General Above I am Below

Chapter 81: shameless bastard

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The imperial envoy was injured and asked for condolences. Even if it was a public request for bribes, no one would be embarrassed to not give it because of his status as the king of Nanping County.

The big family members were a little uneasy in their hearts.

They were not sure what kind of person the Prince of Nanping was.

If he was not a good official, how would he know how to disguise himself as a disaster relief and dispatch his subordinates to visit the brothel to investigate the case

For example, if he is a good official, how can he be lazy and play slippery every day except for eating, drinking and collecting souvenirs, and he is unwilling to do anything serious

If he had a bad temper, how could he be able to talk to beggars and hooligans and throw money away

If he had a good temper, how could he let General Ye disregard the law, behead the father and son of the county magistrate at will, and distribute all the female relatives

If it is said that he hates evil like hatred, how can he let go of Master Pu, who assists the magistrate Zhang in doing evil, and entrust him with a heavy responsibility

If he is kind and kind, how could he deal with lesser offenders butlers and doglegs in a vicious way that is almost child's play

He regards money as dung, he openly asks for bribes, he is lustful, looks at beauties everywhere, and occasionally teases his little daughter-in-law, but does not accept any beauties. His existence is a goddamn contradiction, the trash between heaven and earth is a mess, it's unpredictable

The heads of the family are all good at dealing with imperial envoys. Seeing tricks and dismantling tricks, there are some ways to resolve them, but Xia Yujin is a lunatic who kicks and beats indiscriminately.

The enemy does not move, I do not move.

All the big families in Xiu Shui followed Mrs. Hu, quietly waiting for the Prince of Nanping to make a move.

When he couldn't hold back the call, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and came to the door with gifts to test.

Mrs. Hu stroked his beard with experience: there used to be an imperial commissioner surnamed Wei who also held a banquet to summon the major salt merchants, and then gave everyone a vomit-inducing drug during the banquet, and judged whether the other party still had any leftovers by the filth he spit out. Surplus grain, you all remember

The salt-packing merchant patted his stomach with a smile: Don't worry, the rich food in our family drank gruel last night, and ate two wotou in the morning.

The shopkeeper Zhao sighed: My concubine was so hungry that she lost weight, and my son cried for meat, which is really pitiful.

Mr. Hong said: Now is the time of the national crisis, we should not be too stingy, tighten our belts together, eat a few more bowls of sweet potato leaves, and see if we can get a few hundred catties of food for the county prince to solve the urgent need.

Everyone claims to be.

Everything is ready, and after confirming that Xia Yujin can't find any food after digging three feet into the ground, he can go to battle with confidence.

When they cultivated a feeling of worrying about the country and the people, they squeezed out a few hot tears in their eyes, made full preparations for the battle, and rushed in from the county yamen with red faces, ready to meet the prince of Nanping County.

broken

Godfather is your man, and he is so ruthless

There are no couples on the chess field.

Hmm, I still have a backhand.

Xia Yujin was wearing a splendid brocade dress, sat cross-legged in the banquet, and played chess with Ye Zhao with a smile. There is a bowl of Ru Kiln official porcelain on the table, and it is filled with Maojian tea. The aroma can be smelled from a distance, and you can know whether it is a common product. Standing next to her was a beautiful maid who was wearing a seven-mile silk skirt. On her head, she wore a butterfly play peony hairpin strung with hundreds of pink pearls. She wore a white jade pendant around her waist and a golden ring of seven treasures wrapped around her wrist. The gems were crystal clear. , all the size of a thumb, dazzling, worth no less than 10,000 gold, and they are all worn at will. The gems, gold, coral and other things they sent were eclipsed.

No matter how you look at it, the imperial envoy doesn't seem to be suffering, but rather enjoys happiness.

Everyone looked at each other, wondering what medicine he was selling in the gourd.

When this king had bad legs and feet, it was inconvenient to get up to greet him. Xia Yujin stopped the chess game with a warm and gentle smile, like the spring breeze in March, blowing through everyone's heart. He asked Mei Niang to serve fragrant tea and said politely, It is the Junshan Maojian rewarded by the emperor. It is accompanied by the good spring water of Xiu Shui. It tastes a little more fragrant than what I ate in Shangjing.

A cup of belly, mouth-to-mouth fragrance, really good tea.

