"Fang Zhengzheng? Your name is Fang Zhengzheng?!"
Princess Shan Yu, who was originally lying on the animal skin, suddenly sat up when she heard Fang Zhengzheng's words. There was obvious shock on her wheat-colored face.
"Yes, I have been called this name since I was a child." Fang Zhengzheng said calmly. If a man should change his name or surname, do you have any opinions
"Hahaha... Fang Zhengzheng? Hahaha... You said you are Fang Zhengzheng?" Princess Shanyu suddenly laughed when she heard this, and her whole body trembled with laughter: "Then, you are the sword wielder of Daxia Fang Zhengluo?"
"Yes." Fang Zhengzheng nodded. He didn't expect that his reputation was so great. Did even the princess of the Southern Territory know about him
"You are still at the top of the double list of the Taoist examination and the imperial examination. In this palace examination, you and Nangong Hao tied for the first place in the literary examination, right?" Princess Shanyu continued to ask with a smile.
"That's right." Fang Zhengzheng nodded again when he heard this.
"Hahaha... You are really shameless!" Princess Shanyu smiled so hard that her face almost cramped, and she kicked hard on the golden animal skin with her long legs.
"Thank you for the compliment, princess." Fang Zhengzheng said without blushing or heart beating.
"Okay, enough jokes, tell me your real name." Princess Shan Yu also stopped smiling at this time, with a hint of coldness on her face.
"My real name is Fang Zhengzheng!"
"Do you think this princess looks like a fool?"
"The princess is smart and wise, unparalleled in the world." Fang Zhengzheng immediately praised her unceremoniously. The person in front of her was his real roof, and he did not dare to offend her.
"Since you know, why don't you tell me your name?"
"Fang Zhengzheng!"
"Do you believe that this princess will chop off your head right now?" Princess Shan Yu was slightly angry.
"letter!"
"Then the princess will ask you one last time, what is your name?"
"Fang Zhengzheng!"
"Come here, push this guy who talks nonsense out and chop him down!" Princess Shan Yu didn't bother to talk nonsense with Fang Zhengzheng, and shouted directly outside the camp tent.
"Yes!" Almost in the blink of an eye, the tent curtain was opened, and then. Four guards wearing rattan armor rushed in.
"Wait a minute!" Fang Zhengzheng shouted immediately.
"What's wrong?" A smile appeared on Princess Shanyu's lips.
"I changed my name. My name is Fang Zhengzheng!" Fang Zhengzheng did not hesitate to abandon the great principle that a man should not change his name in practice and his surname in sitting.
"Fang Zhengzheng?"
"Yes, Fang Zhengzheng is Fang Zhengzheng. Fang Zhengzheng is right." Fang Zhengzheng said sadly.
"This name sounds weird. Are you teasing me?"
"Princess, what do you want? I said my name was Fang Zhengzheng, and you wanted to chop off my head. Now I said I would change my name to Fang Zhengzheng. And you said I was teasing you?" Fang Zhengzheng felt like crying.
"This princess asks for your real name." Princess Shan Yu's voice obviously increased with these words.
"Fang Zhengzheng."
"Is your name really Fang Zhengzheng?"
"Replacement guaranteed."
"Is it Fang Zhengzheng, who tied with Nangong Hao for first place in the liberal arts exam?" Princess Shan Yu had a sneer on her lips.
"Should I say yes or should I say no?" Fang Zhengzheng looked at Princess Shan Yu with a sneer on her face and was subconsciously shocked.
"be honest."
"no!"
"That's more or less. If you are honest, as far as I know, that Fang Zhengzheng did not participate in this martial arts test at all. Moreover, if he really came, he should be hovering among the four major tribes now, and How could you come to my princess’ military camp alone?” Princess Shan Yu nodded with satisfaction. Then he waved to the four guards who rushed in.
The four guards immediately retreated.
"Princess is smart and wise, unparalleled in the world. I knew I couldn't deceive you." Fang Zhengzheng immediately began to praise, but secretly cursed in his heart, how blind he is.
"Well, I see that your archery skills are pretty good. Although your momentum and power are a bit lacking, your accuracy is pretty good, so I will grant your wish and become my personal bodyguard. In addition, again. You are appointed as the instructor of the archers and responsible for the archery training of the 13th Feiyu Battalion in the army."
"Thank you, princess! How many people are there in the Feiyu Thirteenth Battalion?" Fang Zhengzheng asked immediately after hearing this.
"Three thousand!"
"The princess is really wise and discerning. Such a great responsibility is entrusted to me. I will definitely not disappoint the princess. Then let me ask again, am I now the commander of the 13th Feiyu Battalion?"
