After understanding the rules of conduct, everyone went to the village chief's house first.
Strictly speaking, the village chief is the real special businessman, because most things are bought from him. Of course, other professional elves will also provide some equipment, it depends on the situation.
The village elder was drinking in his yard. His bare head was squatting on a chair, and his trousers were rolled up with mud on his feet. If it weren't for the pair of pointed ears that proved he was an elf, he would have looked like an elf. A big man from Shandong.
When they met Yuan Chenfei and the others, they didn't talk nonsense.
Putting the wine bowl aside, he took out a disk-shaped object and pressed it, and a light screen appeared on it, filled with various items.
It's just that the focus of everyone's attention is not on this, only on him.
The Shandong Han-style elves, coupled with a super-technological prop, look incongruous. It feels like something went wrong when the Creator created living beings, and the Shandong Han, the elves and the future people were all mixed together. Son.
But the old man had a reckless temper. Seeing their staring eyes, he threw the wine bowl and said, "Look at it. If you want to buy something, hurry up! If you don't want to buy it, get out!"
Xia Ning was surprised: "Why do you talk like this?"
She came from a wealthy family and visited high-end places. She was used to words such as "What do you need, guest?"
It was Yuan Chenfei who explained: "They are elves after all. They have to deal with the invading alien races every day. They watch us kill their people and sell us things to enhance our strength... You have to learn to understand."
Listening to what he said, it makes sense if you think about it.
"I'm also wronged." Li Zhanjun nodded.
The old elf man began to pound the table: "Get out! I want your sympathy? If you don't buy it, get out, get out!"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I don't sympathize with you, I am just analyzing you and feeling your pain. You must know that in human society, this kind of thing is rarely encountered. Therefore, the psychological condition caused by it must also be rare. In addition, since you are an elf, your culture, physiology and psychology must be different from ours, so I want to know more about it. Oh, by the way, I used to be a psychiatrist. I think there is something wrong with your mental condition, and you may need my enlightenment. "
"Fuck you, you bastard!" the old elf man cursed and threw the wine bowl over.
There is no such thing as turtle son in the Elvish language, but the translation by the gods is very considerate and easy to understand.
Yuan Chenfei did not dodge, but the wine bowl hit him in the face and splashed wine on his face. He continued to smile and said, "There is indeed something wrong with you, and it is not serious."
The old elf man became angrier and angrier, and filthy words kept coming out one after another. The gods' translations were extremely accurate, and they basically reproduced the curses of the Chinese people in various dialects.
The more fierce he scolded, the happier Yuan Chenfei became, and he used various methods to anger him.
Everyone felt confused, thinking that you were not here to buy anything, but to cause trouble.
But out of trust in Yuan Chenfei and out of the rarity and strangeness of this scene, everyone was happy to watch the show.
The old elf man scolded for a long time and became tired. He panted and said, "What the hell do you want to do?"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I just want to see what else you can do besides swearing. After all, the Elf Scroll doesn't say how to maximize the benefits from you, but I always feel that even if it is a side mission or a business transaction , in fact, there are still advantages to be taken advantage of.”
The old man sneered: "Then you should kneel down and lick me, flatter me, and anger me. I won't even give you a branch line. You still want extra benefits?"
Yuan Chenfei nodded: "That's right, that is to say, you do have a branch line here."
"So what? If you make me angry, I won't publish it." The old man said proudly.
Yuan Chenfei was disdainful: "Come on. You don't want to release it if you don't want to? If you can do things according to your own wishes, you should kill us all instead of not giving us branches."
The old man was stunned for a moment, then he slapped the table and shouted: "You fucking fart! The best side quests in the Village of No Return are all here. If I don't give you a hint, you don't know what I want! Why do you do it?" Branch line?"
"Oh, that's it." Yuan Chenfei nodded: "So, no matter you prompt or not, as long as I know what the branch line is, I can do it directly, and then you have to accept it, is this what you mean? "
The old man was startled, and a sense of fear filled his heart: "I... I..."
Yuan Chenfei glanced around and said: "The beams of this house are rotten and need to be replaced; the wine in the bowl stinks so much that it needs to be replaced with better wine; there are no shoes on the feet, and the beams on the head need to be replaced." There is no hair, so I need shoes and a wig; there is no meat in the pot, I will give you a piece of meat when I go back to hunt..."
The old man was so angry that he slammed the table: "Fart, fart! Big bullshit! What kind of mission does meat count? I am an elf and don't eat meat."
Yuan Chenfei continued: "It's time to feed the leopards in the pen, and this dilapidated house also needs to be cleaned..."
The old man was about to go berserk: "Nonsense, what kind of task is feeding the leopard? Even a simple branch requires a lot of effort and brainpower. I don't need you to clean my house. Don't ruin it for me. I don't need to leave." hair… "
While Yuan Chenfei was talking, the old man retorted and kept scolding.
