"I had a dream two days ago..." Wang Xu drank the bad coffee made by Mr. Cat in the office, chatting with him without saying a word.
Master Mao collapsed on the sofa, looking so tired that he was half dead, he didn't even bother to raise his head: "You kind of homeboy and virgin, usually watch too many love action movies, nothing more than having sex dreams , I think we should change the subject."
Wang Xu didn't complain this time, he said seriously: "No, no, this dream is different, in a dark and lonely environment... I knelt in front of a beautiful woman, she asked me if I knew her, I said no I know, then I started to cry for no reason, then she started to laugh, and at the end of the laugh she also started to cry. This dream is too strange, and after I wake up, I can’t remember the face and voice of that beautiful woman, do you think it will be Could it be a ghost?"
"I think you should watch more love action movies... so that you won't have weird dreams all day long..."
"Tch... I know it's useless to ask you." Wang Xu drank the cup of coffee, "By the way, more than a month has passed since the summoning demon formation incident, why are you still living here? You and Shui Yingyao What about the world of two?"
"I'm moving away... You can take over the situation, right?"
"That's right! Now it's rumored in the school that Wang Xu lives in the basement of a bar. It's not good to say it, and it seriously damages my glorious image in the eyes of the general public!"
"What do you mean... if it's changed in school, and you live on the second floor of a bar, the impact will be better..."
"Well... this... we are discussing your problem, don't change the subject!"
"Hey... She is forcing me to marry, I don't agree, and then she ignores me... That's probably the situation."
"Then you go to register with her, this beautiful woman with a house and a car is forcing you to marry me, are you still not happy?"
"So... young people nowadays think things are too simple... Forget it, I don't bother to explain to you."
"Cut... I'm too lazy to listen, go to school."
Wang Xu went to the downstairs bar to pack some clothes, and then went to school. Recently, he has been feeling a little bored. Since the incident of summoning demons, he always felt that something was weird, but he couldn't put it into words. He was not assigned any tasks.
In the new semester after the holidays, Wang Xu is still displaying his magical ability to fall asleep as soon as get out of class starts. The bell after class seems to be his alarm clock. Because of Qi Bing's help during the exam, it is almost impossible for this guy to fail the exam Yes, so his college life basically consists of eating, sleeping, and playing. Of course, the most important thing is to take the time to study the two books of Guigu Daoshu in his hand, "Chapter of Subduing Demons" and "Chapter of Slaying Dragons".
At first, Wang Xu had some fantasies about the book "Slaying the Dragon", but after a closer look, hey! What about Chu Liuxiang's lightness kung fu, Ximen Chuuxue's sword, Li Xunhuan's throwing knife, Lu Xiaofeng's consonant finger. In this book... nothing at all... so his enthusiasm was extinguished by more than half.
In fact, the classics left by Guiguzi are all very magical spiritual things. For example, the Fumo chapter can automatically let Wang Xu understand part of the content according to the growth level of his spiritual knowledge. That is to say, when your skill reaches a certain level , you can directly understand the following content without translating the ancient text. The Dragon Slaying chapter also has such a system, but Wang Xu's "martial arts" is almost nonexistent, so he doesn't understand a word of the whole book.
When he managed to translate the first few lines and found that they were all theoretical explanations about "nourishing qi", he simply threw the bamboo scroll aside and didn't care about it anymore. According to his original words: "Nursing Qi? If you want to inhale oxygen, I'll go to the hospital and get it done!"
Just like that, another peerless cultivation method fell into Wang Xu's hands, and I don't know when it will be seen again...
Let's not talk about the practice of Guigu Daoshu, let's say that this day he came to the school on a broken bicycle as usual, but was suddenly stopped by a beautiful woman.
She has reddish short and medium hair, and her eyes are like a cat's. They are smart but a bit evil, but her eyes make Wang Xu feel a little uncomfortable, as if she can see your heart at a glance, that kind of indifference and cynicalism The look in his eyes reminded him of a nasty guy named Master Cat.
"Are you Wang Xu from the first grade?" Her voice was arrogant and cold, as if she was interrogating a prisoner, but it would not make people feel impolite.
Wang Xu looked at her sideways, as if he was about to run away on a bicycle at any time: "What's the matter..." He asked, thinking about how he had offended the stranger in front of him.
"Hi, I'm Yanli in the third grade, come with me." After she finished speaking, she jumped behind Wang Xu's bicycle and said coldly, "Turn left ahead."
"Hey... I said classmate..."
"Call me senior."
"I said, senior... what are you trying to do all of a sudden..."
"You'll know when you come with me."
Wang Xu seemed to be frozen there for two or three seconds, his eyes were very evil, and some thought flashed through his mind. In short, after two or three seconds, he rode his bike and set off without saying a word.
When arriving at the destination, Wang Xu seemed to understand that this is the rehearsal stage for the drama club...
"Let me introduce. This is Wang Xu. Including him, the manpower is almost enough."