"You think so well, how can the commander of the military camp under my princess be so good? You are only responsible for their archery training, and other matters have nothing to do with you." Princess Shanyu gave Fang Zhengyi a contemptuous look.
"Fuck." Fang Zhengzheng silently raised his middle finger.
"What did you say?"
"I said the princess is really good at understanding people and making good use of them. She is naturally handsome!"
"You can talk. Go and bring me a plate of fruit. Please ask for fresh fruit. If you pick a rotten one, I will break one of your teeth!" Princess Shanyu nodded with satisfaction.
"I'm afraid one plate isn't enough, right?"
"Why? Do you, the little guard, still want to eat fruit?" Princess Shan Yu looked at Fang Zhengyi with a look of disdain.
"I am also thinking about the princess. As the saying goes, good things come in pairs. Princess, think about how boring it would be for you to eat fruit here alone. If there is someone sitting next to you, telling stories while eating fruit with you. , it will naturally be more interesting." Fang Zhengzheng suggested kindly.
"Oh? You can tell stories?" Princess Shan Yu was a little surprised.
"Of course, I can tell a lot of stories, such as the Journey of the Five Heroes to the West, the Nine Immortals Crossing the Sea, what Sun Wukong and the Bone Demon had to say..." Fang Zhengzheng said with a proud look on his face.
"Okay, I agree!" Princess Shan Yu replied directly without waiting for Fang Zhengzheng to continue.
"Thank you princess."
…
As the saying goes, with an order in hand, I have the world.
Now that he has made up his mind to sneak into the military camp and serve as a personal bodyguard for Princess Shanyu, he must be a good bodyguard who is "loyal" and "fulfilling his duties".
As the saying goes, being a monk for a day means ringing the clock for a day.
A monk who does not ring the bell is not a good monk.
Fang Zhengzheng walked out of the princess camp with a majestic look, with an unparalleled aura on his face. He now carries the military order of Princess Shan Yu to eat fruit. Looking at the entire military camp, who dares to disobey
"Humph. Is the kid not dead yet?" A cold snort immediately rang out, and then, he saw General Taiwan with a beard on his face and a giant ax in his hand, patrolling from a distance with a group of soldiers with a look of disdain on his face. Come.
In his heart. The main reason why Princess Shan Yu didn't kill Fang Zhengzheng was probably because it was a temporary novelty. After getting tired of it, Fang Zhengzheng might not be able to survive for even three seconds.
So…
Death or not, it's just a matter of time.
"The one named Lao Tai. Yes, he's talking about you! The princess said she was hungry and ordered two plates of fruits to be brought over. Why don't you go quickly?" Fang Zhengzheng casually picked up a piece of grass and held it in his mouth, looking at him with a leisurely expression. General Zhutai shouted.
"I am a mighty general..."
"The princess ordered it, what do you think?" Fang Zhengzheng didn't even bother to pay attention, he just waved his hand and said impatiently.
"You kid..." General Tai's eyes suddenly widened.
"It seems you really have an opinion, then I'll tell the princess." After Fang Zhengzheng finished speaking, he was about to turn around and return to the princess' camp.
"Wait a minute! You... go and bring two plates of fruits to the princess's tent!"
"Yes!" A soldier next to him responded immediately.
"This doesn't seem to work, right? The princess's order is to be carried out personally by the dignified General Huwei. I wonder if you are disobeying the military order by doing this?" Fang Zhengzheng glanced at the soldiers next to him and said casually.
"You kid... you're cruel!" General Tai looked angry, but he was helpless.
"Remember to keep your eyes sharp and your hands and feet sharp. If you pick a rotten one, one of your teeth will be knocked out!" Fang Zhengzheng told the Taiwanese general who was walking away.
"What the hell, if I didn't kill you today, my surname would not be Tai. No one can stop me!" General Tai's footsteps finally stopped, and his dark face suddenly turned red, like a It was as if the firewood had completely ignited the fire.
The toughness of the Southern Territory was fully demonstrated at this moment.
The mighty general was bullied like this in front of the soldiers. How can I bear it
The black giant ax was raised directly above his head, emitting a faint brilliance. At the same time, General Tai's thick arms almost doubled in an instant, and the beard on his face stood up straight, like steel needles. .
"There are no cloud patterns?" Fang Zhengzheng was a little disappointed with General Tai's performance. Because the cloud pattern covering his body as he imagined did not appear on General Tai's body.
This is how the same thing
Wait a moment.
It seems to be running away now.
