Work as a handyman
Fang Zhengzheng glanced at Pingyang with great disdain and let out a soft snort, thinking that he would not be able to work as a handyman in Pingyang Mansion in his next life. ,
"Okay, I agree to work as a handyman in your house!" Fang Zhengzheng agreed readily after humming.
"ah?!"
Pingyang and Ninth Prince Lin Yun exclaimed almost at the same time.
Because, let alone the Ninth Prince couldn't believe what Fang Zhengyi said, even Pingyang himself couldn't believe it at all. He couldn't react at all. Did this shameless guy really agree to work as a handyman
"You... agreed?" Pingyang confirmed again with a surprised look on his face.
"Yes, I agreed!" Fang Zhengzheng nodded affirmatively.
"Hahaha... Fang Zhengyi, I didn't expect you to be here today, hahaha..." When Pingyang heard this, he finally let out a burst of hearty laughter, almost laughing to the point of losing his breath.
"Hahaha, yes, I have today too." Fang Zhengzheng was also smiling.
The Ninth Prince Lin Yun looked at Fang Zhengyi and then at Pingyang, feeling that something was not quite right. Would Fang Zhengyi really agree to such a request
After Pingyang laughed for a while, he found that Fang Zhengzheng was also laughing, and he stopped laughing.
"Why are you laughing? Are you so happy working as a handyman?" Pingyang's clear eyes flickered, and there was obvious confusion on his face.
"Of course I'm happy. Not just anyone can be a handyman in Pingyang Mansion." Fang Zhengzheng answered Pingyang's question sincerely.
"Do you really think so?" Pingyang didn't quite believe it.
"Yes." Fang Zhengzheng nodded.
"Hahaha... Okay, then I will appoint you as a handyman in my Pingyang mansion. Now go back to the mansion with this princess!" Pingyang finally couldn't help but laugh again when he saw Fang Zhengzheng nodding.
However, Fang Zhengyi didn't even move.
Just continue to sip the tea.
"What's wrong, you want to regret it?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zhengzheng's expression, feeling a little nervous, and then. He added: "If you don't serve as a handyman, I won't even borrow the Zidian Wulongju even if I beat him to death!"
"Would someone as honest as me regret it?" Fang Zhengzheng smiled disdainfully.
"Then why don't you go back home with me?" Pingyang asked.
"After all, I am also a dignified fourth-grade swordsman. If I just go to work as a handyman in your Pingyang Mansion, what will others think?" Fang Zhengzheng asked the same question.
"If anyone dares to speak nonsense, I will cut off his tongue!" Pingyang put his hands on his hips with a proud expression on his face.
"Sister, what Master Fang is talking about is indeed a problem. As a fourth-rank minister, it is indeed inappropriate to go to Pingyang Mansion to work as a handyman." Although the Ninth Prince Lin Yun didn't know what Fang Zhengyi was thinking, but this At this time, he still knows what to say.
"Then what do you want?" Pingyang pouted and looked at Fang Zhengzheng.
"I need to sign a document first to prove that I voluntarily worked as a handyman in Pingyang Mansion for ten days. This way, if I have proof, others won't talk nonsense." Fang Zhengzheng said with an innocent look.
"Sign a document?" Pingyang originally thought that Fang Zhengyi would use this to put forward some conditions, but he didn't expect that he actually said that he wanted to sign a document. This was like jumping into a pit of fire: "Okay, okay. Then hurry up and sign the document!" "
"Master Fang, do you really want to sign?" Ninth Prince Lin Yun looked at Fang Zhengyi, also in disbelief.
In his mind, Fang Zhengzheng probably just deceived Pingyang. When Zidian Wulongju was obtained, he would pat his butt and leave immediately, but now, Fang Zhengzheng offered to sign the documents.
Doesn't this mean that you are causing trouble for yourself
"Of course. What you say is unfounded, but what you say is proof!" Fang Zhengzheng said calmly.
"Hahaha... Okay, here comes someone. Someone comes here!" Pingyang immediately jumped up and rushed out with excitement on his face.
After a while, a maid ran in carrying the Four Treasures of the Study. After placing them on the tea table, she bowed respectfully to Pingyang, the Ninth Prince and Fang Zhengzheng, and then left.
Fang Zhengzheng was not polite. He picked up the pen and was about to start writing. However, the pen hung in the air for a while, but it never landed on it.
"What's wrong?" Pingyang asked in surprise.
"You can be a handyman, but I have a few conditions that you have to agree to." Fang Zhengzheng put down the pen again leisurely and continued to drink tea leisurely.
"you say!"
