Master Mao and Qi Bing were sitting in a taxi, and they went straight to the Treasure Island Hotel after getting off the plane, but the traffic in Las Vegas at night was really terrible, and they hardly moved after leaving the airport.
"Driver, what time is it?" Master Cat asked.
"Eight forty, what's the matter, buddy? Are you in a hurry?" The driver turned his head and found two US dollars left on the seat, and his passengers had disappeared.
He scratched his head, picked up the money, and said to someone who did not know: "I think this means that you don't need to look for it..."
Master Mao and Qi Bing were leaping on the roof, just like superheroes in American movies, except that they didn't wear masks.
Vegas is always brightly lit. Some passers-by accidentally saw them and dragged the people around them to watch together. But this is Vegas, any show is not enough to surprise people, and passers-by who saw them could only Thought it was some kind of special effect.
While the two were on their way, Wang Xu had already arrived in the sky above Vegas. Looking down from a high altitude, this city was undoubtedly a pearl in the desert of Nevada, USA.
But Wang Xu is not in the mood to appreciate the beauty of the city that never sleeps, his life is a mess, he changed into an Elvis costume at the moment, he thinks it makes him look like a fool, his girlfriend will soon be Someone else's bride, and he was about to jump from a height of tens of thousands of feet.
"Man, maybe you will never have such a wonderful experience in your life!" said a black Elvis on the side.
"In fact... I fell from a high altitude not long ago, but I didn't feel it at that time..." Before Wang Xu finished speaking, the pilot's radio sounded.
"Elvis! I'm going to lower the altitude a little bit now, get ready, Vegas is calling us!"
Wang Xu knew the meaning of this passage, he was sweating profusely, and tightly grasped the two ropes of the parachute with both hands: "I said buddy, let's make sure again, it is yellow first and then red, right?"
"Exactly right, hey! Kid, don't be too nervous, it's okay, use these two ropes to control the parachute to glide in the air after pulling, and you have to be careful when you land, don't break your ass, hahaha! "
Wang Xu is very sensitive to the word falling now. He looked at the group of Elvis Presleys. They were obviously out of their minds with excitement, and they seemed to be very keen on the excitement brought by this kind of aerial performance. Although Wang Xu's work is more exciting than these trapeze people in a sense, his cold sweat is still dripping uncontrollably...
A large number of spectators have gathered in the plaza, and they all came to witness the historic moment when the Elvis parachute team returned to Vegas after many years.
It can be said that Wang Xu is now stretching his head and shrinking his head with a knife. When the door of the cabin was opened, the turbulence outside rushed in, and the leader shouted: "Elvis! SHOWTIME!" A burst of cheers from the kings.
The people in front of Wang Xu jumped out one by one. The moment they flew out of the cabin, they all shouted excitedly, and then began to do various aerial stunts, stretching their bodies, letting them fly in the wind, This kind of excitement is unmatched by any roller coaster in the playground.
Wang Xu kept muttering: "Yellow first and then red, first yellow and then red..." When there was only one Elvis left in the cabin, he suddenly thought of something, stepped forward and grabbed the other Elvis' shoulder and asked, "Dude, Treasure Island Where is the hotel?"
"what?!"
"I said! Treasure Island Hotel, where is it!"
"Oh! See that building over there, the fan-shaped one!"
"Yes, I saw it!"
"That's it!"
"Thanks! Dude!"
"It's okay, I'm going down too, good luck, kid!" The Elvis jumped out of the cabin after speaking.
Wang Xu looked at the city under his feet, and there was a strong wind in his ears. This kind of fear of being in the sky is the most intuitive. As long as you take a step, the feeling of falling quickly after weightlessness is very scary.
He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, cursing in a low voice: "TMD! Fight!"
So Wang Xu jumped out...
There are always a few memories in life that will never be forgotten, and tonight undoubtedly wrote a deep stroke in Wang Xu's memory.
"Yellow first! Red later!" Wang Xu pulled the two pull tabs one after another, the main parachute and the auxiliary parachute opened one by one, his falling speed was stagnant, and another parachute logo with the head of Elvis Presley appeared in the sky . At this moment, Wang Xu couldn't help cheering loudly, the whole gambling city was at his feet, and he was looking down on everything like a high god. If it didn't feel vulgar, he really wanted to shout out the phrase "I am the king of the world!"
But Wang Xu is not here to skydive, his goal is the roof of the Treasure Island Hotel! He tried to maneuver the parachute to glide. This thing is actually not difficult, and he can learn it quickly, so Wang Xu landed directly in the air towards the wedding venue.
fifteen minutes ago...
"After tonight's wedding, there will be a grand reception. Tomorrow morning, you and your new husband can go to the nearest office to go through the marriage formalities. We have a 24-hour uninterrupted marriage registration office in Vegas. It only takes fifteen minutes to complete all the formalities, and then there will be a private flight to take the two of them directly to Paris for their honeymoon... ”
"Okay, okay, I know, you can go out." Chen Min drove away the wedding organizer who was dressed like a fart. The wedding is about to start in ten minutes, please get ready as soon as possible, the night breeze is very warm tonight, it is really a good day for an aerial wedding..." Chen Min pushed him out of the room before he finished speaking.
"What should I do, that bastard hasn't appeared yet." Chen Min seemed a little anxious at this moment.
Shang Lingxue lowered her head: "I promised my father that if Wang Xu couldn't prevent the wedding, I would say 'yes'."
"But… "
"It's okay." Shang Lingxue interrupted her: "I know he will come, he must come..." Only she could hear the last half of the sentence.
Now…
A large number of guests gathered on the roof of the Treasure Island Hotel. The kind old pastor stood at the end of the red carpet with a smile on his face. The temporary auditorium built here also has everything that one expects. It looks like a simple church, surrounded by flowers and The colorful balloons are ready to fly at the last moment, and the arrangement of seats is the same as in the church.
