Amidst the misty smoke, a light mist enveloped a small mountain village made of piles of stones at the foot of Canling Mountain. As the early sun slowly rose, a ray of pale golden sunlight fell from the sky and fell on a room in the small mountain village. Above the small house with four gates, it is as if the courtyard is covered with a gauze-like cloud dress...
"Damn it... who the hell guy stole my Fire Feather Chicken!"
An untimely scream broke the early morning tranquility of this small courtyard, startling several birds with emerald green feathers and small golden crowns on their heads on the ancient trees in the courtyard.
Fire feather chicken
That’s a chicken too!
'Fang Zhengzheng' curled his lips, shook the roasted fire feather chicken on the wooden frame, glanced at the clear river water next to him, then carefully took out packages of thick yellow paper bags from his arms, and slowly opened them. Revealing the red, white, gray... various colors of powder inside.
These are all good things. The food in the small mountain village is not particular. There are not many seasonings. Except for oil and salt, there is no chili. Therefore, Fang Zhengzheng had to risk his life to taste the herbs and make the barbecue. "ingredients"!
eat…
One of the great things in life! But since I came to this hellish place, every day I only have steamed buns and vegetable rolls, and I can’t even eat a steamed bun.
In order for him to continue to develop well, Fang Zhengzheng felt that he had to add some regular meals! He has a mental age of more than 20, but his actual age is only six years old, which really makes him feel a little embarrassed.
"Gudong!"
Fang Zhengzheng smelled the rich aroma of meat that gradually spread out, swallowed hard, and then looked up at the sky that had been illuminated by the rising sun, with a hint of thoughtfulness on his young face. .
The major in ancient history and literature is good. The biggest advantage is that you can read ancient and modern books, be proficient in classical Chinese, understand astronomy, understand geography, observe stars, do numerology, occasionally read some Qimen gossip, and even unrelated ancient herbal medicine. There is involvement.
However…
It's of no use.
In his previous life, Fang Zhengzheng was still struggling with the fate of unemployment. After experiencing nearly a hundred times of pain, he finally woke up and traveled to ancient times. He thought that he could become a dragon in one fell swoop, right? I dare not say anything else, but with my research on ancient literature, I still have a chance to take part in the imperial examination and become a scholar, right
Who would have thought…
It has been almost a month since I came to this world. When I asked, there was no imperial examination at all, no eight-part essay, no four books and five classics! Different worlds, even poultry look different.
Fire feather chicken? Isn't it just an extra long red feather on the tail? Even if the egg you lay is red, it is still a chicken after all!
Fang Zhengzheng greedily inhaled the aroma of barbecue that had completely spread out, and began to add seasonings to the Huoling Chicken, adding some "chili", some "cumin" and "honeycomb"...
"Well you little chicken thief!"
A shout made Fang Zhengzheng's waist become a little unable to straighten up. He was hunched over, with cold sweat on his forehead. Being caught exposed was not a pleasant thing no matter how you look at it.
what to do
With his current small arms and short legs, let alone a rabbit fighting an eagle, it is basically impossible to run. Thinking of this, Fang Zhengzheng twisted his neck behind him with a depressed look.
He just wanted to see who caught him.
After the punishment is enough, I can at least find a chance to take revenge, such as smashing her window with a stone, or throwing a few water eggs into the pit of her house...
At one glance, Fang Zhengzheng's eyes lit up.
The person in front of him is very strange, at least he has never seen it before. The most important thing is that he is a little loli who is almost the same age as himself. He is probably about five years old. His fair and tender face is as delicate as a porcelain doll. With beautiful facial features, she is wearing a small pleated silk skirt with three white flowers on it, a green beaded flower on her head, and a pair of red leather boots with gold threads on her feet.
At a young age, one can already see the transcendent and perfect temperament between his eyebrows, and he will definitely be a master of disaster for the country and the people in the future.
only…
What's with those hands on hips, a smile on his face, and a look of contempt on his face
Fang Zhengzheng was very unhappy. Where did this little shit come from? Dressed like a flower girl, why do you pretend to be a wealthy lady in this remote place in the mountains
The most important thing is, how dare you despise yourself
Although I am also a little bitch, how can I say that I am also a person with a mental age of more than 20, okay? I don’t dare to say anything else. It’s definitely fine to play some IQ rolling.
