Xia Yujin is an unlucky bastard.
The last time he was on a disaster relief trip, he was a censor, and he was surrounded by hundreds of people. He was also served by a fierce wife and a beautiful concubine. On the road, the local officials all greeted him with smiles and tried to please each other. .
This time, I went to Jiangdong secretly, wearing the stars and wearing the moon, but also put away the luxury style, acted in a low-key manner, did not dare to be the slightest publicity, and the clothing, food, housing, and transportation were lowered by more than one or two levels.
Fortunately, he had been exercising every day a few days ago, and his bones and guts have improved a lot. For the sake of his daughter-in-law and his son, he is also quite unafraid of hardship and fatigue, so he deliberately rode on a horse to hurry on the road. As a result, the person who was not used to riding a horse couldn’t eat hot tofu in a hurry. After the horse ran for two days, he encountered a fox running by and was shocked. When he stumbled, he couldn't grasp the reins, and he fell into the mud with a duel, rolling like a mud monkey, bruising and bruising countless times.
The bone dice is about to cry: Lord County, are you still alive
Xia Yujin slowly climbed up from the dirty and smelly mud pit, lost her head for a while, then came to her senses, and found that the culprit was fox slipping, and the horse was grazing obediently.
He opened his legs and walked two steps, stepped on the corner of his clothes, fell down again, slammed into the stone next to him, and was sprained.
A man without long eyes saw that his master's expression was about to deteriorate, so he quickly flattered: the prince of the county was lucky, but luckily he didn't fall on the stone when he fell from the horse.
Xia Yujin gasped in pain, pointed at the guy who couldn't speak, and scolded: Come on, get on the board
The cricket frowned and said, "I don't have a board.
Xia Yujin:
Cricket asked expectantly: Or, go back and get the little one
The crowd gathered around, put the restless wounded in the car, and continued on their way.
It's a pity that blessings do not come alone, and misfortunes do not come singly. Xia Yujin can endure hardships, but his delicate stomach is unwilling to endure hardships. He ate dry food together for a few days with everyone. He didn't know what unclean things were eaten, and immediately became troubled, not only vomiting and diarrhea, but also fever. . The accompanying doctor Wu is a well-known gynecologist in Beijing. After helping him diagnose his pulse, he prescribed two prescriptions and asked to rest in place and wait for the fever to subside.
Xia Yujin was thinking about the north and was clamoring to leave.
However, the entourage was afraid that Nanping County King's fragile body would have three strengths and two weaknesses, and his nine clans couldn't get rid of them, so they coaxed and deceived him. He vowed to cure him, and then bring misfortune to the east and leave it to the general to take responsibility.
After several tossing, the trip was delayed.
In that room, after the Daqin Emperor discussed with the ministers, he also felt that the Dongxia peace talks might not be very sincere, so he did not send important officials, but picked out an attendant who was familiar with the Dongxia culture from the Hanlin Academy and sealed it off as Taichang Temple. Shaoqing, with four or five accompanying officials, arrived earlier than Xia Yujin Houfa. When he arrived in Jiangdong, he went to see General Ye at the barracks first. After understanding the format, he sent an envoy to send a letter to the Dongxia barracks.
The messenger's surname was Bai, and he was a native of Jiangbei in the Ministry of Rites. He was young and small, but he had extraordinary courage.
He carried the letter to the Dongxia military camp alone, with swords and guns on both sides, cold light shining, Dongxia generals gathered, murderous, a king with white hair and beard lying on a soft white tiger skin, beside a beauty holding grapes, carefully serving. The beauty raised her head and glanced at him lightly.
The white envoy calmed down, ignored her beauty, and looked closely, only to see that the beauty was fair and delicate in complexion, and her body was small, not like the tall, sturdy, dark and rough appearance of the Dongxia women, but rather like a Daqin person. She was wearing a precious white fox fur, with a head and face of five-color gems, and two huge night pearls dangling from her ears, shining brightly. There was no trace of captivity on his face, only the joy of serving the Dongxia barbarians, and he was always flattering with soft words, and he was even lower than the women who came out of the land of fireworks.
The envoy Bai turned his head scornfully, not to look at this beautiful woman who was willing to be humble, and behaved to the King of Eastern Xia with Daqin etiquette, then proudly presented the peace negotiation document, stood up straight, and waited for the other party to discuss and reply.
When the two armies are fighting, they do not kill.
The King of Eastern Xia frowned slightly and didn't care.
