower station said, 'Don't be angry. I will definitely find a way to catch this passenger. Please tell me his appearance and characteristics.' The webmaster of the small station said, 'Let me think about it. "The speed was too fast and I couldn't see clearly. I only saw that the man had a full beard and a cigar in his mouth."
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter, leaning forward and backward with laughter. The girls also smiled shyly, secretly cursing these two parrots for being so mean. So, he bought some more melon seeds and gave them to two parrots. The two parrots probably thought it was enough. Each parrot picked up a few bags of melon seeds, flapped its wings vigorously, and flew back home regardless of the tourists' attempts to stay. However, the two clips of the story just told were videotaped and posted online, and they quickly became popular.
"Hahaha" In the classroom of Class 1, Grade 2, Zhongyun No. 1 Middle School, Tang Xiaoyu had just watched the video, and his stomach almost hurt from laughing. Although these two parrots had changed from before, they were bigger and more beautiful, but she recognized that these must be the two parrots from Su Jing's family. There was no parrot in the world that could speak so fluently and be so mean.
"What does brother teach?" After Su Ya saw it, she couldn't help but laugh and feel ashamed.
"Haha, that's so funny." Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and others from the cast of The Legend of the Dogs laughed so much that they almost shed tears after watching the video. As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to remain reserved, but she I just couldn't help it. As a sequel to Divine Dog, it has the same producer and director, and the main actors have not been changed. This way the crew already has a tacit understanding, making it easier to film. Moreover, the audience's acceptance is also higher. Perfect New Clothes has not finished airing yet, but it has been recorded, so Biting Guo is free now and devotes herself wholeheartedly to the filming of the sequel to Divine Dog.
"These two parrots are really bad." Guo Biting laughed and cursed.
"It must have been taught by that guy A Jing." Liu Qian also smiled.
At this moment, Su Jing, who was at home, also learned from the messages sent by her sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and others that the two parrots were out performing arts. She couldn't help but laugh and cry. She cried out in her heart and was about to kill the two parrots. I called them over and gave them a lesson. I told them not to go out and mess around in the future, otherwise they would be caught and taken away and they would suffer a huge loss.
Although the reason why these two parrots learned to tell stories was related to Su Jing and they followed Su Jing, Su Jing did not teach them specifically. They learned it on their own and went out to tell stories without permission.
"However, it is really well told, and the jokes are well grasped. These two parrots are really too smart. It seems that being too smart can also cause trouble. In the future, all pets will need to be further strictly disciplined. , otherwise I don’t know what trouble they will cause when they go out.”
Su Jing became vigilant. In the past, pets were smart, but they were still in the category of animals. But now, they have become more and more separated from animals, their behaviors are more like humans, and their thoughts are no longer so simple. If left unchecked, it may cause very bad consequences. Parrots used to like eating melon seeds, but they would never think of getting melon seeds from performing arts, but now they know how to think like this. If a dog goes out and sees someone buying bones, he might try some tricks to steal someone else's bones. After all, people don't expect dogs to be so smart. There is also the fighting wolf, not to mention it. If it runs out willfully and causes mischief, it may cause disaster.
In short, now pets cannot just train animals and forget about it. They are like children whose intelligence is still developing. They must strengthen their moral discipline so that they know from the bottom of their hearts what they can and cannot do. , what should be done and what should not be done.