Ghost Bridegroom
鬼新郎
Author: 天桥底下说书的
Latest: Chapter 72
Status: Completed
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Tags: calm protagonist caring protagonist cold protagonist comedic undertone demonic cultivation technique
When the demonic sect’s Protector Bi Qianren was travelling around the jianghu, he encountered a malicious ghost who liked bride kidnapping. Without the slightest hesitation, Bi Qianren kicked away the ghostly head blocking his path.
However, could someone tell him why this headless ghost began pestering him to get married? Do ghosts toss their heads to find their matches now?
Zhuge Qingtian: If you’ve sat on my sedan chair and haven’t yet died, you must be my predestined wife, one matched by the heavens.
Bi Qianren: Scram, us demonic cultivators only become husbands.
Zhuge Qiantian: Alright then, husband, when will we hold our wedding?
Bi Qianren: Even this works?
That day, as he stepped onto the path to find a missing head, Mister Hitman Bi Qianren learned a bitter life lesson—don’t casually kick a malicious ghost’s head, because who knows if that ghost will one day become your wife.
魔教大护法毕千仞行走江湖遇见了一只抢亲的厉鬼，他毫不犹豫地踢飞了拦路鬼的头。
但是，谁来告诉他为什么这没了头的鬼要缠着他拜堂成亲？现在的鬼魂界竟是抛头招亲的吗？
诸葛青天：坐了我的花轿还没死，你就是我天定的娘子。
毕千仞：滚，我们魔修只做夫君。
诸葛青天：好吧，夫君，我们什么时候拜堂？
毕千仞：还有这种操作？
那一天，踏上了寻头之旅的毕大杀手收获了一个惨痛的人生教训——不要随便踢厉鬼的头，因为谁也不知道他以后会不会变成你的老婆。
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本文又名《攻把受的头打飞后的那些事》，依旧是欢脱为主偶尔会正经一下的风格，世界观自设颇多，请勿考据，谢绝扒榜。
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