Liaozheng wears a soap-colored cloak with gossip on the back, holds the dust, and wears a pure sun towel on his head. He walks in front of the wind step by step. The two "dao boys" of Qingfengmingyue follow behind him, followed by a group of disciples, just like The stars are like the moon.
Chen Shi, Lin Dongxue, and KK are in the middle.
Behind him are Mr. Lu, his men, and the two "sons."
Chen Shixin thought that after being a liar for a long time, he even lied to himself. He actually believed in the reincarnation of the Five Elements, a sad and hateful guy.
Lin Dongxue whispered: "There is no chance to get out!"
"Let's do something with the camera!" Chen Shi said, "When we can fight, we can slip away."
"In fact, I really want to see how the two fake Taoists fight, it must be very exciting... KK, how about Xiao Chong and Old Tao?"
KK replied in a low voice: "They are in ambush, and they will come out halfway to tear down the stage, to ensure that there will be a good show tonight... By the way, what are you doing to get away?"
KK still didn't know about the blood stains, Lin Dongxue made a silent gesture.
Finally came to the room where the altar was placed. The few real people waved Fuchen left and right twice. The disciples took their positions. Chen Shi, Lin Dongxue, and KK found a place to sit. One disciple shouted: "You can't sit here, it's blocking the eyes!"
Moved to another place, and said: "That's not okay, it's blocking the Feng Shui."
"You say a place to sit." Chen Shi said helplessly.
The disciple looked around, pointed under the pillar by the door, "Sit there and don't move around."
"How about going to the toilet halfway?"
"Hold it! Where are so many things, are you sincerely watching it?" The disciple stared.
Sitting on the floor, KK complained: "There is not even a cushion, alas!"
Lin Dongxue looked at the door behind him, "It's easy to get out here, but it's pretty good."
After everyone was in place, Mr. Liao Zhen respectfully put the knife that Chen Shi bought from the supermarket for 19 yuan on the counter table, and put incense in the incense burner. Chen Shi saw him cover it with his robe sleeve, in the incense head. He smeared some powder on the joss stick, and then a few real people waved Fuchen from side to side, chanting a mantra in his mouth, swish, the sandalwood and the scented candle spontaneously ignite for no reason, and the smoke was lifted up. A few real people expertly shouted: "Hey!"
Unknown people might think that only a real person points to the sandalwood and incense sticks by themselves. In fact, it is the other way round. He is waiting for the white phosphorus on it to fully contact the air to reach the ignition point, and then do this. action.
Chen Shi laughed secretly, it was a liar in the end.
Liao Zhenren threw the Fuchen in his hand, replaced the other to catch it, pinched the Jue with one hand and waved Fuchen with one hand, and shouted: "The two elephants return, the essence of the Xuanyi, the seven spirits protect their lives, and the three are clear. Jun Tian The immeasurable Luo Jinxian pure yellow master is here, and he ordered you to show up quickly, and show up quickly! Hurry up like a law!"
He pinched the Jue, and lifted the power of immortality like constipation. His whole body was shaking. Upon seeing this, Old Man Lu hurriedly lowered his head and chanted the curse.
A disciple suddenly stood up and said, "It’s not good, Master, quickly collect magical powers..." He pointed up to the ceiling, "It is the Mid-Autumn Moon, and the Yin Qi is very strong. Your spell just opened the door of ghosts and demons and monsters are killing them. Come!"
"How many have you come?"
The disciple poked his temples with both hands, looked towards the ceiling, and reported: "The disciple used the sky to see, a total of 147 million, and seventy-three demons of the lower realm!" He used a dramatic tone.
KK murmured, "Is it funny? Even if he has a celestial eye, he can count such a specific number at a glance?"
"Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Liao Zhenren laughed up to the sky, "Well come, this is the devil who is testing us, if you don't show your true skills, how can the devil help me!"
Chen Shixin thought, that "magic monarch" is picking his feet in prison now.
I saw a pile of yellow paper on the table was blown up by the wind, splintered automatically in mid-air, and turned into paper people. The real people were tossing around and swept back and forth with the dust, and the paper people were touching him. It burned before and turned into ashes.
At the same time, the lights in the room were flashing, and KK yawned for a long time, and Chen Shishi's eyes motioned him to be more serious.
This tossed and danced for more than a minute, and all the ashes of the paper man were under Liaozhen’s feet. Then a disciple suddenly shook his head and foamed his mouth. The disciples of "evil" arched upward, and those people were bounced away very dramatically.
He stood up and shouted: "I am the Great Immortal Pan snake, the devil sent me to find out. You are also worthy to call the devil if you wait for the rat generation."
I saw Mr. Liao drew a sword made of copper coins from his sleeve, danced in his hand, poked the forehead of the disciple of the "Zhongxie", and shouted: "Master Pure Yellow is here, let you wait for the little demon. presumptuous."
"Uh!"
The disciple of "Zhongxie" screamed, flew out, hit a pillar, and fell unconscious.
Chen Shixin thought, this is too hard!
However, these are fake enough, but the old man Lu takes it all seriously, staring intently and short of breath.
Real man Liao put down his money sword and shouted: "The wolf-greedy demon king shows up quickly, shows up quickly! Hurry up like a law!"
The incense burner in front of me suddenly exploded, a cloud of smoke rose up, and a figure appeared in the smoke. The old man Lu became excited and folded his hands together: "Master Demon, please give me a lifetime."
Sullen laughter reverberated in the room, and with the flickering of the lights, the atmosphere became a bit strange. Old man Lu was trembling with fear and cold sweat.
"Bold Demon Lord, if you don't obey your orders, the deity will surely let you die."
After that, all the disciples began to recite the mantra, and they buzzed together into a sound wave. The few real people opened their five fingers and sucked the group of "evil smoke" into their sleeves. The figure of the demon also began to flicker, but when you listened carefully, you could hear the voice of Little Motor. , There was a small fan hidden in his sleeve, and the sound of the curse was just to conceal its movement.
Old man Lu panicked, "Daxian, don't take the demon king, let him talk to me, as long as he can prolong his life, whatever the price is, even if it takes my son's life." He pointed to the innocent Wang Haitao next to him. .
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Liao Zhenren calmed down while subduing the demon. "The deity just gave him a stab at him, this guy is very arrogant."
"Oh, oh." Old man Lu nodded and sat back again.
"The deity ordered you to show your true body!" Liaozheng shouted, his words were naturally not for ghosts and gods, but for assistants.
Suddenly the smoke dissipated together with the light and shadow, and the lights did not flash, and a torn sock fell from nowhere and fell on the altar table.
Liao Zhenren was stunned, and asked his subordinates in a low voice without moving his lips, "What's the matter?"
"I don't know! What I am telling is..." the subordinate replied blankly.
The torn sock flew up, spinning slowly in mid-air, and you could see a filament in the air when you looked closely. Of course, it was not easy to spot under the cover of smoke.
I broke my socks and said, "I am the real body of Demon Lord Zhou Xiao. I am now in prison and cannot get out. Today is Mid-Autumn Festival. As a result, the prison only gave out half a five-core mooncake, which was unpalatable. Want to eat duck egg yolk!"
That was clearly Sun Zhen's voice, KK covered his mouth and laughed so that his whole body shook.
Lin Dongxue and Chen Shi also cheered up all of a sudden, and the people who took down the stage finally came. Now there is a good show...