Most of the guests invited were business partners of the Sanchez family. To put it bluntly, they were wine and meat friends. Some of them even came to Castian's wedding for the first time. Many of them knew what Castian was, but they could only feel sorry for the bride from the bottom of their hearts.
For the sake of profit, we often have to wear masks to survive.
Castian stood next to the pastor, waiting vigorously for the arrival of the bride. Soon, as the wedding march sounded, Shang Lingxue in a wedding dress came out.
The bride is always the most beautiful. This girl who fell into the mortal world like a fairy made everyone astonished. Even though Chen Min beside her was also a beautiful woman, she had become transparent at this moment.
Because Shang Weiguo did not attend the wedding, Chen Min, the bridesmaid, had to hold the bride's hand and hand it over to Castian. They walked on the red carpet, and Castian waited excitedly. Meaningful ceremony, he will be able to get this woman.
Shang Lingxue stood side by side with him in front of the pastor. She lowered her head and never glanced at this man.
The reading of the oath began, and Castian quickly said the phrase "I do".
The next thing was for the pastor to read the bride's oath. Shang Lingxue didn't listen to a word. She looked back at the entrance on the top of the building. There was nothing but two security guards and a closed gate.
A feeling of desperation struck, and in order to keep the agreement with her father, she would soon have to say those three words she didn't want to say.
Seeing that the pastor was about to finish the oath, Chen Min, who was on the side, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and cursed in his heart: "Where did that fool surnamed Wang go!"
The kind old pastor finally asked the question, and Castian had moistened his throat and was about to kiss the bride.
Shang Lingxue hesitated, she was about to answer when suddenly, many people heard a swear word at the same time: "I fuck you second uncle!!!!"
Silence descended on the venue...
I have to say that even though Wang Xu's English is not very good, if you ask him to swear in English, he is definitely a master. Therefore, he can definitely say the English version of the above swearing...
"I object!!!" It was this voice again...
The voice came from the wind, as if the will of God came from the sky. Many people couldn't believe it. Could it be that God also opposed this marriage? And God cursed people
Shang Lingxue laughed, and tears welled up in her eyes, because she knew that that fool was coming.
"There! He's there!" A sharp-eyed guy among the guests saw Wang Xu first, and immediately pointed at him and shouted.
"What's that? Elvis Presley?"
"Oh! My God! I think I'm going to pass out." Several foreign aunts thought they should take some heart disease pills and come back again.
Castian also saw Wang Xu. He saw Shang Lingxue's weeping expression, and knew that things were about to happen, and his gentlemanly demeanor was gone. He immediately grabbed the pastor's shoulder and shouted: "Continue to officiate the wedding! Hey! Are you stunned?" What are you doing!"
A murderous intent flashed across the old pastor's kind face: "Let go..." His eyes were as cold as the north wind, and he instantly released a coercion that Castian had never seen before, so scared that he immediately withdrew his hand, At that moment, he seemed to see the devil...
At the moment when Castian was frightened, the pastor became the original kind old man again, as if what happened just now hadn't happened at all, and other people's attention was attracted by Wang Xu's arrival, and they didn't notice it.
"As a pastor, as long as someone opposes the wedding, I must listen to his reasons." The kind old pastor did not forget to explain to Castian, in fact, with his murderous look just now, there is no need to talk nonsense...
Wang Xu fell from the sky, knocked the statue of Jesus straight, and stepped on the face of the man who could be resurrected on the spot, and took off the parachute.
His Elvis presley dress was very funny, but Shang Lingxue didn't have the time to laugh at him, she stepped forward excitedly, with the happiest smile on her face, but tears kept falling, "Wang Xu..." She seemed to have There are thousands of words to say, but nothing can be said at this moment.
But Wang Xu didn't give her this chance, he took out his torn handkerchief from his trouser pocket, took Shang Lingxue's hand, and slapped the palm of his hand: "You! Shut up, stand aside for me! I'll talk to you later."
His tone was domineering, as if he was giving an order, and his words were not so polite. Seeing that Shang Lingxue was being bullied, Chen Min immediately became angry. She is very skillful, usually with a body like Wang Xu, beating him ten or eight times is just like playing. At this moment, she wants to go forward and teach him a lesson. pause.
But Shang Lingxue grabbed her arm, and Chen Min looked back, and saw that the young lady was wiping her tears with Wang Xu's dirty handkerchief, smiling like a nympho, and was almost pissed off by her. .
"You dare to kidnap Lao Tzu's woman?" Wang Xu walked up to Castian and looked into his eyes.
"You... You are talking nonsense! What kidnapping! Security! Throw this man out! Security! Damn it! Where have you all gone!" Castian looked back at the only entrance.
The two security guards were gone, replaced by a scruffy looking guy in a suit and no tie and a deadpan young man.
"You don't have to shout, the dozen or so downstairs won't be able to come." The Asian version of the Terminator said this terrible line very coolly.
Master Cat kept chanting in a low voice like a mantra: "This kid is more handsome than me... disfigure him... this kid is more handsome than me... disfigure him..."
The guests present did not dare to act rashly now, and they had no time to move, because everyone knew that there was a good show happening right now.
"What old man's woman, what did this kid say..." Chen Min seemed to be extremely dissatisfied with Wang Xu's macho speech, but she glanced at Shang Lingxue, only to find that this man was chanting like an idiot again: "Lao Tzu's woman..." followed by a happy expression. If Chen Min had heard what Master Cat said, she would have agreed that women in love are irrational.
Castian still didn't give up: "This is a private wedding banquet, please go out."
Wang Xu looked at him like an idiot: "How dare you talk to me loudly... You are asking for your own death..."