"Where are you stinky girl? Go away! This is my own chicken!" Fang Zhengzheng pointed impatiently at the deliciously roasted Huoling chicken in front of him.
"Little thief, who are you calling a stinky girl?" The smile on the corner of the little Loli's mouth froze, and her little fists were clenched.
Fang Zhengzheng happened to see the little Loli's clenched fists.
Yo... Do you want to fight
Fang Zhengzheng sneered disdainfully. Although he didn't have much experience in this area in his previous life, it would be a joke to say that he couldn't even handle a five-year-old lolita.
"If you don't go away, I'll beat you up!" Fang Zhengzheng felt that he had to let the little girl see his vicious side, so he gritted his teeth and widened his eyes.
It's a pity that coupled with his tender face with some baby fat, it looks like he is making a face.
"Hit me?! Okay... 'Chi Guyan' accepts the challenge and learns your brilliant moves!" The little loli was stunned when she heard Fang Zhengzheng's words, and then a strong expression of excitement appeared on her pink face.
"Huh?" Fang Zhengzheng didn't react for a moment. Wouldn't the normal plot be that the little loli was so frightened by him that she cried and made a fuss, then turned around and ran away
What does it mean to learn from others
Well…
Before Fang Zhengyi had time to think about it, he felt a figure rushing toward him quickly, and then, there was wind in his ears, making his hair fly around.
What the hell? Almost subconsciously, Fang Zhengzheng's butt moved away from the stone he was sitting on and rolled directly to the side...
"boom!"
There was a loud noise behind him.
When Fang Zhengzheng turned around, his eyes almost popped out of his head.
A blue stone the size of a bucket that was originally under his butt now had a huge hole split in the middle, and above the hole, little Loli's white and tender palm was hanging in the air.
"I...fuck!"
Fang Zhengzheng was really shocked this time.
Is there anything more shocking than seeing a five-year-old loli split a piece of bluestone the size of a bucket with one palm? Moreover, the most important thing is that the little loli in front of her still has an unfinished expression, and her white and tender little palms are not even red.
Runaway loli? Reincarnation of a god
Fang Zhengzheng's head exploded with a buzz, and he couldn't turn around at all. Is this world so exaggerated? There is no such person in the village. The simple villagers get up in the morning and rest at sunset. Nothing special, right? At most, it's just a matter of organizing a few adults to go hunting in the mountains.
If there is anything different from the previous world, it's just that everyone is stronger and the beasts on the mountains are all kinds of strange. But isn't this a normal thing in a non-technological society
All this time, Fang Zhengzheng thought that he was living in a peaceful era...
At this moment, he felt as if his world view had been overturned. However, this was not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing was that the little Loli looked at him again, her eyes as if staring at a toy. , full of ridicule.
Again? please do not…
What should I do if I can’t beat him
run!
A five-year-old little loli may not have a very high IQ, but at this age, you don’t know how important it is to take action. How can you stop talking with a five-year-old little loli? Fang Zhengzheng felt that this matter was unwise no matter how he looked at it.
There was no need to say hello, so he just ran away, not wanting the fire-feathered chicken or anything like that. Fang Zhengzheng was just asking for his short legs to run faster...
"Hmph, you useless chicken thief!" Miraculously, the little Loli did not chase Fang Zhengyi, but turned to look at the Fire Feather Chicken that was emitting a rich fragrance on the fire rack.
"If the mountains remain green and the water flows green, I will come back!" Fang Zhengzheng felt that he could not lose his prestige too much.
Even if you run away, you must run in an upright and glorious manner, and you must leave enough suspense to attract the other party to stay where you are.
The little Loli didn't even look at Fang Zhengheng again. Her big watery eyes flickered at the already roasted Huoling Chicken in front of her.
Finally, Xiao Luo couldn't help but leaned down and lowered her head. The tip of her pink nose moved. Then, she opened her small mouth and took a big bite on the wings of the Fire Ling Chicken. Suddenly, a look appeared on Xiao Luo's face. A touch of surprise and the fragrance in her mouth made her close her eyes intoxicated, appearing to enjoy it extremely.
Then…
Fang Zhengzheng came back.
Like a gust of wind, she appeared behind the little Loli, with a smile on her lips, and she gently raised her short legs!