Unexpectedly, the lowly woman bowed her head and whispered to King Dongxia, who nodded with a smile. The lowly woman stepped off the soft couch and suddenly opened her mouth, pretending to be puzzled, "I think I've seen this young man whose waist is straighter than a spear.
The King of Eastern Xia was curious: Liu Er, where have you seen it
Liu Xiyin said casually: It seems like a high-profile guest in Banxianglou, I don't know how he looks so serious today and looks so handsome.
The Dongxia generals burst into laughter.
Envoy Bai has read books on sages and sages since he was a child, and he has a high character. He had ever been to Huajie and Liuxiang.
Hey Liu Xiyin tilted her head, took two steps closer, and took a closer look. Could it be that you have mistaken someone, aren't you Mr. Bai? She shrugged, not waiting for the other party to deny it, her expression full of ridicule, Daqin is nobody? The virtuous are also sent for peace talks
Ambassador Bai swallowed his anger: The girl is also from Daqin.
Then how could Liu Xiyin swept the audience with a wink, and said with a smile, Daqin men are all ruthless and unscrupulous, look at your small body, you are not taller than me, which can be compared to Dongxia's bravery The Emperor of Qin couldn't find anyone, so it's really pitiful to send the child here.
Daqin officials thought the Dongxia people were savage and rude.
The generals of Dongxia thought that Daqin's humanities were weak and arrogant.
No one looks down on anyone.
The white envoy came to the Dongxia camp, and they specially arranged to dismount the horse to show the other party's color. But the other party didn't grovel and beg for mercy as they imagined, which made them disgusted. Liu Xiyin deliberately provoked, poured sewage on the other party and ruined his dignity, but it was right to everyone's appetite, so he followed him, and all kinds of foul language swarmed.
The white envoy is full of knowledge, but when Xiucai encounters soldiers, he can't explain the rationale. No matter what the book says, except Prince Ino who still understands a little bit, the other savages can't understand it. Liu Xiyin has sharp teeth and sharp teeth. He also misinterpreted his explanation in Dongxia dialect, making everyone laugh even crazier.
He was invincible with a single mouth, and he was not good at swearing, so he quickly fell behind.
The envoy Bai was so embarrassed that his face was flushed with anger, and he was furious. He finally ignored his scholarly demeanor and spat on Liu Xiyin's face regardless: "You shameless slut has a flowery face, a poisonous scorpion's heart, and Daqin's heart." humiliation of ancestors
Liu Xiyin was stunned.
Everyone was stunned.
The noisy scene was instantly silent.
A little broken messenger, let you get three points, really think that you are a person who dares to be arrogant in the Eastern Xia territory. The Eastern Xia king is about to be angry, and the eldest prince next to him sees his sweetheart being humiliated. No messenger, he is going to cut this unknowing guy. But Liu Xiyin moved faster, she took two steps back, took off the horse whip hanging from the curtain, and slammed it towards the white messenger.
She has a lot of strength, and it's not a problem to pick a weak scholar, whip into the flesh, and see blood when whipped.
The white messenger knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, gritted his teeth in pain, and felt remorse. He did not dare to fight back or escape, so he could only hold on.
King Dongxia looked at him with a sullen face, without saying anything to stop him.
The first prince slowly put it back and took the lead in applauding.
The audience looked excited and laughed.
Prince Ino frowned and shook his head.
The white envoy was bruised and bruised, and finally couldn't help falling down and groaned in a low voice.
Liu Xiyin grabbed the front of his shirt, dragged him from the ground, slapped his head and slapped his face again, spit back his saliva, and said angrily, "Auntie hates you the most virtuous villain."
The white envoy desperately endured, unwilling to respond.
Seeing the excitement, King Dongxia opened his mouth to retire his concubine, then smashed the peace negotiation document on his face, and said angrily: This kind of broken condition, is Dongxia a fool? When Dong Xia is afraid that she will fail, let your emperor think about it, seriously, and reopen the conditions.
The envoy Bai picked up the documents and retreated with reluctance.
On the way, he rubbed the skin and flesh wounds on his body in confusion, then patted his arms, took out the small cloth strip that was quickly stuffed into it when the scumbag caught him and spit, and checked, there were red balsam flowers on the cloth strip. It was written sloppily, with scribbled handwriting with the fragrance of flowers and plants.
After reading it, his expression changed greatly, and he didn't dare to delay.
Zhao:
Dong Xia secretly told that a 500,000-strong army is approaching, beware of haste and forbearance, and do not act rashly. Send spies to keep an eye on the enemy, waiting for my signal to attack.
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