Horch has been busy with a new project recently. The round trips are all private trips. After getting off the plane, he will take the VIP channel. Xiguang tears the illegitimate life the most. All private itineraries are classified as illegitimate, and Reuters who uploads the private itinerary is also counted as an illegitimate category, so Horch's itinerary is relatively secretive and comfortable.
The assistant had already drove his coupe, and when he got to the garage, he handed his luggage to Xiaodan and drove away by himself.
The assistant looked at the tail smoke of the car, turned around and asked, "Is the boss in love?"
Xiaodan: "So gossip, what kind of assistant is it better to be a paparazzi?"
assistant:"… … "
Going downstairs at Sheng Qiao's house, parked the car, put on a hat and mask on the elevator, when they got to the first floor, two young girls came in with fruits and vegetables.
He stepped back and lowered his head.
Fortunately, the two girls did not notice him, and they discussed intently and excitedly: "You wash and chop vegetables first. I will steam the rice. There is still half an hour. It must be too late!"
"I watched the preview of the previous issue. This issue is the theme of desert islands. It is not disgusting or scary. It is a must-have variety show!"
"I want to continue calling the horse cp!"
When he reached the fifth floor, Horch bowed his head and walked out sideways. The two girls in the elevator didn't even notice who he was.
He rang the doorbell, and soon someone came to open the door. Sheng Qiao was wearing an apron with a ball on his head, and his smile was always so bright when he saw him, "Horch, you are here!"
He nodded, took off his hat and mask.
She looked at her, her eyes widened suddenly, and the next second, the nympho in her heart screamed frantically.
Hey, he has a short haircut! ! !
Ah, so cool, so A! ! !
The line of the face without hair modification is getting harder and harder, showing a bit of coldness, but the eyebrows are still light, and the corners of the eyes are slightly drooping when looking at people, cold and light, and a little bit fierce!
Damn, the stylist knows the fan mentality too much. ! !
She concealed her excitement in a low voice: "Horch, you have cut your hair."
He walked in: "Well, the short haircut of the dancer for the new exclusive song is more suitable."
Woo, dying. Can't imagine Horch dancing in such a cold and fierce shape.
Why does he look better the longer he is? Did he steal some elixir
Horch changed his shoes. When he looked up, he saw that she was still standing on the spot. He looked at him without blinking, and couldn't help but smile: "Can't you not bear with her short hair?"
I'm so used to seeing it, I can watch it all my life without blinking.
Sheng Qiao slammed his heart and ran back to the kitchen.
She had cooked the miscellaneous sauce and boiled the water, and waited for him to come down, put the cooked noodles in cold water and topped it with miscellaneous sauce, and a bowl of steaming Jindao miscellaneous noodles was out of the pot.
She didn't know why Horch called for the miscellaneous noodles every time. He made so many times, and the craftsmanship became better. If he didn't become a star one day, he could still open a noodle shop.
When it came out, Horch was standing in front of the TV holding the remote control board, selecting a program.
Then she heard the familiar opening song-"Escape from the Sky" third issue, "Remaining on a Deserted Island".
Sheng Qiao: "???"
He adjusted the program, put down the remote control, turned around to take the bowl of dough in her hand, put it on the coffee table, and smiled slightly at her: "Eating and watching, eating variety show."
Think about it, what did she do while recording the rest of her life on the desert island? ?
Fuck, she threw up that native!
She was almost roasted!
She met Shen Junyi who was singing!
She teamed up with Shen Junyi!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is it her death date that the end of this variety show? !
Sheng Qiaosheng sat down on the small bench.
At the beginning of the show, the director team checked the backpacks at the beach. When it was Sheng Qiao’s turn, we first asked her to hand over the coin purse. We Sheng·Guicai·Qiao used her sophistry with the internal organs to compromise the show team and save zero. wallet.
Immediately afterwards, the clever director group found a copper coin dagger from her shoe upper.
Horch: "..."
Sheng Qiao: "..."
Woo, it's so embarrassing.
Netizens watching the show at the same time:
[The first confrontation between Sheng Qiao and the director team, a draw! 】
[Hahahaha is worthy of being a little master of hiding things Sheng·Dora·Joe】
[The program group is too ruthless, and I searched my body]
[Sheng Qiao is no longer the image of the brilliant socialist successor in my heart]
[Only my concern is that the dagger is stuffed into the shoes and the feet]
[Even if you want to hide your feet, you can see Sheng Qiao's courage and belief in hiding things]
…
As for Sheng Qiao, he didn't want to talk, so he immersed himself in eating noodles.