Aimed at the little loli's butt.
furiously…
Kicked him over!
How could the little Loli, who was sticking her little butt out and looking intoxicated, reaching out to grab the Fire Feather Chicken, react
"Plop!" The little Loli's feet staggered, and she rushed forward five steps in response to the situation, and then she fell headlong into the clear river next to her.
"The weather is really nice today, the sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. The most important thing is, it's perfect for... taking a bath!" Fang Zhengzheng picked up the Fire Feather Chicken and turned around gracefully, leaving behind a figure running fast.
"Little thief, my chicken!" Little Loli's voice came from the river.
"You're overthinking, this is my chicken!" Fang Zheng corrected the little Loli's wrong theory without looking back.
"Damn it!" The little Loli jumped up from the river, like an agile snow leopard, but there was a trace of mist in her big eyes, and she didn't know whether it was river water or tears...
"Rumble..."
"drive!"
Neat and noisy sounds from far to near.
"Ah! Oh my god! Little... miss, what's wrong with you!" A girl of about thirteen or fifteen years old, wearing a long dress, with a silver hairpin in her hair, shouted in horror and quickly Ran from a distance.
Behind the girl, there was a sky full of smoke and dust. They were a group of sergeants wearing bright armor. The blood-red triangular patterns on the chests of the armor showed their noble status. There were nearly three hundred people in total, each of them. Everyone's wife is riding a black snow-trodden dragon pony.
This is a creature that looks like a fierce horse and has a fierce personality. It is taller than a horse. It is covered with fine black hair, and its four legs are covered with white scales. It is rumored that it has the blood of an ancient true dragon.
Walking in front of the sergeant was a tall man in his forties, wearing moire black armor, with a burly build, a dark face, and a square face.
Just one look at it gave people a thrilling aura, and the whole body smelled of battlefield blood.
"Damn it!" The tall man dismounted and knelt on one knee. His face was extremely respectful. His eyes like an eagle quickly glanced at the barbecue grills still burning with flames by the river, as well as the various colors of barbecue grills. Small paper package.
"That direction... where is it?" The little Loli didn't even look at the girl and the tall man, but raised her pink little finger in the direction where Fang Zhengzheng was escaping.
"Miss, it's Nanshan Village!" The tall man replied in a deep voice without thinking.
"Nanshan Village? Okay, let's go to Nanshan Village." The little Loli responded softly, and then walked towards a large sedan covered with emerald gems behind the tall man.
"Miss, we are going out on this trip, but there are still several cities to go to? Small villages like Nanshan Village..." Upon hearing this, the girl hurriedly reminded in a low voice, but when she saw the look in the little Lolita's eyes, she... He shut his mouth immediately.
"There are big roads and small roads. Everything that exists is the Tao!" The little Loli glanced at the girl and jumped into the sedan chair.
And the moment the little Loli jumped up, the water droplets on her body stopped completely as if a restraining spell had been cast on her body. After the little Loli entered the sedan, those water drops slowly fell off. Fall to the ground.
"Young lady is so talented, I will put myself to shame!" Looking at the puddle of river water left on the ground, the tall man immediately knelt down on his knees, the look of respect on his face became even stronger.
The girl, on the other hand, had a confused look on her face, muttering the words of the little Lolita in her mouth, "The great road, the small road... How come all things exist?" Also, does this have anything to do with going to Nanshan Village
Although she was confused, as a maid, she still knew what to say now.
"The young lady is extremely intelligent. She can read hundreds of books at the age of three and understands the morality of the world. Now, no one in this world dares to bully the young lady!" When the girl talked about little Loli, her face was unconscious. A look of pride appeared on his face.
However, the little Loli's body trembled as she just stepped into the sedan.
No one dares to bully me anymore
"Yue'er, you don't need to get on the sedan, just walk!"
"Ah?! Walk!" The girl Yue'er's face suddenly turned bitter. Looking at the crooked mountain road leading to Nanshan Village in front of her, her original proud expression was immediately replaced by pain.
"I would like to ask Miss, is there anything special about Nanshan Village this time?" When the tall man stood up, he looked at the wooden frame by the river again.
"Add one more child to test." Little Loli's voice came from the sedan.
"Children's test? What's the age limit?"
"Hmm... six to eight years old."
"As you command!"
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