"First, I have to have a separate house. I cannot live with others. This house must be spacious, clean, and elegant..."
"Stop, I'll give you a separate courtyard!" Pingyang interrupted Fang Zhengyi's words directly, with a generous look on his face.
"Okay!" Fang Zhengzheng nodded to express satisfaction, and then continued: "Being a handyman requires wages, and my wages are not much. One thousand taels of silver a day, ten days is ten thousand taels, this must be Settlement must be made on the same day.”
"Okay! Just as you said, one thousand taels a day!" Pingyang agreed again without thinking.
The Ninth Prince sitting next to him had sweat dripping from his forehead. Is he really looking for a handyman? Are you looking for grandpa? How can a handyman earn a thousand taels a day and live in a separate courtyard
However, Pingyang didn't have any objections, so he naturally had no objections.
and…
The most important thing was that Fang Zhengyi went to work as a handyman in Pingyang Mansion for him. With this kindness in front of him, there was no way he could ruin Fang Zhengyi's plan.
As for Pingyang, does he care about money
Of course not, what she cares about is what will she do after Fang Zhengzheng enters Pingyang Mansion? Are you asking this guy to empty the toilet? Or should I let this guy carry water for washing my feet
Dare to disobey...
Whip to serve!
As long as Fang Zhengzheng enters Pingyang Mansion, doesn't she have the final say in everything
"Third, I have to have some private time. You know, I'm going to take the palace exam soon. I have to take some time to study."
"Okay, I agreed and will give you two hours every day."
"Fourth, I still..."
"Okay, I agree!"
"Fifth..."
"I agree to everything! I agree to all the conditions you have. Do you have any questions now?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zhengyi and was about to continue, and finally waved his hand impatiently.
"No problem, but I have to write all these conditions on the document one by one, otherwise you won't admit it when the time comes. Where can I go to complain?" Fang Zhengzheng expressed his final opinion.
"Write it!" Pingyang nodded generously, and at the same time added in his heart: "Even if you write it all down, you won't be able to complain when you enter Pingyang Mansion!"
"Okay, now that the conditions have been agreed upon, we need a witness." Fang Zhengzheng said while looking at the Ninth Prince Lin Yun.
Ninth Prince Lin Yun was poking his tongue next to him. When he heard Fang Zhengzheng's words, he immediately nodded: "I am willing to be this witness."
Of course Pingyang has no objection.
So, the next thing seemed to fall into place.
Fang Zhengzheng began to draft the document soon. He finished writing a full page, then a second page, and a third page. He continued writing until Pingyang began to doze off, and Fang Zhengzheng finally finished writing.
"Okay, I've finished writing. Do you want to take a look?" Fang Zhengzheng nodded with satisfaction and handed a thick stack of documents to Pingyang.
"Stop reading, just sign it!" Pingyang signed his name at the end without thinking.
immediately. The Ninth Prince also wrote the word Lin Yun behind the witness.
A stack of documents was handed to Fang Zhengzheng again, and Pingyang waited expectantly for Fang Zhengzheng to sign. As long as Fang Zhengzheng signed, the document would take effect immediately.
but. Fang Zhengzheng was obviously not in a hurry.
"Well, you won't regret what we agreed on, right?" Fang Zhengzheng looked at Pingyang again with some hesitation.
"How is it possible? Am I, Pingyang, that kind of person?" Pingyang immediately patted his chest, his tone as sure as if he really had no scheming.
"Then why don't you lend the Purple Lightning Black Dragon Colt to His Highness the Ninth Prince?" Fang Zhengzheng looked at the Ninth Prince Lin Yun next to him, seeming a little worried.
"This is simple. Brother Ninth, take this token and you can go to Pingyang Mansion and take away the Zidian Black Dragon Horse now!" Pingyang casually took out a golden token from his arms. Handed it to the Ninth Prince Lin Yun.
Ninth Prince Lin Yun looked excited and prepared to catch him.
However, it came to nothing.
"Wait a minute, I almost fell into your trap!" Pingyang took the token back at once, and then pointed at the document: "You have to sign first before I give you the token!"
"Okay!" Fang Zhengzheng left no doubt and quickly signed his name on the document.
Pingyang picked up the document and looked at it. After confirming that Fang Zheng had written his name, he finally felt relieved.
"Hahaha... Fang Zhengyi, this princess has finally waited for today!" Pingyang smiled happily, and the token in his hand was thrown directly into the hands of the Ninth Prince Lin Yun.
Ninth Prince Lin Yun took the token, but he did not look too happy. Instead, he glanced at Fang Zhengyi guiltily: "Master Fang, I have wronged you."