I knew I would watch this episode with idols, and she wouldn't be so sand sculptures.
After a few people got on the ship, they were taken to Crab Island. The assistant director explained the rules of the current period and distributed the equipment. Sheng Qiao was in a military uniform holding a gun in a brave posture, but he sucked a lot of face powder.
Horch was eating slowly with the bowl, as if looking attentively. He narrowed his eyes when he saw the look of her military uniform. He tilted his head to look at the girl who was sitting next to him on the small bench and sucked the noodles, and then smiled silently.
The plot progressed all the way. After the other five guests changed their gear, they all stepped into the deserted island with high spirits to start survival mode. When they reached Sheng Qiao, they saw her lying on the beach with a backpack, enjoying herself.
Later, the dialogue between the system and her was cut.
Then the audience heard her saying that she was going to take a beach bath and sleep for an afternoon.
System: "Please get up immediately, enter the jungle and start the adventure, otherwise you will get a headshot and die immediately."
Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[I actually heard a hint of collapse and anger from the system’s indifferent voice]
[You can go and watch the highlights released by the program group. The director group of Ghost Marriage last issue was getting angry and looking for quick-acting heart-relief pills. My mom laughed at me to death]
[Director Group: What did I do wrong? One bug is not enough. I need a couple.]
…
Then Sheng Qiao heard Horch laugh next to him.
What a laugh, she was about to cry: "Horch, or else, don't look at it?"
"It's so interesting, why don't you watch it?"
Huh.
Then her idols and national audiences saw her series of sand sculptures.
I took out a box of potato chips from the umbrella and threw up when I met the indigenous people. When I was roasted, I told them in English, "How much did the director team give you, I will pay three times!"
In the later stage, the voice-over of the director group was cut in:
—Does she think she is here for sightseeing? How did you bring in potato chips
-Hidden in an umbrella and brought in.
-What about the trap
—She was lucky enough to avoid it.
-What about indigenous people
—Go to another line.
—Call me back! Go and tie Sheng Qiao! ! !
audience:
[Hahahahahahaha is booming, trance driving crazy, the first person in the director group]
[Forcing the director team to change the book and call the group actors back to tie her back, what a grudge hahahahahahaha]
[She also vomited up in the group acting, what did my mother do wrong in the group acting]
[How can I blame Sheng Qiao, she shouted in both Chinese and English that she was going to throw up hahahahahahaha]
[Also said she has an idea, fuck me laugh out of it]
[Fuck it, her English is good, and her accent is so standard! 】
[Have you finally noticed! I listened again, the standard London accent! 】
[I don’t call Sheng Qiao a scumbag anymore, this accent throws me more than a dozen streets]
…
Horch finally finished eating the noodles, drew a piece of paper and wiped his mouth. He tilted his head and looked at the person next to him who was almost buried in the bowl: "It seems that you are very happy to record this section."
Sheng Qiao: "No... unhappy..."
She glanced at the scene and saw that she was sliding down the slope, and she was about to meet Shen Junyi who was singing!
Sheng Qiao stood up quickly, blocking his vision: "Horch, let's play against each other!"
Horch: "No, I want to watch TV."
Sheng Qiao: "Huh."
If Horch leans to the left, she will block a bit to the left, and if Horch leans to the right, she will block a bit to the right. Then she felt her hands wrapped around her waist, and Horch directly hugged her off the ground with one hand and threw her on the sofa.
Sheng Qiao: "???"
She still wanted to get up. He held her head with one hand, without turning her head, "Be good, watch with me."
Don't dare to move.
Shen Jun's passionate singing was heard on the TV.
She heard idol sneer.
Horch is a person with emotions and anger, but other audiences can't take care of that much. When they saw Shen Junyi yelling and singing English songs, how many people sprayed water in front of the computer with laughter.
How could there be such a sand sculpture boy
Still familiar with a mouthful of a brother, or a familiar one with a blank eye, the long-awaited cp finally meets again!
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Sheng Qiao's face collapsed at the moment he saw Shen Junyi, especially when Shen Junyi called her to save him, and when she turned around and left, the thick disgust once again overflowed the screen.
The audience was laughing crazy:
[Why does Sheng Qiao dislike Shen Junyi so much?]
[I really hate it, hahahaha, that swift turning motion can’t wait to fly away with wings on it]
[It's just the main hand to dismantle the horse cp]
[I just don’t want to team up with him, after all, his fans can curse people, and I can’t afford it]
[It was me and I shot him, lest I be a good person and be scolded and posted]
[Who doesn't have a Taiwanese book for variety shows now? Didn’t you just take a female man’s character in your house, and it’s true.]