The maids continue to serve tea

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Xia Yujin sighed: I have been frail since I was a child, and I have no knowledge and skills. I have worked as a dummy in Beijing for 20 years. It was the first time I went abroad, but I was sent to do disaster relief. On the way, I saw that the victims had yellow faces and muscles, and they were not allowed to eat meat or cakes. It was really pitiful. But I have never done important errands, and I haven't read many books. How do I know how to do disaster relief? Seeing that the road is blocked, and the food can't be brought in, there is nothing to do. It's a waste. This king is helpless, so I have to find you, a group of talented people with experience and ability, to discuss the disaster relief plan together. Maybe there are many people and powerful people, and they can come up with good ideas.

He humbly asked for advice, and did not mention food at all.

It's not good for everyone to take the initiative to cry poor, so they have to make up their minds.

Ask the Ministry for help.

If the road is blocked, you can buy grain from Mobei.

The announcement was made to stabilize people's hearts, saying that the food was already on the way and would be delivered within ten days, so that everyone had hope in their hearts and could delay for a few more days.

Raising the price of grain harvested may mean that some retail households have surplus grain.

Xia Yujin echoed incessantly, complimenting him continuously, and asked Master Hai to write down their proposals one by one. He was thirsty, the beautiful people served tea, and the atmosphere was harmonious. Even Ye Zhao, who was sitting next to him studying chess manuals, didn't look as serious as he used to be, and he didn't look too scary.

Xia Yujin talked about the rise, stood up with a lame leg, walked slowly to the old man Hu, holding his hand: Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books, the old man is very talented, I really admire this king, can you stay tonight? , give more pointers

How dare you be Mrs. Hu rushing to help.

Xia Yujin was overjoyed and hurriedly ordered someone to inform their family.

Fragrant tea beauty, chatting very happily, time passes slowly like quicksand.

The setting sun sets in the west, and a maid comes to report: Your Majesty, do you want to eat

Everyone's stomach growled after drinking a lot of tea.

Unexpectedly, Xia Yujin swept his sleeves in a righteous manner and said: "The dog slaves don't know the timing. There is no food everywhere in Jiangbei, and the people are starving. How can people who are a little worried about the country and the people eat food? This king wants to share weal and woe with the people of Xiushui. Before a good disaster relief plan is made, take away all the food

The old man Hu said anxiously: "Your Majesty, it's absolutely impossible, what should I do if I'm starving

Xia Yujin decided: I have made up my mind.

Shopkeeper Qian looked at Ye Zhao: General, you should also persuade the prince, he can't stand it.

Ye Zhao didn't lift his head and said: "It's okay, I have the most loyalty, and I will advance and retreat with my husband. Anyway, on the march, it is nothing to be hungry for three days and three nights, so I still carry a knife and cut people.

Mei Niang immediately knelt down, kowtowed, and said, "My maid and concubine are ignorant and know how to be compassionate and compassionate. They can't stop learning those hard-hearted bastards. I would like to pray for the disaster victims together with the county prince until I can figure out a way.

The master of the sea handed over things: the inferior official was incompetent, and the inferior official went on hunger strike to atone for his sins.

The rest of the maids and guards also knelt down and shouted: I would like to share weal and woe with the king of the county.

The heads of the big families were dumbfounded when they saw this desperate battle. Although they guessed his intentions, they couldn't say a word about what they wanted to eat. After a second thought, the Prince of Nanping County was weak and could not be hungry for long, so they braced themselves and continued to drink tea and chat.

Xia Yujin chatted with interest a few words, Xiu Shui beauty is so beautiful, and suddenly she hugged her stomach and screamed.

Mrs. Hu was overjoyed: The prince of the county should still eat.

Xia Yujin rolled his eyes at him and jumped up: I'm sick in my stomach, so I can't eat dinner and Mei Niang helped me to change clothes.

He limped to the Five Grains Reincarnation Institute, leaving behind a hall full of woodcarvings and Ye Zhao, who was eyeing him.

After a quarter of an hour, he limped back again.

Smiling, refreshed, and the corners of the mouth seem to be glistening with oil

Xia Yujin: Ah Zhao, do you want to change

Ye Zhao: Hmm.

These two shameless bastards are goddamn beasts

The heads of the house were so hungry that the corners of their eyes were twitching.