"No grievance, no grievance at all. Your Highness, the Ninth Prince, hurry up and bring out the Purple Lightning Black Dragon Colt." Fang Zhengzheng waved his hand with a nonchalant look on his face.
Ninth Prince Lin Yun didn't say anything more and quickly left the private room.
He was really afraid that Pingyang would regret it.
…
In the elegant room.
Their eyes met, Pingyang had a proud smile on his face.
Fang Zhengzheng, on the other hand, sat quietly drinking tea. After a while, he called the maid and served several large snacks. Anyway, someone gave him money, so he couldn't be too polite to Pingyang.
Pingyang didn't have any anger because of Fang Zhengzheng's actions: "Eat, eat. When you are full, I will let you know how much fun Pingyang Mansion has!"
A quarter of an hour passed.
Half an hour passed.
Fang Zhengzheng still made no movement.
Pingyang finally became impatient: "Hey, you've been eating breakfast for half an hour and you haven't finished it yet?"
"Eh? Have you been eating for so long? Okay... I'll go first." Fang Zhengzheng patted his butt and looked out the window at the red sun that was slowly rising, with a smile on his lips.
"Where to go? Aren't you going to Pingyang Mansion with me?" Pingyang looked at Fang Zhengzheng preparing to leave, and suddenly became a little anxious.
"Why should I go to Pingyang Mansion with you?" Fang Zhengzheng looked at Pingyang with a puzzled look.
"What? You want to cheat. The documents have been signed and Ninth Brother has testified. You are now a handyman in my Pingyang Mansion. Of course you have to go back to Pingyang Mansion with me!" Pingyang picked up the document in his hand and stood in front of Fang Zhengzheng. He shook it in front of him with a proud look on his face.
"Oh... By the way, speaking of documents, you already owe me a small courtyard, ten thousand taels of silver, and two sets of the four top-quality study treasures. In addition..." Fang Zhengzheng counted the numbers on the documents one by one. Condition said.
"Wait a minute, of course I will give you these things, but you have to work as a handyman in my Pingyang Mansion first." Pingyang argued with reason.
"Why?" Fang Zhengzheng asked rhetorically.
"Because you signed the paperwork!"
"yes."
"Then you won't come with me?"
"Why are you leaving?"
"You...because you signed the paperwork!"
"so what?"
"It's clearly written in black and white. You've been working as a handyman in my Pingyang Mansion for ten days. Do you still want to cheat?"
"How can I, an honest person like me, cheat?" Fang Zhengzheng waved his hand, and then pointed to the document in Pingyang's hand: "Are you sure it says that I will work as a handyman in your Pingyang Mansion for ten days?"
Pingyang's face changed slightly, and then he immediately opened the document and took a serious look at it. It was indeed clearly written on it. Fang Zhengzheng, out of complete volition, sincerely requested to enter the great Pingyang Mansion to learn how to become an honorable servant. …
"That's right!" Pingyang affirmed.
"What's written on it?"
"Write that you want to come to my Pingyang Mansion to learn how to become an honorable handyman!"
"Really? Let me take a look." Fang Zhengzheng picked up the document and looked at it again. His hand was still touching the document, and then he handed it back to Pingyang's hand: "It only said that I requested to enter the great Pingyang Study in Fuzhong.”
"How could..." Pingyang's mouth opened wide in the middle of his words.
Because, after studying the paperwork, I don’t know when there was an extra period.
"Sorry, I changed my mind again. I don't want to go to your Pingyang Mansion to study. I'm leaving now!" Fang Zhengzheng waved to Pingyang and ran away quickly.
Pingyang stared blankly at the document that had completely changed its contents, and he was a little unable to react.
"Fang Zhengzheng!"
I don't know how long it took, but Pingyang's roar finally sounded in Tingxiang Tower and almost echoed throughout Yanjing City.
Fang Zhengzheng, on the other hand, was walking on the streets of Yanjing City with a leisurely look on his face: "The depth of literature is so broad and profound! In our world, even elementary school students can change punctuation marks, how can it be hard for me to defeat me?"
Of course, in order to make everything go as planned, Fang Zhengzhi went to great lengths to arrange a series of traps, from offering to write documents to seriously negotiating terms.
This is like bargaining for something. The more difficult it is for the boss, the more customers think they are getting an advantage.
If there are no these processes.
It's really risky to deceive Pingyang.
"I heard that there will be a hunt at the Eastern Suburbs Hunting Ground tomorrow?" Fang Zhengzheng looked up at the blue sky and touched the sun-shooting bow in his arms: "Just try this bow!" (To be continued.) u