[Who scolded you for posting? Don’t put gold on your face, this guy in your family doesn’t even deserve to stick it upside down]
[Is it a stupid guy who said Taiwanese? This variety show takes the no-stationary route, do more homework before no-brainers]
The two continued to tear each other, and the audience continued to watch the show.
Shen Junyi, who fell into a box, became Sheng Qiao's Ma Tsai, and vowed to help her find the boat and send her away. The bickering between the two became the highlight of the show.
In fact, it's not a bickering, just that Sheng Qiao unilaterally confuses Shen Junyi.
Except for the two fans, the other viewers actually saw a full sense of CP.
The final scene freezes in the scene where Shen Junyi pushes Sheng Qiao into his arms and kicks the door open.
This is the end of this program. Please watch "Remaining on the Deserted Island·Next" at the same time next Friday.
audience:
[Fuck Shen Jun intends this boyfriend to force max! ! ! 】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was picked up! It turns out that he not only knows how to sand sculpture! ! ! 】
[Pressing on the chest really broke the man, it knocked me on the CP! ! 】
[Oh, I beg you to look at Shen Junyi’s abdominal muscles, I just want to lie down on his chest]
[For a while, I don’t know who to envy]
[I announce! Find the ship cp lock! I swallowed the key! Please get married on the spot next time! 】
[Hahahahahahaha what the hell is looking for a ship CP? Looking for horses in the previous period? Are you looking for ships in this period? ! 】
…
…
[Find a ship cp] Go on the hot search again, run rampant all the way, kill the actress cheating and the male star derails, and rank first on the hot search list.
The last issue was mostly just a joke. In this issue, because of Shen Junyi's sudden burst of boyfriend power, he really attracted real CP fans.
Everyone said that a thousand-mile marriage is tied together, it's not that the enemy doesn't meet each other. The strange love in the world begins with Huanxi Yuanjia. This is the script of the idol drama, sisters! what are you waiting for? ! Now you can't buy it in the pit, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled, you can also experience the rapid fall of developing CP!
This pair of cps turned out like a virus began to spread on the Internet. The two fans could not suppress the pressure with all their efforts. What's more, there are cp dogs in the two fans! ! !
Our fans are looking for ship cp, and we are looking for head girls, because when our cp fans get together, we laugh and look for heads everywhere!
Job's tears:...
Joe Fan:...
What kind of sand sculpture CP powder is this, we don't admit it.
…
At the end of the show, Horch paused, and the scene happened to freeze at the scene where Shen Junyi was holding her.
Sheng Qiao: "..."
Secretly, slowly, gently, get up, slip away, can't see me, can't see me.
Horch: "Stop."
Sheng Qiao: "Huh."
Turning around, burying his head with his little hands on his back, staring at the toes, acting obediently confessing his mistakes.
Horch said, "Come here."
She nudged it in small steps.
Horch asked: "Remember how the review book was written last time?"
Sheng Qiao: "If you commit another crime, the leg will be broken." She buried her head and muttered aggrievedly: "I was forced, and I can't be blamed."
With his head buried, he didn't see a flash of smile in Horch's eyes.
His voice was still faint: "Forget it then?"
She curled her lips: "Then I also gave you PB, and made you miscellaneous noodles, and authorized my pictures to your studio for casual use."
Horch smiled angrily, got up and walked in front of her, raised his hand and knocked on her little head: "You still learn to bargain?"
She heard a smile in his voice.
She pursed her lips and laughed secretly, finally dared to look up at him, her eyes sparkling: "Horch, are you not angry?" She tugged at his cuff, two fingers, and swayed, "Don't be angry, I only like you."
His eyes darkened.
The Adam's apple rolls slightly.
After a long while, he turned around and returned to his indifferent appearance: "I'm leaving, and I will have work tomorrow morning."
"Well, be careful on the road!" After a pause, "Horch, if you have time when you go home, can you post on Weibo? Everyone misses you so much."
He leaned over, picked up his hat and put it on, straightened his brim, "Okay."
She drove him to the door, with reluctance in her eyes, but her tone was brisk: "Horch bye, good night~!"
He whispered: "Good night."
Then closed the door.
The cold wind outside the house blew his side, and he stood there for a while, breathing slowly from his lips.
…
The temperature gradually picked up, the cold of spring faded, and the warmth of spring came. Sheng Qiao finally recorded the two variety shows "Escape from the Sky" and "Starlight Boy".
