Wang Xu was walking alone in the woods. It had been half an hour since he had been separated from the other three people. He didn't know the condition of the others. Anyway, he was completely dizzy.
Half an hour ago, he was still walking and chatting with the cat master, but in a blink of an eye, he entered the forest, and all the people around him disappeared. To put it nicely, this is called getting lost, and to put it more seriously, it is to encounter a mountain disaster...
He was very depressed, not because he was lost, in the words of Mr. Cat, he had already lost on the road of life... The reason why he was depressed at the moment was that no one cared about him, as if he was just relying on the formation There is no need to find someone to stop a character who can fool around.
Seeing that Wang Xu was walking around or wandering in these places, he just sat down and started to think of some crooked ideas, to blow up the mountain? He didn't have explosives, set fire to it? Might burn myself in... yell for help? This idea even shocked Wang Xu himself.
then what should we do? He still thought of a way. He started to leave marks on the tree. The result of this was to make him more sure that he was turning in circles.
"Is there anyone?! I'm here to kick the gym! Be serious, okay!" He could only mourn helplessly.
"Hello." A hand was placed on Wang Xu's shoulder.
Wang Xu was taken aback. Often his fear was to slap him and say it, so he grabbed the hand and punched him when he turned around.
As a result, the blow was easily caught by the opponent.
"Young man, don't be afraid, it's me."
Wang Xu has also seen this person before, the old butler who received Wang Xu at the door just now, but what Wang Xu is thinking at the moment is, you old guy easily caught my fist, how can I not be afraid
"Oh, so it's you, this... You came just in time, this forest is very strange, I'm lost, why don't you show me the way?"
"It's not urgent... I remember someone yelling just now, about kicking the gym or something?"
Wang Xu's face immediately changed when he heard this, and he jumped three feet away with a groan, "Ha! I knew that you, an old boy, have bad intentions! If you want to hit, hit him, whoever is afraid of him!"
The old butler remained expressionless: "In that case, I'll just play with you."
Wang Xu actually had no idea, who knows if this old guy is a lunatic at the level of a Shaolin sweeping monk, if he kills him instantly, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me, a freshly baked rookie, to rank first in the evaluation.
So he immediately thought of a strategy to delay time: "Wait a minute! You report your name first, and my subordinates will not fight no-names!"
The old butler said calmly, "I'm just a servant of the Ning family, so why ask more questions."
"That won't work. I, Guiguzi Wang Xu, are famous all over the world. How can I bully an old man who doesn't even dare to report his name?"
The old butler was not moved at all after hearing his shameless nonsense: "Then let me tell you, this old man is not famous in the ghost hunting world, and Wang Yan, the judge of mountains and rivers, is here."
"Cut... I haven't heard of it..." Wang Xu's expression was very disdainful, but he was telling the truth, there were not many ghost hunters he had ever heard of...
The name Wang Yan, the judge of mountains and rivers, was also a famous character more than 20 years ago. He was one of the four masters of "qinqi, calligraphy and painting". , the life of the pen will be left by the judge."
If it were Shui Yingyao who met this old man, he would definitely cheer up. Although this man hasn't made any big moves for ten years, who knows what level his current strength has reached.
However, Wang Xu, a reckless person, actually said the words "I have never heard of it". This is like a sharp knife directly piercing Wang Yan's heart. What is the most painful thing for a master? That is "Although you are in the Jianghu, there is no legend about you in the Jianghu".
Wang Yan was already very angry at the moment. Although he didn't show it too much on his face, he had already decided in his heart that he wanted the kid in front of him to look good. Who knew that Wang Xu's farce was not over yet...
"Then... Although you are an unknown person, let me give you a name..." He cleared his throat very arrogantly (don't ask me how I did this act of clearing my throat so arrogantly...)
"That's right! I'm both beauty and wisdom, the incarnation of heroism and chivalry, fascinated thousands of girls, correct the social atmosphere, the champion of the new department in the evaluation of newcomers, a new star in the ghost hunting world! The 250th generation of Guigu Daoshu Heir, Guiguzi Wang Xu! That's right!"
Wang Yan was injured, his ears and heart were ruthlessly ravaged, Wang Xu instantly refreshed Wang Yan's understanding of the word shameless, rewrote his outlook on life and values, and refreshed his personal image to an unprecedented lower limit .
What Wang Yan didn't know was that this was just the beginning...
Seeing that the other party was shocked on the spot by him, Wang Xu immediately decided to put his nose on the face, and he continued: "What... there are poems to prove it! As the saying goes, there is righteousness in heaven and earth, mixed with manifolds. The bottom is the river and the mountain, and the top is the river. It is the sun and the stars. To others, it is called Haoran, and it is perfect for the sky..." He began to recite the righteousness song with a full three hundred words...
If I were brother Wen Tianxiang, I would definitely not let him go...
The veins on Wang Yan's head were twitching wildly, but he was still a senior after all, and he had been pretending to be a master since just now.
Although Wang Xu has nothing to do with the verses in this righteous song, the long poems he can recite are really limited. Classmates will definitely be able to read like this for a whole day.
Finally, Wang Xu finished reading, and Wang Yan's patience was almost at the limit. He said with a calm face, "So, now, can I ask for some advice?"
"No, I want to shit..."
"you… "
"Either take me out of the woods or I'll fertilize your greenery for free..."
Wang Yan compromised, and he took Wang Xu out of the formation. Wang Xu saw the long-lost main driveway, and then followed Wang Yan to an empty villa to solve the problem.
When Wang Xu went back outside the house in a "shaking" state, Wang Yan had already decided to beat the boy until he couldn't take care of himself today.
It is definitely a skill to be able to make a high-profile man who has retired for more than ten years and is nearly sixty years old into this, and the most terrifying thing is that Wang Xu has not noticed the other party's anger at all...
"Well, since you want to fight so much, I'll play with you. If you lose, how about taking me to the main house?"
Wang Yan replied: "Yes, then if you lose..."
"Hahahaha!" Wang Xu laughed wildly and interrupted the other party: "I will lose? What are you kidding?"
Wang Xu's bluff this time became the last straw that overwhelmed the camel's camel's back. Wang Yan's blood vessels exploded, and with a flash of golden light in his hands, a pair of judge pens rushed towards Wang Xu.