"Princess, come out and help!" Fang Zhengzheng shouted loudly without thinking.
"What happened?" Just after Fang Zhengzheng's voice sounded, the curtain of the camp was also opened, and Princess Shan Yu, wearing a snow-white animal skin, walked out of the camp, her dark eyes scanning the surrounding soldiers.
"Princess!"
All the soldiers fell to their knees at this moment.
General Tai's beard also softened immediately, and after hesitating for a moment, the black giant ax held high in his hand finally slowly lowered it.
"General Tai, what's going on?" Princess Shan Yu looked at General Tai suspiciously.
"Damn it, my subordinate, for disturbing the princess's rest, but... But this boy is really bullying me. I, Tai, have been serving the princess for so many years. When have I ever experienced such cowardice?" General Tai said with a look of grievance. , almost bursting into tears.
"Are you angry? Who is you angry with?" Princess Shanyu glanced at Fang Zhengyi beside her, and her eyes were again on General Tai.
"Of course it's this guy!" General Tai pointed directly at Fang Zhengyi.
Fang Zhengzheng directly ignored General Guotai, with a leisurely look on his face. He was the princess's personal bodyguard. In ancient times, he was the closest confidant to the princess. What can you do to me
"I see! According to the rules of our Southern Territory, what should we do if we are angry in front of others?" Princess Shan Yu nodded.
"Kill!" General Tai looked cruel.
"Yes, but he is my princess' bodyguard after all. There is no need to kill him. A beating is fine. He won't be able to get out of bed for three days. But he cannot be beaten to death. Do you understand?" Princess Shanyu heard this. There was also a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, and he said casually.
"Understood!" When General Tai heard this, his tiger eyes flashed with excitement, just like a hungry lion seeing a kid waiting to be slaughtered.
When Fang Zhengzheng heard this, his body trembled slightly.
Huh
There's something wrong with the plot.
The promised personal bodyguard is the Lord’s caring little cotton-padded jacket? What if the fox pretends to be the tiger's power, becomes arrogant and domineering, and goes on a rampage? No matter how you look at it, the result is not very scientific!
What the hell is the plot twist
Fang Zhengzheng felt that he should run away, but the military camp was so big, where could he run? There is nowhere to run and nowhere to stay.
It’s over!
He had miscalculated one of the most important aspects. He belonged to Daxia, and the princess in front of him was from the Southern Territory. For the sake of being a personal bodyguard of Daxia, he offended a powerful general from the Southern Territory.
This is obviously not a correct comparison method.
"Princess... I want to tell you a story? If I'm beaten so hard that I can't move, how can I tell it?" Fang Zhengzheng looked at Princess Shanyu with a pitiful expression.
"It's okay. You can't die anyway. After the fight, you can come over and tell me a story." A charming smile appeared on Princess Shanyu's lips.
Looking at Fang Zhengzheng, his eyes were full of smiles.
"After the fight, come here and tell stories?" Fang Zhengzheng wondered how the world could be so ruthless, and could there still be a little bit of kindness and innocence
"Boy, pick your weapon. I never hit a defenseless person. You just said you were going to knock out one of my teeth. I won't hit you anywhere else today, just your teeth!" The general's face turned slightly red.
That was obviously excitement.
The black giant ax in his hand shone with a faint brilliance.
"Swish!"
With a series of swipes, the space in front of General Tai was directly torn into two inches of cracks. It was obvious that the mighty General Huwei of the Southern Territory was really not too weak.
"Um...can I ask first about General Tai's strength?" Fang Zheng looked at the black crack, a little frightened. He knew this skill, but he couldn't cut it as smoothly as General Tai.
"Not high. Judging from your Daxia's strength, I am only in the late stage of Light Returning Realm!" General Tai said with a sneer.
"Later stage of Light Returning Realm?!" A drop of cold sweat fell directly from Fang Zhengzheng's forehead.
Isn’t this called high
Is it really embarrassing for a person in his forties or fifties to bully a teenager
Fang Zhengzheng took a step back subconsciously.
General Tai took two steps forward, his momentum rising in vain, and the black giant ax in his hand trembled slightly, making a low humming sound.
Fang Zhengzheng's forehead was covered with sweat. When the cool breeze blew, he subconsciously raised his head slightly.
He looked at the few white clouds floating in the sky, then at the soldiers who were surrounded by a murderous atmosphere, and at General Tai who was approaching him step by step.
"Could it be that this is the legendary way of showing off and being fooled instead?"
(I recommend a friend's new book "The Immortal Dharma God" by Chao Dabai. If you like Western fantasy, you can read it.) (To be continued.)