These two variety shows have greatly improved her popularity, which not only further reversed the impression of passersby, but also attracted a lot of diehard fans. If the previous cohabitation live broadcast variety show showed her transformation, the live broadcast of "Starlight Boy" showed her ascension.
Not to mention her wonderful performance in "Escape from the Sky", although only three episodes have been broadcast so far, the degree of discussion in each episode is comparable to that of Shen Junyi.
With the addition of her and Shen Jun's powerful CP fans, the popularity and topical level have been rising all the way.
If the career line rises too sharply, and it blocks the way of others, there will naturally be job gangsters.
Sheng Qiao found out that he had more black fans recently than before the termination...
Various scandals of escorts are flying all over the sky, and the luo photo incident has also been brought up again. There are even more frenzied black powder p luo photos on the Internet. Fortunately, the support team will add the company to block it in time, and at the same time file legal proceedings against the spreader.
Bei Mingfan was too busy, and Sheng Qiao also received two huge sums of money.
The variety show is over, the rewards are paid, and the hard work during this period of time has finally been rewarded.
The first thing is to let Fang Bai and Ding Jian go back to their hometown to pick up Sheng's mother. Her current status is inconvenient, and she has to contact the nursing home. She only called Sheng's mother in advance to ask her to return the house, pack some necessary luggage, and prepare to move.
According to her request, Bei Mingfan contacted the expensive nursing home, and when Sheng's mother arrived in Beijing, Sheng Qiao accompanied her to see the doctor.
According to Sheng’s mother’s situation, the doctor determined the prosthesis with good materials. After the prosthesis is installed, there will be a three-month recovery and adaptation period. Everything was set up properly and Sheng's mother stayed here.
And while time was busy and orderly moving forward, the Xiguangs also ushered in the great events of their kingdom.
Horch's 29th birthday.
So far, seven years of debut, from an obscure trainee to today's top traffic, every birthday is a milestone.
Every year's birthday support is the top priority!
In the past few years, Sheng Qiao would wrap him a screen in the city center on his birthday. The tens of thousands of yuan a day was pocket money for her at that time, let alone now.
How can you lose the card face with a huge amount of money in your hand? !
I want the whole world to know that boy is 29 years old today! The older he gets, the younger he gets! I believe he is 19 years old! I like to listen to passers-by looking at his face and boasting: He looks so young, is he 29
Sheng Qiao wrapped up a light board for the entire subway line and an elevator billboard at the entrance of the subway.
She picked out dozens of her intensive pictures, removed the logo, and added the message of "Happy 29th birthday Horch". After typesetting, she asked the manufacturer to print them and replace them all on the day before his birthday.
So that day, everyone who took that line started from the subway entrance and walked all the way, and all they saw were Horch's face. After getting in the car, Horch's face flashed by the light boxes on both sides.
A passerby said: Oh, it turns out that today is Horch’s birthday, he looks really handsome, and the company has done a good job of publicity.
Xiguang: Fuck this year's birthday cheer made by the studio? It's too damn good!
After being photographed and filmed by office workers in the morning and posted on the Internet, the whole city was dispatched and all went to the subway station to watch.
[Huo Xi Chaohao Birthday Support] Since the morning, it has occupied the top spot in the hot search, and it hasn't been down all day.
Xiguang, who was taking pictures and watching, gradually realized something was wrong.
This birthday cheer picture is so familiar in style.
Isn't this the picture on which blessing relies
Could it be that the studio has borrowed the blessed pictures for publicity support
Because a lot of Xiguang went to the studio Weibo to praise and confess, the studio immediately posted a Weibo: Mururo was watching with everyone, I don’t know which cutie used such a bold way to confess. Where is Xixi
Damn it? ?
Not an official support
Is Hee Kwang personally cheering
This is too fucking! ! ! Which fairy star-chaser sister spent a lot of money to buy a subway for my brother
Confirm that this is the picture on which Fu is relied. Everyone asks Fu Zuoyi, who did you authorize the picture to
Fusuo Yi has just finished 500 pb forwarding lottery, and is checking the list of winners one by one. I don't know what it means when I receive a private message.
Xiguang sent her the picture of the subway station.
Fu Suo Lei: I did not authorize it to others, I did it myself.
Xiguang:? ? ?
So the boss is you? ?
I thought 500 copies of pb would be your biggest handwriting, but I didn't expect you to be even better.
All Xiguang kneeled to Fusuo.
Liang Xiaotang: "..."
Do you fans know that you chase stars like this