General Above I am Below

Chapter 13: The boat confrontation

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Xia Yujin has been a little irritable recently. After he finally finished coaxing his mother, a friend of wine and meat came to him to have a drink and listen to the book, so he responded.

Unexpectedly, the people's enthusiasm for Dapomanjin has not faded. Along the Qinhe River, ten restaurants were visited, and nine of them were talking about the heroic legend of General Ye Zhao. The story was exaggerated. The crowd cheered and rewarded with money. The rest of the family is talking about meeting Yingji, about talents and beautiful women, fish and geese passing on books, meeting under the moon, there are few guests, and the rest are getting goosebumps. Xia Yujin hesitated for a moment and decided to listen to Goosebumps.

Under the candlelight, Miss Orioles was looking sadly at the folding fan and love letter sent by her lover. She came to the door and wrote that when he waited for the golden list in three years, it would be the day to welcome her. It is expected that her parents are greedy for money, and she has already quietly betrothed her to the swinger of the county magistrate.

What kind of bullshit is Xia Yujin's eyelids fighting up and down, drowsy.

The dandy who was looking out the window beside the passing beauties suddenly screamed and asked, "Hey, isn't that General Ye

The other dudes also stuck their heads out and said in surprise, "Yes, the prince, isn't that your daughter-in-law? What is she doing by the Qinhe? There is a man next to her who looks so intimate.

What Xia Yujin jumped up from the chair and woke up from drowsiness. He hurriedly lay by the window and stared straight at the bank of the Qin River, only to see Ye Zhao dressed in simple casual clothes and standing under the willow tree in a heroic manner, provoking the eldest girl. The little girls looked back. Standing beside her was a burly young man in military uniform who was chatting and laughing with her. After this burly guy walked into the boat by the river, another man with tangled muscles ran over. He excitedly patted Ye Zhao, said a few words aloud, and stepped into the boat. After a long time, several rough men jumped off their horses, all of them were beaming at her, and they were so familiar that they almost jumped over and hooked their shoulders to talk about lovesickness.

A man left, another came, a few men left, a few came again, a few were tall, short, fat, thin, old, weak, handsome and ugly, the only thing in common was that they were very affectionate with his daughter-in-law.

Then, hundreds of brothel singers and musicians came one after another, entering different painting boats step by step. Huajiao and Huashy sisters from Baihualou, Sai Fenghuang and Sai Ruyi from Wanchunlou, Peony and Hibiscus from Lilac Pavilion, Lu Qianqian and Chu Xuaner from Hongxiufang, Li Qiuhao from Minggexuan, Mo Xijun, the five The top ten most famous beauties in the brothel are all gathered together, with fragrant clothes and shadows on the temples, ringed with dangling bells, and full of Qinhe.

Finally, Ye Zhao also walked into the largest painting boat.

what on earth is it

The storyteller in the tavern was still earnestly talking about Miss Orioles meeting her lover under the moonlight and exchanging heartfelt feelings for each other.

Xia Yujin rubbed her eyes and pinched her face, feeling that life was like a dream.

Seeing that the situation is not good, the wine and meat friends are busy thinking about it, and say something to comfort:

After all, he is a general. Unlike ordinary women, there will always be entertainment.

She used to eat and sleep with hundreds of thousands of troops, and she was used to it, so it wasn't a big deal.

A woman and a man entering a room must have an affair. A woman and a group of men enter a room, and nothing will happen.

Don't worry about the king, you won't wear a green hat, let alone hundreds of green hats.

That's right, the prostitutes won't look at your daughter-in-law

Xia Yujin's knuckles clucked, and his face turned blue and white for a while. After the boat left the shore, he held back a few words from his throat: "Where is your daughter-in-law from? Go to the painting boat, the master is going to swim in the Qinhe River with the beauties tonight.

The king of the county, with such a large handwriting as the general, where can there be a painting boat

The old Li family's painting boat should be almost renovated, let him drive it out.

The king of the county, all the beauties have been wrapped up by the general, leaving those old and poor people.

Didn't Liu Erlang say last time that the little Taoist nuns in Hanshan Temple are beautiful, gentle and considerate, and considerate? Could you please get a few in a carriage and change your clothes

King of the county, what should I do if the general gets angry

Fuck you, I watch her go to drink flower wine and she doesn't get mad, she's mad.

The king of the county has an uncomfortable stomach, can you come again next time

Those who flinch in battle, let's see how the master will play him in the future

In the Qinhe River ten miles away, the lights are brilliant, reflecting the night like day. The fragrance of the painting boat, the slow sound of silk and bamboo, attracted countless pedestrians to stop and listen. In the township of Zhifen, gongs and chips are intertwined, and it is a charming scene.

In the boat Ye Zhao was sitting in, there were no famous prostitutes to accompany him. There were only a few experienced musicians, about thirty or forty years old. At the banquet, there were more than 20 people, including the new Jin Duwei, Du Qiwei, Hu Ben Zhonglang, Pian general, guerrilla general, hussar general, chariot general, etc. who returned from Mobei, and there were guards beside the general. , staff, cronies and other six people, all sitting full, all of them are dead friendships. After drinking a few pots of spirits, I gradually got three-point drunkenness. Recalling the tragic battle of the year, there were disputes, sighs, and pride.