Yuan Chenfei ignored him and kept talking to himself. Just listening to his tone, this content was simply about giving the old man a new life.
However, the old man refused everything.
Yuan Chenfei was not discouraged and kept talking, even if the old man scolded him until his mouth went dry and he would not stop.
Until the end, when Yuan Chenfei couldn't find anything wrong with him anymore, he said, "He just refuted a lot of things, but there are a few things he didn't refute. Do you all remember them?"
Xia Ning smiled delicately: "The beams really need to be replaced, and it seems that the wine is also needed. Although the leopard does not need to be fed, it is an eyesore if he leaves it alone. Whether he wants it or not, we will take him out for a walk..."
Yuan Chenfei smiled and said, "This is a good idea."
The old man turned pale when he heard this.
Some of the tasks they were really right about, but most of them were nonsense.
He couldn't deny what was right, and he couldn't ignore what was wrong - if Xia Ning took the leopard out for a walk, his mount would probably be gone.
He also understood that these guys were difficult to deal with, so he hurriedly shouted: "Can't I give you this task?"
Yuan Chenfei said slowly: "That's so embarrassing."
"Sorry, you idiot!" the old man roared: "Finish these tasks first, and I will give you tasks later!"
Yuan Chenfei then turned around and said, "Did you all hear it? Let's agree first, I got the mission, and I'll get one-tenth of it later."
"Understood!" Everyone went out laughing together.
Seeing Yuan Chenfei still not moving, the old man said feebly: "Why don't you leave?"
Yuan Chenfei walked over and sat down on the chair next to the old man: "They are all trivial and boring tasks, not interesting. What I want is the best, the highest value, and the highest reward."
The old man hummed: "You think so!"
His submission just now was all fake.
Yuan Chenfei was not in a hurry, he just sat quietly, tapping his fingers on the table, making a thumping sound.
The old man was heartbroken by the beating, but he held it in, thinking that he would never let you say anything again.
After a while, Yuan Chenfei said: "I guess you must be thinking that you will never talk to me and don't let me get in your way again."
The old man snorted and ignored him.
Yuan Chenfei said casually: "Actually, I didn't mean that."
"Huh?" The old man looked at Yuan Chenfei strangely.
Yuan Chenfei said: "I'm just looking to see which of the things you have here are worth harvesting."
His finger flicked across the screen, and a large number of purchasable resources appeared.
The old man still couldn't hold it back and said, "No matter how good the thing is, what can you do if you don't have money to buy it?"
"Can I grab it?" Yuan Chenfei asked.
"I'd rather you grab it." The old man laughed.
"Yes." Yuan Chenfei nodded: "With your old man's strength, if you really want to take action, I'm afraid none of us here will survive? After all, he is a full-level elf professional, although he is only an alchemist. But it shouldn’t be underestimated.”
"What happened to the alchemist? Do you dare to look down on the alchemist?"
"How could it be? I have seen a hundred ways to die." Yuan Chenfei said with a smile: "It's just that the gods restrict you from attacking us, so I don't have to be afraid of you. But if we dare to attack you, That’s a different situation.”
"It's good that you know." The old man replied proudly.
"So, are you admitting that you can't take the initiative to attack us?" Yuan Chenfei suddenly changed the subject.
The old man was stunned, his intuition once again made him feel something bad.
He stared at Yuan Chenfei closely.
Yuan Chenfei said leisurely: "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that when we were chatting just now, you seemed to have thrown a wine bowl on me, right?"
The old man's expression changed instantly.
He finally understood why Yuan Chenfei wanted to anger him.
After a short pause, the old man said: "I did attack you, but the intensity of my attack was very light, and the punishment I received was also very small. I can bear it."
Yuan Chenfei said: "I don't intend to ask you to bear any punishment, I only intend to ask you to agree to a small condition."
The old elf laughed: "I know your intention, but you can't do anything. I can bear this punishment."
"I'm afraid it's not up to you. I choose not to punish you, but to put forward a condition."
The old elf said angrily: "You have no right to do this!"
"I don't have this power, but he does." Yuan Chenfei pointed outside with his chin.
A man walked in outside the door.
The sixth day of the lunar month.
He actually came back again.
And when he came back this time, he still exuded a special aura.
"Person with authority!" The old elf jumped up and looked at Chu Liu in shock: "You are actually a person with level two authority!"
Yuan Chenfei asked leisurely: "Now, can I choose?"
The old elf looked at Yuan Chenfei in disbelief: "Since he is the one with authority, he can choose tasks freely from the beginning. Why do you still want to frame me? What do you want?"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I want the fifth element!"