"Hey, hey, hey... What does it mean to count him... Who are you going to count..." Wang Xu looked at the group of people in front of him.
"Congratulations! You are now a member of the drama club!" A guy wearing glasses came up to him. There are often such people in colleges, and you can smell him before you get close to him. , the smell of the backbone of the student union...
"Oh~ I know this guy with glasses, Hua Zhanyun from the student union." Wang Xu really remembered such a guy, because this guy is really a very enthusiastic and eye-catching idiot, "But... Familiar, this drama club, I don't seem to have said that I want to join, right?"
Yan Li casually took out a small notebook from her pocket: "According to my information, you have been in school for half a year and haven't joined any clubs. In fact, no clubs want you, so you have no reason to refuse."
"I still need a reason to reject others..." Wang Xu was about to start expressing fallacies when he saw an acquaintance walking towards him.
Qi Bing still had a sullen face: "Wang Xu, take a step to speak."
Wang Xu was taken aback when he saw Qi Bing here, and almost cried out. Qi Bing pulled him aside and said in a low voice, "You'd better agree. There are many cadres from the student union here, so it's not easy to offend."
"Cut... I'm a superhero, so I'm afraid of these little kids?" He spoke without thinking, but he was actually a year or two older than him.
"Actually, this drama club is also very easy to mess with. You just need to play tricks and be responsible for pulling the background and making props. It's equivalent to a handyman, and you can also get a lot of benefits from building a good relationship with the student union."
"Huh? No..." Wang Xu looked at Qi Bing with strange eyes: "You don't look like this kind of person... You have other reasons to appear here, right?"
"Qi Bing, don't forget to have lunch together, I'm leaving first." A delicate voice came, and Wang Xu saw Yu Xin who was walking out not far away. This woman pretended to be innocent and cute at school The little loli, made many sons and young masters not think about eating and drinking, and who knew that she was the type who would kill without batting an eye... It's really a pity that this kind of acting can't come to the drama club.
"You..." Wang Xu's eyes were extremely wretched, Qi Bing interrupted him just as he said a word.
"My patience is limited!" Qi Bing's face was covered with shadows, and he stared down at Wang Xu condescendingly, "I might go crazy if I stay alone in this club, you must come and help me!"
The corner of Wang Xu's mouth twitched dryly: "I... I understand, I just joined..."
Now the matter is clear, Qi Bing is also involuntary, he is just looking for a companion in a group that is not suitable for him.
Wang Xu returned to Yan Li's place: "Senior sister, I thought about it and decided to join."
Yan Li immediately took out a small notebook and wrote: "Very well, then you are considered a member of the drama club, and I will put your name on the member list later. By the way, first-year students are generally not allowed to be a member of the drama club." For important roles, you can at most play some monsters or horses, and you also need to be in charge of props, changing sets, etc., which is hard work, and you have to be mentally prepared.”
"Ah... ah... I see." Wang Xu basically knew that the so-called "lack of manpower" was just a lack of coolies, and the protagonist had already been divided up privately by you guys.
Of course, Wang Xu himself doesn't really like to show his face. He finds it troublesome and hates to do things seriously. It's obviously inappropriate to take on the main role. It's best for him to play tricks, because nerds are generally relatively low-key...
"By the way, we are going to ask Shang Lingxue to help play the heroine in the performance of the school culture festival. Do you have any questions?" Yan Li suddenly asked, and the audience fell silent for an instant, and everyone stopped what they were doing. Looking back at this place, Qi Bing's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat.
"Ah? Who is it?" Wang Xu looked puzzled, "I don't know the person you mentioned, and...does anyone need my approval to be the heroine?"
Yan Li stared into his eyes for a few seconds, then continued to lower her head and write something in her little notebook: "I understand, then let's do this, you don't have to do anything today, just get to know the other students in the club." She After speaking, he turned and left.
In fact, there have been rumors in the school for a long time. According to various signs, the school girl Shang Lingxue finally dumped Wang Xu, a small character, and the two are now strangers. During the party or something, I would never let even half a word reach the ears of Wang Xu, the person involved.
Time is such a wonderful thing. After all, Wang Xu is still an inconspicuous little character in a school like Xiangyi, so after only half a month after the rumor appeared, people forgot about him. Now Xiangyi's focus is on the school beauty. Who is the next boyfriend? If Yan Li hadn't asked this question today, no one would have mentioned the matter of Wang Xu and Shang Lingxue.
Qi Bing on the side was startled into a cold sweat, catching ghosts was not so exciting, if Wang Xu found out that his memory had been erased, it would be hard to say what this lunatic would do...
People around are whispering: "Hey, poor, pretending not to know each other?"
"No way, maybe forgetting is easier for him to accept."
"Even I feel a little sympathetic to him..."
Wang Xu stood there in a daze for a few seconds, then "cut" and walked away. He really didn't know anything...