Some are excited, some are crying, some are dancing shirtless.

Today, in order to drink this happy wine with my brothers, I don't even care about my son getting married

Fuck you, it's none of your business that your son gets married

It's none of my business to fuck your mother, my son's marriage

Yes yes, it's none of your business, just drink it

Qiuhu hurriedly threw down his wine glass, pounced on the school captain who had married his daughter-in-law, and roared, "Why don't you marry my daughter-in-law first

The lieutenant twisted into a ball with him and scolded: "Fuck our son is a gentleman, I don't want to see him copying a big knife for his daughter-in-law every day and chasing ten streets before he can fight back.

Qiuhu said angrily: "I'm useless."

General Wu Pian said: Tiger, when you were in Mobei, sows were more expensive than Diaochan. There were many soldiers who wanted to marry your daughter. Just close your eyes and pick two.

That group of illiterate old men can't do it, Qiuhu shook his head and said, "The grandfather has suffered the loss of being blind all his life. He was forced to go up the mountain to be a bandit by the landlord's old wealth. Now he has turned over and has to find a learned husband for the girls to hug. The two grandsons of the champion and then he called to Hu Qing, Hu Junshi, I'll just marry you all my daughters pay

Hu Qing almost sprayed, and joked: You can beat me half of my life with one daughter, two daughters can't kill me directly, everyone is so familiar, give me a way to live

Everyone also laughed: Let's just wait until the next imperial examination is over, let's go to the road to rob two handsome men, tie them up and send them to the bridal chamber, how about being a boss for the two girls

Qiuhu slapped the two who took the lead in causing trouble, and called Ye Zhao directly: "General, you have to decide for my daughter, they will count on you for the rest of their lives."

Ye Zhao replied in a row, "Okay.

Guard Xu rushed to Qiuhuhu's side and asked pitifully: "Brother Hu, give me Qiuhua's sister, I have been cherishing her for several years, don't take advantage of those sour and rotten talents." If it wasn't for the fact that they followed the general every day, causing everyone to think they were the general's woman and didn't dare to take action, you would have been a grandfather long ago.

Qiuhu laughs loudly: I dare not chase after a woman, even your virtue is worthy of marrying my daughter

That is, Ye Zhao also knocked on his forehead drunkenly. When will he know all the words and exercise his courage, and then go to propose marriage to his father-in-law.

Everyone burst into laughter again.

In the sound of persuading, Ye Zhao poured another seven or eight cups, and she was even more drunk: Beauty, why is there no beauty on this boat

Hu Qing smiled and said, "Brothers gather, talk about wine, what do you want beauties to do? Now everyone here is an official, you are afraid that they will have to pay for the next kiln like before.

That's when everyone shook their heads, recalled the past, and said with emotion, now we go to the kiln, we are not bad for money. What's more, when I went to drink with the general, the red girls all stared at her with bright eyes, so let's not spoil the happiness. Fortunately, the general is a woman, and the hearts of those girls died, otherwise, there would be no way to live.

Ye Zhao was confused about this.

There was a deafening roar of grief and indignation.

Ye Zhao explained: The beauty of the beauty is pleasing to the eye, I just like to see it twice, nothing else

The gang patted the table, and the crowd was surging.

Ye Zhao no longer insisted, and continued to drink boring wine.

The guy with no beauty to look at raised his neck and walked to the deck in twos and threes, vying to see the beauties on the other boats.

General Mo said: Look, Furong from Wanhualou has the best figure. Her breasts are really big, so fucking big.

Qian's adviser shook his head: You are very wrong, Huashy girl has beautiful eyes and beautiful eyes, the flow of light is like autumn water, and her figure is like a weak willow facing the wind. She is truly a beautiful woman.

The general of the chariot and cavalry came over, glanced at it twice, and said contemptuously, "Without eyesight, how could they have such good bedtime skills as Miss Lu Qianqian?"

Yes, wait until Qiuhu suddenly called out, the girls on the boat on the left are really beautiful. Which one are you looking at

The one in the middle is the most beautiful, just a little taller.

A fool, a woman with long legs and a thin waist looks good

That woman's temperament is beyond compare

It seems that I have never seen her in the Qinhe kiln, so I asked the boatman to take a closer look at the painting boat.

They hurriedly greeted everyone to come and see the beauty, and they whistled at the beauty.

Ye Zhao also walked over to look curiously, but saw a brand-new painting boat not far away, also approaching them. There were several beauties standing on the deck, and the group was surrounded by a beauty dressed in white fox fur and snow fur, her temperament was outstanding. , stood out from the crowd, the blue silk that was randomly rolled up was swept away by the river wind, and when the boat sailed close, the skin was like a beautiful jade, and the black eyes contained stars. Noble, can also suppress all the prostitutes like vulgar powder.

The drunks continued to whistle and try to molest.

Ye Zhao watched for a while, then coughed heavily: Stop blowing, that's my husband.